#chirps

[chippy-chirps]

is that a geodude

♫ Hatsune Miku: Project Mirai DX (2015)

[plounce]

i cannot begin to express how much i loathe the astonishingly widespread fanon for cardassian genitalia. it's one of the most unsexy setups that could have been conceived. why are so many people subscribed to the belief in a wiggled chode

[catcrumb]

[yugimoto]

I made my light switch an apple!!

[quilldesignz]

POV the last several episodes of hermitcraft

[desperatelyfragile]

lestat’s primary redeeming quality is that he’s a box muncher

[quilavabucket]

frog of judgement

[butchsophiewalten]

I've said this to a couple people already, but I'm actually really interested by Felix's crash alibi. The description of Lacrimosa tells us what he told to the police the morning after the crash:

And I'm assuming his story here is that he was driving drunk, got into a wreck, and after he came back to consciousness he spent the whole night and morning looking for Edd & Molly in the woods, and when he couldn't find them he went to the police. Which is actually a really strong alibi to explain his behavior and the huge gap of time where he was unaccounted for. Like, it's suspicious, but short of uncovering buried remains that the police don't know exist, there's really nothing that can disprove it. It's very difficult to say that isn't what happened.

Which I really like, because I think it lays the groundwork to explain why Felix has gotten away with so much for so long. A really common complaint I hear about The Walten Files is that people don't find it believable that all this could happen, all these missing people and mysterious circumstances, and seemingly no one in Brighton cared, and Felix was never indicted. But as I suspected, the series is already starting to put forward explanations that are believable and that can facilitate the future circumstances we've already gotten a taste of.

[fullcravings]

Hot Chocolate Cupcakes

[warrantcanary]

some new met gala themes i just came up with: suicide bomber, woundfucking, medical malpractice, objectum sideblog, eroticism of the machine, white wiccan, insta baddie circa 2016, the bush administration

[plounce]

it pisses me off that the fanon word for the cardassian language is "kardasi" like hey dumbass that's literally not how it's spelled. oh but we have to make it seem more Foreign and Exotic...!

[transpanda-1]

😷WAIT PEOPLE WERENT JUST MAKING SHIT UP THEY ACTUALLY MADE AERITH A SUKEBAN???

[yugimoto]

I accidentally stumbled upon this elderly gay man's website last night, it's been active since the 90s and has pages talking about his personal life as a gay cowboy it's super interesting! he has webcams running on it that refresh every minute or so and pages about his experiences with HIV and cancer - he also has a massive archive of gay magazine scans (18+) from the 70s up to the 90s! 

[quilldesignz]

kakashi is shorter cuz etho is ridiculously tall but also cuz ninja training babies is bad for their health.

[desperatelyfragile]

let’s all hold hands and think about louis binge drinking alcohol to cope as a human contrasted with his refusal to drink blood & starving himself to cope as a vampire

[transpandaart]

Happy #transprom 2025 everyone!

Panda's looking a little different from last year... do you think she got a haircut or something?

Edit: Oops! Thank you to @zaigg for starting the trend! - Faye💘

Alts under the cut!