#chlorox

[gale--dekarios]

never trust a chr*llo fan worst mistake of my LIFE

[nightwonder7]

Sixth batch of Art Fight attacks 2024!

Characters and their creators:

Nu'ell - @sircavities / chlorox Alex - spookychild500 / spookychild500 Luka - Dag Cladius - @clawclaw1616 / Clawclaw

[princess-of-the-corner]

Re-read Forged, fun stuff would be curious to see your talks on a redo. (Also Chloe/Juleka/Rose is iconic as a ship, even if not like. permanently in love forever but just a right thing in this moment style relationship, but I digress)

It occurs to me Zoe's arrive has the potential to be hilarious, tragic and confusing if her parents continue their usual levels of neglect/contempt.

Andre: Ah yes and we should introduce you to Chloe.

Zoe: I did hear (Wikipedia) I had a sister here, where is she?

Audrey: I'm sure she's around making a spectacle of herself somewhere.

Zoe: I feel I'd notice a spectacle.

Andre: Hmm, yes, she's being oddly quiet, I am sure she's... Around, or coming back, she's n the wind a bit these days I think.

Zoe: Aren't we about the same age, kind of, somehow?

Audrey: Ugh just ask the staff, you! With the ugly bob!

Waitress (Sighs) Yes Madame?

Audrey: Where's Chlorox?

Waitress: Your daughter? She hasn't been seen here in weeks.

Audrey: Ah very good, see, hasn't been here in weeks, hardly our concern then.

Andre: Hmm I suppose. Though I think a responsible thing to do would be to call her I think? Jean, get right on that would you?

Jean (Has been doing wellness checks since she stopped turning up to the hotel) Of course sir, I will get right on that.

Andre: Now then, Zoe-

Zoe: (Fucking gone)

Andre: Oh she's gone too; well then to lunch I suppose.

Audrey: Good, I could use some wine.

GOD THOUGH

tbh my potential plans for the redo might depend on where I take Andre in that because tbh the original had him still in the 'very much fucking up and neglectful but he does legit care' category, but yeah if I'm rolling with Season 4-5 characterization then he won't ever notice Chloé was missing.

(although unfortunately I think a different part of my redo might be deleting the romance altogehter? I kinda didn't plan any of it out and it got messy and tbh Chloé needs more work before jumping into romance)

[cornazon]

ARTFIGHT 2024 RAHHHHH

heh.. 😈

I flipping love artfight

Here are attack

The users for these lovely characters are

(the cat) duke_daemon

(the guy with the big horns) m0vc6i

(the elf girl) becksday

(the clown fella) chlorox

all found on artfight!

MY USER IS gekkinator

this is my 3rd year on artfight and I love it, I love making art for people, and obviously recieving art, recieving art is not my main goal, of course it would be nice (😭 I love it (it never happens)). This year is no different, but there has been more toxicity since more artfight people are on TikTok and stuff has been wacky. I love artfight, enjoy it <3.

[fuzzyizmit]

So... I would love some opinions. A while back, I purchased a mannequin. I have always wanted to 'artify' it. After 5ish years, I'm finally getting off my butt and do something. I am starting with her hand. I just cleaned it with a chlorox wipe. Do you think it needs any other prep (deeper cleaning, sanding, priming etc) if I am going to use Sharpie paint pens on it?

[the1920sinpictures]

1921 Ad for Chlorox Tooth Paste. Kind of a scary thought! From New York City-Vintage History, FB.

[this-is-chaos-magick]

Missing Wanda hours! I second the motion na mag chlorox if di bumalik si mareng Juanda.

Ur a pipinong bading din pala. Lol

miss na miss ko na rin si Wanda nagsasalita nako mag isa sa kwarto ko

[lt-wolfpack]

A borrowed great story....

I was leaving the convenience store in uniform one morning after getting my coffee on my way to work. A young man outside the store stopped me by asking, "Sir, may I speak to you?" I said, "Of course, young man, how may I help you?" He was so young. He couldn't have been more than twenty one. Eyes bright, body lean and sinewy like a farm boy. He was obviously nervous and stammered slightly when he spoke. "Sir, I want to work in corrections. Will you talk to me a minute?"

I stood there for a moment and just looked at him. I set my coffee on the hood of my truck and said, "Son, have seat and I'll tell you everything you need to know." He sat on the curb on command, back straight, eyes bright.

This is what I told him......"Son, there's only two types of inmates inside those walls. Those that you'v e already fought, and those you're gonna have to fight. There is not a moment of peace. Ever. 800 pound steel doors slam all hours of the day and night. On one tour of any unit, you will see men crying, men screaming, men laughing, men praying, and men slowly dying inside. Once you put on this uniform, you are a target. Not just in there, but everywhere you go. There is no CERT team at the local gas station at midnight when you stop for gas and realize every asshole in the parking lot is some asshole you've booked, printed, served meals too, pepper sprayed, tazed, or testified against in court. You lose all sense of security. Everyone is a potential threat. You stop eating in restaurants within fifty miles of your facility because some idiot will recognize you and spit in your kid's milkshake. You will become paranoid and distrusting of other people, even people you love. You will never again sit in a room with your back to the door and you will know every escape exit to every room you enter. You will walk around your car in the Walmart parking lot before getting in just to make sure no one's waiting for you or hidden in your back seat. You will take the long way home if a car falls in behind you on your way home. You will do back ground checks on your children's friends, parents, and teachers. You will look for potential weapons and run "what if" scenerios in every place you go....bars, schools, churches, even friend's homes. You will never again be an individual because your safety depends on a whole crew of other officers whose safety directly lies with you. And some of those officers will lie, steal, and cheat to screw you over. Some of those officers will be selling dope and cell phones to inmates. Some of officers will be alcoholics and drug addicts and be off sneaking a nip while your getting your ass handed to you in the rec yard. Cops look at your like your the retarded step child of law enforcement. The courts look at you as the oppressor of the poor and incarcerated. The public doesn't see you at all until you fuck up, then it's all over the 6 o'clock news. People will threaten your children, your wife, your mother, and your friends. You will be assaulted, have bones broken, be bled on, and go home bleeding. You will deal with diseases and contaminations that Chlorox won't take off. You will be over worked, underpaid, abused physically, mentally, and socially. You will be working nights, weekends, and holidays. Santa don't come to a state facility son.

I stared him dead in the eyes for about 15 seconds and said "You still want to be a corrections officer? "The young man rose from his seat and looked me dead in the eye. He extended his hand. With a grip like steel, he shook my hand and said, "No sir, I do not. But can I ask you a question? Why do you do this if it's so bad?" I smiled as I picked up my coffee and said "People like me do this because people like you can't." " I do this because you make a bond with your brother and sister officers you cannot understand until one of your lives is in the others hands". On my way home, a black SUV followed me for six blocks. I drove sixteen miles going home that night. I live four miles from the jail.

[ultimatespyrofanfic]

For “Power of the Eons”, these are the dragons from ‘the 36 Dragon Prophecy’; that are in the Ultimate Alliance to save all the realms. From left to right: the 3 Mage Dragons (Thrill, Mixxy & Knighty), x7 Heroic Dragons (the Middle 7) & Dark Chain Gang Members And Affiliate (Diesel & Faint, Yowza).

Spyro’s friends from the many titles, I have changed James Byrd from a penguin to a phoenix. The other oddity is Slashette, she is Ripto’s daughter. She will emerge in the Dragon Code MMORPG stories. Long story short, she is the estranged daughter with full knowledge of her father but wants nothing to do with him. Even after he finally learns that he had a long lost daughter; she is a dark green raptor.

All of my favorites from the All Stars of PlayStation. That will be on the good side of the Ultimate Alliance. Side note, I recently learned that the original Tomb Raider was created as Latina. In honor of that & always wanting less whites around; I’m having Lara Cruz instead of Croft. Portrayed by Roselyn Sanchez.

Through out my many stories of the fanfic; these are characters throughout the epilogues. On the left, I’m including Brian & Stewie Griffin because; why not? Have you not played the Multiverse game? Twilly Via & Pearla Lajur are members of a rival motorcycle gang named, ‘Illegal Siggies’. Not sworn or arch nemesis to the ‘Dark Chain Gang’ (On the Lower Right Hand Corner). Twilly Via is a pink seahorse & Pearla is a white echidna. Mr Juicy & Sassori Azure are allies to Gnasty Gnorc, Angelica Pieces (the Sorceress), Ripto & Red the Dragon. After many stories of the MMORPG; they will join this Ultimate Alliance to ensure their survival (They are a black moose & a blue/white griffin.). Juggernaut is an Executioner, galactic class; from the Elven Realms. He is amongst the Top 1,000 List, in the 25 Bracket. He joins the Ultimate Alliance for survival purposes. Omnikov & Clovier Yéyé are friends of Chlorox. Too powerful, just like him… Omnikov is a shadow & Clovier is a bumblebee. The Dark Chain Gang joins because of their connections with Diesel & Faint. Not the entire gang joins this Ultimate Alliance because there are going to be multiple through out the story. Luxroc is a black orc, Miara Milan is a ladybug & Riotburn is a human.

the Apocalypse Order is a group of the Top 1,000 List; they are all of the 25 Bracket. It’s safe to say, they are the most powerful grouping that joins this Ultimate Alliance. Species List, from left to right; Fitty Crown the Gator, Ashinei Jei the Angel, Laezono the Woodian, Gravelle the Gargoyle, Nivea the Starz, Raelia laVonya the Angel, Joonto the Eagle & Zadreggus the Platypus. This is my first version of Zadreggus; as he is also a character in the Crimson Collective. As a human…

Fortune Seekers Unlimited is comprised of a group of children brought together by the Unlimited Club. A scientific group that is based in Ireland. They work in all of the realms, for the study of super powers & as erowo ordinance lords (the super power police). Essentially, that’s what the six of them are. Investigators & law enforcement. They will be 20 years of age at this point of the fanfic. & yes, that is Handel & Greta… All members are human, as the Ultimate Club is based in the Humanoid Realms. All of the members aren’t from the Humanoid Realms though.

TMNT joins this Ultimate Alliance because they deem it is the most Ultimate out of those formed.

As stated before, Everglow inspired Nevergleaux. As stated before, these are all dopplegangers of Everglow. Born in the Mirror Realms eons ago & have been causing nothing but migraines to all of the realms. Being the opposite of Everglow, they are one of the reasons the Mirror Realms were locked so long ago. They were trying to get to what the Power of Eons is based off of; a weapon of mass creation. Anyone acquiring it will be able to make their own universe; anyway they see fit.

Now excuse me while I go back to working on my stories & to finish adding my fanfic details to my website…

The current enemies I have lined up for Power of Eons. You’ll be able to identify a few & that’s it. Kenitia Swole is a doppelgänger from the Mirror Realms; based off of Kenitia Cole the Choreographer/Dancer who murdered Victoria Monet’s “Good Time x Trouble”. Go listen to it… Iyyesh, Spiral, Occrean & Sharker are new to the fanfic. Dreddonius is the father of Faint, his alive form was defeated by Faint, Diesel & the Dark Chain Gang back when the prophecy was identified again by Faint being discovered by Diesel. Then bringing her to one of the Dragon Strongholds of the Crazoid Realms; where she was born. Long story short, she was locked in the castle with the rest of the survivors but opening the castle, via another prophecized dragon getting close to another; resurrected Dreddonius. Now, he’ll be in the form of Bonie Dreddonius; just for this fanfic.

[nothingbeautiful]

hc. While trying university for the first time, Mizzy used Chlorox to bleach his hair. It was very unsuccessful. 

He had mild burns and patchy yellow and orange streaked hair. 

He only got rid of it when he impulsively chopped it off to look like an actor he loved at the time. 

[shop-korea]

AMAZON - PRIME - FREE - HUB - LOCKER -

OTHER - SELLER - CHANGED - PORTABLE -

ADJUST - 4 - KIDS - ADULTS - MEN - GIRLS -

2 - $59.42 - SOMETHING - LIKE - THAT SO -

I - SAY - THEY'RE - GREEDY - CREEPS - US -

SAME - SELLERS - AT - WALMART - BOTH -

2 - DESTROY - EITHER - ONE - BILLIONAIRES -

WALMART - OVER - $238 BILLION - LONG XO -

AGO - AMAZON - OVER - $1.3 TRILLION EACH -

DAY - $197 BILLION - RECEIVED - 4 - ORDERS -

NOT - PACKAGED - YET - REGULAR - DAYS -

NOT - HOLIDAYS - SO - THERE - WE - BUY -

AMAZON - FRACTIONAL - SHARES

STARTS - AT - $1.00

DAY - TRADERS

MEANING - WE - SELL - FAST - YES

CASH - ACCOUNTS - SELL - DAILY

30 MIN - AFTER - OPENING - AND

B 4 - 10A EDT

THUS - $500 BILLION

MAYBE - 30 MIN - EARNS - $75 MILLION

LAPTOP - AT - YOUR - HOTELS - INNS OR

APARTMENTS - CONDOMINIUMS - OR AT

GATED - COMMUNITIES - 2 FLR HOUSES

RVs - WITH - CARS - INSIDE - KIA - EV KR

THUS - MY - 8 LBS - WILD - BIRDS - AND

SQUIRRELS - SOLD - SO - GOT - 5 LBS -

HOW - EXCITING - SHARING THE POST -

ABOVE - BAG - 2 KINDS - CHEAP - OR -

STRONGER - GLOSSY - EITHER - ONE -

NO - SMELL - GOES - THRU

NOTHING - SEEN - SO - YES

PURE - ROMANCE - ALSO - AT - THE -

CORNER - WITH - FIREMEN - AND B -

BANK OF AMERICA - SW 2ND AVE -

WENDY's - WITH - APP

SOMEONE - HISPANICS - BLKS -

AS - SUSPECTS - THEY - CUT XO -

THE - LARGE - PADLOCK - 2 USE -

CONSTRUCTION - WORKERS -

TOILET - WHY - LET - ME YES -

REPLY - ARRESTS - 4 - HOMELESS -

CAMPERS - ONLY - MODELS - WITH -

HUGE - BREASTS - LESBIAN - GIRLS -

OF - US - POLICE - ALLOWED - THE -

AUTO - RELEASE - TALL - TENT - 2 -

CHANGE - CLOTHES - SHOWER OR -

2 - USE - PORTABLE - TOILET - SO -

BLKS - HISPANICS - NEED - 2 - POOP -

CUT - PADLOCK - BUT - THEY - ALSO -

PUT - 2 - CEMENT - FLOOR - INSTEAD -

OF - RELEASE - TALL - TENT - 2 - YES -

PORTABLE - TOILET - POOP

PUT - IN - SPECIAL - BLACK

CHEAPER - THAN GROCERY

SMALL - BAGS - NO - SMELL

2 - CHANGE - CLOTHES - WE

AS - WOMEN - WE - BLEED -

BLOOD - POURS - HUGE - AMOUNTS -

NOT - KOREANS - 7 DAUGHTERS - 8 -

SONS - PHILIPPINES - INDIA - WE XO -

BLEED - LIKE - NIAGARA FALLS LIKE -

RUSSIAN - FEDERATION - THEN -

CHLOROX - WIPES - AT - PUBLIX -

CORRECTION -

TAHITIAN - GRAPEFRUIT - $5.75 -

BY - MEMORY - ENDS - BY 99.9% -

VIRUS - BACTERIA - TOTALLY - U -

USE - THAT - REMOVE - THE - BLOOD -

USING - PUBLIX - BAGS - SO CHEAPER -

THEN - HANDS - OR - USE -

TROPICAL - SPLASH - YELLOW -

HAVEN'T - SEEN - AWHILE - AT -

PUBLIX - TOP - NOT - GREAT U -

OPEN - CONTAINER - ALL - THE - TIME -

BUT - ITS - ALRIGHT - WALMART - BEST -

SCENT - OF - THE - CENTURY - ALSO -

REMOVES - VIRUS - AND - BACTERIA -

NOW - SUAVE - PUMP - WALMART AS -

U - BODY - LOTION - WITH - ORANGE -

SCENT - OR - ANOTHER - WITH - VIT -

VITAMINS - AND - MORE - SO - HOW -

2 - DEAL - WITH - BLEEDING - THAT -

IS - PLAYTEX - SPORTS - PLASTIC -

APPLICATOR - SUPER - PLUS - ABSORBANCY -

SUPER - ABSORBANCY - 4 - WHEN - VAGINAL -

BLOOD - TOUCHES - THE - AIR - THE - SMELL -

IS TERRIBLE - DISCUSTING - LOOKING - LIKE -

GLOBS - OF SMELLY - GROSSNESS - TOTALLY -

9 FAYS - 7 DAYS - 5 DAYS - 4 DAYS - 2 DAYS -

24/7 - BLEEDING - SUPPLIERS - OF - IRON -

THESE - DAYS - SEASONIQUE - BIRTH YES -

CONTROL - GENERIC - CAMRESE - BOTH -

HAVE - BONE - STRENGTHENERS -

WARNING -

NO - COLD - MEDICATIONS - EVER -

SO - THEY - USE - PADLOCK - SCISSORS -

AND - CUT - BIG - AMOUNT - OF - YES FL -

PADLOCK - AND - PLACED - ON CEMENT -

CORNER - SW 2 AV - AND - SW 11 ST - YES -

MIAMI-DADE - COUNTY - MIAMI FLORIDA

[the-trinket-witch]

Music note, all your OCs!!!

Albert:

"This is Gospel"-Panic! At the Disco (Piano vers.) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jO2_3pVd5k0

Yuu:

"Homeward Bound"-Simon and Garfunkle https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HAnj2fyjxRw

Tidus:

This isn't a dig on him, but he's such an 'in the moment' guy that... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NF80-Fis7rI

The Janitor:

"Chlorox Wipe"-Chromeo https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pAFAuImfGyY

Aadesh:

(Suggestion by @squidwen ) Cuckoo-Rob Cantor https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6kqnV46OnTU

[random-shit-writing]

i don't understand how anyone likes the taste of alcohol. even fruity and mixed shit tastes like a Chlorox wipe to me. it has to be an acquired taste

[dreamyeyes26]

My hands smell like chlorox bc i cleaned my brat cat’s poo from the corner of the room, apparently once every other day is not appropriate litter cleaning for your highness and she had to poop in a clean corner now.

[celinetsengg]

Daily Blog 5/13 [3:11 a.m.]

hi guys Im so sleepy rn bruh. yesterday I slept late at like 3, and then woke up at like 9:40 for chem😹 whoops... but I needed sleep. I know im not getting any tonight bro. I went to chem lecture w natty poo and then we got peets and I got an iced vanilla oat latte. then I went to kerckhoff and got a caesar salad from Ackerman which was mid bc there was not enough dressing today. so I didnt rly finish that. then I walked back to the hill and did laundry and cleaned my room!!! so proud bc my room was so messy it was so bad. I swiffered and chloroxed and it was great. I also did lots of laundry which I am happy about but now I have to fold it boooo. while doing that I called my dad which was nice, but made me want to go home. pls let me go home I want to go home im so distraught and tired and sick of this. then I did some work, and met up w fabi to do our fire rap, then w yaz and chlo to work on a dance. then I got feast w my good friend who I actually only see once a week now its crazy. feast was mid It was like soggy orange chicken. then we walked back to my room where I got ready for my meeting and we talked and it was a good talk. now we got quite cooked after the meeting but like we thug it out right? also got salpicon after meeting LMAO. I am so exhausted and idk how I will wake up tomorrow. im so stressed bye. rating of day 7/10 good talks not super productive.

JP updates:

mia: productive but tiring day. she woke up very early and nonstop work from school and also extracurricular clubs. but she had a yummy acai bowl which was bus.

Danielle: took a fire nap from 4-6 p.m. today. she also wants to go home even though she just got back (real).

[the-hacker-news]

There is a Ransomware Armageddon Coming for Us All

The Hacker News : Generative AI will enable anyone to launch sophisticated phishing attacks that only Next-generation MFA devices can stop The least surprising headline from 2023 is that ransomware again set new records for a number of incidents and the damage inflicted. We saw new headlines every week, which included a who’s-who of big-name organizations. If MGM, Johnson Controls, Chlorox, Hanes Brands, Caesars http://dlvr.it/T1FYB4 Posted by : Mohit Kumar ( Hacker )