The Coffee Table (15): Farcical Horror That’s Blacker Than Black.
#onemannsmovies #filmreview of The Coffee Table. #thecoffeetable. A jet-black comedy horror that disturbs but impresses. 4/5.
A One Mann’s Movies review of “The Coffee Table” (2022).
Original title: La mesita del comedor.
In a world of bland Hollywood cookie-cutter horror films (“Baghead”, “Tarot”, “Imaginary”, yada, yada, yada…), “The Coffee Table” is refreshingly different. Gone are the jump scares. But it is far more horrific and tense than anything I’ve watched this year.
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"The Coffee Table"
This unrelenting, bleak domestic drama with a sinister streak is one of the darkest films I have ever seen.
I just watched one of the darkest films I have ever seen, and that’s “The Coffee Table,” an unrelenting and bleak domestic drama that takes an incredibly sinister turn. This film pushes the envelope with an in-your-face 180 degree turn, and it’s one that’s absolutely not for the faint of heart.
Jesus (David Pareja) is tired of his wife Maria (Estefanía de los Santos) always calling the shots.…
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This might be a long shot, but I just finished going through the old “Emissary Stiles” tag on the tag page, and I’m wondering if there happens to be any new fics based off some in the tag. I’m specifically looking for there to be some kind of supernatural convention, the Hale and McCall Packs to be separate, with the McCall Pack holding BH territory and being considered popular/badass and then Derek being super into Stiles? If there’s nothing new, then could you choose a tag/trope that you really love and update it?
I got emissary!stiles and werewolf con.
Convention by Riera Drabbles (rieraclaelin)
(1/1 I 100 I General)
Drabble based off the words evening, amuse, realize.
A Worthy Mate by Star_crossed02
(1/1 I 779 I Teen)
It was a boy. A beautiful, fussy-haired mess of hormonal energy and genuine enjoyment. His eyes were pools of molten lava as the sunlight fell upon him, his hair just begging to be ruffled and his neck was long, thin and inviting.
OR
The one where Derek gets jealous and finally pulls his head out of his ass.
Snake Oil And Mustard Seeds by AsagiStilinski
(1/1 I 1,201 I Teen)
Stiles has always wondered why some of his potions fail so spectacularly
Turns out, "Eye Of Newt" actually means "mustard seed", go figure! Boy is he going to have fun with this information
Indulgence by Inell
(1/1 I 2,500 I Explicit)
Derek and Stiles indulge in a mutual kink in a hotel corridor outside a crowded ballroom during a werewolf conference.
you in my bed by wulfnerd (nerdwrites)
(1/1 I 2,950 I Mature)
Stiles and Derek arrive at a special summit. There may be a little problem with their reservation.
Life has a Funny Way of Working by AJenno
(5/5 I 5,493 I Mature)
Stiles and Derek are in love okay? Like married/mated/forever together in love. They're great at communicating and always expressing themselves to each other. After all, it was a long road to get to where they are now so they're happy. And sometimes, life has a way of throwing obstacles at people. Now, life throws a particular obstacle in Derek and Stiles' way that they weren't expecting but hey, they know how to adapt. (Also there's a conference and Stiles is great at storytelling, especially with kids)
my best decision (has yet to be made) by only_one_word
(1/1 I 6,563 I Teen)
Stiles knows a couple things about Derek:
Derek doesn’t like to speak in full sentences in the morning
Similarly, he doesn’t like asking for help
Gods and Monsters by lavieboheme0919
(18/18 I 86,946 I Mature)
Derek and Stiles had a happy marriage and two kids. Derek was the Alpha of Beacon Hills and Stiles was his emissary, having gained vast control of magic through a rather dangerous means. One night, Derek has a moment of weakness and sleeps with a former flame. Stiles, in his drunken anger, does the same. Now their relationship is on the brink of an end. Both men still love each other, but the pain and lack of trust threaten to rip everything they've worked for to utter shreds. Meanwhile a dangerous force is looming. Can Stiles and Derek save their marriage while still trying to save the people of Beacon Hills?
run and hide by whiry
(36/36 I 174,966 I Teen)
"Unlike Derek, Stiles still remembers the first time they met. He remembers the confusion at the pull in his chest, tugging him to the boy with big ears and light eyes. He’d been in the grocery store with his mother and Derek with his, and they had all been minding their business, but Stiles had a niggling in the back of his head directing him toward Derek. And when their eyes met for the first time? Stiles’ heart about exploded. He remembers grabbing his chest and gasping and his mother running over and Derek’s mother running over. The boys didn’t even say anything, and poor Derek looked so confused, and Talia and Claudia simply looked at their boys, looked at each other, and immediately set up a time to meet. And that was how it started."
or, stiles and derek suck at being mates, a new threat comes to town, and stiles has to desperately try to save everything he's ever loved from total destruction all while trying to get through his sophomore year unscathed.
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THE COFFEE TABLE MOVIE review - A roller coaster ride of emotions that you won’t want to miss!
Director: Caye CasasWriters: Cristina Borobia and Caye CasasStarring: David Pareja, Estefanía de los Santos, Josep Maria Riera, Claudia Riera, and Eduardo AntuñaMovie Length: 1 hour 30 minutes
What it’s about: The Coffee Table is about a couple, Jesus and Maria, who appear to be in a rut with their marriage while dealing with their first and newborn child. When Jesus randomly decides to purchase…
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LA MESITA DEL COMEDOR
(Y EL DESTINO NOS VISITA)
País: España
Dirección: Caye Casas
Guion: Caye Casas, Cristina Borobia
Reparto: David Pareja, Estefania de los Santos, Claudia Riera, Josep Riera, Itziar Castro, Eduardo Antuña, Emilio Gaviria…
Fotografía: Alberto Morago
Alhena Production, Apocalipsis Producciones, La Charito Films
Sinopsis
María y Jesús acaban de ser padres, pero su relación de pareja no pasa…
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