#chris demarais

[anakinnaberrie]

Hector: I saw someone in the chat say "hey, we need one more weird Chris story".

[roosterbirds]

CHUMP 20th Anniversary Special (x)

[hyperion-huntress]

shout out to the leet prophet “DM gets punished” that did, in fact, get Punish the DM off the wheel

[heyheyroosterteeth]

Chris gets last place

from Who Made The Worst Mother's Day Gift? | RT Life

[marksandrec]

Marks and Rec: Misc #2427

(This one's probably a little niche, but I really like Mentour Pilot and Black Box Down.) (Dialogue from tumblr.)

[bisexualsoup]

squad team force playing fall guys

chris: that fruit made me nervous, barb

barbara: i know, me too

kayla: well, don’t talk about me like that

blaine: she has a name, chris

[arctosv]

Hauntober Prompt 4: Candy Apples

An Apple a Day

“The last thing I want to do today is end up in the hospital due to your cooking Chris.” A voice says from around the corner as a camera enters a brightly lit kitchen filled with various bowls and ingredients strewn about. Two friends can be seen helping each other with a recipe.

“Jon, please tell Griff my food isn’t going to kill her. I’m not a bad cook!” Chris exclaims in disbelief at his friend's concern as he continues heating up caramel squares in a microwave.

Griff stares directly into the camera with an apprehensive look on her face and just shakes her head in disbelief at Chris’s baking technique.

“Don’t worry I have poison control on speed dial.” Jon assures her from behind the camera half-jokingly. Zooming in on Chris removing the bowl from the microwave he watches as Chris sticks his finger into the heated caramel to tell how hot it is before reeling it back in pain, eliciting a disappointed sigh from Jon. “Griff please make sure Chris doesn’t burn himself again.” Jon pleads as Griff resumes helping Chris.

“You washed these apples off first, right?” Griff asks as she picks up one and looks over to Chris as he shakes his head no. “How old are you again? Because last time I checked you should be the age that you wash off your fruit before eating it.” She lectures him as he continues on with his recipe.

“I rinse off my fruit normally, but the hot caramel will just burn off the bad stuff, it’s like thermodynamics, it’s fine.” Chris explains as he takes the now skewered apple from Griff and dips it into the caramel, eliciting a laugh from Jon as Griff covers her face and mutters under her breath about Chris not knowing what he’s talking about.

“So Griff, you have your will all figured out right? Just wanted to make sure in case anything happens.” Jon teases as he’s pushed backwards out of the kitchen as the camera is abruptly cut off.

A short while later the camera is turned back on as it gets a close up of Chris’s now finished caramel apples. Their appearance resembles that of a typical caramel apple, the only difference being several large chunks of un-melted caramel and bits of sea salt scattered across the surface.

“All things considered I’ll give some props to Chris, it resembles the typical appearance of a caramel apple mostly and the sea salt isn’t that weird of a choice. Now for the taste test.” Griff gestures towards the sticky dessert as she takes a bite out of one as Chris quietly eats his own in the background. She chews it for a moment as a look of surprise spreads across her face. “This is actually really good, like no offense Chris, but I would genuinely finish eating this.” She exclaimed looking over to Jon in disbelief at her own words.

“I told you I know how to cook.” Chris states between mouthfuls.

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[miss-chanandlershalamadingdong]

Gustavo: *happy being child-free* Chris: *exists* Gustavo: dammit

[goodjohnjr]

A Work Trip / Retreat With Rooster Teeth?

File:Rooster Teeth logo.svgDescription: The logo of Rooster Teeth. I had more dreams, but I did not record them. So now I can only remember part of my last dream that involved what may have been a vacation work trip that I went on with the employees of Rooster Teeth, some of my former classmates, and more. Videos I can not remember if any of my coworkers from the library that I work at went…

[malwarewolf404]

Austin clout is running into a Rooster teeth cast member at your job and not actually caring that much.

[tendergore]

i’ve been mutuals with chris demarais on instagram since like 2018. i don’t think he knows i’m a fan but he replies to my stories once in a blue moon and it always catches me off guard

super casual. not like i listen to your podcasts on the regular or anything. nbd.

[anakinnaberrie]

hey if the rt stream they just did goes public again and i make one last gifset. for old time's sake. can we all be cool about that

[roosterbirds]

Chris mis-telling his beer story (x)

[hyperion-huntress]

stinky dragon with DM-marais has started

[ursifors]

a side comment that jeremy just made in the VOD im watching is making me wish SO BADLY for a revival of Chump, literally Just so there could be an episode where vikram, cheesy and chris demarais would be on and we just experience what happens next

i would love that because:

the case with cheesy and chris is that the most insane shit happens to them and then they dont tell anyone until they just casually drop it one day so when they say oh this happened to me its so insane you think they are lying and

vikram is a terrible liar no one would believe a thing he says

[fxllingout]

the card dude looks like a buffer chris demarais