#chris marquette

[ierofrnkk]

And the award for the silliest guy on earth goes to…

[mittos]

I’m re reading this fic again and I’m obsessed with them again I haven’t stopped drawing klitz for days

[irenic-raccoon]

This took me a month btw...

[mookquartetarchive]

Chris Marquette, director Luke Greenfield, and Paul Dano arrive at the premiere of The Girl Next Door on March 4 2004, at the Grauman Chinese Theater in Los Angeles, California | By Kevin Winter

[soupbabe]

Eli Brooks ily u and Klitz made this movie good <33 also CapCut was absolutely unbearable when I was making this.

Tw for suicide mention/joke in the beginning <3

Song: Uptown Girl by Billy Joel

[gameofthunder66]

Alpha Dog (2006) film

-watched 7/8/2023- 3 [1/2] stars- on Max

[sweetums0kitty]

I don’t wanna stir up drama but like… why is the Chris Marquette fandom like only Eli Brookes.

Who looks like he’s only two sauces tall.

Compared to some of his other roles. “Coughcough Milo Burns Coughcough”

Dude deserves his fandom for being a weird stalker guy. I’ve been talking about him nonstop with @thelighttasteslikelasagna ITS EATEN MY BRAIN

[thelighttasteslikelasagna]

i cant name anything ive done on twitter other than be horny for chris marquette

[multifandomfanfictionblog]

| Eli Brooks x popular!fem!reader! |

warnings: 18+!!, watching porn, swearing, dom!eli, sub!reader, loss of virginity, groping, smaking, male receiving, oral sex, and fluffy ending.

School just ended and you decided to go hang out with Eli, so you walk through the hallway to find them.. and you see him heading towards you with Matthew, and Klitz. You ran to him with a big smile and as you were already in front of him, n’ you stopped running to catch your breath. “Eli!” You said with a big smile, you ran up to him and hugged him tightly.. he hugged back with a smile.

“Hey, Eli! I missed you so much!” You said as you pulled back from the hug and jumped in and kissed him, he kissed back very roughly.. which made you moan softly in his mouth. “Eli, y/n.. can y’all do that somewhere else?” Kiltz asked, Eli just rolled his eyes, pulling away from the kiss and then grabbed your hand leading you out the school.

“Yeah, we will. We’re going back to my place.” He replied and you blushed a bit.

"Alright then.." Matthew said, a bit weirded out. Klitz and Matthew head out of the school after you and Eli left.

You and Eli finally got to the house and went inside, Eli turned around and smirked at you making your face turn red.

"You wanna watch some porn tapes that I found, babe?" He asked, you smirked because you've never seen porn before so you shook your head yes. "You're in for a treat.." he said with a smirk.

You sat down on the couch watching him putting the porn tape in, your face was turning very red. The porn tape was now in and playing.

Eli sat on the couch, very close to you. moans, and whimpers were playing from the TV which turned you on in some way.

Almost half way through the tape and you could see Eli's boner, he was really turned on by this.. "Eli.. I need you.." you cried out. "I need you too.." he said, whimpering a bit. "If you didn't know, y/n.. I'm still a virgin.." he said embarrassedly.

"Don't worry, Eli.. I am too.. we can work things out." You said, Eli was shocked that you were still a virgin.

"Let me just take the tape out first, baby.." he got up and got the tape out of the TV, he sat back down and you crawled into his lap grinding against his boner.

"F-Fuck.. babe! please stop, I'm gonna cum in my pants!!" He moaned out, you kept grinding on him harder which earned a moan from your mouth.

"Fuck.. babe.." Eli moaned out loudly, You stop grinding against him and he panted a bit loud, "Let's go to the bedroom.." Eli said while trying to catch his breath.

You got off eli and stood up to grab his hand and led him to the bedroom, and he yelped.. as you both got into the room.. you closed and locked the door so you hoped no one else would hear and you walked in front of eli. He was standing in front of you while you slowly started to strip off your clothes, he was amazed.

He walked towards you, pressing his body against yours making you moan. Eli traced every curve on your body, which made you blush and then his hand traveled to your ass, squeezing it. You yelped, “E-Eli!” You stuttered out.

“It’s time for me to fuck you till you can’t walk for months..” He said smirking, your face turned red but before you could respond.. eli threw you onto the bed, your ass facing the air. “Can I suck you off?” You asked, and he nodded a ‘yes’ and you got up, getting off the bed.. getting on your knees but first you had to take his pants and boxers off.

You started to lick the tip and started to deep throat him, earning a loud moan from his mouth. Eli gripped onto your hair and pushed your mouth all the way down, boy he was a moaning mess.

As you kept deep throating him, he could feel he was about to cum.. and he did.. Eli moaned loudly, which anyone could’ve heard. You swallowed the cum, leaving some cum dripping on your chin.

“You did so w-well..” Eli panted as he took his shirt off, grabbing you and pushing you onto the bed, he got on top of you and kissed you roughly before fucking you. His cock was rubbing against your wet folds, slamming his cock into you.. causing you to scream. Eli just whimpered loudly but then the pain slowly started to turn into pleasure, he gave you no time to adjust.. he was just pounding into you very fast and roughly.

“Eli!” You moaned out, Eli reached behind your back n’ groped, and smacked your ass hard as he kept thrusting hard into you. He kept groping and smacking your ass so you know who you belong to.

You both were very close to cumming, and you both could feel knots in y’all’s stomachs before you two were going to cum. “I’m gonna cum!” You moaned, “Me too!” Eli groaned.

You both then cummed and you screamed loudly that the neighbors could’ve heard.

Eli pulled out and lied on you, still naked.. whispering ‘I love you’ and you whispered back saying ‘I love you too’.

And that was the day you both lost your virginity..

[sugarpopss]

It's Nice To Have A Friend (The Girl Next Door (2004))

My obligatory Taylor Swift lyric fic even though it's not a ship fic. I'm always in my Paul Dano era and Klitz and Eli's friendship means sososo much to me like I could talk about them all day.

No warnings or pairing, just klitz and eli being cute kids. Might write more of this idk. Really more of a blurb but fuck it y'know

The first person who ever exclusively called Timothy Klitz by his surname was Eli Brooks. 

On the first day of fourth grade, Timothy sat in the second row from the front. He had ten freshly sharpened pencils, a new green binder filled with notebook paper, and a brand new, very grown up backpack. It was light blue with a white zipper and a front pocket-perfect for him to take to middle school the next year. He wasn’t a little kid anymore, and the WolverineTM backpack he’d carried for the past two years just wouldn’t cut it. 

When the teacher read his name off the roll-call, Timothy politely raised his hand. The teacher had asked them not to say ‘here’ or any variation thereof. It made the classroom too loud, and they were getting to be around the age where some of Timothy’s peers thought it was funny to say dirty words when given the chance. 

As Timothy was lowering his hand, the boy sitting behind him snorted, a sound like someone trying to hold in their laughter. Timothy had had a fair bit of experience being laughed at by age ten-he had consistently been the tallest kid in every class since the first grade, he was quiet and wore thick glasses-thanks astigmatism-and was one of only six Jewish kids in his elementary school. 

Timothy didn’t turn around. He’d learned by that point that the best reaction when someone wanted to make fun of you was no reaction. 

“Your name is Klitz? Really?” 

Alright. Fine. Timothy turned around in his seat. Screw ‘no reaction’, he was going to middle school next year, he could defend himself. 

“My last name is. But my first name is Timothy. You don’t use your last name unless you’re a teacher, anyway.” 

The boy behind him smiled wide and leaned forward in his seat, getting close enough that Timothy could see he had dark brown eyes-very dark, like the coffee his mom drank every morning. 

“My older brother told me that at the high school, they teach you that ‘klitz’ is the part of a girl you have sex with.” 

Timothy didn’t know much about sex-he knew that you learned about in high school, but that was years away, and the topic didn’t really come up much with his mom-but he was reasonably sure that his last name wasn’t also the name of a body part. 

“Are you sure?” He asked. If it was true, then Timothy was glad no one else in the class seemed to know what this kid knew. 

The boy nodded. “Definitely. That’s so cool! I wish my name was a sex part.” 

The teacher shot them both a withering glare that made Timothy flush and turn back around in his seat. He wasn’t used to being on the receiving end of discipline at school. It made him feel guilty and nervous, like he was going to go to prison. Last year, in the third grade, his class had gone on a field trip to Alcatraz Island. The cold, damp, dusty cells were exactly what he imagined when he thought about getting into trouble. Kids who got in trouble went to detention, which was like prison for kids, even if William Hearst Elementary School was next to a grocery store instead of on an island. 

After a few moments, the boy behind him leaned forwards again-Timothy could hear the creak of his plastic chair. 

“I’m Eli.” The boy whispered, low enough that their teacher wouldn’t be able to hear. “Not as cool as your name, huh?” 

[duranduratulsa]

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[ierofrnkk]

he’s the only good part about this movie sorry not sorry

[cannedbeefaroni]

i wanna talk about eli brooks from the girl next door for a moment. he's so cute and small and petite. i want to pick him up and throw him at a brick wall. i wanna cradle him in my arms and wrap him in a blanket like a dust bowl era mother with her sad child. he's cute when he runs around and flaps his arms. i wanna carry him around like a foot ball. i want to put him on my lap. i want to pet his head and run my hands through his hair. i want to grab his butt. give er a sqeeze. i think he has a newgrounds account. we would play violent and pornographic flash games together after school

[irenic-raccoon]

"This is the dumbest thing I made" I say before making something even dumber

[mookquartetarchive]

Chris Marquette and Paul Dano arrive at the premiere of The Girl Next Door on March 4 2004 at the Grauman Chinese Theater in Los Angeles, California | By Kevin Winter

[littleoddwriter]

I have a request for an Eli x Male reader where they're at Eli's and they have a play fight which turns into a make out session, just the fluffiest shit you can think of.

Playful | Eli Brooks (TGND) x Male!Reader

Hey there! Thanks for the request (and for clarifying in another ask which Eli you meant), I really hope you like this! :') I'm a bit unsure about the play fight because I didn't really know what that could look like, but I tried. Hope it's okay! ^^"

summary; See above.

notes; Male!Reader; Domestic Fluff; Play Fight; Kissing; Making Out; Short Fic.

At this point you spent most of your time at Eli’s place. His parents usually weren’t home, which gave you the freedom to do whatever you wanted. Often that just meant sitting on the couch in the living room and watching movies. Sometimes you listened to music and simply talked for hours on end. No matter what you were doing, though, you always enjoyed yourself, just because you were with Eli. 

Right now, the two of you sat on that very sofa again. You had just finished watching Shrek in preparation for the second one coming out soon.

To be fair, you should have expected what Eli did then. He poked your side, causing you to jump and swat his hand away. He always did that when there was a quiet moment between you two. So yeah, you should have definitely seen it coming. But it was your weak spot. It was very ticklish and so a single touch could make you flinch almost violently. He enjoyed that a little too much every time.

Laughing at your reaction, Eli poked you again. 

“Stop it, Eli!” you grumbled, slapping his hand away again before you held your middle protectively, trying to shield your sides from his index finger.

“Oh, come on! It’s fun,” he retorted with a huge grin on his face.

Glaring at him, you scoffed, “For you maybe.”

None of this was serious, though. Sure, you didn’t particularly like being poked like this, but it was Eli and so it was fine. He could do anything and you wouldn’t really mind. Besides you had fun bickering with him about it, so it paid off. Kind of at least.

“You’re worse than Donkey, you know?” you shot back when he tried to tell you that you were secretly having fun - and you did - and he poked you again.

Gasping, Eli looked scandalised, “Dude, shut up! I’m not! Take that back!”

Grinning, you leaned in and whispered, “Make me.”

Looking at you with wide eyes, Eli hesitated for a moment. This was still a new territory for you both after all.

But then he closed the distance between you and captured your lips in a fierce kiss. Immediately kissing him back, you wrapped your arms around his neck and pulled him further in. 

Eli shifted around a little, brought his legs up and straddled your lap without once breaking the kiss.

“You’re stupid,” he panted, grinning before he dove back in to keep kissing you.

“Says you,” you murmured against his lips in a short moment where he let up a little. Both of you chuckled heartily.

At last, Eli slipped his tongue into your mouth, deepening the kiss significantly. You actually haven’t done that before, but it felt good. It felt right. 

Soon, though, you broke it off, turning your head to the side. He stopped immediately.

“You okay, man?” Eli asked, getting off of your lap and sitting back down beside you to give you some room. 

“Yeah, I’m fine. Just went a little further than usual and I just kinda- you know. Got overwhelmed,” you answered, still out of breath and feeling a little hazy.

“Me too,” Eli smiled shyly. You returned it, brushing your hand through his hair lovingly.

There was a comfortable silence between the two of you, then. Whatever had been pent up was released now and you were both at ease and simply enjoying the other one’s presence. 

“I hope you know that even if I don’t listen to you when you tell me to stop poking you, I would never-”

“Eli, shut up,” you interrupted him, knowing exactly what he was going to say, “I know that. And don’t worry, I was having fun. We were just playing after all. It’s okay.”

“Okay, good,” he breathed softly, cautiously taking your hand into his. “I just don’t wanna mess things up.”

“Babe, you’re not,” you assured him simply, leaning in to kiss his cheek. 

The moment you were just having was ruined when the phone rang and Eli’s parents announced that they would be back soon. 

In a rush, you both cleaned up the mess you had created and went up to his room, where you would have to pretend to be just friends, rather than boyfriends. But that was okay. It wouldn’t be for much longer. Once you could - and would - both move out, none of it mattered anymore.