#chris o'shea

[molestrashcan]

[pinkiebieberpie]

dear percival pickens, i want you to know that you can mind control me *wink, wink* anytime, daddy 😌

[tomsmusictaste]

Bayside // Heaven + The Good Place (2016 — 2020)

[belongstocaptaindoyle]

David Wilmot & Chris Walley | Bodkin S01E02

[babyjujubee]

Alden Ehrenreich, Phil Lord, Chris Miller, Brian Duffield, Aditya Sood, O'Shea Jackson Jr., Keri Russell, Brooklynn Prince, Max Handelman, Elizabeth Banks, Jesse Tyler Ferguson, Jimmy Warden, Aaron Holliday and Kahyun Kim attend the Los Angeles premiere of "Cocaine Bear" on February 21, 2023.

[choppedcowboydinosaur]

I love O'shea Jacksons idea for a G-Team animated series. I saw the concept art and it looked awesome. Also, it's cool how he made Gigan work in the Monsterverse. I didn't think that was possible given that Gigan is usually an alien cyborg.

[agentnico]

Cocaine Bear (2023) Review

It’s a bear - on cocaine!

Plot: After a 500-pound black bear consumes a significant amount of cocaine and embarks on a drug-fuelled rampage, an eccentric gathering of cops, criminals, tourists, and teenagers assemble in a Georgia forest.

Honestly, with that ridiculous title this movie only had three jobs - 1) have cocaine; 2) there be a bear; 3) the two combine together. Having seen the movie I can indeed confirm that there is a bear and it does a heck of a lot of cocaine. Like I’m saying this bear is destined to become a hero figure towards druggies all over the world. This bear snorts and eats and breathes cocaine like a champ! It really is a cocaine bear, and satisfyingly enough a kid character in the film even calls it as such. That being said even though primarily this is a cocaine bear, it also has a side hustle of being a murder bear! That’s right, this movie is overly gory, as you see lots of blood, limbs, human intestines and a lot of shocking deaths and the black bear mauls through human meat all in the name of finding another cocaine bag. As character motivations go, I could totally understand where the bear was coming from. The creature only recently discovered cocaine, and obviously enjoyed the high, and to my awareness the bear community lack addiction therapists and drug rehab centres, so the poor bear has zero to no knowledge of finding the support it needs. So its continuous need for more cocaine is perfectly acceptable. As for all its murderous actions? Okay, maybe it shouldn’t have been so aggressive, but look, folks do weird things when on drugs, so honestly can you even blame the bear? In fact this movie is a perfect lesson for kids to not do drugs, as these are the results. That being said there is actually a scene in this film where two kids try cocaine, and both children are completely fine afterward, so the drug lesson may be a bit vague. But to be honest a film titled Cocaine Bear doesn’t really promise many life lessons.

Aside from the titular bear, there are a decent bunch of human characters in the film, and yes, most of them serve to one purpose of falling victim to the bear rage, but overall I actually enjoyed spending time with these characters. They’re all really quirky and over-the-top, and it does feel like the movie exists in its own little detached universe. Not as extreme as Twin Peaks, however think more Wet Hot American Summer, where characters do things just cause. I’m reminded of Wet Hot American Summer as this movie literally opens with Jefferson Starship’s “Jane” song - a definite call-back to the 2001 comedy and its follow-up Netflix shows, and seeing as Cocaine Bear is directed by Elizabeth Banks who appears in that franchise, it all ties up nicely. Again though, the best moments in the film mostly rely upon the titular beast, however most of the cast manage to leave an amusing presence amidst the carnage. Stand outs include Alden Ehrenreich who is much more likeable here than he was as young Solo and his dysfunctional brotherly dynamic with O’Shea Jackson was very enjoyable; Christian Convery as the kid who is so deadpan about everything; character actress Margo Martindale (cheeky Bojack reference there) as the park ranger that exhibits qualities of a grand-nanny and also of course Ray Liotta in one of his final roles. I must admit, it was a bit uncomfortable seeing him at the end be a cause for some deadly intestinal gore only for a few seconds later for the end credits to roll with the statement “IN LOVING MEMORY OF RAY LIOTTA”. 

Shout-out also to Mark Mothersbaugh’s synthetic techno 80′s style music score that really amplified the quirky yet tense moments of the bear necessities, and overall I think Cocaine Bear is a super enjoyable horror comedy, however one that has its specific target audience. Honestly, the way you felt after seeing the movie trailer and hearing of this film’s title is the perfect judgement of if you will or will not get on this movie’s wavelength. Think Studio 666 from last year. I personally did, and am now very much looking forward to the sequel where Paddington shows up and his marmalade gets contaminated with cocaine, resulting in one hell of a party at the Brown residence.

Overall score: 7/10

[felteverywhere]

ok fine i'm feeling musey enough that i just wanna write against ladies so like for something m/f or f/f from one of the muses below. it'll likely be short or a one liner.

dakota collier, 26, straight, he/him, rory culkin fc.

dove velazquez, 19, bisexual, she/her, jenna ortega fc.

edward ‘dawson’ dawson ii, 22, bisexual, he/him, spencer house fc. 

leona burke, 34, lesbian, she/her, katherine moennig fc.

levi crawford, 34, bisexual, he/him, adam driver fc.

stevie poole, 21, lesbian, she/her, erana james fc.

finley washington, 25, bisexual, she/her, lili reinhart fc

fox gingham, 28, bisexual, he/him, mike faist fc

jacob welch, 21, straight, he/him, milo manheim fc

landon conner, 33, straight, he/him, chris wood fc

rowan butler, 24, straight, he/him, thomas weatherall fc 

tez rhodes, 30, straight, he/him, o'shea jackson jr. fc

warner oakes, 22, straight, he/him, christopher briney fc

warren kishlansky, 36, straight, he/him, luke mitchell fc

[theinconvenientlifestyle]

British Gas boss Chris O'Shea has his pay hiked to £8.2m as household energy bills soar

The boss of British Gas owner Centrica saw his pay almost double last year after high energy bills boosted the firm’s share price.

Centrica chief executive Chris O’Shea took home £8.2million in 2023.

That compared to £4.5million the year before – a figure he recently said was impossible to justify.

[coffee-n-bagels-comic-universe]

Self-Indulgent Series December: Granite Hills

It's December, and that means I get to be self-indulgent and give myself gifts, mainly the gift of looking at actors I like.

I give you my series of self-indulgence, Granite Hills (1990):

~~💀💀~~

Set in 1980 in the fictional town of Mudslide, Wisconsin, mainly at the Granite Hills university. This cast will be a mix of actors who would and wouldn't be available at the time.

The Show's Cast Includes:

Alfred Molina as Angel Ramon Vega [Age: 24]

Anjelica Huston as Sandy Cherry Lawson [Age: 26]

Billy Connolly as Professor Darwin Derryl Rigby [Age: 40]

Billy Crystal as Jethro Mephisto Butcher [Age: 25]

Brendan Fraser as Dallas Nathaniel Gray [Age: 23]

Carrie Fisher as Veronica Beverly Chambers [Age: 21]

Cary Elwes as Easton Markos White [Age: 27]

Chris Barrie as Douglass Wilfred Bernard [Age: 20]

Christina Applegate as Storm Hekla Jóhannsson [Age: 18]

Christopher Walken as Professor Karl Cai Lowell [Age: 40]

Craig Charles as Chuck Vance Sheppard [Age: 21]

Dan Aykroyd as Cesar Clay Leon [Age: 23]

Danny John-Jules as Quentin Kingston Hollister [Age: 21]

Daryl Hannah as Bernadette Daphne Jordan [Age: 24]

Diane Lane as Saffron Elouise Mason [Age: 19]

Fran Drescher as Monique Joanne Curtis [Age: 22]

Geena Davis as Erin Kermit Cantrell [Age: 28]

Gunnar Hansen as Thor Hjörtur Jóhannsson [Age: 48]

Harold Ramis as Edmund Morgan Blackburn [Age: 29]

Jack Black as Odin Hrafn Jóhannsson [Age: 21]

Jeff Bridges as Professor Kennedy Troy Gill [Age: 40]

Joe Pesci as Professor Jeremiah Emmit Jekyll [Age: 40]

John Belushi as Julian Noel Hood [Age: 25]

John Candy as Dale Randall Newman [Age: 26]

John Cusack as Andrew Simon Garfield [Age: 23]

John Goodman as Cyrus Lars Nielsen [Age: 27]

John Leguizamo as Alijah Mrlon Cross [Age: 29}

Judd Nelson as Colton Kenelm Coy [Age: 19]

Katey Sagal as Ramona Adrienne Dunn [Age: 25]

Kevin Bacon as Brad Nathan Hardy [Age: 25]

Kiefer Sutherland as Trenton Homer Abbey [Age: 21]

Luis Guzmán as Jaxxon Garrett Flores [Age: 29]

Mandy Patinkin as Elishua Saul Zebedaios [Age: 28]

Matt Dillon as Dennis Waylon Marley [Age: 20]

Matthew Lillard as Alexander Buddy Jones [Age: 19]

Oliver Platt as Ruben Manuel Valdez [Age: 22]

O'Shea Jackson (Sr.) as Tyrese Jordan Maxwell [Age: 18]

Philip Seymour Hoffman as Parris Hayes Grant [Age: 19]

Raul Julia as Professor Marcel Gomez Agua [Age: 40]

Ray Winstone as Holden Montgomery Lynn [Age: 27]

River Phoenix as Kent Horace Woodward [Age: 18]

Robin Williams as Jaycee Aramis Ellis [Age: 26]

Sean Young as Maxine Jade Upton [Age: 26]

Stanley Tucci as Luke Robin Flynn [Age: 22]

Steve Buscemi as Hugh Chester Sweeney [Age: 25]

Tom Hanks as Mark Everett Shaw [Age: 20]

Tony Shalhoub as Orlando Jaime Guerrero [Age: 25]

Val Kilmer as Earl Blue Dior [Age: 29]

Wayne Knight as Osborne Finnegan Jarvis [Age: 28]

William Baldwin as Theodore Joshua Ball [Age: 20]

Willem Dafoe as Terry Roosevelt Jepson [Age: 27]

[ropermike]

Chris O'Shea in Riverdale - "Chapter One Hundred and Thirteen: Biblical". More pics here.

The gang try to remove Percival's power by putting him in a pillory, but he summons locusts to eat the pillory.

[molestrashcan]

So you run, run! As fast as you can!

There's no escape from the magic man

[akalpiace]

Cocainorso (2023)

Dal comunicato stampa ufficiale

Ispirato alla storia vera del 1985 dell’incidente aereo in cui un corriere della droga perde un carico di cocaina e un orso bruno la mangia, questa dark comedy feroce vede come protagonisti un gruppo stravagante di poliziotti, criminali, turisti e adolescenti che si ritrovano in una foresta della Georgia, dove un predatore enorme di 230 chili ha appena ingerito una quantità impressionante di cocaina e si aggira infuriato in cerca di altra droga... e di sangue.

Cocainorso vede nel cast Keri Russell (The Americans), la vincitrice dell'Emmy Margo Martindale (The Americans), il vincitore dell'Emmy Ray Liotta (I molti santi del New Jersey), Alden Ehrenreich (Solo: A Star Wars Story), O'Shea Jackson Jr. (Straight Outta Compton), Jesse Tyler Ferguson (Modern Family), Kristofer Hivju (Game of Thrones), Kahyun Kim (American Gods), Christian Convery (Sweet Tooth), Brooklynn Prince (Un sogno chiamato Florida) e il nuovo arrivato Scott Seiss.

Diretto da Elizabeth Banks (Charlie's Angels, Pitch Perfect 2) da una sceneggiatura di Jimmy Warden (La Babysitter: Killer Queen), Cocainorso è prodotto dai vincitori dell'Oscar® Phil Lord e Chris Miller (Spider-Man: Un nuovo universo, I Mitchells contro le macchine) e da Aditya Sood (Sopravvissuto - The Martian) per Lord Miller, da Elizabeth Banks e Max Handelman (Pitch Perfect franchise) per Brownstone Productions e da Brian Duffield (Spontaneous). Robin Fisichella (Ma) è il produttore esecutivo.

[tomsmusictaste]

Bayside // Castaway

[disneydarlingdiva]

I wish I could find the same volume of fics about black celebrities as I can about these barely attractive white men.

Where are the John Boyega fics?

The Lakeith Stanfield fics?

Trevante Rhodes?

O'Shea Jackson Jr?

Jay Ellis?

Brian Tyree Henry??????

I need fics about black men!!!!

Fuck a Chris Evans. Respectfully... And literally, but not right now.

[babyjujubee]

Alden Ehrenreich, Phil Lord, Chris Miller, Brian Duffield, Aditya Sood, O'Shea Jackson Jr., Keri Russell, Brooklynn Prince, Max Handelman, Elizabeth Banks, Jesse Tyler Ferguson, Jimmy Warden, Aaron Holliday and Kahyun Kim attend the Los Angeles premiere of "Cocaine Bear" on February 21, 2023.