#clempost

[calicokittys]

huge shoutout to the nurse who gave me my phone back basically immediately after i woke up from anaesthesia after getting my wisdom teeth removed

[vanguardvalentines]

Are sleepovers common with your f/os? What kinds of things happen when you do have them? wiiiith A.B.A.

hmmmm i dont! think a.b.a knows what a sleepover is which means I WILL HAVE TO TEACH HER!!!

you KNOW i would go all out for her and do her makeup, her nails and tell ALL the spooky stories. i think she'd be a little overwhelmed but happy she's getting the attention she deserves

[macaronichewtoyz]

GRAAHHHH PUT FAT PEOPLE IN YOUR FUCKING VIDEO GAMES GODDAMNING !!!!!!

[banneduser-ripcohost]

Spoils and the horrors below cut.

F@tT C/W, Twilight Mirage, PARTIZAN, PALISADE mentioned

One thing about Clementine is that she has always been a history nerd. She grew up with tales of princepts of old. She has a Favorite Battle in her Favorite War. Hilariously, she was given The Panther, a genuine artifacts of ancient history like a new jeep to fuck up on a weekend. You know, total nerd shit. The level of tactical genius she exercises is like the guy who knows a lot about something like The Battle of Agincort and expects you to believe they would known how to have done it like that or better.

So its funny to consider the fact that she as the Witch in Glass, can use perennial magic to bring back the dead, has ownership over the crown of glass and harnessed the power of the fUCKING iconoclasts is insane. But it's also concerning that this is lining up during a time when Stel Kesh itself has shown itself to be vulnerable to iconoclastic infiltration and is now one succession crisis away from total galactic instability. But most of all it's downright fucking terrifying that the tools to reunite the crown of glass (Palisade) with The Crown (Quire System) are both within the Twilight Mirage, WITHIN ARBIT.

Clementine is so dangerous. Or maybe, as Brnine would say, i dunno dw about it im sure it's fine.

[dhampling]

a clem for ur dash

[clemontics-activated]

Reposting the clemont server invite for anyone who may be interested.

https://discord.com/invite/2wNcXPAw

[luketaluketa]

final clempost of the season: anytime i see someone say "clementine is finally getting hers" or "she fucked around and is finding out" i realize for some people out there the worst thing that can happen to a character is being kind of sad or lonely

i also realize this thought is me taking fatt way too seriously

[veleitie1-winx]

Clemposting....with a bonus brother

[theworstcorpus]

shit wolfs got the right idea this is pretty fun

[incorrectwarframequotes]

Have you seen The Game Awards Twitch chat? Clempost central

Unfortunately I couldn’t watch it, since I’m at school, and also I didn’t know it was on... But it’s good to see the Warframe community loves its memes!

[calicokittys]

posting here/possibly moving from twitter makes me really nervous tbh i think i have unresolved trauma from being 12 on this website

[vanguardvalentines]

MY WIFE IS IN STRIIIIIIIVE RAAAAAAAAAAAAGH!!!!!1

[macaronichewtoyz]

I dont care if there’s no “signs” or “reasons” for a character to be trans. I know they’re trans because I had a vision. I see their true gender because I’m a seer.

[banneduser-ripcohost]

Characterizing The Crown of Glass: or How I Learned to Love the Fucked Up Slumber Party

clemposting and palisade partizan spoilers below the cut. Shout out to Rudy and the Boys

Given that we know the crown of glass to be one of the most heavily populated places on palisade as well as a party hangout destination for Millennium Break, WE know that Clementine isn't just insane when she mentioned the slumber party. She just totally flubbed the delivery. Rolled a 2 on Performance. Beefed it in front of the rival.

But she is totally right. She KNOWS what millennium break people get up to in the crown of glass. The benders, parties, the debauchery. She has eyes like, fucking everywhere now that I think about it. And she loves it because it's her little kingdom that these revolutionaries get to frolic in. It is the source of her pride and a microcosm of what she would do if... no... When she seizes Stel Kesh, and therefore, the principality(her thoughts).

Which is made all the more hilarious and horrifying that Millennium break, specifically the Blue Channel, gave her the key to unlock the power of the Iconoclasts. Is she grateful for this? Perhaps. But there's so little surviving information about the incredible beings of truths outside of Divinity that she's just gotta wing it and make a bunch of em and see what sticks. Hey that one looks like a squid doesn't it. Time passes, and Ope, Horrors walk the streets now. Axioms, we're pumping out Axioms now baybee. They all look hella weird when you're stumbling between bars drunk as fuck. Some of them are kinda cute like when the creepy kids in the horror movie draw fucked up shit. Eldritch doodles. Freddy fazbear. She thinks she's a goddamn genius with the kinds of iconoclastic beings she can make and fully control. Axioms, not so much but she can understand what they Do (they just Are).

Then when the opportunity arose to take the pride of Kesh. She seized it. But not only with iconoclasts. She also led The Armed Forces of the Crown, Millennium Break Joint Forces, and her very own personal squad (guess what she named it) to utterly vanquish the Whitestar fleet. Or maybe she just distracted the main fighting force long enough to sneak behind them and capture Lander One. I wonder where we've seen that gambit before.

So when she said slumber party she really did mean girl's night at the crown of glass. That's what it does best. She's flying Gucci there right now playing Barbie girl on the sound system. The sound system is The Kestrel’s internal vocal chamber by the way. It sings.

[calicokittys]

2day :)

[calicokittys]

i will be mean in the tags of every post about music on this website until people realize that it doesn’t make you special or quirky to only listen to music for theatre kids by the same 5 cis white guys that you decided was “music for trans people” <3