#chief splatoon

[peachedchai]

[OC] Oh, this love would kill me, but I don't think I mind

[atomgecko]

Idk why but I can picture Faba playing Splatoon a lot. So of course he gets Colress into it. So I drew their Inkling and Octoling.

Faba gets, like. League-of-Legends player level of rage while playing. Colress is the only one who accepts to play with him as he's used to rage outbursts thanks to Ghetsis. Speaking of, the big man can't stand Splatoon and its gargling squid noises. I think he does, however, enjoy the Sims and Morrowind. Anything that can make him feel close to being a god, really. (Colress is more into Minecraft himself)

(( +Bonus I also drew what Ghetsis and N's sploons would look like purely because I LOVE drawing Inklings/Octolings... N would get Splatoon's appeal but he's more of an Animal Crossing kinda guy I think ))

[thousandth-island]

splashtag titles are literally just animal jam names to me

[cosmicssubway]

i love white and green color scheme character from mid 2010′s nintendo game <3

[darkjakkus]

3am sai doodles (+ a non doodle)

[fpsprotag-poll]

ROUND 3

[captaincraigcuttlefish]

Hi, Im so sorry to bother with dummy questions sometimes, hope the account owner is okay! my question is when Cuttlefish shapeshift to another form, whats the limit for it? Like for example can he shapeshift to bigger creatures then his size? Or can he have the creature ability? For example the horseshoe crab can hide in his shell, or could he have bones if he shapeshift to a fish person?

[knlfelust]

the urge to name all my interests instead of sleeping for an exam i need to do well n in 4 hours

[chmyri]

i hope gear looses, idc if fun or grub wins i just want gear to loose

[every-character-ever-poll]

WEEK EIGHT LINEUP

We did it! Finally. Week Seven is complete, and we can move on to greener pastures - by which I mean we can slog our way through a new 'Week'! I can't think of anything funny to say here right now so let's just get into it.

Norah Jakobs - The Nice House On The Lake

Jaehee Yoo - Let Dai

Graham Ness Payser, the Pacesetter - Toontown: Corporate Clash

Amaya - The Dragon Prince

Lottie Matthews - Yellowjackets

Clippy - Microsoft Word

Gren - The Dragon Prince

Kafuka Fuura - Sayonara Zetsubou Sensei

Piers - Golden Sun

Ron - The Who Was? Show

Tohru Honda - Fruits Basket

Nightcrawler - X-men

Henriette de Pusay - Les Colombes du Roi-Soleil

Monsieur Tidbits - The Who Was? Show

Hariham Harry - Hugtto Precure

Chief - Animal Crossing

Venti - Genshin Impact

Geraldine - The Who Was? Podcast

Quote - Cave Story

Bait - The Dragon Prince

Dale Gribble - King of the Hill

Drizzt Do'Urden - Dungeons and Dragons - Forgotten Realms

Clytie Van Gogh - Fate/Grand Order

Madoka - Puella Magi Madoka Magica

Boston - Only Friends: The Series

Count Olaf - A Series of Unfortunate Events

Phosphophyllite - Houseki no Kuni

Battler - Umineko When They Cry

Mona Lisa Vito - My Cousin Vinny

Medic - Team Fortress 2

Gus - Sweet Tooth

Apollo Justice - Ace Attorney

Twigleg the Homunculus - Dragon Rider

Thirteen - Obey Me!

Daisy Buchanan - The Great Gatsby

John Yossarian - Catch-22

Hikari Kuina - Alice in Borderland

Jintetsu - Kurogane

Fantine - Les Misérables

Telemain - Enchanted Forest Chronicles

Mahiru Shiina - MILGRAM

Garroth - Mystreet / Minecraft Diaries

Nami - Harvest Moon/Story of Seasons

Amethyst Heart - Magical Warrior Diamond Heart

The Amazing Karnak - Ride the Cyclone

Marvin - Falsettos

Hearthstone - Magnus Chase and the Gods of Asgard

M.X.E.S. - Five Nights At Freddy's

Draco Malfoy - A Very Potter Musical

Zombie Cleo - Hermitcraft & Traffic Life

Henry the Duck - 36 Questions

Lazarus - Ribbon Rabbit Daycare

Jeff - Doors

Almoral - Biz Mart

Prince Blueblood - My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic

Maya Fey - Ace Attorney

Amanda Young - Saw

Molli Pop - Candies n Curses

Deckard Cain - Diablo

Zee - Total Drama Island

Hiura Erika - The Night Beyond The Tricornered Window

Takuto Maruki - Persona 5 Royal

Emma - Total Drama Presents: The Ridonculous Race

Perona - One Piece

Noah - Total Drama

Gin Ibushi - Your Turn to Die/Kimi ga Shine

Cody - Total Drama

Kitty - Total Drama Presents: The Ridonculous Race

Torchic - Pokémon

Amaya - The Dragon Prince

Guido - Cars

Mecha Mountie - Death Road to Canada

Oliver - Vocaloid

Yuki Takeya - School-Live

Eric Cartman - South Park

Harold - Total Drama

K.K. Slider - Animal Crossing

Shawn - Total Drama: Pahkitew Island

Spinel - Steven Universe

Junior - Total Drama Presents: The Ridonculous Race

Applejack - My Little Pony Friendship is Magic

Fluttershy - My Little Pony Friendship is Magic

Wayne & Raj - Total Drama Island 2023

Mimikyu - Pokémon

Frye - Splatoon 3

Millie - Total Drama Island 2023

Ghetsis - Pokémon

Chef Hatchet - Total Drama

Minty - My Little Pony

The Arcanist - Flight Rising

Maud Pie - My Little Pony Friendship is Magic

Zell - Animal Crossing

Coco - Animal Crossing

Pearl - Splatoon 2

Big Man - Splatoon 3

Torachi - King of Prism

Bill Cipher - Gravity Falls

Sailor Venus - Sailor Moon

Kyubey - Madoka Magica

Mikan Shiratama - PriPara

Herobrine - Minecraft

[merinomeri]

SHE'S DONE! I can finally make a big long post about my Agent 8.

Enjoy?

NAME: Eiji (a nickname that stemmed from "Agent 8") AKA: Agent 8 GENDER: Female (she/her) SPECIES: Octoling OCCUPATION: Octarian Army Technician (formerly) ~ Member of Squidbeak Splatoon ~ Ammo Knights Employee

Unique Characteristics: heavy, sleepy looking eyes. long and prominent bottom lashes. tentacles are a bit curlier than normal. speaks in a dull, monotonous tone unless she's very emotional.

LIKES: weapons, tinkering with weapons, The Crust Bucket (she misses it), writing haiku, Off The Hook, learning new skills, Rainmaker, Kariyushi Friday, Sheldon DISLIKES: trying to keep her workspace tidy, remember things from her past, Crab-N-Go (she thinks its a cheap replacement), Table Turf (is Bad at it), customers who skip Sheldon's explanations, dark and cramped spaces PERSONALITY: A quiet Octoling often lost in her own thoughts, "Eiji" was introduced to life above ground by Agent 4 a few years ago. The very same Agent has become her only real friend since then, save for her "Chief" at work.

She has comical herculean strength, and could probably dual wield Splattings if she were allowed. She carried most of the supplies from the old Ammo Knights location over to the new one almost all on her own.

Eiji goes at her own pace but tends to forget important things easily. She believes in casual Fridays and pushes for them, worried her beloved little boss is overworking herself. So far she's got Shelly and Donny on board, at least.

Is a huge fan of Off The Hook and admires Marina greatly. And not only because she and Pearl saved her life. Also likes Deep Cut, but believes Big Man is talented enough to go solo.

Plays bass in Agent 4's sad little band, Infin8. Agent 4 is also trying to use her "cool and aloof" appearance as the face for the band, much to Eiji's chagrin.

Loves! Sheldon! So much! The one person who she feels understands her, and she opens up around seamlessly. Could listen to him talk for hours on end and would. Isn't sure how to navigate an actual relationship though and is too shy to figure it out...might need outside help...

[dogtoling]

1. Can Inkfish breath in while swimming (or sitting still) in their ink?

2. So we know that Inkfish don’t have bones, but I heard they have cartilage or something instead. That true? If so, how does that work?

3. Ok while writing this question I realized the answer, but… How do Agent Neo and the rest of the NSS get out of Alterna? (Realized they just super jump)

4. How do Inkfish super jump so accurately and onto moving objects like the Tower?

5. Why did ORCA create puzzles for the Inkfish? Like, not generic puzzles, puzzles specifically designed for Inkfish? Last I checked, all ORCA is is just a storage system with an AI.

6. So… Deep Cut. Wth did they think those random pieces of metal were going to do? I doubt that’s very valuable (unless humans mined all the ore and there’s basically none left, so melting it down gets a lot of money) so like… why fight over pointless junk when there are literal HUMAN ARTIFACTS probably just sitting around Alterna?

7. For a timespan of 12k years, the buildings in Alterna seem quite well preserved… explain.

8. How is Grizz so big and furry? Like, bears aren’t that big. Also the guy can survive in space. Like what.

9. How did Smallfry change like that in the final fight?

10. I keep seeing how Splatoon confirmed magic and now I’m confused.

Lotta questions about Alterna, I bet most can be just chalked up as bad planning regarding the story but like… I wanna hear what you think.

Assuming they're not literally inside the ink but rather on top of it, yes they can breathe

Inklings having cartilage is entirely fanon, they are confirmed not to have bones but they're not confirmed to not have some other type of support structure. People default to cartilage because Inklings are big enough to where SOME kind of support structure would be required, and we do see details of "bones" on the models (especially captain cuttlefish) although i think those are only there because the game's artists still wanted the inklings to have human anatomy. hence why they have kneecaps

yeah they probably super jump.

Game logic. But also Inklings are implied to use (and even need) signals to track when they super jump, so it's likely that they are able to sense magnetic fields and signals that they use to fine tune their trajectory, which is how they're able to super jump so accurately when they don't actually see where they're jumping. (It tracks when you take into accounts spawn points, squid beakons, the huge antenna on the Grizzco boat.. i DON'T know how the hell teammates function in this scenario but alas)

there's no good reason for this one chief the story writers just wanted to reuse octo expansion level design. ardnin has a good theory surrounding this but other than that canon does not have our back here

again the story writers didnt know what the hell to do but corporate quota probably says the new idols of the game HAVE TO be in the main story for marketability reasons so they needed to be in there being the weakest links of any story mode to date. this plot point is made worse by the fact that in the story mode, Agent 3 ISN'T EVEN AFTER THE OBJECTS. you just kind of wander into the boss areas with the thing just lying there abandoned and deep cut shows up like OH MY GODDDDD YOU CANT TAKE THATTTTT like girl, ok! you had 5 hours to take that yourself and leave! the player was never asked to retrieve the things to begin with, we just kinda take it in the end.

this has bothered the hell out of me too and it did the entire time i played through the story mode. Not to mention EVERYTHING looks extremely well-preserved taking into account the, uh... you know, the entire major plot point about the caverns COLLAPSING? lol. Not going to nitpick too much about this but basically the best explanation is that Alterna doesn't experience weather or anything, so it's semi-functional as a type of time capsule.

all but confirmed in the new art book, but Grizz is mutated to ALL HELL. His skeleton doesnt even resemble a bear at this point. Basically, he is insanely mutated. yeah i got nothing on the surviving in space part, i hate the story

i hate the story (the answer is magic i guess)

Related to the previous point, this is WHY people are saying splatoon confirmed magic. I mean there is zero explanation to a smallfry (JUVENILE SALMONID) turning into a 15 meter giant floating fish in rapid 5 second metamorphosis because of Ocean Creature Hopes and Dreams, in SPACE, then going nuts for a while and just............. turning back into a juvenile salmonid. Honest to god I would be more okay with this happening if Smallfry had STAYED as a giant fish, because we know salmonids come in a lot of different forms and whatever they turn into is highly influenced by their life and battles up to that point. So hell, it would've made sense that Smallfry's adventure in Alterna and finally going up against what is basically the Salmonids' arch nemesis would've been a good arc for them to mature, but to pull that magic anime transformation and then just REVERSE IT is just.... You could say it's the salmon equivalent to what the Kraken is for inkfish, but that makes NO SENSE because whereas transformations like that are sensible for inklings which are creatures known to be able to do rapid metamorphosis and alter their body shape, A SALMONID IS A FISH. WITH MUSCLES AND FLESH AND BONES AND STUFF. what HAPPENED HERE bro

anyway thanks for this ask and yes, as you predicted, i believe that 90% of the plot holes in the alterna story are just because they did not have time or interest to make the story cohesive - because of the art book we now know that the Splatoon 3 story mode's first concept was COMPLETELY DIFFERENT (although we know next to nothing aside from that), there's barely ANY concept art for fuzzy octarians, barely any concept art for Mr. Grizz, and literally zero mention of O.R.C.A. So at this time I fully believe that for one reason or another the dev team wasn't able to make the story they actually wanted to make, so the story we got was either rushed or just didn't have a lot of effort put into it and that's why everything about it feels so weird and quickly smacked together and it tries way too hard to have a cool climax to the point where it achieves nothing but confusion

[facial-hair-fight]

The brackets are here!

Much like @blue-character-brawl, the 128 characters that made it in have been split into four brackets, where the four winners will fight in the semi-finals, and then the winners of those will fight in the finals to find out who the best character in fiction with facial hair is! Brackets will last 24 hours (except for the finals) and the first set of polls will be posted on April 26 between 4:00 and 4:30 PM EST! Here are the matchups:

Bracket 1

Matt (Wii Sports) VS. Saburo (Wii Sports)

Rockhopper (Club Penguin) VS. Sensei (Club Penguin)

Mario (Super Mario) VS. Wario (Super Mario)

Luigi (Super Mario) VS. Waluigi (Super Mario)

Toadsworth (Super Mario) VS. Penguru (Super Mario Galaxy)

Cranky Kong (Donkey Kong) VS. Bluster Kong (Donkey Kong)

Vitruvius (The Lego Movie) VS. Sandy (Lego Monkie Kid)

Rex Fury (Lego City Undercover) VS. Forrest Blackwell (Lego City Undercover)

Dr. Coomer (HLVRAI) VS. Gordon Freeman (Half-Life)

Colonel Mustard (Clue) VS. Mr. Monopoly (Monopoly)

War Doctor (Doctor Who) VS. Wilfred Mott (Doctor Who)

i Tony Stark (Marvel) VS. Steve Rogers (Avengers: Infinity War)

Stephen Strange (Marvel) VS. J Jonah Jameson (Spider-Man)

Grandpa Fletcher (Phineas and Ferb) VS. Balthazar Cavendish (Milo Murphy’s Law)

2nd Dimension Doofenshmirtz (Phineas and Ferb) VS. Major Monogram (Phineas and Ferb)

Obi-Wan Kenobi (Star Wars) VS. Count Dooku (Star Wars)

Bracket 2

Ganondorf (Legend of Zelda: Tears of the Kingdom) VS. Dr. Eggman (Sonic the Hedgehog)

Wilford Warfstache (Markiplier) VS. Old Mark (In Space With Markiplier)

Oliver Queen (DC Comics) VS. Mobius (Loki)

Ron Swanson (Parks and Recreation) VS. Stanley Hudson (The Office)

M. Rasmodius (Stardew Valley) VS. Gus (Stardew Valley)

Lewis (Stardew Valley) VS. Linus (Stardew Valley)

Chief Bookem (Kirby: Right Back At Ya!) VS. Mayor Len Blustergas (Kirby: Right Back At Ya!)

Top Chef (Deltarune) VS. Asgore Dreemurr (Undertale)

Senshi (Dungeon Meshi) VS. Mustache Girl (A Hat in Time)

Santa Claus (Christmas) VS. Julius Pringle (Pringles)

Present Mic (My Hero Academia) VS. Edward Newgate (One Piece)

Drayden (Pokémon) VS. Kamado (Pokémon)

Cirdan (Lord of the Rings) VS. Gimli (Lord of the Rings)

Alex Louis Armstrong (Fullmetal Alchemist) VS. King Bradley (Fullmetal Alchemist)

Richie Tozier (It) VS. Murray Bauman (Stranger Things)

Homer Simpson (The Simpsons) VS. Jasper Beardly (The Simpsons)

Bracket 3

Warden Blackwall (Dragon Age Inquisition) VS. Dorian Pavus (Dragon Age Inquisition)

Pops (Regular Show) VS. Alex Dorpenberger (Close Enough)

Kili (The Hobbit) VS. Bofur (The Hobbit)

Alador Blight (The Owl House) VS. Phillip Wittebane (The Owl House)

Iknik Blackstone Varrick (Avatar: Legend of Korra) VS. Iroh (Avatar: The Last Airbender)

Murro Morton (Identity V) VS. Percy (Identity V)

Jeff Winger (Community) VS. Gregory House (House MD)

Rico Rodriguez (Just Cause) VS. Tom Sheldon (Just Cause)

King Triton (The Little Mermaid) VS. Frozone (The Incredibles)

Harry Du Bois (Disco Elysium) VS. Kim Kitsuragi (Disco Elysium)

Gashu Satou (Your Turn To Die) VS. Hades (Hades)

Kogoro Mouri (Detective Conan) VS. Shaggy Rogers (Scooby-Doo)

Ted Lasso (Ted Lasso) VS. John Wick (John Wick)

Otokichi Shirabe (Suite Precure) VS. Asuma Sarutobi (Naruto)

Gomez Addams (The Addams Family) VS. Frederick Loren (House on Haunted Hill)

Cap’n Cuttlefish (Splatoon) VS. Lionel (Animal Crossing

Bracket 4

Abe Lincoln (Clone High) VS. Rex Mohs (Scott The Woz)

Hercule Poirot (Poirot) VS. Seneca Crane (The Hunger Games)

Bob Zanotto (Psychonauts) VS. William Riker (Star Trek)

Alexsandr Kallus (Star Wars) VS. Steve (Minecraft)

Sea Hawk (She-Ra) VS. Boris Badenov (Rocky and Bullwinkle)

Victor Sullivan (Uncharted) VS. Yosemite Sam (Looney Toons)

Thorin Oakenshield (The Hobbit) VS. Qui-Gon Jinn (Star Wars)

Din Djarin (Star Wars) VS. Alec Hardy (Broadchurch)

Buford Tannen (Back To The Future) VS. Scott Howard (Teen wolf)

Halt O’Carrick (Ranger’s Apprentice) VS. Jack Pearson (This Is Us)

Thomas Magnum (Magnum PI) VS. Dedue Molinaro (Fire Emblem)

Barbarian (Clash of Clans) VS. Adam Jensen (Deus Ex: Mankind Divided)

Remus Sanders (Sanders Sides) VS. Grandpa Harley (Homestuck)

Massimo Marcovaldo (Luca) VS. Dr. Erasmus Craven (The Raven)

Toki Wartooth (Metalocalypse) VS. Richard Kimble (The Fugitive)

Deputy Dewey Riley (Scream) VS. Walter White (Breaking Bad)

[demonoflight]

I opened Splatoon 3 to see what Deep Cut has to say about the new Splatfest theme

I had to close the game immediately after without even picking a team because I need a few hours to process what I just read, because Deep Cut managed to be so damn STUPID they actually gave me psychic damage

Truly they are Dumb, Dumber and Dumbest (affectionate)

I would like to shake them by the shoulders and yell “THAT AIN’T IT CHIEF” and then pat them on their dumb heads and give them cookies for their effort

[hiseternalmayfly]

💕Ember's F/O List 💕

MAIN F/O's:

Vash the Stampede (Trigun) | Tag: Love and Peace (or) ✌️ Ship tag: 🔧Mechanical Mayfly Anniversary: 3/1/2023

Millions Knives (Trigun) | Tag: 🔪 Ship tag: 🌱Bio Engineer Anniversary: 5/31/2023

Raiden Shogun/Raiden Ei (Genshin Impact) | Tag: ⚡ Ship tag: 🌸Eternal Preservation Anniversary: 8/24/2021

OTHER F/O'S:

Big Man (Splatoon 3) | Tag: 🍥 Ship Tag: 🎶Anarchy Beats Anniversary: 8/13/2023

Milly Thompson (Trigun) | Tag: 🍮 Ship Tag: 🍮Sugar Pudding Anniversary: 8/20/2023

FICTIONAL CRUSHES:

Yae Miko (Genshin Impact)

Tighnari (Genshin Impact)

Corrin (Fire Emblem: Fates)

Shenhe (Genshin Impact)

Kaedehara Kazuha (Genshin Impact)

Sangonomiya Kokomi (Genshin Impact)

Yoimiya (Genshin Impact)

Kamisato Ayaka (Genshin Impact)

Mercy (Overwatch)

Jason Todd (Batman)

Cloud (FF7)

Kayn (League of Legends)

Genji (Overwatch)

Roadhog (Overwatch)

Engineer (TF2)

PLATONIC F/O AND COMFORT CHARACTERS:

Shiver (Splatoon 3)

Pearl (Splatoon 2)

Maka Albarn (Soul Eater)

Tae Yamada (Zombieland Saga)

SF-A2 MIKI (Vocaloid)

Nozomi Tojo (Love Live!)

Big Man (Splatoon 3)

Frye (Splatoon 3)

Nicholas D. Wolfwood (Trigun)

Meryl Stryfe (Trigun)

Milly Thompson (Trigun)

Family F/O’s:

Klee [Daughter] (Genshin Impact)

Yao Yao [Daughter] (Genshin Impact)

Zhongli [Father| (Genshin Impact)

Elise [Daughter] (Fire Emblem: Fates)

Sakura [Daughter] (Fire Emblem: Fates)

Bruce Wayne/Batman [Father] (Batman)

Master Chief [Father] (Halo)

Marcus Fenix [Father] (Gears of War)

[captaincraigcuttlefish]

What will Craig and Mary look like when they are old? Like in Splatoon 3 when the old man is dehydrated

(Mary isn't going to make it to 130, chief. But if you wanna see a little old lady,)