#chicken kluk

[maddmann8128]

Kluk Kluk

[vampiremeerkat]

Speaking of “Chicken little”, did you ever wonder of how you’d rewrite it like with other Disney movies (or like, adapting the original story in your own personal twist)?

I can make something up on the spot, but it won’t be a Disney reboot. The characters and alien twist didn't interest me much, so I’m borrowing the original story. I don’t have all the plot details, but I’d want the main character to be a girl named Penny Little, and setting the 1700s-1800s countryside. Her village is inhabited by birds only, and those who live in poverty are usually prey animals. Royalty and high calibre residents are predators. Instead of the acorn, a better scare would be a vivid dream taken as a prophecy, but something that actually happened to her. She was drugged up or too sleepy to understand she was part of a scandalous kidnapping of her people, ordered by the king no one suspects, for the purpose of becoming food or a slave. Lewl, spoilers. Penny is too small, so not useful for either and dumped back in her room. If you want the acorn thing to come back in some way, maybe it’s one of the soldiers’ shields she saw and got whacked with when they saw she was gaining consciousness. ..Though in hindsight, maybe it’s better if she was conscious, but guessed the attack to come from an enemy kingdom. Less convoluted. In any case, she believes their peaceful lives are in danger and wants to warn the king. She’s accompanied by her friends along the way, not because they all believe her, some just aren’t comfortable letting her waddle into a domain of meat eaters by herself. Eventually they meet a fox (not red-furred, the red fox is the most overused breed in fiction and I’m tired of it) and they recognize him as the discarded prince “Todd L’Woxy”, which is good, because these idiots didn’t know the way to the castle to begin with. I have nothing in mind for what his crimes are that made him no longer welcome at the castle, but he is a violent, patronizing douche-ass, so it probably has something to do with that. He thinks their simple minds and gullibility are all very convenient and pretends to be their friend for a bit. As it’s tough for a fool out there, he plans to lead them inside a dark forest and promote them to dinner. He won’t be quirky about it; this man is a murderer like his parents taught him to be. Cool foreshadowing. They get separated and one of the friends is grabbed, but manages to free herself, though not without a wing getting plucked clean. Depending on what kind of bird she is, that sucks. The prince goes on to find a new target in the darkness, and finds Penny, but she’s pretty alert and greets him as he comes. He acts real ominous, but she’s being angelically nice and it makes him feel bad. When her friends come running, the one who was attacked warns her for the prince, but of course he lies and Penny believes it, making him feel more bad. Because it’s dark, his victim can’t 100% confirm it was him and everyone settles on giving him the benefit of the doubt. He is eventually swayed into helping them for real.. because.. I don’t know, Penny is hot? Anyway, reformed murderers always die in my stories, so Todd will likely get his throat ripped out by his father at the end. ..I’m tired of writing now.

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Concept Art: Maid Marian (and Lady Cluck)

[ironclawallosaur]

Disney’s Robin Hood has the best damn chicken animated characters I’ve ever seen and I’m not sure why I’ve never appreciated that before now. (Heihei is excused for being Genuinely And Objectively Defective)

Lady Kluk is very delightfully Scottish, too.

[slightlypessimistic]

MUANG THAI

@MAGINHAWA,QC

try nyo rito. masarap, maganda yung place, parang sosyalan eme pero can afford naman. Inorder namin is Khao Kluk Kapi, one of the best seller sya sa rice (kanin pa lang ulam na. bagoong rice sya. haha. kala mo kung ano no 😂 pero masarap sya promise. Tho may mga nabibili din na ganito sa mga pinoy resto sabi ni Jm. pero first time ko lng makatry nun. haha. Hala nakalimutan ko kung magkano. dalawa kasi to e, regular or yung family). parang around P180 sya e. kasi alam ko nasa 300 pesos na yung family. Yung regular is good for 2-3 persons na. Pero sa sarap ng dishes nila, saktong sakto na sya for 2.

For our mains, we ordered Satay Sampler Platter (sampler platter of our satay goong, satay muu, and satay gai served woth peanut sauce and thai vinegar) uhm bale eto, 6 sticks sya. 2 sticks for each class. ang laman nya is shrimp, pork and chicken na parang grilled ganun, then may sauce. This is for Php350

we also tried stir fried dish which is Spicy Basil Mixed Seafood. legit na spicy haha nakakasipon kung di ka gaano sa maanghang. Yung laman nya is shrimp, squid, clams, fish fillet with basil and turmeric. parang may kasama din syang pork actually. This costs P350

lastly for our dessert, we ordered mango sticky rice! hahaha. This is actually one of the reason why we ate in a thai resto. gusto ko matikman yung dessert na to. Its actually tastes like our native suman, na may sauce na gawa sa gata, and toppings na mango. masarap! :) This costs Php 130.

pwede na po ba pang food blog yung shots ko? haha.

07122020

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[candy-crackpot]

So Hungary had elections Sunday with the variety of

- Nazi1, screeching that Bruxelles or the UN has no right order us around to accept migrants, erected fence around the southern border to keep them out because they they will terrorize us. Fun fact they did accept migrants IF they bought state issued bonds, so it's not that they cannot come, they have to buy their refugee status which is objectively disgusting. They rewrote the constitution so only men and women can wed and be family, they stood up by a sexiat singer who said "it's not a woman's job to earn as much as men, men have wide shoulders to work and women have wide hips to give birth" when he got public backslash. They're racist, sexist, mysoginist, LGBTAQ+phobic. The whole party is led by Viktor Orb@n who the west lovigly calls a dictator. They're not off the mark, they even legalised AN ILLEGITIMATE POLL (AS IT DID NOT REACH 50% OF THE ATTENDACE) TO THEIR POLITICAL AGENDA. You get it. They have 2/3 for the 3rd time.

- Nazi2 with the same agenda with even more antisemitism, added with holocaust sceptics and even more mysoginist views. A member of the party even verbally sexually threatened his secretary that he'd hit and rape her. They got 20%, they will be the second biggest party in the Parlaiment.

- There are some more known parties that is not full of beetles that have ~10%

- There's maybe 1 decent party which wished for openness for lgbtaq community and foreigners and those with multiple national identities. They didn't make it.

- There are fake parties that apply take the funds and disappear

- There's a party called Two Tailed Dog that was just a fucking troll party that promised immortality and the prime minister elect was a chicken mascot and it's 5 min speech was "kluk kluk kluk".

Like, I always knew that this country has always been a hateful shithole with no self-awareness at all but seriously? So many people bought that dumb shit shoved down their throats? And then they wonder why everyone fucking leaves. We're so fucked.

[caffeinated-photographer]

Wearing my best #ootd! 🎓 During the 1st week of school I feel I don't fit in this course. I wanted to go to a different school and shift course but I don't have a choice, I can't pursue my dream course due to financial problems. Yet I'm still thankful that I have an opportunity to study. Actually this is my 6th choice, from Fashion Designing to Agricultural to Fine Arts to Multimedia Arts to Tourism.. down to HRM, well I thought HRM is just about cooking and stuff but no, there are lots of things to enjoy in this field. As the years pass I've learned to love being an HRM student, I found joy in cooking, plating, presenting the food, explaining my dish in front of many people and planning for an event. For those people who said that HRM is an "easy course" you're definitely wrong there are lots of hardships and trial just to finish this. Liquor is different from liqueur, okay? It's hard to memorize all kinds of flatwares, glasswares, chinawares, silverwares and even kitchenwares. Hmm wait..did you know about the 5 mother sauces? Then if you know name one.. We also study Management, hey honey can I manage your life? Lol I'm just kidding! There are no easy course, all of them are poor. (HAHAHAHA Mahirap! Charot) Let me rephrase that, all of them are hard? (Matigas?) Magtatagalog na nga ako nahihirapan na ako! BASTA WALANG MADALING COURSE. LAHAT MAHIRAP. LAHAT PINAGHIHIRAPAN. First, to our Almighty God who keeps on granting our prayers and guiding us to the right path. Thank you, G! 🙏🏻 To my friends MXB, B&F, St. Claire and Roomies (Team Pasay) for putting an extra color in my rainbow. I will never forget all things that we did. Btw you guys are awesome! To PWU Warriors Dance Co., who are there with me to dance to the rhythm of life and always lifted me up when I'm struggling in schoolworks. Thank you! Keep on dancing guys! To Max's Restaurant, who cooked my inner chicken soul. Thank you for trusting me! Tumilaok na ang manok! Kluk kluk kluk! To Sofitel Philippine Plaza, thank you for trusting me and giving me chance to experience what it feels like to work in a Luxury Hotel. Keep up the world-class service! Merci beaucoup! To those people who have been part of my college journey my blockmates, other-course mates, and lower year students thank you for the companionship! To my fellow graduates, congratulations! Our journey doesn't end here, this is just the start. Set your goals and seek for the future! ✨ To my hardworking parents who always choose what is good for me. Thank you for all your sacrifices and support. Now it's time for me to payback all those hardships that you did, I got your back Eomma and Appa! Saranghae! Lastly to myself, Finally! After so many years of studying, you graduated with a degree. Get ready for the real world, coz you're not a kid anymore. 👨🏻‍🎓 Umali, Mark Angelo Rubiales Bachelor of Science in Hotel and Restaurant Management Philippine Women's University - CDCEC Sta. Cruz, Laguna Class of 2017