#chrise evans

[justarandomgirly]

[thebluemage]

[kapreday]

I’ve finally figured out the Hollywood Chrises 

Chris Pine, with his joy in the D&D movie, has cemented himself as the character actor Chris. He’s actually the natural successor to the Harrison Ford leading role energy because he relaxes into each character with a natural charm.  Chris Evans is the leading role Chris. He’s the big name, acting chops, and the classic Tumblr Dorito manshape that will bring people to the movies for a fun time and a pretty face. He and Pine are what Hollywood keeps trying to make Chris Pratt be by himself. Chris Hemsworth is unfortunately too Australian for any hollywood chris-type other than Chris Himbosworth. Big, strong, a little dumb, a man inexplicably beloved by lesbians.  Chris Pratt is just a shitbag.

[bookishtheaterlover7]

Do you think they invited Chris Pine to the meeting? 😆

[gay-jewish-bucky]

saw the mario trailer and my conclusion is that chris evans is the best chris at voice acting

[acecykes-dono2]

Both Hemsworth and Pratt would make good Michelangelos, but I can't see any of them as Raph

[domestick-clairvoyante]

fuck the battle of the chrises (hollywood) it's time for the battle of the chrises (new zealand)

[donnatroyprincessofthemyscira]

Art Credit to BossLogic

[jwnchstr]

Oh my god he noticed!!!! 😍😍😍

[justarandomgirly]

[thebluemage]

[thedragonagelesbian]

idk why we’re obsessed with chris pine now but i say go for it

[fangerine]

Animal rescue groups across U.S. band together to rescue 4,000 dogs : NPR

i want all of them and i want to spend the rest of my life building trust with them

[meteor752]

I just had a dream that Chris Evans said some real conservative nazi like shit and like now I can no longer trust him :(

[saintjosie]

"Chris Pine is Best Christ" I'm sorry Josie but Chris Pine did not reply "Parasite in Chief in her Idiot Hat" to an Instagram photo of the Queen (Rest in Piss), Christopher Eccleston did, making HIM the best Chris.

SO SO TRUE.

in my defense, i was referencing a friend of mine who has an ongoing discourse about which of the popular american in american hollywood chrises is the best chris

chris pratt - ultra christian right winger and an all around pos

chris evans - boring

chris hemsworth - lesbian but not as cool as

chris pine - ICON