#chittr

[chittr-official]

[thedarkbringer]

Here's my contribution to the Chittr tag 💪🏻

[swarmishstrangers]

CHITTR HIJACK CHAPTER 2 HAS BEEN POSTED!!! WOOOO

Chittr Hijack Chapter 2: The Organization

[batterys-oc-blog]

the collector uses chittr but he doesn’t interact with any of the posts he just examines discourse in its natural habitat. his url is a keyboard smash and he doesn’t even have a profile picture

woah new collector lore drop... this is so very true.

[your-fave-is-cullable]

<>ε>ppl be like pearldiving is shameful as if pearldiving isnt a more respectable career option than literally anything else lowbloods or highbloods do lol<3<>

<>ε>likee just say youre not attractive enough 4 it and move on lowol<3<>

<>ε>i dont get why ppl are so against it its not like love is real anyways it's just an empire mandated concept<3<>

[tuxedokit]

Hello, This Post Is A Cleanse Of Our Followers. If You Support Israel, Or Are Remaining "Neutral" On The Genocide In Palestine, Please Educate Yourself Or Block This Account. We Stand Against Genocide

Good Day.

[aita-alternia]

[recording begin]

ok so like do the bloodfakers not count as quote trans caste unquote or did we all collectively forget about that

[recording end]

THIS ^SK IS M^KING ME FUCKING N^USE^S

[devotionmaniac]

Got the ball rolling on Chittr Hijack chapter 2! It should hopefully be finished and posted sometime this month? Don't quote me on that tho!

[turntechradiohead]

Trending on Chittr 

[mysterioushistorian]

and finally, the last redesigns are here! as always, headcanons are under the cut :)

Lowbloods

Midbloods

Ardata Carmia

been getting a lot better due to her moirallegiance with marsti

doing what her heart desires

still kind of bloodthirsty though

lynera's crazy matesprit (crazy just like her)

the mediiia adores me

marsti may be immune to her psychic powers, but she's not immune to her charm

amazing video editor

?????? Elwurd

irdc abt her so whatever

is over her ex

is there even much to say about her?

has been getting into music too. she plays the guitar.

Mallek Adalov

hackerman sk8erboy, obviously

has a blog for coding advice

nerdier than ever

loves diemen

can play ping-pong pretty well.

Remele Namaaq

buy her arte

great friends with charun and is on good terms with amisia

has been getting into acting as of late

can take someone in a fight

is that a pirate?

aside from acting, also knows a lot about movie directing and illumination

just loves art in general

Amisia Erdehn

still makes her own paint. yep.

actually finishes her projects now. no empty canvas or half done paintings

likes to hide in chahut's hair

been trying out digital art too

aint you too young to use chittr?

Galekh Xigisi

aspiring writer

hates tagora's bullshit, but loves him anyways

please cite an entire wikipedia article

a teacher! finally

reading is great for you, young wrigglers.

wears an expensive watch

Nihkee Moolah

still a muscular theater champion and master of muscular arts!

during her free time, she records videos for grub tube. she does workout exercises for women

WE CAN DO IT SISTERS!

is that a nike shoe

Zebruh Codakk

still the same, that's all you need to know.

Marvus Xoloto

engaged to fozzer velyes. he loves that man.

there are hidden messages about troll marxism in his songs now

welcome to clown town, motherfuckers. honk honk :o)

treats karako like his son

chixie's moirail. he cares a lot about her and hates it when other highbloods take credit for her songs

Chahut Maenad

still loves to scrapbook

might need a bigger room for all those heads she collect

praise the mirthful messias, motherfuckers

whoever invades skylla's ranch has messed with her

big fan of moolah's grubtube channel

Karako Pierot

HONK!!!

bronya is his adoptive mother, marsti is his grubsitter (as much as she hates it)

marvus is like a father figure to him

just a sweet, sweet soul in this cruel world

can juggle now!

Barzum & Baizli

still share everything

still are the same

are circus ballerinas now,

culling tactics didn't change

[chittr-official]

>definitely didnt steal this from tikhonk lmaooooo.<

[thedarkbringer]

dumb oliveblood psionic gets major bitches. now in 180p

HI LIBERAL

[swarmishstrangers]

Can we get a jealous mallek x reader pls i love him sm 😭😭

So so SO sorry for how utterly long this has taking me. Hopefully the fact that this has inspired an entire ass multichapter book makes up for it :]

I want to preface this though by saying I didn't exactlyyy follow the request to a T. This has kinda just veered off into something a little different entirely and my explanation as to why is this. I found it actually kind of difficult to write Mallek being jealous. I say it was diffcult to me because personally?? I just don't really see him as a jealous type. Unless you were to go out of your way to try and make him jealous (bad idea considering he'd trust you considerably less and would think it's fucked up of you to try and do) then I just don't see it. He trusts his partner!

So! I took the request into an entirely different direction in the form of. Maybe Mallek trying to avenge you in a way. In what way? How about a story where Zebruh spams the hell out of you. It leaves you overwhelmed and emotionally in shambles simply from the amount and Mallek, seeing this, concocts a plan to get back at him for you?

I hope even if I didn't follow the request completely that you still enjoy the first chapter and the chapters to come!

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Chapter 1: The Development

On Earth, there are a plethora of ways one can wake up. The sounds of birds chirping, the sounds of people you live with already being up and about the house, maybe the sun peeking its way through the blinds. You sort of miss those days. Both because you miss the days when you can be in the sun without fear and also because it reminds you that you’re not there when you wake up.

Your eyes struggle to open and stay open. Your vision is blurry, and your eyes are still irritated by the musty air and the sleep still present in your eyes. You’re reminded some more as you slowly lift your head off of the part of the blanket you had bunched up, that you aren't and probably never will be back on Earth. You're on Alternia now. And mornings, replaced with nights, are different. Your gaze lifts, specifically to the window. You may not have the sunlight waking you up these days, but these nights, it’s replaced with the glow of the two moons. It's still what would be early, the moon's on Alternia's horizon.

You debate on it, venturing out or staying in and sleeping some more before you get the night started. Cause God damnit sleep is hard to come by these days. At least a full day's rest is. When was the last time you got to sleep for a full day on Alternia?

That seemed to be good enough reasoning to go for the ladder option. You settle yourself back down again, balling the soft blankets in your fist and bringing them to you as you usually did to make up for your lack of pillows. Plus your bed is still warm. Who in their right mind could refuse? But before you could reallyyy get comfortable, a loud buzz sounded and lightly vibrated on the floor somewhere around your head; a flash of light followed briefly before quieting.

You give it a minute. Nothing else is heard. Slowly, you wiggle yourself to get comfortable and close your eyes again, not thinking much of it. There are many possibilities it could be. Notifications from Chittr, a message from one of your many friends, or something even as small as an app notifica-

Another buzz followed by light. God damn it.

You rise from the blankets in defeat. You could at least check it out before you decide to message back..it shouldn't be anything too serious, if not, you could leave the message unopened and go back to sleep.

You turn the palm husk on, your eyes stinging from the light, so, you squint to read what pops up...

Read the rest of the Chittr Hijack chapter here!

[dingodad]

just remembered prongle is canonically just called chittr now and got mad

[creamsicklez]

most annoying guy on chittr

[homestuck-hell]

Isteye Evaley, Witch of Light, Derse

She/Her

Eyes in higher places

Cyberstalks her exes on Chittr

"Vulture culture" sounds like a compliment to her

Land of Stained Glass and Visions