#clouters

[awesamcozy]

Man they should be worrying about all the absolute freaks quackity is currently associating himself with instead of this nonsense

[rawrampmag]

UGLY GUYS Still Rollin'

THE UGLY GUYS Still Rollin' #TheUglyGuys #ConquestMusic #RollingInTheDeep

The Southend-based country-rock quintet & weatherbeaten peddlers of British Appalachian style Americana, THE UGLY GUYS have released a new three track EP titled ‘Rolling in the Deep’ on the Conquest Music label. The EP’s impressive title track, a masterful country-tinged rendition of Adele’s celebrated 2011 international chart-topper, has been given a video release from The Ugly Guys. Listening…

[popiplant]

outerclassic pretty please blink blink

SIR YES SIR HERES YOUR CLOUTER

ooo u wanna see my playlist of them so baddd

[megaloserrr]

CLOUTER OR CLASSICERROR OR OR KUSTARD ORRR ORRRR AAUAHHFGGGHHHN

since i already drew classicerror........

[annoyangle]

BEWARE!

A FEW OF MY WORTHLESS AND LESS REPUTABLE OTHERDIMENSIONAL SELVES! LET ME KNOW IF YOU RUN INTO ANY OF THEM, THEY EITHER OWE ME MONEY, A FAVOR, OR THEIR VERY LIVES!!!

KRILL CIPHER

DRAWL COUGHER

BLOB DRIPPER

GLIB D. CIPHER

ILL COMMUNICIPHER

SHRILL HEIFER (RIP, SHE WAS DELICIOUS)

MAXELL HEADRUNES

MITE CHIGGER

GAS COOKER (WAIT THAT'S AN APPLIANCE. HOW DID THAT GET IN HERE?? GET OUTTA HERE!!)

LELAND PALMER

HOARY PLOTTER

"FRILLS" MCCHOPPER

SHILL CLOUTER

BOB BOBOBOBOB (FROM THE DIMENSION WHERE ONLY "B" AND "O" LETTERS EXIST AND MAN THAT PLACE STINKS!!)

[cerebrobullet]

Sharpe's Trafalgar Daily Book Report:

ah every time the ship temeraire is mentioned i just have to imagine a big black dragon flying over the water instead of the battleship oops 😅

*cornwell describes a ship battle with lots of technical terms for things* wow this is neat sounding! i wish i knew what literally any of these words meant! though to be fair i cannot ever picture what land battles look like either. people be talking about flanks and skirmish lines engagements dictated by landscapes and i am just sitting all ":D i dont get it but neato. pew pew! hope they win or do bad idk!"

i must say, cornwell has a really artistic way of describing violence and, well, gore lmao. he gets really painterly when talking about explosions and destruction. i like it! paints a nice kind of impressionist idea of a scene, but also zooms in for some nice details. like, the bit with the blood on deck, running towards sharpe. and he watches it tip with the waves until it reaches him where he stamps it out so it stops running. just seeing sharpe so focused on it, stuck with nothing he can do as he waits, but he isnt the type to just ignore the gore and let it continue either. good boy, soft baby boy.

oh :( poor grace tho. her sitting under the waterline, scraping at the wood and thinking about how sharpe as a kid must have felt like pulling apart the tarred ropes. makes me like her quite a bit, idk why. just such a small, personal thing for her care about, especially when she herself is scared. i hope she shoots her husband lol.

O____O d...did sir william just...s..shoot her i ... H..HEY CORNWELL... b.. back us up a bit here, maybe? dont leave me a cliffhanger like that hey what the fuck????

this battle is giving me immense anxiety!! im used to cornwell killing people off but ... but i really like these people damn it!

hey. cornwell. hey. hey i just wanna talk with you real quick. can i just talk with you, just real quick about if you plan to kill chase. just real quick bud. just a quick chat.

*beats fists on desk and chants "SHOOT YOUR HUSBAND" at grace*

YESSSSSSSSSS, GIRLBOSS MANSLAUGHTER. GET IT, GO MAKE SHARPE YOUR BOYTOY LIKE YOU WANTED TO

lmao at clouter picking up the body and staring straight at sharpe all

HHH well. i already know what happens to grace in the future, but yay still! quite a tidy end! i didnt lose my fave boys this time, two thumbs up!!

[thenighttrain]

I really think to a certain degree the concept of "fan boosts" should be a real thing where you can send in photographs and lists of your support of any artist to give you a level up to get even more of a shot to go to a show and defeat the bots and scammers and tiktok clouters making it impossible to even try (I saw within reasonable means because sometimes people are poor and can't afford everything but you know, proof you care about an artist already would be a good thing) does that make sense

yes it makes sense and i 100% agree, especially for an artist as huge as taylor who has suddenly gained lots of new fans. :( like it doesnt have to be merch but just like evidence of a fan account or spotify stats or something! even that would do!

[leezarttime]

i think a reason the tumblr exodus might not last is that it's a lot harder to be cloutbrained when you can't display your follower count. how many clouters will fumble and fall attempting to get bragging rights?

[hypexion]

It's the final return of the Akuma Tier List. Monarch finally had a good idea or two. I'd say it didn't help him in the end, but it sort of did.

Also some of these supervillains were created for goals other than getting the Miraculous, so they are probably being judged on their own metrics.

S Tier

Hoaxer, Ms. Sans-Culotte, Perfect Alliance

Two of these are already skating in the on different goals rule, but a win is a win. Sure, Hoaxer completed her own goals, rather than Monarch's, but she's still a perfect mind control akuma who only lost because she wanted to. Meanwhile, Ms. Sans-Culotte ironically helped Monarch dispose of a problematic mayor and install a new one. She also gets points for being the "Madame Guillotine" akuma, which I didn't think they'd actually do.

Then there's the Perfect Alliance plan, which leverages negative emotions to transform a signifigant portion of the world's population into soldiers for Monarch. It's the Catalyst plan on a global scale. Now this is supervillainy. It's incredibly effective, and only "fails" due to luck. Fighting the millions of Alliance users simply isn't possible, even if you remove some of the rings. Eventually, you'll make a mistake, and it's over. In many ways, being in the Agreste Mansion when things started saved Ladybug, since the relatively enclosed space reduced the number of Miraculised she had to fight at once. All in all, a very good plan.

A Tier

Darker Owl, Manipula, Safari, Gold Record, Queen Mayor, Nightormentor

A pile of good ideas, although less than before. Manipula is probably the weakest here, but she came with a whole army and performed pretty well. If only the power of Determination worked on wax. The rest all do something fairly dangerous, like "never miss (with paralysis arrows)" or "invisible killer robots". Nightormentor is down here because he technically didn't complete his goal of finding Adrien, and his second appearance gets folded into Perfect Alliance.

B Tier

Ikari Dozen, Pharaoh 2, Kikou, Riposte Prime, Vanisher 2, Matagi Gozen

This time around the B tier is split good ideas with bad execution, and bad ideas with good execution. Giving five powers at once is good, but making two of them defensive is a waste. Matagi Gozen is also dubious, wasting a slot on Clout instead of more useful ability. Meanwhile, Pharaoh could use his truth powers to get the heroes' identities, but he does not.

Riposte Prime and Vanisher are slightly weird in that they're specificly Anti-Marinette akumas. Riposte Prime traps her in a Shelter Sphere, which is not a long term solution, while Vanisher fails to frame her. Riposte is especially strange because it's not like Gabriel had a problem with her impaling his son.

C Tier

Glaciator IV, Reflecta EX, Bugfighter

The violence akumas that have nothing else going for them. Really, the big winner here is the Better Reflecta, who is finally dangerous for once. Meanwhile Glaciator returns again, without anything to make him even slightly effectual. Lots of Clouters are actually hazardous. One is not.

Oh and Bugfighter is the big loser under "reversed timelines count" rules since she just kept shrugging off the akuma. Like she could grab Cosmobug, but it didn't help.

D Tier

Sole Destroyer, Dark Humour

One last "akuma that makes the Miraculous irretriviable" for the road, eh? In theory she only existed so Monarch could do the ambush, but she also got defeated offscreen. Let's not count this as a Chloé akuma so that she can keep her streak of incredibly good akumatizations going. Dark Humour has the problem that a) he has the worst Miraculous power and b) there's no certainty that making Ladybug and Chat Noir jerks will make them easy pickings. Hell, Chat was already ready to catacylsm Dark Humour, and he might have still found it funny after getting hit.

F Tier

Ryukomuri

This is the kind of thing that makes me wonder if I need an even worse tier. Ryukomuri is literally incapable of acquiring the Miraculous. Oh, and Monarch's choice of akuma object could have been fatal to Kagami, which would have immediately turned Tomoe Tsurugi against him. At which point she would murder him and Monarch would inexplicably become a woman. Just a full round of WTFs here, since the outcome for Gabriel is that Kagami turns back and he gets no Miraculous, or Kagami dies and Tomoe kills him. And if he somehow manages to avoid Tomoe's wrath, Felix might do it a few days later anyway.

The overall meta-analysis is that I think over time, Gabriel produces better akumas. Not all of them are hits, but there does seem to be a general progression away from poor-quality combat akumas, and an increasing emphasis on nasty tricks and unusual tactics. This all converges in the Perfect Alliance, which combines mind control and mass akumatization to an almost crushingly effective degree.

If only he'd put all that effort into being a better person!

[mylespilling123]

Mini-Guide on Assistive Technology

Soft published today at #nasenlive2023 a mini guide to help SENCOs and teachers use Assistive Technology effectively and strategically. Written by Julia Clouter of Scanning Pens and myself . Proud of what we have achieved. Get your free copy athttps://nasen.org.uk/atminiguide.

[mylespilling]

Mini-Guide on Assistive Technology

Soft published today at #nasenlive2023 a mini guide to help SENCOs and teachers use Assistive Technology effectively and strategically. Written by Julia Clouter of Scanning Pens and myself . Proud of what we have achieved. Get your free copy athttps://nasen.org.uk/atminiguide.

[awesamcozy]

i'm not gonna put quackity neg in your inbox because i know you guys like him but i'm giving the anon who agreed with me a little kissy

I understand his clouterisms make him seem fake as fuck.... i understand.... take it from a longtime q stan.....

[plumedepoete]

De tactique - Daroca Mikael

De tactique – Daroca Mikael

Gifle du vent Hourra de joie Passe le désir But du jour. Déroulé offensif Remise en jeu Lieu des sens Rapport de terrain. Fin Lettre du match Passion d ’ entente L ’ attente frémit Dégonfle discussion. Geste des accueils Filets des agents Clouter le match Tableau du jour. Tremble. Des vies mêlées Moirées d ’ ombre Heures au vent Galopent de sens. Vagues de souffle Bercent l ’ atteinte Bleu de…

[megaloserrr]

clouter plinks cutely and dies

they're such losers its insane

[pattinsonsgurl]

Watching Clouter Banks and I’m dying that his dad who disappeared is David 😂

Also I thought it was pretty funny. Natalie calling Jason dad is a little cringey but in a funny way.

[logarto]

i dont know what clout is like i have the vague idea that its just popularity but like idk for sure

clout is a synonym for influence!