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10 | Getting there
Series: Odds Together
Paring: Ryan Dunn x OFC Margera!
Word Count: 1.4k
Warnings: None
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"I just got the worst wake up of my life so now I'm gonna take it out on Dunn. Little back story, Anna has to bunk with Dunn because her bed is still dying from a prank we did on her." Bam tells the camera before going into the bedroom with the guitar he plans to slam on Ryan.
He sees Dunn laying on his stomach with one arm on top of Anna's left arm, who was laying on her side facing him. Bam liked how close the two were as friends but refused and never could imagine them more than friends. So part of him hated seeing how close their faces slightly were.
As soon as the guitar hits Ryan's back he starts shouting making Anna slightly jump before coving her face with her hands.
"What is going on?" Ryan asks annoyed.
"We're going to New Orleans and you two need to get up." Bam places his hands on his hips. Neither of the two move to get up so Bam jumps kicking off the wall landing one the two but mostly Ryan.
"I'm giving you the count of two to get up or else we're leaving your asses. One, two. Alright see you later." Bam leaves them.
"What a dick." Ryan groans.
"Nothing new." Anna groans as the camera crew leaves them to sleep.
When the two finally wake up it was almost 4 o'clock in the afternoon. "I miss my bed." Anna groans popping her back.
"It should be ready for you when we get back." Ryan tells her and she looks at him.
"I don't wanna go." She whines following him outside to see his ride. "Look at that. We both can't fit on that. Have fun." She smiles patting his back.
"They did it in Dumb and Dumber. Fine just ride with the crew." He looks at them and they agree she could.
On the Mini bike, Ryan stops at a place to get it juiced up to go faster than 31mph. "I say it won't make it over 40." Anna glances at Ryan standing on her left.
"Anything is better than 31." He tells her so she starts to smirk.
"Even 32?" She fully turns to face him.
"Anything over 35." He gets more specific. "You just gotta get smart with me, huh?"
"You know I do." She grabs his shoulder leaning towards him, "Because I'm actually smarter." She blows into his ear.
As more time and distance goes Ryan already had a chat with Bam and Raab. He almost lost a map and got a ride in the back of a truck.
"Okay, I'm done of this shit. We're flying the rest of the way." Anna grabs Ryan by his blue vest.
"I know our guy."
They arrive to New Orleans before the rest so they start to have fun drinking and getting a lot of beads. "You still wish you stayed home?" Ryan asks Anna as they look out at the crown of people.
"Yes, I still do!" She laughs drinking her drink.
"Why be home when alone and bored than here having fun?" He asks nudging her shoulder.
"Well for starters... I'd get a break from all the bull I deal with everyday." She leans against the railing looking at him with a smile.
"That's a very good reason... but I know a better reason to be here." He does the same as her actions.
"And what would that be Dunn?" She tilts her head.
"You're with me and I'm great to be with." He holds his cup out to her and she dings it with hers.
"I will admit that, yes. Only when you aren't around the others though. I'm sorry." She says making him laugh.
"All I'm hearing is that you say I'm great and you love me." He says making her shake her head.
"I never said I love you."
"You just did." He points out making her roll her eyes as he puts an arm around her shoulder. "Just admit it. You love me." He walks them over some so he could sit and pull her down to sit on one of his legs.
"Didn't you just say I did though? So I don't have to say it again." She takes his hat off him to fix the sides of his hair before putting it back on him.
Ryan just looks at her before remembering he has to speak, "Yes, you do."
Anna huffs not wanting to say it, "Fine, I love you." She says looking into his eyes before she gets off of him. The sudden realization she's falling for him all over again since she's gotten back and getting close to him again.
"Hey, look who it is." Ryan points out Bam so they go over to him. Ryan taps on Bam's shoulder making him turn around, "Where the hell you been?"
Bam suddenly realizes who was in front of him making him scream. "What the hell? When did you get here?" He asks them.
"Like hours ago." Ryan tells them.
"You got here before us?" Glomb says shocked.
"Look at us." Ryan motions to the beads around his and Anna's necks.
"There was no way you both actually fit on that shit." Bam eyes them.
"Fuck no. He rode that shit and I rode along with the crew watching his ass on the thing." Anna says half of the truth.
"This dickhead beat us in a moped! In a blue leather vest." Bam says making Ryan laugh and Anna walk off some.
"Anna you came!" Raab walks over to her. "I called you'd stay home. Look at you proving me wrong."
"You're already drunk really?" She laughs at him.
"No, I mean I probably won't remember anything." He laughs making her laugh. "Glad you came. You should've woken up earlier. It was a fun ride here and stoping at skate parks." He gives her a kiss but she didn't care.
"I'm kinda glad I didn't though because I would be stuck with Vito complaining about all the stops you guys did." She says knowing her uncle.
"Plus there was pranks between the buses." He puts an arm around her pulling her into his side.
"Where did Anna go?" Bam finally noticed she wasn't with them anymore.
Ryan looks around and sees her laughing with Raab basically hanging on to her. His arm was resting on her shoulder but making should she was kept into his side. Every time he talked to her, he would awfully lean close towards her while pulling her closer to him.
"With Raab." Ryan tells him while eyeing them down.
Bam looks over at where Ryan's eyes were focused. "I gotta go save her." Bam says making his way through everyone to get to her. "We lost you." He tells her.
"It's okay. I found her." Raab shakes Anna with a smile.
"Okay." Why don't you come back to the rest of us." Bam grabs his sister pulling her towards him.
"I will but I need to find a bathroom inside first. I'll be back." She slips away.
"Annabelle!" Bam shouts wanting to keep an eye on her.
"You're sister is fine in her own." Ape shows up with everyone making their way towards him.
Bam looks at Ryan trusting him the most, "I'll go find the bathroom." He leaves the group going inside.
Meanwhile Annabelle got to the bathroom with no problems but leaving was a different story. This random drunk guy grabbed her arm trying to keep her there to have a conversation.
"I really need to get back to my friends and family." She tried to tell him but he just wouldn't.
"You should let loose some." He removes his hand but walks closer to her.
"Really, I told my brother I'd be right back." Anna potentially tells him.
Ryan finally spots Anna with a guy looking very uncomfortable so he goes over to them. "There you are. We were getting worried about you." Ryan snakes his arm around her waist holding her closer to him then leans down giving her a quick peck on the lips. "This guy bugging you?" He eyes the drunk man.
"We were just talking." The guy tells him while Anna was staring at Ryan shocked by his actions.
"We should get back to the others." Ryan looks down at her.
"Yeah." She nods her head so Ryan walks them away. "You didn't have to do all that." She speaks up as he keeps his arm around her.
"It worked though didn't it?" He laughs.
"Well yeah but the kiss wasn't necessary. You showing up and the arm would've worked fine." She removes herself from him. "Thanks though." She goes to the others while Ryan curses at himself.
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Would you write a smut about a fem reader who’s super turned on by Bam’s tattoos? Thank you!
The Tattoo [Bam Margera x F!Reader Smut]
part two

Desc: You’re a medic on the set of Jackass and you fucking hate Bam Margera. Though when patching him up you get sort of flustered at a certain tattoo.
A/n: Thank you for the request! Sorry i kind of went my own way with this and considered the tattoos a prompt rather than the focal point of the work but i hope you still like it! As always not beta read and ignore inaccuracies (:
Warnings: Smut (18+), Hate sex, oral m!recieving, p in v
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It was pretty fun being a medic on the set of Jackass. It was a boys club sure, bar the couple of female producers and crew members that worked there with you but something about being the young, attractive female medic made the guys love you. Instead of shouting “Medic!” at every injury, they’d yell “Nurse Y/n!” despite your “I’m not a nurse!” complaints. Nonetheless, you loved your job, especially since there was never a dull moment on set and you were kept pretty busy.
Although Johnny and Steve-o were your primary patients, Bam Margera had become somewhat of a regular the more skating stunts he performed. This had become sort of an issue because, well, you fucking hated Bam Margera. You got along with all of the other guys just fine, in fact you were also pretty good friends with the rest of the CKY crew but something about that blue eyed dickhead grinded your gears. He was always a nuisance to have on set, trying to annoy and distract you from your work at every possible moment. He made it his life’s mission to wind you up and piss you off and boy did he succeed in doing so! You weren’t shy in hiding your hatred for Bam, taking to dramatically groaning whenever he walked into your tent that production had set up for you. The other guys insisted Bam just had this massive crush on you and that’s why he tried to get your attention so often, god how old is he? ten? Anyways, you wouldn’t touch him with a ten foot pole.
Bam lay down, his head slightly raised, examining you wiping the blood off his abdomen. He had just done this idiotic shirtless skate stunt that ended in him eating shit and getting semi-impaled by a piece of wood jutting out of wherever he was skating. That’s how he ended up in your tent, unfortunately. “Why don’t you wear a sexy nurse costume to work Y/n? It would make this whole thing a lot easier.” You rolled your eyes, biting back a witty remark. You wouldn’t let him wind you up today. You bit your lip as you cleaned him roughly, your hand pretty close to his iconic heartagram tattoo above his crotch. You’d be lying if you said you didn’t find his tattoos wildly attractive. It was pretty juvenile of you, it’s not like you hadn’t been with people who were tatted before, but something about Bam’s ink made you feel different. Maybe it was because you hated him so much, any minor attraction was heightened by the fact you would never act on it. You accidentally brushed your fingers against the tattoo, swallowing quickly. Bam noticed you had gotten pretty flustered, a sly grin appearing on his face. He spoke your name in a suggestive, questioning manner, trying his best to meet eye contact with you but you refused to look up, rooting through your bag to look for your bandages. “Hmm?” You hmmmed through gritted teeth and tight lips. “Are you good?” He smiled some more, raising his brow and leaning up on his elbows, letting his jeans slip down his hips a bit, revealing even more of his tattoo. You cleared your throat awkwardly, your eyes clearly panning quickly down to take it in. Bam laughed outwardly now, sitting up despite your protests that you still had to fix him up. All this time you were anxiously avoiding his gaze, fearing what his face would look like if you saw it. Bam lifted your chin up by his fingers, his thumb resting on the dimple of your chin, forcing you to look at him. He had a shit eating grin on his face. You gave a disapproving look but didn’t try to pull away at first. “Y/n did you wanna ask me something?” You narrowed your eyes, genuinely confused at this suggestion. “What are you talking about?” You asked, this time not shying away from looking right at him.
With his other hand, Bam picked up your wrist from where it lay on your lap, clutching it gently then in a low voice he whispered, fairly close to your face, “Do you wanna touch my tattoo Y/n?” He smirked when he said it, knowing what effect this was going to have on you. You decided to play dumb, snatching your wrist away from his grip and avoiding eye contact once more to take a bottle of alcohol from your bag to disinfect the small wound. “Shut the fuck up Bam.” Bam laughed cockily, “Did I touch a nerve?” He then winced, hissing through his teeth when you pressed a drenched cotton pad of alcohol onto his abdomen roughly. “Ow! God, didn’t know you were into that pain stuff Nurse.” You shot Bam a disgusted look. “Try be professional for once in your life Margera.” You wiped the injury again, still pretending not to be wholly turned on by that stupid fucking tattoo. You crossed your legs tightly in an attempt to mask your horniness but Bam spotted this almost immediately. “Nurse Y/n…” He lulled suggestively, making you scoff and shake your head, getting the bandages ready to finally be done with him. He sat up some more to get closer to your face. “You know if you wanna fuck me you can just ask?”
This was the last straw, you threw your stuff onto the floor and looked him straight in the eyes, you let yourself be provoked by this arrogant bastard. “If you couldn’t tell, I’m at fucking work right now. Not that you’d know, probably never lifted a finger a day in your life.” Bam’s smile only grew at your frustration, you were giving him what he wanted. You resumed, “So maybe be professional and grow the f-“ You were cut off when Bam crashed his lips against yours abruptly, your eyes growing wild when you realised what had just happened. You pulled away, shock painted on your face. “So..?” Bam asked, a look of slight concern was hidden behind his cheeky smirk. You remained silent for what felt like years until you gave in to your girlish urges and grabbed his face to kiss him back.
You made out hard and fast, Bam sleazily slipping his tongue in far too quick, his teeth bashing against yours because of how rough he was being. You pulled away for a moment, “You’re a terrible kisser.” you spat before going straight back in. Bam laughed into your mouth, “Even when we’re making out you’re being a bitch to me.” He whispered, going right back to it afterwards. His hands were on your hips now, snaking down to grab your ass. He then lifted you up onto his lap so you were straddling him, continuing to fondle your ass. He pulled away properly now, “You like my tattoos Y/n?” He asked, brushing some hair away from your neck. You nodded now, it was too far gone to pretend you weren’t incredibly horny over some ink. Bam took your hand and pressed it against the heartagram, you rubbed it softly but it wasn’t enough. You got up off the rickety medic bed and kneeled between Bam’s legs. He laughed as his face turned redder by the second. You kissed the centre of the tattoo and licked it quickly. “God Y/n, when’d you get so fucking dirty?” You glared at Bam from below him before getting to work on his stupid heartagram belt. “You’re fast.” Bam’s witty remark was followed by a groan when you grabbed his semi-hard cock through his jeans. “Keep that up and I’ll bite your dick off Margera.” Bam cleared his throat, “Yes Ma’am.”
You pulled his jeans down as much as you needed before pulling his dick out. You tried not to whimper upon seeing it, you still had to have some dignity left after you were done with him. You spit on the tip and started pumping him teasingly slow, earning a few whimpers from Bam. You then took his tip in your mouth, tracing it with your tongue and tasting the precum that now filled your mouth. “God you’re such a fucking tease, do you know that?” You narrowed your brows before taking him in all the way, that shut him up nicely. Despite your best efforts, you couldn’t deep throat Bam all the way and Bam could tell you were getting frustrated. “What’s the matter babe? Can’t fit all of me in?” You glared at him again, this time letting your teeth graze his dick as a sort of warning. Bam grabbed a fistful of your hair, pulling you off him. “Ay, play nice.” Bam then gathered your hair into a makeshift ponytail and shifted up on the bed to get a good angle. You wrapped your lips around his cock once more as Bam eased you gently down. Eventually he got your mouth pressed against his base, humming in pleasure as you started gagging. You breathed through you nose as tears started to form and fall down your cheeks, the feeling of his dick at the back of your throat was becoming uncomfortable. You looked up at Bam who was biting his lip and giving you an almost sadistic look. It became apparent, Bam was not gonna let you up any time soon. “Nice hearing you shut the fuck up for once Y/n.” He laughed when your eyebrows narrowed. You murmured against his dick, the vibrations making Bam moan, only enjoying it more. “Does it feel good? You’re close to that tattoo you love so much now.” Bam was really loving the fact he could say whatever he wanted without you snapping back at him. You were beginning to struggle now, feeling your saliva drip down your chin and your mascara running. You slapped his thigh as a way of saying ‘let me the fuck up now.” “Just two more seconds.” Bam sighed, screwing his eyes tight, trying to prolong the moment a little longer. He let your hair go and you pulled off his dick immediately, breathing heavily. “Are you trying to fucking kill me Bam?” You wiped the dribble from your face and cleared your throat. “What a way to go it would be.” He laughed, earning him a smack on the knee.
You got up then, a little unsure of what to do next before Bam pulled you into him and kissed you. He fumbled with the bottom of your shirt so you pulled it off, letting him undo your bra and touch your boobs. “Nice tits.” He whispered after pulling away for a moment just to look at them. The whole thing was a little awkward given the fact Bam still had his dick out but the situation was fixed when Bam got off the bed and hoisted you onto it instead, slotting between your legs. Bam unbuttoned your pants blindly and helped you push them off your legs along with your panties, leaving both of you in the nude, Bam’s pants being kicked off onto the floor. It was very risky. I mean technically speaking anyone could walk in at any moment even if it was lunch but hopefully nobody would be maimed or seriously injured in the time it took for the two of you to bang. Bam held onto you hips as you continued making out. Using his other hand, he ran his fingers through your folds. “God you’re fucking soaked.” He pulled away to examine the slick left on his fingers. “Was it my tattoo that got you this wet baby.” You rolled your eyes despite the fact he was right. “Just fuck me already Bam.” He shrugged “Don’t have to tell me twice.” And with that he slid himself inside you.
You winced as he stretched you out, burying your nails into his shoulders to distract yourself from the pain. Bam stayed still for a second before slowly thrusting, trying to get you used to the feeling. Not before long, the pain turned to pleasure as your groans switched to moans. You pushed Bam’s waist into you forcefully as if it say ‘go faster’. He heard you out and started to pick up the pace, slamming his hips against yours. “Didn’t know you were such a fucking slut Y/n, getting fucked at work? You’re a fucking whore aren’t you?” In any other situation, you would’ve smacked Bam in the face, wanting him to shut the fuck up. But in this position, getting fucked by the guy you hated most, his dirty talk turned you on to no extent. “All for a tattoo is that right?” You nodded as you moaned, your eyes half lidded and slightly out of it. Bam grabbed your chin forcefully, making you look at him. “Answer me.” You moaned again, “Yes, fuck yes Bam.” Bam smiled sadistically, he had you at his mercy. This girl that despised him and yelled at him day in and day out was submitting to him. He held the small of your back and began ramming into you at a relentless pace. He grunted and groaned almost harmonising with your whiny noises. “You like getting fucked by me huh?” His degrading was getting sloppy as he felt himself get closer and closer to his climax. Not wanting to wait anymore he brought his thumb down to your clit and started rubbing it quick, attempting to bring you to edge with him. “Are you gonna cum for me Nurse Y/n?” You nodded your head dramatically, muttering a thousand yes’ under your breath. Bam grabbed your throat with his other hand. “Go on.” With that you orgasmed loudly, digging your nails into Bam’s back, not caring if anyone could hear you at this point. Soon after, Bam pulled out and came on your stomach, you winced at the feeling of it painting you.
You both remained in silence again, just your panting breaths filling the room. The embarrassment of what had just happened sunk into you. How the fuck did he get you to submit to him?! You got up quickly, finding a rag to clean Bam’s cum off of you and wiping your heat with it briefly. Bam continued to look at you, not bothering to get dressed himself as you struggled to get your jeans on, your panties uncomfortably wet. “Can you get your clothes on and get out of here before someone walks in?!” You spat, throwing Bam’s jeans at him. “Unbelievable” He scoffed, shaking his head. You glared at him, pulling your shirt back over your head. “What? You think just because you made me cum I’m gonna be all nice to you now?” You tried your best to fix your hair and makeup in the shitty mirror in the corner of the tent. “No no, it’s not that.” You looked back at Bam with a ‘what are you talking about?’ look. “It’s just…” Bam gestured at his abdomen. “You didn’t even bandage me up.” You looked at his injury and sure enough he was right. Because of all the excitement you forgot to actually do what you were supposed to. Though you hated the kid, you laughed, and so did he.
End.
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Stolen from @daftpunkythrash and @gmdhc
Are you having a good day today?
Tbh not really. My head hurts and I wanted to go for a walk but it’s raining
What is one thing you wish you could tell your younger self?
Please for fucks sake take care of yourself, cancer really sucks!!! Also ditch some of those loser friends!
If you could only show someone one song to describe yourself, which one would you choose?
Daft Punk - Touch
What’s one song you like that people wouldn’t expect you to like?
Dirty Heads - Sloth’s Revenge
What are your go to shoes?
I’ve been secretly stealing the same exact pair of shoes from Walmart every few months because I’m a broke bitch. They’re like these cheap black slip-ons. So fucking comfortable
Do you have any pictures/posters in your room? What are they?
I used to before I moved back to ca, and then had to move back to Fl again... I sorta gave up, now all I have is a daft punk poster and this huge space tapestry by my bed, and a pennywise poster on my door.
Favorite software?
photoshop for sure
Favorite nail polish color
Gold 😉
Favorite spice or herb?
Hhhmmmmm.... I really like coriander
Have you/can you lucid dream?
I haven’t been able to lately but I used to be able to recognize when I was dreaming all the time because I couldn’t read or see my reflection in my dreams
Summer or winter?
Winter, I hate sweating. I hate Florida summers. I hate it here.
If you could relive one day in your life, would you? Which would you relive?
I have two answers to this; Valentine’s Day when I was 24. My ex and I were hanging out again because neither of us had anybody on Christmas and kinda spent the next few weeks together. Anyways, he gave me a couple painkillers and we walked to this Chinese restaurant and ate super dank food all high, then went home and had incredible sex and oral and then we watched Harry Potter movies all night. That was one of the best days of my life.
Otherwise I would go back to when I was 14 and saw cky live for the first time. After the show I got to meet all the guys but when I went up to Deron Miller I was so nervous that I couldn’t even speak. I had worshipped that guy for a long time and was so overwhelmed, so I just snapped a photo and ran off. I regret it so much. I should have said something. Other than that, I had an amazing time. Best show Ever, maybe tied with Robert Plant.
Favorite historical era?
Hhhmmmmmmm......... well, I’ve always liked the 60s and 70s, but recently I’ve been interested in the early 1900s, and the 1700s. The French Revolution was super interesting, as was the American revolution. I don’t understand why we can’t all come together and challenge our oppressors anymore... come on, guys. We are the 99% ffs.
Common misconceptions people make about you?
The stereotypes about someone like me are endless.
((( i tag whoever would like to do this!!! have fun! )))
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what do you mean by fandom's hypocrisy and especially sam?
I mean that fandom has been ignoring Sam since he was introduced in the mcu and now (now that he’s paired with a fandom fave like B*cky) he’s suddenly getting more attention, with people using him as a way to say, “see I’m not bitter about st/cky, I’m just concerned about Sam being abandoned by Steve as well!!”
Like… it sure is convenient that these posts are popping up now, seeing how these fans weren’t really that concerned about Sam up till aeg. There’s a ton of st/cky fics where Sam is just… written out of it because he’s in dc and Steve and bucky are in ny (lmao even tho Sam stated that he was willing to follow Steve). Ffs the most kudo-ed st/cky fic, a 100k monster (which has now been taken down) had a redemption arc for Rumlow but Sam was not mentioned once, and I’m supposed to believe that this newfound interest in Sam has nothing to do with fandom’s butthurt feelings about endgame and the fact that it “sunk” st/cky? Sorry, but no.
#it's kinda like ppl being concerned with sharon now#when they have been pushing for her to be written out of the mcu since cacw#lmao im tired of this kinda bs#anon#mcu wank#anti stucky#kinda but not really
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⭐⭐⭐ For Toresce? ;3c
Obvi♂usly I c♂uld talk ab♂ut Ch♂w f♂r h♂urs, but I d♂n’t kn♂w if he needs t♂ get any m♂re sp♂iled than he already is. He’s sexy, str♂ng, c♂nfident, witty, and irritating and I w♂uldn’t change a damn thing. He pisses me ♂ff in a g♂♂d way and it’s nice wrestling and shit with him.

The p♂st wrestling is even m♂re fun, th♂ugh.

Thunder is an abs♂lute fucking m♂r♂n. I still d♂n’t kn♂w h♂w ♂r why I l♂wered myself en♂ugh t♂ actually...date him. He’s never d♂ne anything w♂rthwhile in his entire life and I can’t see that changing. The ♂nly g♂♂d thing ab♂ut him is h♂w pathetic he gets when I’m fucking him.

Bruun♂ is even fucking w♂rse. Thunder is pathetic and ann♂ying. He’s n♂t even really w♂rth hating. Bruun♂, th♂ugh, is fucking unbearable. He’s c♂cky and disgusting and I w♂uld give anything t♂ fucking rip that smug smirk ♂ff his face ♂nce and f♂r all. He has n♂ idea h♂w lucky he is I haven’t fucking gutted him yet.
#sugggestive/#ns/fw#tori is masty and refuses to be censored#Tornado Warning#Storm Clouds#Cotton Candy Bones#Pride and Prejudice#i love using his happy s-rote he only gets that way around chow#toresce gladia#ask
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北海道在住1年目ワイ、寒すぎて寝たら死ぬ気がするwwwwww
1::2017/12/06(水)02:09:57 5kr こんなん人の住む土地ちゃうやろ 2::2017/12/06(水)02:10:42 Da3 家の中は暖房でむしろ暑いって聞いたで 3::2017/12/06(水)02:11:20 5kr >>2 つけとらんで 5::2017/12/06(水)02:11:36 iKz ストーブ入れよう ワイは北海道から関西来たけど室内寒くて今日も震えてるで 6::2017/12/06(水)02:11:45 Da3 えぇ…なんでや 7::2017/12/06(水)02:11:58 5kr ガス代バカにならないんじゃ! 44::2017/12/06(水)02:38:49 Cky >>7 北海道って夜通し暖房付けるもんやろが せやからFF式とかそういう空気が汚れない構造の暖房にしてるんやろ ちな排気口詰まると一酸化炭素中毒で死にかねんらしいからきいつけてな…
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Odds Together Masterlist
Series: Viva La Bam & Jackass
Paring: Ryan Dunn x OFC Margera!
Summary: Being related to the Bam Margera wasn't the easiest thing in the world. If Annabelle could she would pay not to be his sister. The only good but also bad thing being his sister was she was also friends with his best friend.
{ Ch.1 | Ch.2 | Ch.3 | Ch.4 | Ch.5 | Ch.6 | Ch.7 | Ch.8 | Ch.9 | Ch.10 | Ch.11 | Ch.12 | Ch.13 | Ch.14 | Ch.15 | Ch.16 | Ch.17 | Ch.18 | Ch.19 | Ch.20 | Ch.21 | Ch.22 | Ch.23 | Ch.24 | Ch.25
#jackass#johnny knoxville#ryan dunn#bam margera#steve o#chris pontius#wee man#dave england#ehren mcghehey#preston lacy#jeff tremaine#spike jonze#jackass 2#jackass 3d#jackass forever#viva la bam#cky crew#Brandon DiCamillo#Chris Raab#Edward Webb#rake yohn#raab himself#ryan dunn ff#ryan dunn fanfic#ryan dunn imagine
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16 | The boy is learning
Series: Odds Together
Paring: Ryan Dunn x OFC Margera!
Word Count: 1.8k
Warnings: None
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"You look like hell." Raab laughs as Anna walks into the pirate bar.
"Not in the mood. I'm dying." She groans filling up a glass of water to take her pain killers for her cramps.
"Oh, the girl thing." He catches it because once a month she says she's dying.
"The girl thing has a name, Raab." She laughs at how the opposite sex hates the topic.
"I'm not saying it." He makes a face.
"It's call a Pe-," She starts making him reach over covering her mouth.
"Stop!" He uncovers her mouth as she start to laugh more.
"What are you shouting about?" Rake walks into the room.
"Girl stuff once a month." Raab puts his hand up to keep Anna from answering.
"You started today. Got it. Don't piss you off. You're hell during these days." He says getting a look from her. "I didn't say anything." He leaves the room fast.
"Anna you're out of pads!" Jenn shouts upstairs.
"What?! I just saw some!" Anna rushes up the stairs.
"Yeah, but I took them. I need some plus you have a few days."
"No, I started this morning. Now I have to go to the store." Anna groans going up to her room to get her keys.
"Can you get me some too?"
"Sure." Anna huffs as she leaves.
"Where are you headed off to?" Bam asks as he skates by her.
"The store to get a few things." She hops in her car then her passenger door opens showing Ryan getting in. "What are you doing?" She looks at him.
"We need more beer and I'm out of cigarettes." She rolls her eyes starting the car and they drive off ti the store.
While Ryan goes to get the beer with the cart, Anna goes to the ladies department to get pads for her and Jenn. "Are you kidding me..." She sees the box she needs is on the top shelf where she couldn't reach.
"Anna!" Ryan yells walking towards the direction Anna split off from him.
"Over here!" She shouts then groans in pain because her cramps were getting bad.
Once Ryan sees the aisle she was on he groans but then sees she was in serious pain holding her lower belly.
"Can you please do me a favor?" She turns towards him. "Can you get that box for me?" She points up at it.
He nods his going over and gets it down tossing it into the cart while she puts a different brand in the cart too. "Thank you." She groans.
Ryan moves the things around in the carts then picks Anna up putting her in it. Knowing Anna for a very long time and being the only one who pays attention to the small things... He's notices that when she has cramps walking makes them worse for her especially the first three days. "So you don't have to walk around. Now to all your favorite snacks?" He asks making her laugh a yes.
Back at the house Anna went to her room with all her things after giving Jenn her box of pads. "Ape... What helps with cramps?" Ryan walks over to her while she does laundry.
She turns to him slightly surprised he was evening asking this question. "Pain medicine, exercise-,"
Ryan cuts in, "Exercise actually makes it worse for Anna."
April nods her head, "Okay... Heat to the abdomen, hot bath, rest, water. Not much you can do to help. Why are you asking?" She slightly chuckles.
"Wanted to know what I can do to help Anna not be in so much pain." He tells her.
"That's sweet, Dunn. You're a good friend for wanting to help. Especially since you have no knowledge of what we go through. And most guys try to ignore it and find it uncomfortable." She pats his arm.
"Thanks, Ape." He goes upstairs.
"Dunn, come play." Dico calls him over.
"Start without me. I'll wait for a new game." Ryan walks upstairs going up to Anna's room and knocks on the door waiting for her to say come in. "I heard hot baths help with cramps." He sits at the end of her bed.
"You heard this where?" She asks as she was curled up in a ball.
"Your mom. I asked her what helps with cramps." He tells her the truth.
"Why?" She asks confused.
"I wanted to help you. You look in more pain than you have in the past."
"Why do you pay attention to my pain during my periods?" She laughs.
"You groan a way lot more when they are terrible. Plus you look sicker at times. My sister told me sometimes if they're bad enough you can throw up." He explains to her.
"So you ask other women to research ways to help me?"
"Yes. Ape said I'm a good friend especially since I don't know what you guys go through. Plus most guys find the topic uncomfortable." He says proud of himself.
"It's true. Raab refuses to hear the word period come out of my mouth. He kept shutting me up earlier."
"Why don't you take a hot bath then afterwards we can watch your favorite movies. Just yell my name when you're done." He tells her the goes downstairs to play pool with the guys.
"You do know to leave her alone right? It the time of the month." Rake tells him.
"I know. I went to the store with her and had to get a box of pads off the top shelf for her." He says making Raab complain.
"I don't wanna hear girl stuff."
"It's a normal thing for them. Us guys should slightly learn about so we aren't so ignorant. Your future wife is going to have them and you're gonna have to hear about." Rake tells him.
"I did some research." Ryan shrugs his shoulders. "I wanted to see what I could do to help with Anna's pain. Not a lot you can do for them."
"Can we not talk about periods? Especially my sister." Bam asks as it was his turn to play.
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When I was finished with my hot bath didn't really wanna call Ryan because I didn't want him to feel like he had to spend time with me. Especially when I was on my period. And I wanted to know why all of a sudden he decided to be a good friend when he never has cared in the past.
I decide not to call out his name so I put on a movie and lay down in my bed. "Hey, we're going to a concert. I know you wanna stay home but Bam said to still ask." Rake pops into my room.
"I'm not leaving my bed for anything except for the bathroom or change my movie. Have fun." I tell him and as he leaves Ryan comes in.
"Oh, I'm not going. My agenda for the day is to take care of you. Best friend to the aid." He does a Superman pose jumping onto my bed.
"Did you take a shower?" I asks surprise noticing his hair was wet.
"Yeah, and I used soap." He picks up his head giving me a smile.
"Are you okay? Do you have a fever?" I sit up leaning over to feel his forehead with the back of my hand.
"No. Why are you asking?" He asks making himself comfortable in my bed.
"You're staying home to take care of me instead of going to a concert, and you took a shower using soap..."
"You hate when I lay under your blankets dirty..." He says the truth so I nod my head.
While we watched my movies, Ryan would cuddle me. It wasn't odd for us because we did it all the time especially when we unknowingly did it while we shared a bed at times. We were close friends and I knew the little soft side of him.
A sudden killer cramp made me groan placing my hand on it pressing down. Ryan's hand then moved to where my hand was and rubbed my belly making me look back at him. "Uh, what are you doing?" I ask him.
"Would this not help?" He looks at me with a questionable look.
"Not at all."
"Well the boy is learning." He gets defensive. "I'll just get you some pain killers." He gets up.
"Ry... they're right here." I pick the up from my bedside.
"Do you have water?" He asks then sees my cup empty so he takes it leaving my room.
What was this dude doing? None of this was helping with my feelings for him to go away if he's being sweet trying to help me with my cramps.
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"Oh, Dunn. You didn't go with everyone?" April was surprised to see him home.
"No, I've been watching movies with Anna." He says filling her cup up.
She looks at him starting to smile to herself, "You've always cared quite a bit about her since you two finally became friends."
"There's nothing wrong with caring about a friend especially when they're younger than me and is a girl... Who happens to be my best friend's sister." Ryan adds turning to face her now.
"Dinner is almost ready so can you let Anna know." April decides to drop the things she was going to tell and ask him.
Ryan nods his head going up to tell Anna then they both go down to go eat. After eating they go back to her room cuddling again and keep watching movies together.
"Dude, you missed a good show and after..." Bam goes straight to Ryan's room but doesn't see him in his bed.
"Check Anna's room. He went in there when we left." Rake passes Bam going to his room.
Bam goes a door over knocking but with no answer he walks in to see Titanic playing while Ryan and Anna are fast asleep. Ryan was laying on his back with one arm under Anna while she was on her side, almost on her stomach, with one of her arms across him. Her head slightly rested on his chest and shoulder area while his head was turn towards her with his chin slightly above her head.
"Really..." Bam huffs turning off the tv then leaves going to his mom. "Have you seen how Dunn and Anna are sleeping in her bed?"
"Spooning?" Was what she saw earlier.
"No, worst. Why are they like that?" He crosses his arms.
"He's been trying to help with her cramps. Since he can't do a lot he's just cuddling her. He's being a good friend to her. You know she doesn't have any and Dunn has always been around. That's her best friend too."
"I don't like them like that though." Bam throws a little fit.
"Bam... You know they're just friends." Phil decides to speak up and April stays quiet knowing there was no way those two didn't like each other secretly.
"Yeah, plus she's not Dunn's type and he's way not her type." Bam laughs going to his room.
#jackass#johnny knoxville#ryan dunn#bam margera#steve o#chris pontius#wee man#dave england#ehren mcghehey#preston lacy#jeff tremaine#spike jonze#jackass 2#jackass 3d#jackass forever#viva la bam#cky crew#Brandon DiCamillo#Chris Raab#Edward Webb#rake yohn#raab himself#ryan dunn ff#ryan dunn imagine
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15 | LA
Series: Odds Together
Paring: Ryan Dunn x OFC Margera!
Word Count: 1.8k
Warnings: None
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"You guys gotta fuck everything up, don't you." I see Ryan let the mailbox fall to the ground as I come outside to check the mail.
"He did it on purpose." Bam goes through the mail.
"You put the stupid thing in potting soil inside cement." Ryan starts to walk towards the house to call Glomb to come do it.
"This is yours." Bam hands me mine as we all go into the house and I see it was stuff from my job.
"Bam. What happened to the mailbox?" Mom shows up so he tells her Ryan did it.
"We'll never be able to get mail." She tells him as we all go over to the door.
"Well lucky tomorrow's Saturday. We don't get mail." He tells her making me laugh at him.
"We get mail on Saturday's." I lean on his back as he thinks and Ryan lets out a chuckle. "It's okay. I know you guys aren't smart." I leave them alone with her.
Today we landed in LA to get Hollywood things for the snakerun driveway. "So are we supposed to get as much stuff as we can?" Mom asks Bam as we all sit in a restaurant.
"No Ape just get one thing and be happy. Stop trying to be greedy all the time and get the most. Every time you do that eggway change all the rules." Vito tells her.
"What are you gonna do?" She asks and he told her he was going to the Playboy Mansion.
"You're gonna knock on the gates and they're just gonna let you in? Yeah, right." I laugh at him and he stars to speak gibberish.
"It's a house. It's not some tourist attraction." Bam tells him and he goes off getting up and leaves determined.
Mom and Dad team up, Raab and Rake go to keep Bito from going to Jail, and Bam said Ryan, Jenn and I were going with him. "Actually gonna go with mom and dad." I follow them. "Mom, can I go off on my own? I need go see a friend." I ask her.
"Just check in with Bam at times. Do try to get something though." She says so I get a ride to Johnny's.
When I get to his place I knock on the door and Melanie opens it. "Anna, it's a surprise to see you. I'm just picking up Madison. He's talking his time packing her bags back. Come in. I'm guessing you're here to surprise him?" She smiles. When I stayed with Johnny in the past and they were co parenting she tried helping me since I told her why I came to LA.
"Okay, I'm sure everything is in here. Madison is just getting certain toys. Anna!" He looks up to see me with Melanie. "What are you doing here?" He pulls me into a hug.
"My family and I are here for like a day I think. I don't really know my brother's plan." I hug him back.
"Anna! I thought I heard dad yell your name." Madison runs over giving me a hug. "Man, and I have to leave." She pouts.
"Maybe next time since we have places to be. Oh, I recently just got sent this adorable dress design and it had your name. They want to me make it." She says making me happy. Also yeah, only she knew my full name. I explained my whole reason to her and she understood my reasoning and promised to keep it a secret.
"Really? They're actually doing things with what I sent?"
"Yeah. We can't make any changes or say it's our own so you get credit for it." She says making me clap my hands. "I'll leave you two to catch up. It's good seeing you." She gives me a hug then Madison before leaving.
"Why didn't you text me?" Johnny hits my arm.
"I wanted to surprise you." I hit him back.
"Well you did." He just stares at me before giving me a kiss.
"What was that for?"
"I still miss you and wish you could stay. It's hard trying to move on from you. You're just so perfect." He pulls me to sit with him on his couch turning on his tv.
"I'm not perfect. I'm far from perfect. I still don't have a steady job, I live with parents and brother and his friends, most of my family doesn't like me, everyone where I live thinks I'm a terrible person still from lies years ago, my dating life is eternally dead."
"It's not that bad. No jobs just start off perfect it takes time. There is nothing wrong living at home especially when you are still trying to get your life started. Fuck your family, and fuck what people think about you. Show them who you really are. And your dating life isn't eternally dead. What was us?" He messes with my hand.
"Thank your for everything you said. And I don't know we never had a conversation about us. You took me in and helped me start a life here. Slower along the way we got closer and made this connection. Things happen then I went back home."
Johnny leans in placing a gentle kiss on my lips so I melt into the kiss. Wanting more he kissed me rougher almost hungry, his hands slowly moving down pulling me to straddle his lap. As Johnny tries to lay me back on the couch he accidentally changes the tv channel.
"We told her you were the one who stole it and she just freaked out."
"No you didn't."
"We told her you had to borrow it for three days and she went through the roof."
"She's gonna lose it she hates my driving. Her and Anna both."
I finally realized what's on the tv and shove Johnny off me to find the remote. "What you don't like Viva La Bam." Johnny laughs.
"Mixed feelings actually. Umm it's just ruining the mood." I smile turning the tv off.
"Yeah, it's weird hearing two friends while I'm in the mood with someone." He gets back on the couch pulling me back into a kiss.
Just when we were getting into it again my phone has to go off, "What?!" I answer it.
"Have you three found anything yet? We got Dave Grohl belt and now we're heard to Tommy Lee's place." Bam tells me.
"Tommy Lee! You know how much I like Motey Crue you asshat. On but yeah I'm not with mom and dad so I don't know if they found anything yet." I tell him.
"Where are you then?!" He gets loud.
"Busy with someone, now leave me alone." I hang up on him. "I'm sorry. That was my brother." I look at Johnny.
"It's okay. The mood keeps getting interrupted so let's just cuddle and watch TV." He puts it on and keeps Viva La Bam on.
I was just happy that for this episode I wasn't really in it because I just watched everything from a distance.
"You know what's annoying this episode is that Ape ended up not caring about her car getting messed up. She has it easier compared to three other people." I sigh as Johnny tickles my arm.
"Three?"
"Did I say three? I meant two. Phil and Vito." I hate that I slightly slipped.
"Also all the blue hurt my eyes when I watched this episode." I laugh when they show Ryan look at the camera when dad said it was decorative and designish.
"Whose your favorite from the CKY crew?" Johnny asks me.
"Are you counting Ryan and Bam too since that's what they are outside of Jackass?"
"Yeah." He messes with my hair as I look at him.
"Ryan. Bam dead last." I laugh because he was the most annoying plus I was still pissed at him for my hell day.
"You say their names like you know why you put them in that spot for personal reasons." He laughs making me giggle.
"Just by what I see. If I was Ape and Bam was my son, I'd kill him."
"Me too." He laughs as another episode starts.
As it starts I see it was the Vegas one, "Let's just see what else is on." I change the channel right before I come up. "Have you ever seen a full episode?"
"I'm a bad friend to Bam... No, I haven't. I've only seen parts." He says so I nod my head. "Come on." He picks me up carrying me to his room.
"You suddenly in the mood again?" I giggle as he lays me back on his head slowly pulling my shirt up and off.
"Yes. Theses are new." He touches my tattoos. What's RD mean?" He asks.
"It's a friends a friend initials. I lost a bet you can kinda say... We had to design a tattoo for the other and they came up with their initials while they got a inside thing between us of me. Now shut up." I pull him down into a kiss.
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"Okay, Ape and Phil are going to meet all of us at a restaurant." Bam tells Ryan.
"What about Anna? Has anyone talked to her after you did?"
"Call her and tell her we're all done and meeting up again." Bam says so Ryan calls her.
"What up?" Anna walks back into Johnny's living room to answer her phone.
"We got everything, Vito is also banned from the playboy mansion, and we're all meeting up to go eat. Bam wanted me to let you know so getting going." Ryan tells her so she looks at the time.
"Okay, bye." She hangs up on him.
"What do you think she's been up to all day?" Ryan asks bam.
"I have no idea. Just heard she didn't want any of the crew following her so it was all personal stuff." Bam tells him what he heard when he called his parent earlier.
"I wonder who she went to go see." Ryan says curious as they all arrive at the restaurant.
After everyone was sitting and looking through the menu, Anna shows up taking a seat at the table. "Sorry, I'm last to show up. My friend was determined to give me a ride here and I didn't want him to."
"Your friend was a guy..." April eyes her.
"I hung out with a girl too." Anna technically was telling the truth since she saw Melanie.
"What did you guys do all day?" Bam asks her.
"Caught up." She looks through her menu.
Everyone talks about there day and what they got before Bam said it was time to head back home to see the finished driveway and add the goodies to it.
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14 | Cannon Ball
Series: Odds Together
Paring: Ryan Dunn x OFC Margera!
Word Count: 2k
Warnings: None
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"Let me see it." I speed walk over to Glomb to see the cannon ball so he lets me hold it for second. "Cool." I give it back to him then walk over to Ryan to wipe the mud off my hands on his dirty shirt. He looks at me shaking his head with a slight smile.
As we all walk back to the house Glomb drops the canon ball into the poll. "Did you just see that?" Ryan calls out making Bam look over. "Glomb just dropped the fucking cannon ball into the pool.
Bam bribes Vito to jump into the pool to get the ball but he fails so dad gets in getting it. I decided to go with the guys to see if they could get confirmation that it was a real canon ball. On the way there Bam, Dico, and Raab were screaming hurting my ears
"I know." Ryan leans towards me since I sat in the middle between him and Raab.
"If I knew there would be yelling in a small in closed space, I would've stayed home." I slightly shake my head.
After going it looked at we find out it's real and the guys also get the cannon to fire it at some point. At the most random point during the night all the electricity went out.
"Really? I can't see coming down the stairs and I don't wanna break my neck." I complain feeling for the step then sit down to scoot down them.
"Give me a second, I got you." I hear Ryan then he takes my hand helping me down.
"Night vision, cheater." I tell him as he leads me to everyone then ditches me. "Thanks."
To no one's surprise Vito bitches about everything like normally. "How you gonna wipe your ass now? I gotta go to the bathroom where do you go? There's no running water. When the water doesn't go down, just let it pile up, I don't care. Pee on top of it, mix it together... that'll be real nice be the best smell ever. When I gotta go it's gonna be a lot too."
"Okay, I don't wanna hear about you shitting and peeing and them mixing. Good night." I leave to go to bed for the night.
"Hey, can I crash in here for the night? Raab pissed on my bed." Ryan startled me as I was almost asleep.
"Why did he piss on your bed? What did you do to him?" I ask looking into the darkest of the room since I couldn't see him.
"Nothing, he thought I'd be funny and I can't wash shit till we're done living in the 1800s."
"You know I don't care." I tell him co he crawls into bed next to me.
"Thank you. Goodnight."
The next morning I wake up hearing my dad yell for mom. "Our alarm is going off." I groan slowly sitting up while Ryan hides his face in my pillow. "Come on, get up." I pat his back before getting out of bed.
"Can I just swap beds with you? I like sleeping in here." He rolls onto his back as I look for clothes to wear for the day.
"I know. You come in all the time to just take a nap while I work, read, or watch tv." I go to my bathroom to change.
"Well it's fucking comfortable. I'm gonna go get dressed." I hear him leave.
When I was done I leave my room the same time Ryan, Raab, and Rake do to go see t what's going on. "Is he gonna make us sleep out there tonight?" I ask making the guys look at me.
"I hope not." Raab walks away first.
Outside we watch them set up and Bam starts a quiz with Raab about what year we're in right now but we couldn't help him. "Raab, we'll give you one more chance. What year was the Civil War?" Bam asks so I decided to help walking back some. I put my hands up and show him on my fingers.
"1860..." He get it right but Bam still shoves him.
"Cheater." Ryan walks over to me and leans down.
"You were last night."
"But I helped you down two flights of stairs." He hits my arm.
"And I helped Raab with a question."
He just stares at me, "Smartass."
"You love this smartass." I pat his chest walking away.
Finally Vito shows up bitching about everything and says he's leaving so he does on the horse buggy. "You know he took cannon ball, right?" I tell Bam.
"Don't worry it we'll get it back." He tells me and we wait for awhile before the guy comes back and Bam had him sit on the hummer act like the horse we're pulling it so we could go into town.
When we get to Antonio's we head inside to get the canon ball back. "You got the cannon ball, dude. We gotta take it back." I tell him.
"You owe my $500 for jumping in the pool." He tells Bam so Ryan and Raab grab his arms so we can get the ball. We struggle for it so I start to nicely slap his face and Bam gets the ball.
We all laugh leaving him and saying goodbye. "I'm shocked you helped by slapping him." Bam tells me. "You're finally letting lose and having fun with us." He cheers so the guys join him.
Back at the house and everyone was done setting up they decided to play some games getting tossed up into the air. "Anna is next." Ryan says after his turn pushing me forward.
"I can walk myself." I go get on and get tossed up the highest making me let out a squeak. Now when it was mom and dad's turn it was funny especially since to took many people to get dad up.
"Look who decided to show back up." I nod towards Vito for Bam so he goes over to him while I stay with Ryan. "Why are you staring at me?" I raise an eyebrow at him.
"I'm still not used to you with short hair." He reaches out to mess with it.
"In a bad or good way?"
"Good way. Haven't seen you with short hair in many years." He says making me laugh.
"Right, when we first met. I would have mom cut my hair at times but never this short." I smile nodding my head. "Yeah, that's many years."
The next morning when everyone was getting ready for the battle, I grabbed one of my notebooks out of the house going out to the abandoned tree top casino to get some free space. I did use it a lot to has creativity either designing new outfits or just writing lyrics down. It was something I decided to pick up again because I stopped when I moved away. I sit down on the floor flipping through the pagers and see a song I haven't touched since I moved way.
I was already missing Before the night I left Just me and my shadow and all of my regrets Who am I? Who am I? When I don't know myself Who am I? Who am I? Invisible
I lean back against and start to write down more lyrics.
Wasted days Dreaming of the times I know I can't get back It seems I just lost track Looking on As all of life's colors seem to fade to grey I just walked away
I was already missing Before the night I left Just me and your shadow and all of my regrets Who am I? Who am I? When I don't know myself Who am I? Who am I? Invisible
"AAAAHHHHH!" I let out a horrific scream bringing my knees closer to my chest putting my head down and cover my head as the wall beside me gets taken out by what I assume was the cannon ball.
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"Wait, was that Anna screaming?" Rake looks at Bam and everyone gets slightly worried.
"Has she been in the tree top casino the whole time?" Raab asks and looks back not seeing her up with Phil and April.
"Shit..." Bam takes off running with the guys following him.
"Anna!" Everyone starts to yell her name but she was still shocked and startled by what happened next to her to speak.
She was still in the same position when they guys got to the casino, "Anna, I didn't know it would hit here. I didn't even know you were over here." Bam bends down to her trying to comfort her as she was slightly shaking.
"Holy shit. That was close to her." Raab sees the big hole next to her.
"It took this tree down too." Bam gets up pointing it out leaving Anna alone.
"Really, gonna leave her?" Raab goes over to Anna as Ryan goes over to her too.
"You're okay. You can stop shaking now." Raab rubs her arm but she doesn't move.
"You put a cannon ball through your tree top casino already and almost killed your sister." April tells Bam who apologizes.
"It's okay. I know it was close to you." Ryan strokes her head. "It would scare the living shit out of me too." He tells her. "You ready to stand up?" He asks her so she lifts her head up finally.
"You made her cry, Bam." Raab says wiping her tears away.
"Raab put her stuff in her bag." Ryan says as he pulls Anna up so Raab does to help her out. Anna's hand grabs Ryan's still slightly shaking but Ryan didn't care. If it helps her he was okay with it then takes her bag from Raab to hold.
"Well, Fast Eddie's Tree Top Casino is ruined but at least we know the canon ball is real." Bam tells the camera.
"Lost again but it's real." Ryan adds making everyone laugh and it slightly makes Anna giggle, which he was happy he was helping shake off her shock from the ball going through the wall next to her.
"Who cares. Sorry again Anna. Victory party at Pirate Bar!" Bam yells to the crowd and they all cheer running back to the house.
"I feel so bad." Bam turns to Anna pulling her into a hug. "I really am sorry." He kisses her forehead before rushing to the zip-line.
"I'm sure this is important to you." Ryan holds her bag out to her so she takes it. "Come on, let's go. You don't have to celebrate with everyone. I'm sure you need to go change yourself." He jokes putting his hand out which earns him a shoulder punch.
"Not funny. But yes this is important to me so thanks." She puts the bag over her shoulder then takes his hand.
"I'm gonna do find the cannon ball." Vito tells everyone as he walks out to go look for it.
"Just keep walking straight dumbass!" Bam shouts from a distance.
"If you find it, Bam will give that $500!" Anna laughs at him.
"He'll never find it." Ryan chuckles.
"We're gonna go have fun in the Pirate bar with the electricity on!" Bam lets Vito know as the three start to walk back more.
"Keep on searching... it's like ten feet in front of you. Good luck!" Ryan adds.
"Just follow the broken trees!" Anna laughs swinging her arm with Ryan's as they walk.
When they get inside Ryan was shocked when Anna came back down after going to her room. "Drinking will help with my nerves." She gives him a smile making him smile too. "Oh, don't forget to clean you bed because you're not crashing in my room tonight."
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13 | That's enough
Series: Odds Together
Paring: Ryan Dunn x OFC Margera!
Word Count: 2k
Warnings: None
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"Anna, is in for one very ruin awakening. It's finally her turn for a hell marathon. 24 hours to see who can piss her off the best. Let's go." Bam tells the camera as the guys quietly laugh behind him.
They sneak into her room and set a stereo speaker carefully on the side of the bed where she wasn't sleeping on. "WAKE UP!" Bam screams into a microphone making Raab, Dico, and Dunn jump onto her bed.
"Get the hell out of my room." Anna groans sitting up shoving Dico, Raab, and Ryan off her bed.
"It's your turn for a marathon, Anna." Bam and everyone laughs as she glares at him. "24 hours to see who can piss you off the best. Starting now!" He shouts into the microphone.
Anna throws the blankets off of her grabbing Bam by the hair tugging him down then kicking him out. "Whose next?" She turns to the other three so they let themselves out.
"Anna's in for a surprise when she gets out of the shower. She has this blue shampoo she uses and well I decided to change that." Bam laughs standing outside of her room. "She's gonna lose it."
When Anna gets out of the shower she keeps her hair up in a towel to get dress. When she does go to dry it she sees her hair was now a dark midnight blue. She holds in her anger and dries her hair and puts it up in a ponytail.
"Now which one of you assholes did this?" She asks joining them downstairs.
"Like what you did with your hair." Bam laughs first so she knew it was him.
"Thank you but stay out of my bathroom." She smiles and as Ape comes in she gasps seeing Anna's hair.
"What happened to you?" She walks over touching her hair.
"Bam."
"It's Anna's marathon." Dunn adds making Ape complain because she hates them.
"I'll take you to work and fix your hair for you. Come on." April tells Anna so she follows her out of the house.
"So I know Anna a little more than the others and her own family. They don't know this but she has this little thing for certain things. Main example, her books, movies, and music had to be in a certain order. It bugs the shit out of her if they're messed up. She takes her time organizing these and no one but me notices this. So I'm gonna really mess it up. Trust me, she's gonna turn red." Ryan tells the camera as he mixes things around.
"See her movies are categorize by genres and franchises. You have your horror, musicals, animated, and crap." He points out.
"Now over here on her dresser is all her favorite makeup she wears... into the trash it goes." He uses his arm to sweep everything into the bucket.
"Theses skateboards and posters on the wall... have to be straight so we make them crooked. As I said it may not seem like a big deal but I know Anna." He chuckles to himself.
Meanwhile Dico decided to follow Ape and Anna to the hair salon to bug the shit out of her. Everyone knew Anna always tried to get space from them so he wasn't gonna let that happen.
"What's your plan?" Anna asks as her mom works on her hair to get the blue out and make it brown again.
"To bug you." He smiles.
"By starring at me?" I ask and he nods his head.
"And just talking nonstop." He starts to tell different stories as she gets her hair worked on.
"Do you want my to trim the dead ends?" Ape asks and Anna says yes. As April leaves for a secret Dico goes stands behind Anna.
"Dead ends are just this much right?" He grabs her hair to ask.
"Yes." She flips through the magazine in her lap waiting for her mom.
"Why not cut up to here?" He grabs the scissors cutting a big stand of hair short.
"Brandon!" Anna screams trying to see how short he cut it. She lets out a whine seeing how short he did it.
"Brandon really?" April comes back seeing Anna's hair. "You'll look great with short hair, baby." April tries to reassure her daughter and she starts to hair cut.

When they get home Anna sees her car painted and beat up laying upstairs down. "My car has always been off limits. What the hell?" She marches into the house making everyone stares at her hair.
"Nothing is off limits for all this. What happened to just fixing the color?" Bam asks holding a broken bracelet and a hammer.
"DiCamillo got a hold of the scissors. What's in your hand?" She walks over to him.
"Found this in your jewelry box in an envelope that said, whenever you miss me just wear this. I figured it was something from a stupid ex and you can't let go so I did it for you." He breaks it more.
"It wasn't from a stupid ex! It was from someone in LA! That was an expensive gift from the heart! That's all I have from that person! God, I hate you." Anna huffs walking up to her room to work some. "What are you throwing out the window?" She sees Raab.
"These random rocks in your dresser. Why do you even have them in here?" He throws them all out.
"Because I like to collect them. Damn it." She tugs the box from him to put the rocks back inside. As she leaves she notices her all the little things Dunn messed up making her face turn red. "DUNN REALLY! YOU KNOW HOW THAT SHIT BUGS ME!" She yells walking downstairs to go get her rocks back.
"We should do something with the Snow globes I found. There's a lot." Raab brings down the box.
"Yes, let's go play some baseball outside." Bam grabs it rushing outside with Dico and Raab.
"Wait! Anything but those!" Ryan runs after them because that's something really meaningful to Anna. He's even got most of them for her and those end up being her favorite. "Bam, please don't." Ryan's sees them pulling out one to throw. "I got her that one for a birthday gift." He sees one of his.
"Get her a new one." Bam says as it's thrown and he hits it with the bat.
"She's gonna kill me and I'm not even doing it." Ryan rubs his face.
As Anna picks up the last of her rocks she heads back but sees the guys breaking things and Ryan trying to get a box from Dico. As she narrows her eyes she sees what they were doing.
"STOP!" She screams running over to them. "You guys really go through all of my shit? Knock it off! It's not funny! Stop it!" She watches them keep breaking more.
"It's just snow globes." Raab laughs catching her number one favorite.
"Not that one! Please." She begs him. "I'm begging you not that one! Raab! Chris! Christian!" She tries to get him to listen to her.
"Okay, y'all pissed her off stop now." Ryan finally gets the box from Dico.
Raab just laughs throwing it to Bam who hits it calling out home run. Anna runs over to the broken globe and picks up the bigger piece trying not to cry in front of everyone to see.
Her favorite one was one of the many Ryan got for her. This one in particular was the one he got to try to cheer her up after the whole thing with her ex and the football team. It was the enchanted rose from Beauty and the Beast. Ryan told her the gift was symbol of their friendship that would last forever since it could never die in this case. He'd always be there for her no matter what.
Ryan walks over to her with the box with the rest of the globes. "Don't touch me." She says through her teeth so he sets the box next to her. "Whose idea was this?" She looks at Ryan upset.
"Raab brought the box down but it was Bam's idea. I tried to get it back." He explains as she stands up with the boxes.
"Here. Since you love to mess up everything meaningful to me." She drops the boxes at Bam's feet walking back towards the house not caring anymore.
"Sorry, but I'm not letting you do that." Ryan picks up both boxes. "Unlike you, I know how special these are to her." He goes towards the house. Not wanting to bug Anna more he takes them to his room putting them in his closet. If he listened close enough he could hear her crying in her room cursing to herself as she fixes what he did to her room.
"Fuck it." He goes over to her room. "I knew how to mess with you in a decent way." He straightens the things on the wall as the camera crew comes in.
Anna looks at them annoyed but ignores them. "Decent? You did something that iches part of my brain. Something only you knew that makes me annoyed." She eyes him fixing things.
"Your face turned read though right?" He asks with a smile.
"Yes, it did you asshole." She said so he goes to his room real quick to get her stuff.
"I wouldn't let you let him do whatever with these." He places the boxes in her closet now.
"You're the best." She give his a smile then stops when Bam calls her name. "Kill me." She leaves with Ryan following her.
As she looks down she sees him holding her sketchbook with designs for work. "Give me that now." She rushes down the stairs fast as she sees the fireplace was lit.
"This is what you do during your free time? You need to do something more useful like cleaning up our messes."
"Bam. I think your sister has had enough." April tells him as everyone watches them.
"Bam, okay you win. Just give me that. It's important to me. It's something I do for on the side for work." Her heart starts to race because that's something she puts a lot of work into.
"That's the stupidest lie ever." He tossing it into the fire making Anna lose it.
"THAT'S IT! BRANDON COLE MARGERA! I'M GONNA KILL YOU!" She rushes towards him so he runs away laughing at her.
"It's just a stupid book. I'll buy you a new one. I'll buy you the stupid same snow globe and a better car." He gets behind something to keep the distance from her.
"It's not a stupid book! I put so much time into those designs for work. Yeah, I have a stupid job! My stupid rocks aren't stupid to me! My stupid snow globes are stupid to me! And of course you say can just buy me a new one! If I had money like you, I'd pay not to be related to you! I'd pay you to leave me alone!" Anna throws a pool ball at him and he ducks. "I fucking done with you and your bullshit." She goes up to her room locking the door since she got Glomb to put a doorknob with a lock on it finally.
Everyone stays quiet for a few minutes after Anna left the room. "She didn't mean it. She's just really upset." April tells Bam.
"No, she meant that." Ryan speaks up so they look at him. "When you mess with Ape, Phil, and Don Vito, it's small things that aren't that meaningful to them. These literal small things were really meaningful to her. You, hell all of you, would know that if you actually spent quality time with her. Those stupid rocks she finds actually make her happy. The reason she keeps certain rocks it's because when she having a good time with someone. She finds one she likes to remember the day if it was special enough. Most of the snow globes you broke were ones I got for her birthdays, whenever she was upset, or just because I wanted to make her day." He sighs leaving going to his room.
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12 | Fixing up cars together
Series: Odds Together
Paring: Ryan Dunn x OFC Margera!
Word Count: 1.7k
Warnings: None
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"Aren't you tired of fucking up Vito's cars and buying him new ones." I see them tearing apart his new one stretching it across the yard.
"I have money." Bam keeps his answer short and simple.
"I know... You wreak and spend like you have an endless bank account. Must be nice." I sigh. "Why aren't you helping?" I see Ryan just sitting and watching.
"I bet it won't make it. What do you think?"
"I don't think it will." I agree looking at it.
"So it's us vs you two. But we do need your help now, Dunn." Bam tell him so he gets up to help so I take his seat to watch.
"Didn't you just get this for Don Vito? What the hell you doing to it?" Dad comes out. "Bam, everyday he's gotta drive something different. It's getting to him." Dad tells him and they get him to wreak the car too.
"Did he have any clue what you just did to his car?" Rake comes out too to see most of it apart so Bam shhes him.
I was shocked the car actually stretch across the whole yard. "You know what this means. Dunn, Anna you two lose. That means you gotta go tell Don Vito." Bam tells us making Raab laugh.
"How close we gotta be to tell him?" Ryan asks.
"Face to face. But we'll come with you to see you guys get choked out."
"Yeah. Let's do that." Ryan says so we all go back to the house.
Vito of course gets pissed and grabs Ryan so I tell I'm dad, "Dad helped them do it." He starts to do his rambling which none of us understand till Bam tells him let's go get a new car for him.
I some how get dragged along to go look with them. "These cars are so cheap, let's just buy all of them." Bam makes us look at him.
"Why the hell would you buy all of these?" Ryan and I ask at the same time.
"We have 14 acres. I can figure something out." He says making me actually hate him on the inside with how he uses his money.
"Anna, you coming with us?" Ryan waves his hand in front of my face.
"I'm gonna wait here." I lean to rest against the hood of the car.
I mean Bam can do whatever he wants with his money but it still annoyed me. He doesn't care how he spends it. Hell, I would do the same if I had money like him but since I don't I just complain to myself. I made my money writing for a fashion magazine and send in designs I come up with. It didn't pay a lot at all but it was still money.
The guys come back putting shit in the back for Vito's new car so I shake my head at them. Dico and Raab then run across the street to get a fish to put in the back of the car.
Everyone drives back in the new cars to I drive Bam's back leaving first. When we get home I see Bam stop making all the cars hit each other. "And I'm related to that." I get out of his vehicle.
Bam decides to have a crash derby with the other cars and it of course didn't surprise me. I called he would fuck them up.
Around ten o'clock Ryan just comes into my room. "I gotta put up a please knock sign. At some point someone, you because you're the only person who lets themselves in, is gonna walk in on me changing. What do you what?"
"What are your plans for tomorrow?" He jumps onto my bed.
"Get annoyed by y'all and question why me." I give him a smile.
"Great so you can come watch me and some guys work on the cars for the derby."
"Why would I wanna watch you work on cars?" I set my book to the side.
"Because guys working on cars are considered hot... so I hear." He says making me laugh.
"And you heard this where?" I tilt my head.
"Girls..."
"Okay. Now what makes you think I would find you hot working on a car?" I can't help but laugh.
"Because you think that already." He says making me let out a loud ha.
"And what makes you think that?" I cross my arms shaking my head at him.
"Well earlier you were watching me take the car apart."
"I was watching everyone so don't make it seem like you're the special one." I get up to put my book away.
"You know a drunk you spills a lot." He said making me spin around to face him.
"Are you gonna tell me what I told you?" I start to get nervous fidgeting with my fingers behind my back.
"Just that you like watching me work on things." He smiles.
"I didn't say that. What did I really say Dunn?" I get serious.
"That's want you really told me." He starts to chuckle making my heart starts to race because I don't believe him. "Are you tearing up? I'm just messing around with you, Bels." He walks towards me back I back away.
"If I did tell you something serious... You would've talked to me about it right?" I blink a tear out. He looks down stepping back putting his hands in his pockets. "Dunn..."
"Yeah, if you did I would talk to you about it but you didn't. You don't have to panic about anything." He says softly. "You don't have to come with me tomorrow if you don't want to." He leaves my room.
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The next morning I wake up and go to Ryan's room to see him still sleeping. I walk over and lay on top of his back since he was sleeping in his stomach again, "Get off me." He groans.
"I get ready to go watch you help with the cars but if you're just gonna sleep in longer... I'll just stay home and find something better to do." I rest my chin on his shoulder. He starts to move so I roll off him to his side, "Come on sleepy head." I poke at him.
"I'm getting up." He slaps my hand away getting up.
"I'll be waiting." I leave his room going downstairs.
After a few trips and stuff we finally get all the cars dropped off to get fixed up for the derby. "Okay, step one is to remove dangerous glass. Watch how it's done. But stand right here." He places me in a spot then looks at the camera not wackinh the taillight accurately.
"I think I regret this. You're gonna drive me insane."
"Then the perfect job for you is to take your anger out on the windows." He hands me something to break them with. "Let it all out." He pats my back. With one swing I break the a window. "I expected at least two swings. You got some issues."
When I was done I watch them remove a back window shield. "I got it." Ryan tells the dude them drops it on purpose making glass go everywhere.
"God damn it, Dunn." I hiss as a tiny piece hits my face.
"Let me see." He comes over grabbing my chin looking at my left cheekbone. "It's just a little cut." He cups my face then kisses the cut, "There it's all better now." I place my hand on his chest pushing him away from me.
"Knock it off, idiot." I say making him laugh taking his jacket off.
"Step two; Improve Aerodynamics." He hands me a hammer as he gets two. "Like beating up meat." He smiles and I chuckle at him as he starts so I just watch him. As he swings to get where the antenna is supposed to go, he misses hitting his knee. The sound he lets out makes me giggle at him. "Your turn to make it better." He turns to face me putting his knee out towards.
I roll my eyes leans down to kiss his knee, "There all better now." I smile before beating up the car with with.
After hours of watching and helping from time to time, Ryan and I head home. "So did you have fun today?" He asks as he drives us.
"Yeah." I nod my head.
"I like when it's just the two of us." He says making me look over at him.
"You do?"
"Yeah." He puts his and on my knee giving it a squeeze.
"Put your hand back in the wheel." I pick it up moving it back towards the wheel. "You scare me enough when you drive with two hands. You driving with one is gonna give me a heart attack." I say making him laugh.
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"Who do want to win?" Ryan sneaks up behind me.
"I don't really care so sorry to burst your bubble of you wanting me to say you." I look back at him.
"Can you at least lie to me?" He moves to stand next to me.
"I want you to win." I grab onto his arm is a dramatic way.
"I know you're a better actor than that but I'll take it. What do I get if I last longer than Bam?"
"I'm sure Bam will get out first because he'll fuck himself up. Now go get in your car." I shove him away.
Bam's tank went out first, as I thought, so he got out to take Vito's car to go back in making Dunn's car go out. Third was Raab then technically Vito won because Glomb went out of bounds.
"Told you Bam would go out first." I walk over to Ryan.
"I can't believe Vito technically won." He shakes his head.
"I know. Also here. This is what you get for lasting longer than Bam." I kiss his cheek. "Oh and to boost your ego. You look great working on cars. The girls were right." I laugh walking away.
#jackass#johnny knoxville#ryan dunn#bam margera#steve o#chris pontius#wee man#dave england#ehren mcghehey#preston lacy#jeff tremaine#spike jonze#jackass 2#jackass 3d#jackass forever#viva la bam#cky crew#Brandon DiCamillo#Chris Raab#Edward Webb#rake yohn#raab himself#ryan dunn ff#ryan dunn imagine
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11 | Don't remember anything
Series: Odds Together
Paring: Ryan Dunn x OFC Margera!
Word Count: 2.3k
Warnings: None
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"We need to get you a guy." Jenn tells me as we sit on the couch together.
"Why randomly say that?" I ask confused.
"Because you need one." She laughs.
"No I don't."
"Yes, you do. You gotta meet a guy outside these idiots" she laughs.
"Oh my god, what's that?" Mom says making me and Jenn go stand by her to see what the guys were doing. We watch the guys pull down a tree making Jenn and Mom shout while I go outside.
"You know this is the opposite of Arbor Day, right?" I shout joining them.
"Just let us do what we want." Ryan wraps his arms around me shaking me as mom comes out going off on Bam.
"I don't care what you do. I was just saying this is the opposite of what the day means." I throw his arms off me as the others go get Vito's keys.
"You know trying to teach us will fail." He pats my back.
"I'm not trying to teach you guys. I'm just..." Ryan staring at me with a small smile makes me shut up. "I'm done talking to you." I walk away from him causing him to laugh at me.
Soon Bam had Vito's car hooked up and pulled up to test the tree. Vito of course goes on a rant making the guys laugh. "Never mention a holiday again. Please April." Vito tells her as I go back to the house.
"What do think about going out trying to find some guys in a bar for you?" Jenn walks into my room.
"Will you drop it if I say yes and you see it's a complete waste of time?" I look over at her.
"Yes. Now I find something for you to wear." She goes to my closet. "Here's your outfit. You have to wear in order to keep our deal." She lays it out on my bed.
"You're kidding right?" I look to see she picked an outfit Rabb got when I first moved back from that dumb competition Bam made to help me fill my clothes with new clothes.
"Nope. Get ready because I'm gonna go get ready." She leaves me alone.

"You know this jacket isn't gonna-, oh I thought you were Jenn." I see Ryan enter my room eyeing my outfit.
"Where the hell are you going dressed like that?"
"Jenn is forcing me to go to a bar to meet guys." I flop down on my chair.
"Meet guys? Why?"
"She said I need a guy because I just need one. I need to meet guys outside you idiots." I explain to him.
"Dressed like that you're gonna get creeps or make people who know the lies believe them more." Ryan's says making me agree with him.
"Yes! That's why I don't wanna wear this. Plus it's kinda cold out at night." I pout as Jenn comes in saying it's time to go.
As we walk downstairs Bam stops us dead in our tracks. "What are you wearing? You aren't going out like that. Go change." He points back up to my room.
"I picked it and she's wearing it." Jenn tells him so he looks at her. "She needs to get out there and mingle with some guys."
"No she doesn't." Bam and the rest of the guys say at the same time.
"Yes, she does. You really want her to end up with one of your friends? Because that's gonna happen if she doesn't meet new guys. She's gonna lose her mind and just settle for one of them." Jenn crosses her arms.
"That's rude." Ryan crosses his arms.
"But still dressed like that?" Bam motions to me.
"You would be fine if it was me or some other girl wearing it." Jenn tells him.
"Anna is my sister... My baby sister."
"By a few hours." She tells him.
"Nine hours. She came out on the next day... which means my baby sister." Bam corrects her.
"I don't care. We're leaving." She grabs my hand dragging me with her.
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Most of the night was a terrible a fail with guy after guy Jenn tried to find for Anna. To get through them faster Anna just kept drinking and drinking till she couldn't really understand what was coming out of their mouths.
"That's funny." She laughs then asks for another drink.
"My dead fish is funny?" The guy asks her so she nods her head.
"Wait, you were talking about a dead fish? When did that conversation start?" She understands that part.
"When you said your brother and his friends are like owning a pet." He tells her.
"So you started to talk about a dead fish? Was a sad story supposed to help you get some tonight? Am I supposed to feel bad?"
"Technically it works so?" He asks making Anna laugh.
"You're not my type." She smiles as Ryan shows up taping on her shoulder. Jenn had called Bam saying Anna refuses to leave the bar, so he left and took Ryan to help with her. "He's not my type either but he is at the same time. What are you doing here?"
"Jenn said you won't leave the bar so Bam and I came to get you." Ryan tells her.
"I don't wanna leave though. Not because I want to keep meeting boring guys that want to hook up, but because I really like this drink." Anna smiles at her glass.
Ryan sighs and looks at the guy, "You heard her getting going." He motions for the guy to leave.
"She's a bitch anyways." The guy leaves.
"She's not a bitch!" Ryan shouts at him before turning to Anna asking for another drink. "No, she's done for the night." Ryan stops the bartender.
"Ry, don't tell Bam but I've been using his card for drinks." Anna giggles.
"You're so drunk." He shakes his head at her.
"And you're so cute." She pokes at his chest.
"Time to go home and go to bed." He helps her up and walks them to Bam and Jenn and they all head home.
Back at the house Ryan and Bam take Anna to her room. "Bam get out of my room." She whines taking off her jacket.
"I trust my best friend not to do anything with my drunk sister. Raab is a different story, I saw how he was eyeing her earlier. Practically undressed her in his mind." Bam leaves the room.
"I don't understand why everyone makes it seem like a bad idea with me ending up with one of you idiots." Anna gets undressed making Ryan turn away from her. "You guys at least understand and know me. Plus respect me." Anna puts her night clothes on then walks over to Ryan. "You get what I mean?"
"Yes. Now let's get you in bed." He walks her to bed helping her get in it.
"Wanna know a secret?" She pats part of the bed for him to sit down so he does. "You wanna know what the third reason was... Why I left?" She asks him.
"What's that?" He asks.
"You."
"Me?" He asks confused.
"Yes, you. Ryan Matthew Dunn."
"Why?" He wants to know.
"Because of your dumb green eyes, that stupid smile and laugh of yours, the way you care about me, the way you make me feel especially when it's just the two of us hanging out. I just had to leave. It wasn't right because you're Bam's best friend and I knew it wasn't the same for you. Now I wish I could leave all over again." She explains everything to him as he just sits there taking in her words.
"You wanna leave again..."
"I don't want that." She sighs.
"I don't want that either. I want you to st-," She cuts Ryan off placing her lips on his. He wanted to kiss her back but not when she was in this condition where she wouldn't remember any of this. "Get some rest Anna." He leaves her room.
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I woke with a killer headache not remembering anything after ordering the same drink over and over to zone out from the guys Jenn kept finding for me.
"Look whose up." Jenn laughs at me as I get some water.
"How did you get me home?" I ask rubbing my eyes.
"I called Bam so him and Dunn came to force you to come home. You just loved that drink and turns out you're never getting a guy from this town." She laughs leaving me alone.
I head outside to see what the guys were doing and to help me get over my hangover. "Sleeping beauty is up." Bam puts his arm around my shoulder kissing the side of my head.
"Thank you two for helping out with me." I tell him and Ryan.
"It was mostly Ryan. He got you to leave the bar then helped you to bed." Bam pushes me towards him.
"I know I can always count on you." I smile giving him a hug.
"Do you even remember getting home?" He asks me.
"I don't remember anything after a few drinks. Nothing at all it's all blank to me. I didn't embarrass myself did I?" I get worried.
"No, you just made sure you'll never get a guy in this town. The last dude you laughed about his dead fish." He tells me.
"Damn..."
"Hey let's try that zip line thing." Glomb says so they test it out.
"Geez. That's how we stop." Ryan says as we watch the log hit the tree.
"Let's test this thing out." Bam tells Glomb as we go up in the tree top casino.
"The zip line?" Glomb asks.
"Dunn, you'll be the test pilot." Bam smacks his butt.
"What? I'm not your Guinea pig. Geez... Can we at try something first?" He asks so we do watermelons but when we run out Ryan goes and it works.
Soon the wrestlers were here and Vito got them fight g in the pirate bar making mom scared. I laugh when mom starts to slap Ryan and Bam with the gloves and when they attack her too.
"Are you laughing?" Bam walks towards me.
"Don't you dare." I back away only to get hit by Ryan on the butt. "Dunn!" I turn to smack him with my hand so Bam gets me now and they start to attack me like they did with mom till they had their laugh.
"I hear the speed dating was bad but you loved the drinks." Raab sits with me in the living room.
"I don't remember shit from last night."
"So you were really drunk. Man I should of been there. Maybe you would have kissed me." He jokes around.
"I probably would have which is scary." I think about it.
"It wouldn't be that bad. I've kissed you when you were sober."
"You kissed me... I didn't kiss you." I make that clear.
"You're telling me you wouldn't kiss me again? I'm hurt." He puts his hand on his chest.
"If I kiss you will you be happy and over it?" I ask rolling my eyes.
"Yes." I lean over giving him a kiss wanting to keep it sort but he grabs my face holding me there to kiss me back.
"Oh no!" Jenn sees us so I pull away.
"It was just to shut him up." I get up walking to her.
"What are you no-ing about?" Everyone comes up from the pirate bar so I look at Jenn.
"Her and Raab were kissing." I huff.
"WHAT!" Bam yells.
"It was to shut him up that's it."
"It was. I was taking about the time I kissed her when I had too much to drink and I said she would never kiss me so she did." Raab tries to help but really it made Bam more wild.
"I thought it was clear no stuff with my sister? She's a friend to you guys only." He tells them making me look away embarrassed and I see Ryan looking at me.
"Bam, I get it but it was a dumb kiss. And hate to burst your bubble more... But I've been or have kissed each of your friends at least once. Get over." I leave the room.
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Bam blinks slowly turning his head towards Ryan since really that's the only person he truly cares about. Ryan sees the look in his eyes, "It was at Mardi Gras when you told me to go find her. It was only because this random creep was making her uncomfortable and I wanted to get him away from her. So I faked I was her boyfriend but it was just a small little peck that's it. Nothing serious nor meant anything." Ryan explains but lies.
What he didn't know was that Anna had her door cracked and was listening to what was going on. It actually hurt but she wasn't surprised. She was just a friend and Bam's sister.
The next day when the tree top casino was ready and open Anna decided to stay in her room not wanting to be there. She didn't want to see Duun, didn't want to see Bam, and didn't want to see Raab. She actually hated to admit she did have a small crush on Raab but she was falling for Dunn all over. Fuck she still had a thing for Johnny, who she still had no idea how he hasn't found out about who she was. But then she wondered if he did and just didn't want to talk to her anymore.
"Maybe I'm not meant for dating at all. They never turn out good anyways. I'm doomed to be alone." She talks to herself in the pitch black of her room.
#jackass#johnny knoxville#ryan dunn#bam margera#steve o#chris pontius#wee man#dave england#ehren mcghehey#preston lacy#jeff tremaine#spike jonze#jackass 2#jackass 3d#jackass forever#viva la bam#cky crew#Brandon DiCamillo#Chris Raab#Edward Webb#rake yohn#raab himself#ryan dunn ff#ryan dunn imagine
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9 | Redecorating
Series: Odds Together
Paring: Ryan Dunn x OFC Margera!
Word Count: 2.3k
Warnings: None
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"We picked the perfect house!" Bam comes back after looking for a new house.
"I just want to say this... You break or lose any of my shit... I swear Bam. Mess with mom's and dad's shit I don't care but me." I stare him down.
"You heard her. Careful with her shit." Bam tells everyone as I go upstairs to pack things nicely.
"Need help?" Ryan walks into my room.
"To carry shit to my car, yes. I don't trust any of y'all with things important to me. Well, when I mean y'all I mean all of y'all together. You alone, I kinda trust more than you with them. If you get what I mean." I laugh at my rambling trying to explain myself.
"I get what you mean, Bels. I know your movies are one thing that's really important to you. Your snow globes you collect that not a lot of people know about. Certain rocks you find and like to keep." He laughs at me as I hand him a box.
"Then be careful taking this box to my car. It's got my globes and rocks." I pat his shoulder and he leaves as I grab my box of CDs following him out. He helps me put boxes and bags in my car till he was needed for other shit.
When Raab gets here with the truck I just watch them break everything. "Now you see why I put my stuff in my car." I tell the camera as it pans to me watching them.
"Hey, can you give me the address so I can get a head-start?" I walk over to Bam so he tells me.
"I'm only telling you so you can have first pick of a room. I'll be a nice brother about that so you don't get stuck with the worst room." He says making me hug him.
"I love you." I run over to my car.
"Key!" Bam yells tossing me the key and I catch it.
When I get to the new house I really liked it from the outside and liked it more inside. I look around before deciding the room I wanted. Out of 8 rooms 3 had their own bathrooms, so I of course took one with my own bathroom. Plus it was a good size for me and my stuff with a nice size walk in closet.
As the rest show up I hear the guys running so I stand at my open door say so they know I called this on.
"Yours is nice." Ryan whines before going to check out other rooms before picking the room next to mine. "Sup neighbor." He smiles at his door way.
"Hello." I laugh at him.
While everyone was taking on the second level, I hear mom say Jess's name making me run out of my room.
"Jess!" I shout running down the stairs almost but catch myself on Bam.
"There's the baby!" He wraps his arms around me as I hug him.
"It's good to see you but I have to fix my room." I say making my way outside.
As I was carrying a box in all the guys walk out. "Hey, help Ape and Phil's move in and paint stuff. We're going to Amsterdam." Bam tells me.
"What?" I stop walking.
"Have fun." He pats my back.
"You know he's a terrible son so you make up being the Platinum daughter." Ryan gives me a smile.
"I'm not going to do anything because he's going to end up redoing everything mom does. I'm not wasting my time." I tell him.
"You know your brother better than Ape knows her son." He laughs.
"Just go catch y'all's stupid plane." I walk past him going in.
"Annabelle, come help your mother and me!" My dad yells for me.
"I'm gonna pass this once because he's going to redo everything when he gets back. Come on, you've got to know that. He said it was his place so he's going to make it gothic." I lean out and down.
"Just help us!" My mom calls out.
"I'm busy fixing my room!" I go back into my room.
"Thank you for taking me to get a new bed. You're the only person I know who could help me." I tell Glomb as he drives.
"It's not trouble for me. I wasn't doing anything that's why I said yes to you. I was thinking we get more than just a bed. Get some other furniture as well. So it can fit whatever theme you paint your room."
"Sounds great." I smile.
After all the shopping and going back fixing up my room we made it look great. "I think this is the most girly thing I've ever done. Buying, putting together, and moving things around." He crosses his arms looking at the finished look.
"Well I'm a girl, and you were doing something for me... a girl." I laugh at him. "Thank you, again." I give him a side hug.
"No problem. See you whenever Bam calls me back over." He laughs leaving.

"Hey guys." I hear mom so I come out of no my room and look down at them.
Bam of course complains then starts reck everything making the rest join as I laugh at mom losing it. "Guess who's gonna go out the window next?" She says walking towards Ryan.
"Don't throw him out. He one of the few people I call a friend." I shout out as she kicks his butt.
"New house, new rules. We're burning it all!" Bam shouts.
"Just leave my finished room alone." I laugh making him run up to me.
"Finished?" He walks into my room and eyes the room. "I approve the shade of purple. Black carpet is good. I can get over the white parts. How did you do all this alone?" He faces me.
"I called Glomb to take me shopping for a new bed and he suggested to get other furniture for the room too."
"It's very you." Ryan walks into my room. "I expected a lighter purple though." He laughs.
"I hate light color walls especially with bright light. Dark makes me feel more comfortable." I explain.
"Dunn, look. It's the three of us." Bam looks at my picture on my bedside table.
"We mean that much to you?" Dunn wraps his arms around me.
"Don't get too cocky. Let's go burn the shit you threw out." I head out first with them following me.
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I hear racket over in Dunn's room waking me up. I start to hear him shout for help so I get up.
When I open the door as far as it would go I see his bed flipped upside down. "You fuckers get me out of here." He tells me.
"Why I gotta be a fucker?" I yawn.
"Anna, help me out. I can't get out because of the saran wrap around me." I watch the bed move.
"Let me go get my scissors. I'll be right back." I grab them off my desk then go back to his room going around the bed bending down to look at him underneath it. "You look comfy to me." I joke with him.
"Just get me out please." He huffs so I work at the wrap then help him crawl out. "Thank you." He stands up.
"No problem. Let's flip your bed back." I get on the other side to help. Once it was up right the camera guy leaves us.
"You're lucky they can't flip your bed." He says pushing the bed against the wall as I pick up the pillows.
"I'd murder them in cold blood." I put the pillows back on the bed as he pulled the wrapping off rolling it up into a ball.
"I don't wanna have to go visit you in prison." He laughs as I sit down on his bed. "Did them messing with me wake you up?"
"Yeah. I heard you yelling so I came to see what happened." I lay back.
"That's what good friends do." He falls onto of me making me roll him off me.
"Bam is a good friend. He lets you stay here for free. Now I'm gonna go get dressed for the day and do whatever." I get off his bed leaving the room.
"What happened to you?" I ask seeing mom covered in mud as she comes back into the house from going to Bam and Ryan outside.
"Yeah, what the heck?" Raab asks.
"These two assees..." We all laugh at her for calling them that as she explains what happened.
The plan was to finish up the pirate bar and other rooms for Slayer to stay of since they were coming tomorrow.
"Anna-," I cut Ryan off with yelling.
"No passing that doorway when you are covered in mud!" I rush over placing a hand on his chest walking him backwards shutting my door behind me.
"Sorry." He puts his hands up as I keep making him walk downstairs far from the room.
"Can you make one room black?" Ryan asks my mom.
"No." She tells him.
"Slayer would like black." I tell her.
"No! Who wants to live in purgatory?" She gets louder and Ryan raises his hand making me laugh.
"Slayer!" Bam shouts.
All the guys do all the hard stuff while I just help Mom paint. "Have you got yourself a date to the party?" She asks as our backs face each other.
"Really?" I laugh at her getting more green paint. "Me have a date? I don't even know guys outside of Bam's friends. Everyone my age in West Chester knows the fake rumors. No one wants to go in a date with me."
"How's painting?" Bam joins us having a conversation with mom.
"I like heavy metal." She tells him.
"Well this is heavy metal." He tries to get her to understand.
"I love heavy metal." She says making me giggle as he tries to explain how heavy it is.
"Heavier than Metallica?" She asks so we say yes. "Def Leopard. My favorite." She tells the camera as I leave the room to go to the bathroom.
After my pee, I go down to check out how the guys are doing at Pirate Bar. "How is it coming along?" I ask walking up to Ryan's side.
"I have a boner." He smiles showing me the bone he was messing with.
"You have such a mature sense of humor." I shake my head at him.
"What we're you and mom talking about before I came in?" Bam joins us.
"She was asking if I have a date to the party. To which I laughed at because the only guys I talk to are in this house. Now I'm gonna be loser if y'all can somehow get Don Vito a date when I can't." I say going back to help mom.
Bam, Ryan, Dico, and Rake went out to go help Vito on his date and Raab asked me to help him paint things gold.
"Are you painting a bottle of Windex?" I laugh joining him.
"We don't have anything else good so I'll paint whatever gold." He laughs as I find something worth painting gold.
"What did you mean earlier saying you can't get a date for the party?"
"As I said the only guys I talk to are you guys. Everyone else in this town believes or is cautious about the lies." I explain to him.
"You know you always say only one person was on your side from the start but you had two. I was too."
"You never said you were." I stop painting.
"I thought you would know a friend believed you. Plus I knew how you felt talking about it. I didn't want to make you. I may be dumb but not all the time."
"Well thank you for always believing me." I give him a smile.
"I'll be your date for the party." He says making me raise an eyebrow at him. "So you can say you at least have a date and that you're not alone. You don't have to say yes."
"Sure." I nod my head
"What?" He asks.
"Yes, you can be my date and the other way around." I say making him get a big smile.
In four hours Slayer arrives and we were finished the little touches to the Pirate bar. Bam gets on Raab for painting random things gold. So I had to stand up for him saying we didn't have much, but I tried my best to find other things to paint gold too.
"I painted a rock gold so I did okay, right?" I pout at them.
"Yes, it's better than shaving cream." Ryan squirts it out then we celebrate for finishing up.
When Slayer does arrive we show them around the house. "You aren't looking forward to the party are you?" Ryan sits with me.
"I gotta make sure to keep random people out of my room. If you get what I mean." I give him a look.
The party wasn't that bad when I did hang out with everyone, Raab would stay by my side the entire time. Whenever someone, who I didn't know, would try to get me a drink, Raab would say he was my date.
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Photos of You **
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Tell Me •
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Going Up ** 🩻 🛒
In Charge **
Raab Himself
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