For Halloween, Marc decides to go into school as Count Marcula, a spooky yet romantic vampiric writer. His costume is really detailed, slicked back hair, cape, suit, gloves, super realistic fake fangs, red eye contacts, fake nails, fake ears, you name it.
He speaks throughout the day in a Transylvanian accent (I vant to suck your blood, that kinda voice), brings an umbrella to school, and comes out of an actual coffin.
Count Marcula: Good evening. (Fake blood dripping down his cheek.)
Nathaniel: *Nose bleeds from the hotness.*
I'd love some scenes of him scaring the shit out of Chloe and Lila, flirting with Nathaniel, and being a hammy vampire in front of the Science Kids and Akuma Class.
Jean: *Dressed as the Phantom of the Opera* Daaaamn.
Nathaniel: *Dressed as Eraserhead*… He. Is. HOT! THAT’S MINE! HE’S MINE! *Shoves Ivan and Kim out of the way and runs into Marc’s arms* I SAW HIM FIRST! YA’LL BETTER BACK OFF!
Ivan: *Dressed as Jack Skellington* … Did he just-
Kim: *Dressed as Thor* I think he did.
Alix: *Dressed as Miss Joke* Never underestimate the power of a short bisexual.
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Louis: *Dressed as Bob Ross* Maybe he can suck some actual talent out of someone and put it in you!
Nathaniel: *Sitting in Marc’s lap* SHUT YOUR WHORE MOUTH, LOUIS!
Louis: … Ouch.
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Lila: *Dressed as Queen Elizabeth 1; walks in on Marc who appears to be biting Nath’s neck in the locker room* AAAAAHHHH!! *Runs away screaming*
Marc: Vat is her problem?
Nathaniel: Don’t know, don’t care; just keep licking the frosting off my neck. Who the hell even started that food fight?
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Austin A: *Dressed as Heather C* GUYS! MARC’S A VAMPIRE!
Austin B: *Dressed as Bill Cipher* Yeah, it’s a great costume, right?
Austin A: NO! Listen to me! I walked into the bathroom, and there he was at the sink, and he didn’t have a reflection in the mirror*
Austin T: *Dressed as Christine Daaé* … Armsy, have you been eating too much candy?
Austin A: You’re not listening to me! *Austin Q slaps him across the face* Did you just slap me?
Austin Q: *Dressed as Kim Possible* I was calming you down!
Austin A: How was that supposed to calm me down?! There is a vampire in this fucking school and he’s gonna suck my blood!
Austin T: Why would he suck your blood?
Austin A: ‘Cause, look at me.
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Kim: Guys, it’s time to face facts… We have to kill Marc.
Akuma Class sans Nath: …
Marinette: *Dressed as Zatanna* WHAT?! Dude! We’re not killing Marc!
Kim: Why not? He’s a vampire.
Max: *Dressed as Electra from Starlight Express* Kim, for the last time, Marc is not a vampire. It’s just a very realistic costume.
Nino: *Dressed as Bruno* He did bite into that apple without his fangs coming off.
Myléne: *Dressed as Sally* Oh, and his skin started getting all smokey when he was outside in the sun.
Juleka: *Dressed as Jason* And he bit Nath’s neck.
Adrien: *Dressed as Harry Potter* Nath is looking kinda paler than before.
Marinette: Guys, Marc is not a vampire, okay? And if he is, then may I be struck by- *Thunder crashes outside* … May a bat fly through that door in the next three seconds.
…
Marinette: See? He’s not-
*A bat flies in through the window*
Kim: *Jumps into Max’s arms* KILL IT! KILL IT NOW!
*The students all hide under their desks for a few seconds, and and Marinette pokes her head out, she finds Marc sitting atop the teacher’s desk*
Marinette: … Marc… Did you see a bat just now?
Marc: Can’t say that I have.
*Thunder and lightning crash outside, cutting the lights off, and when they come back on, Marc’s nowhere in sight*
Marinette: … Okay, I’m sold.
Alix: I still think this is bull.
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Denise: *Dressed as Luisa* Guys, he’s not a vampire.
Alix: Told you.
Nino: Then kindly explain why he has no reflection!
Cosette: Dressed as Static Shock; about to answer, but pauses* … Maybe… He’s so pale that… The light-
Alya: *Dressed in a Clovers cheer uniform* Mhm. Mhm. The light. Go on.
Cosette: … I don’t know, man! He cosplays! He’s got the mechanics of it all down! He could cosplay as Hagakure!
Reshma: *Dressed as Sailor Moon* He somehow made the blood smell like copper.
Ivan: Did you hear yourself just now?
Simon: *Dressed as a Ghostbuster* If Marc’s a vampire, then… I’m the Queen of England.
*Just then, Marc walks by with Nathaniel unconscious in his arms*
Lacey: *Dressed as Tinker Bell* Marc… Whatcha doin’?
Marc: Nath fell asleep. I’m just taking him… Somevhere. *Leaves*
Marinette: So, Simon, would you like your crown to be silver or gold?
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Chloé: *Dressed as Elle Woods; going into the basement* How dare she make me grab another stupid textbook from down here?! Ugh! Now where are they- *Sees a coffin in the middle of the room* … H-how long has this been here?
*Going against every instinct, Chloé opens the coffin and screams when she finds Nathaniel in it*
Chloé: WHAT THE HELL?!
Marc: You shouldn’t have come down here, Miss Bourgeois.
Chloé: … AAAAAHHH!! *Runs upstairs* VAMPIRES ARE REAL!
Nathaniel: *Groggily wakes up* Hey, is everything alright?
Marc: Yes, go back to sleep, Nath.
Nathaniel: Alright. *Shuts the coffin door*
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Aurore: *Dressed as Eclipsa* …
Marc: …
Aurore/Marc: … *Nod to each other, open their parasols, and go their respective ways*
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