#chudbastian

[angelhummel]

explaining the thought process behind why i hate my least favorite characters lol

[von-frappe]

idk what chubastian means and at this point I'm too afraid to ask

[angelhummel]

For fun: Mr Shitster, Shittany Pierce, Flop Hudson, Chudbastian Smythe, and Shelbitch Corcoran for the ask game!

Someone's always gotta be evil and make me think about these characters. Thank you, babe <3

5) Chudbastian. He's an ugly and disgusting pasty face gayboy that looks like a woman. And that's hilarious iconic slay of me to say, apparently <3

4) Shitster. He's fine

3) Flop. He's fine

2) Shittany. She's fine

1) Shelbitch. She's still Idina Menzel, what can you do??

send me 5 characters to rank based on hotness ❤️‍🔥

[angelhummel]

chudbastian still going strong ♡

[angelhummel]

headcanon: Sebastian lives in the sewers and his favourite food is toothpaste

this is about the first thing i saw when i woke up just now and it didn't disappoint xx also i don't disagree. ty anon ily

[angelhummel]

sebastian and britt accidentally f*ck one night (using toothpaste as lube) and then britt gives birth to a rat 9 months later

a little spicy nsfw after midnight addition to the brittbastian sewer adventures

[angelhummel]

Chudbastian aesthetic

i owe you my life

[angelhummel]

How are they getting this toothpaste though???

Sebastian trained the rats to swarm into Duane Reade after closing and bring back all the supplies they need, obvi

OR

Hunter Clarington is their surface dwelling ally and he buys the little travel size tubes of toothpaste and flushes them down the toilet so they eventually reach Brittbastian down below

Either or, I think

[angelhummel]

brittany can give sebastian her toothpaste bc she knows it’s his favourite snack and she never uses her toothpaste anyway 😻

Nope! Bc she just washes her mouth out with Dr. Pepper. More tasty minty goodness for Bas then! 🤤

[angelhummel]

OMG OK!!! Headcanon time!!!

So Sebastian, ever the spiteful bastard, ends up really jealous of Kurt and Blaine's relationship, even though he helped with the proposal, so like any normal person, he ended up travelling to New York after he graduated, became a sewer rat (magic powers... struck by lightning or some shit) and started to obsessively follow them around.

Omg I looove everything you're suggesting!! 😍😍 Totally stealing these headcanons! It took a lot but the idea of CHUD Sebastian has finally made him an interesting character to me! ♥️♥️

Okay, adding on... Since Brittany canonically got lost in the sewers that one time, she would totally be Sebastian's sewer bestie! She'd probably go to NY and get too confused above ground so she decides to go underground since it's easier to navigate

And she runs into Bas and his army of rats down there (he's their leader, duh) and bc she has face blindness and it's always funny, she mistakes him for Kurt at first. So Sebastian has to be like "No I'm the other guy" and she's like "?" bc she never really met him so it doesn't really matter. They have no history together but they become fast friends now

And they bond over animals and sewage and their shared love of insulting Kurt's appearances and whatever else. Oh and of course Lord Tubbington is there but Brittany always makes sure he doesn't eat any of Sebastian's rats! But LT learns to love them and ends up becoming like their protector so that's nice. And Brittany eventually helps Bas move on from stalking Klaine and they celebrate Sebastian letting go of his past resentment by sharing a delicious tube of toothpaste together. Happy ending for all!

Anyway thanks for the ideas, anon! Off to go write a whole series about this! 😍

[angelhummel]

Found a video of Sebastian on tiktok you might appreciate https://vm.tiktok.com/ZMLJxhsvM/