#chirps

[chippy-chirps]

is that a geodude

♫ Hatsune Miku: Project Mirai DX (2015)

[plounce]

"tumblr thinks this" "tumblr users act like that" the only thing all tumblr users do is look at posts.

[catcrumb]

[yugimoto]

I made my light switch an apple!!

[quilldesignz]

POV the last several episodes of hermitcraft

[desperatelyfragile]

lestat’s primary redeeming quality is that he’s a box muncher

[quilavabucket]

frog of judgement

[butchsophiewalten]

I've said this to a couple people already, but I'm actually really interested by Felix's crash alibi. The description of Lacrimosa tells us what he told to the police the morning after the crash:

And I'm assuming his story here is that he was driving drunk, got into a wreck, and after he came back to consciousness he spent the whole night and morning looking for Edd & Molly in the woods, and when he couldn't find them he went to the police. Which is actually a really strong alibi to explain his behavior and the huge gap of time where he was unaccounted for. Like, it's suspicious, but short of uncovering buried remains that the police don't know exist, there's really nothing that can disprove it. It's very difficult to say that isn't what happened.

Which I really like, because I think it lays the groundwork to explain why Felix has gotten away with so much for so long. A really common complaint I hear about The Walten Files is that people don't find it believable that all this could happen, all these missing people and mysterious circumstances, and seemingly no one in Brighton cared, and Felix was never indicted. But as I suspected, the series is already starting to put forward explanations that are believable and that can facilitate the future circumstances we've already gotten a taste of.

[fullcravings]

Hot Chocolate Cupcakes

[warrantcanary]

some new met gala themes i just came up with: suicide bomber, woundfucking, medical malpractice, objectum sideblog, eroticism of the machine, white wiccan, insta baddie circa 2016, the bush administration

[plounce]

people online talk so much about hating babies and kids but in "the meatspace" people LOVE babies. hang out with a baby and you will see so many people staring at you with big smiles and waving at you and going "that baby is SO cute" and generally being pleasant unprompted. the lady at the vietnamese place just now gave us like three extra soup spoons because my niece loves those spoons but kept dropping them on the floor and the lady kept giving us more with a massive smile on her face. on our walk today a bunch of construction guys waved and grinned at her the whole time we walked by, and when we passed by an elementary school a little girl said "your baby's really sweet!" babies are not balls of irritation and hatred they are beacons of joy and kindness actually and they bring out the best in strangers. whenever im out with her we have multiple positive interactions with strangers who are so happy to see her. or maybe it's just that my baby niece is the cutest most wonderful baby in the world :]

[transpanda-1]

😷WAIT PEOPLE WERENT JUST MAKING SHIT UP THEY ACTUALLY MADE AERITH A SUKEBAN???

[yugimoto]

I accidentally stumbled upon this elderly gay man's website last night, it's been active since the 90s and has pages talking about his personal life as a gay cowboy it's super interesting! he has webcams running on it that refresh every minute or so and pages about his experiences with HIV and cancer - he also has a massive archive of gay magazine scans (18+) from the 70s up to the 90s! 

[quilldesignz]

kakashi is shorter cuz etho is ridiculously tall but also cuz ninja training babies is bad for their health.

[desperatelyfragile]

let’s all hold hands and think about louis binge drinking alcohol to cope as a human contrasted with his refusal to drink blood & starving himself to cope as a vampire

[transpandaart]

Happy #transprom 2025 everyone!

Panda's looking a little different from last year... do you think she got a haircut or something?

Edit: Oops! Thank you to @zaigg for starting the trend! - Faye💘

Alts under the cut!