#choices: qb

[alccaddsccup]

HOW COULD THEY PUT HER IN THIS BOOK

[choices-binglebonkus]

Queen B never fails to make me crack a smile. It’s so unserious and stupid and some of the funnier lines come out of nowhere and hit like a bucket of ice water’s been dumped on you. Some of my favorites include:

“You sit at the edge of her bed, smiling softly at her in what you hope comes off more Mother Teresa than viper going in for the kill.”

“Pretty as a raspberry? This guy got a fruit fetish or something?”

[mxmasked-alien]

Zoey Wade x Blair (MC)

Thank you @sazanes for this beautiful commission! Zoey is such a beautiful and underrated character and I'm so glad you were able to create art on this queen, lol.

[man-down-in-hatchet-town]

Brad Callahan, Quarterback

So Brad, instead of Max, being the Nighthawks QB is one of the more interesting minor details in Yellow Jacket. Of course a lot of time has passed since the timelines diverged, so it's perfectly possible that Max's family moved, or that the try-outs played out differently. But also could there be the Implication(TM) that Max is, you know... dead?

I highly doubt that a version of Nerdy Prudes played out in this timeline, since it's hard to see Steph and Pete going along with anything Grace says now that they're free of the Witch Wood and her reign of summer camp terror. But we still have Grace herself, who in this timeline possesses both untainted prudishness and an alliance with Little Jerry, and is already a bit mad with power by the time their senior year starts. And it's hard to imagine a version of Max who doesn't hit on Grace any chance he gets. So what if, to punish him for his carnal desires, the Grace of Nightmare Time 2 lured Max out into the woods (just as, a couple of branches over, she had him lured to the Waylon House) and let the Axe Man do his work on her behalf? Leaving Brad Callahan to step forward and torment Hannah with his enlarged ego and Justin Bieber haircut.

I know there's a lot of what-ifs in this, but we can't deny that the Max of the Nightmare Time 2 timeline is conspicuous in his absence. It just makes sense to me, that the Grace of Abstinence Camp would also rain demonic justice down on Max and call it divine. And I love the idea that Max and Grace are another pattern that echoes out across the web of timelines, like some twisted inversion of Paulkins or Lautski. Paul and Emma will always find each other, as will Steph and Pete. Lex and Ethan will always love each other and it will always be doomed. And Grace Chasity will oh-so-righteously send Max Jagerman to his demise. Even if we don't see it happen.

It's just so fucked up and therefore so very Them.

[playchoicesconfessions]

Sent by @livelaughlovechai

‘Landry and benji remind me SO much of each other for some reason its scary like when i repalyed OH after a long time,that to after QB i was half expecting landry to have an actual shrine of ethan,or worse,the mc💀’

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[velvetjune]

i played the remastered alan wake a while back and am replaying the original on steam, and, honestly, they’re so similar, I couldn’t tell which is which if you held up comparisons. ive come across reviews about the game looking outdated and bad (mostly compared to other releases in that time), but the original looks great and I like the hazy dark lighting for both this and awan

[cementcornfield]

not the cleveland trade i was expecting really

[where-the-wind-travels]

working on a queen b mc right now. her first name is Kohime (meaning "little princess", yes i picked it on purpose - she has a fairly princessy personality [a 75-25 between disney and spoiled, think Amber from Sofia the First] and she also leans a bit into princess aesthetics as a gal. she also wants to prove that she's not just a little princess, she's a queen) but i don't know whether her last name should be Hinata-Hughes, Hughes-Hinata, or if i should headcanon it as just Hinata

she's a trans girl but hides it from everyone but Zoey, she knows how Belvoire is, they'll either bully her or fetishize her relentlessly. i haven't decided if or when she reveals it. i also haven't decided on her sexuality in terms of what genders she's attracted to, but she's definitely demisexual. her love interest is Zoey, but i chose Ian on purpose so she can call him the fuck out for constantly pursuing his student he knows is into girls 😭

for my first playthrough i kept the embarrassing hometown name as Farmsville because i honestly couldn't come up with anything else, but she was actually born and raised in Osaka and moved to the US about 4 years prior to the beginning of the story so she could start her transition. (wait, so if her embarrassing hometown is somewhere in Osaka and she only transitioned after moving to the US, then what am i gonna do about the hog calling video issue? either they aren't gonna think it's her or they'll bully her even harder because two of her secrets got spilled at once)

[taniushka12]

[niaerinisms]

I actually adore him<333 My most loyal hoe<3

[houseofwomn]

choices needs to make more stories where we play characters who are like awful people BUT AT LEAST IN A FUN WAY like queen b 😭😭 WE NEED TERRIBLE MAIN CHARACTERS!! GOC MORALLY GREY MCS!!!!!!!!! PIXEBERRY PLEASE

[tyrilstarfury]

If you are bored and like to bake, reread QB while high... I swear shit gets twenty times funnier 😂

[choices-binglebonkus]

Professor Kingsley, if you don’t romance them at all, comes across as one of the most pathetic characters in Choices, if not the most.

Here they are, willing to throw away their career as a professor at an Ivy League university, their respected reputation in the anthropology community, and probably even their reputation as a whole, for their student who has repeatedly expressed disinterest and has turned them down several times.

Is it annoying? Yes. Is it kind of unintentionally funny? Also yes.

[mxmasked-alien]

Me:

[roseythorne]

sigh im gonna miss queen b so much!! iconic queens

[playchoicesconfessions]

Sent by anonymous

‘Poppy and Chloe are just Becca and Madison without any redeeming qualities.’

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