#cmon gang imagine the potential

[onepiece-polls]

One Piece Crack Ship War - Round 2 Side D

Franky x Blueno art by @flimflamfranky

Propaganda under the cut.

Bennhawk: cmon CMONNNNN the two pillars keeping shanks from fucking dying...... guard dog and prissy cat...... two very smart and sexy men who see each other with vast respect.... if you peruse the 7 fics they have on ao3 you will understand.... Please see the vision here.....

Bluenky: LISTEN…they have so much potential to be such an interesting ship. the friends to lovers to enemies of it all….just imagine. blueno is in water 7 running his bar, isolated from the others. and then franky comes in, and he’s weird and new and interesting. franky, on true mob boss fashion, ends up choosing blueno’s as his bar. blueno stocks cola for franky, gives him gossip, and points him to people for his gang/family. franky protects blueno’s from ruffians and pirates. they become friends. and then blueno sees franky with kokoro and they’re familiar with each and suddenly this is part of the Mission. blueno gets closer to franky, fishing for information. their relation turns flirtatious. franky gives blueno an excuse to do things he couldn’t before, try new things, as part of the Mission. he doesn’t think franky is Involved, so he lets his guard down. he’s a government spy after all, he doesn’t do feelings. he starts to fall in love. and the robin arrives. and franky is involved, the key to the whole thing. and blueno denies, denies, denies. it was all an act, he doesn’t have feelings, he is a tool of the government and nothing more. and franky is betrayed. blueno was his friend, maybe more, but the whole time he was a spy for the government, the thing franky hates more than anything. they’re taken to enies lobby. blueno, instead of fighting luffy, takes a key and goes after franky, for reasons he won’t, can’t, admit to himself. they fight. franky is hurt and so so angry and blueno is cold, calculating (and conflicted). the fight is intense and bloody, but franky wins. he gets the key. he asks, was any of it real? and blueno denies to the end. someday i will actually write this fic. also this makes their meeting in film red so fucking funny.

[fluffallamaful]

Hear me out, gummy Karl. He's got the swirl on his belly and it's definitely ticklish as heck. I imagine that in his gummy form Karl can't really talk, kind of like blob Dream. I can see his noodle limbs getting all curly when someone hits a spot he really enjoys. I also hc that Karl becomes gummy when he's very tired or very emotional.

Sad gummy Karl will always be the target of his fiancés finest cheer up tickles.

Angry gummy Karl just needs one tickly lap around his swirl to become giggly and cuddly again

Tired gummy Karl will all but literally melt into soft tickles for relaxation.

But also he loves to help his loves out. Quackity stressed from elections or work on LN? Gummy Karl will happily drape across his lap to be a squeaky stress relief. Sap angry or upset? Gummy Karl will be quick to playfully provoke him into a better mood once by wrecking Karl for being a pest.

But of course he can be mischievous too. Going into gummy form to annoy Quackity by being tall.

Messing up Saps training by cheating during sparring; wrapping his noodle self around him

Following the gang to watch manhunt and tripping Dream or the hunters.

Rearranging blocks on Foolish's builds

Following Punz around knowing the mercenary wants to be alone.

I think that gummy Karl has high potential as both ler and lee. He's a devious lil guy.

-Azure Giggles

okzhxghss i LOve the tickly swirrrlll :((( do you recon it’s fuzzy like his merch? like js it just fun to trace in general? and also AHhh the curly noodles arms absjx 😭 like twisting in on themselves when the ler hits a good spot.

(discussion below)

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i love the idea of sap and quackity finding gummy karl just all curled in on himself and mopey :(( like arms wrapped around himself twice for comfort :(( and they just scoop him up and ask him what’s wrong and be so gentle with him. it’s kinda cute that while all curled up like this, his swirl would be buried, and so there would have to be so much convincing to let them trace it which is just adorable.. like “Cmon Karl.. let us see your swirl..” all teasy and sweet

i for some reason also adore the image of sap and karl sparring and karl just being gummy and wrapping himself around sap like a big noodle monster. and then also adore sap being unable to fight back (coz karl’s noodle arms have his arms pinned to his side) and then just having to endure a tickle/kissy attack from karl AH

gummy karl as a provoker 🥺 like those streams where he just constantly plays hide and seek with foolish? so like stealing foolish’s stuff and then hiding away. maybe even lying on top of foolish’s build so foolish can’t place blocks. so foosh has to tickle him out the way. also just tickling him until he promises to stop being a menace, but that only egging karl on more

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[malinaa]

trc rewrite

the secret good trc in our heads co-written by @rosesau 

they’re actually in college :)

ronan’s a criminal justice major just for fun. gansey has smth w history and polisci but on a law track. adam is a psych major and blue majors in fashion design. noah would’ve been undeclared 

this is technically just three books in our heads bc so much of trc is just... useless 

blue is a woc who actually IS a feminist 

ronan should seek HER approval bc she’s just so cool <3

adam gets bitches 

blue and adam kiss. obviously

adam has sexy brown eyes

yk what adam also has sexy scars on his hands <333

this post but we’re making all the genesis symbolism Blatant and Intentional 

blue has friends at school that the readers get to know. she IS like the other girls 

declan lynch is somebody’s favorite . 

that’s for the declan girlies <3

the fox way women actually matter. they HAVE to pass the bechdel test 😭 on god we’re gonna do it 

get rid of the gray man / malory / greenmantle and his wife piper / whelk (replace whelk’s pov with noah’s). no gwenllian either. or artemus sorry blue but no. 

we’re not having a fucking hit man date blue’s mother. 

we’re also just not making blue a tree. like why. why did maggie do that. why did maggie make maura fuck a tree

actually we get alive!noah’s pov instead of whelk and we build up to his death... im about to sob. we are NOT forgetting noah. this is for book 1

book 1 should actually just focus on noah and cabeswater’s existence and blue/adam

it should be a mystery with magical elements. like noah and cabeswater start off as seemingly separate entities but then as the gang finds out more, they realize they’re entangled 

bluesey fuck. they don’t kiss. i mean they kiss pushing daisies style <3

also re: bluesey... their arcs ... we’re gonna make them have parallel arcs where blue’s fine with gansey dying in the beginning and slowly not accepting he’s gonna die. then u have gansey who has faced death and feared it and is trying so hard to run away from it, to someone who wants and asks blue to kiss him. he will walk to death willingly

book 1: instead of gansey seeing glendower in the vision, he sees the same vision as blue... imagine that....

blue has the vision first, then gansey smth smth knowledge being passed from eve to adam smth smth 

blue and adam gets wrapped up at the end of book 1 or the beginning of book 2 at the latest and they kiss in st agnes

we are absolutely murdering adam’s father. robert parrish must die 

what if ronan kills robert parrish ... ahaha jk... unless 😳

book 2 should’ve been: gray man stalks the gang, ronan finds out kavinsky’s a dreamer, ronan wants to protect himself and his friends but then kavinsky teaches him how to dream and ronan’s like. ur fucking insane but ur like fine or whatever and then the gray man targets them both for potentially being graywarens and he grabs kavinsky and ronan saves him in the dream 💆🏻‍♀️ kavinsky is alive. no dragons bc ... what the fuck???? i love a good dragon as much as the next person but cmon... 

TOGA PARTY. BLUE AND GANSEY FU-[gunshots]

at the end there either IS a king that they can ask a favor from but it’s only 1 favor OR . there is no king and we establish that early on n then we just vibe

gansey dies from blue’s kiss and then noah sacrafices himself for gansey and moves on AND THEY REMEMBER HIM. GOD. noah saying “this is my choice. this is my sacrifice.” 

just for funsies we’re gonna make gansey and adam drunkenly hook up. like so true bi kings

this series is about a bunch of repressed el gee bee tees

i’m fixing bluesey. cross my heart. just trust me on this i got repressed pining sexual tension yearning down 

bluesey car scene. drive by halsey. like.... there NEEDS to be more tension ... like kanej-level-several-pages-type-of-tension

bluesey in the car fu-[gunshots again] 

blue get her own mint plant… putting a leaf on her tongue just so she can imagine what he tastes like

also massive love to big noses rip to maggie but big noses are sexy 

any plot points that most readers just do not rmbr... its out love n light 2 maggie

actually we’re sending hatred and darkness. fuck her. weird ass

ok but rly like why was greenmantle and his wife there why was gwenllian there if only to make the 300 fox way girlies a trio again (there are Enough to make a trio already just add one of the younger girlies) why does the gray man have an arc why does he have an arc why is he important what does he even do. every scene with the jesse the guy guarding the cave. What was the reason... actually we are getting RID of the cave. this is why it’s only 3 books instead of 4. like find maura in cabeswater. blue does not need gwenllian to learn more about being a mirror like neeve could’ve said one off handed comment in trb and blue could just suddenly rmbr

seed: WHO is jesse

me: guy who guards the cave 😭

pynch stays the same. maggie has one right for them 

actually wait . this CAN be 4 books. everything that we got rid of is just replaced by bluesey and pynch fucking. 

god more of pynch in the barns.... HELPPPPPPPP 

and for the declan girlies... we get more declan <3 

no bluesey roadtrip... with HENRY?????? sorry to all the henry stans but i dont get him 

the way it would help to actually remember the books but we don’t

[jutsuuu]

Absolutely no one asked for this but here’s a short list of heroes other than Aizawa I would like to see Shinsou have some kind of mentorship with:

Present Mic, Thirteen, Gang Orca, and Ms Joke

And here’s a slightly longer explanation

Present Mic - tell me these two didn’t do lessons to understand different pitches and tones when he first got the persona chords I dare you. Yes maybe there’s some favouritism in this idea but I think Mic would have been absolutely thrilled to figure out Shinsou’s quirk potential. I can see them doing experiments during physical training with Aizawa. Mic brings along a megaphone and tape recorder and whatever else he can find to see what happens if we do this and what about this and how loud can you naturally go and what vocal range do you have and aaaahhhhh (I have a lot of very self indulgent headcanons with this). And then when he finally does get the chords, I think they’d spend a lot of time practicing because that thing has to be complicated, and Shinsou would need to have a pretty big understanding of sound in order to use them quickly and accurately in a fight. You can’t practice voices of villains you haven’t even come up against yet, that requires training and I think Mic would be so dedicated to helping him figure it all out

Thirteen - I think it’s a damn travesty that this hasn’t been more widely looked at. Some people have brought it up before, but not enough for my liking. Maybe it’s because I love the idea of rescue hero Shinsou, but I want these two to hang out! They both have quirks that can be adapted to fights and seen as dangerous, but ones that would be essential when dealing with disaster. Thirteen handling physical things like blockages and debris, Shinsou handling civilians. Learning how his quirk can be used for saving people from themselves, people too panicked to confused to follow regular instructions. You think Thirteen didn’t probably have times when they were younger after a misstep with their quirk when they thought they were cursed or not suited to be a hero? I think they definitely would’ve seen the potential for rescue based hero work in Shinsou. (that would also tie in with rescue hero path Shinsou doing an internship with the pussycats— Mandalay sending messages out to civilians, calming them with her voice only for Shinsou to find and talk to them in that same voice so that it’s something they’re already familiar with and trust without having to struggle to get them to reply to a new and unfamiliar voice, especially if their situation was caused by a villain and people are on their guard)

Gang Orca - he knows what it’s like to be judged based on biases (because cmon what the fuck is happening where they really make a list of heroes that look like villains. Great morale booster there /s) and continues to be a great hero anyway. This has less to do with quirk compatibility and more giving Shinsou some more mentor figures that have had struggles that are in the same vein as his

Ms Joke - I could talk about quirk compatibility, the way she recognised his potential at the sports festival, her overall demeanour and care for students, and how great Ms Joke is in general, but you all know this already. I just want Shinsou busting onto the scene, coming up against villains with the cheesiest dad jokes imaginable, ones that make villains complain about them before being brainwashed. Ones that make frightened civilians crack a grin or laugh at the absurdity of it. Ones that have Ms Joke in stitches, sending every contact in her phone daily videos of his best (worst) jokes that got the job done. She would absolutely have that boy attached to her hip, she would be introducing him to other Pros. “Have you met my pride and joy?” type of business. He would be endlessly embarrassed to begin with but can you imagine him actually lightening up and enjoying himself? Making his name as a hero not just through fighting villains but becoming a hero that civilians recognise and adore because of the impact his work has left on them. Him realising you don’t just have to be a great hero out of spite, but because it’s rewarding to see people that were having one of the worst days of their lives laughing and smiling and thanking you for what you’ve done. I just think that would be so neat.

[garrothromeave]

the hell is mystreet season 6??

(warning, long post ahead)

ok so before i start this

1) ive never posted shiiiit on tumblr before so watch me suffer, im just here to talk about stuff that my friends who dont know anything about aphmau have to listen to me rant about for hours on end

2) i havent seen mystreet in like years (except season 3, i watch that frequently since im laurance and shadow knight deprived) so please bear with me because i might be completely wrong on this lol. it’s just like, pointing out things i remember

3) im sure someones already talked about this but who cares

4) im gonna do this stupid thing where i just explain myself a bit at first, if you dont want to read that just skip to the part where you see “the actual thingy:” in bold and italics 

5) mild disclaimer; i am completely aware that jessica is not a professional writer. i know that she did her best to appeal to her fans, and honestly, respect for that. while this post will come off as aggressive and probably look like hate, that’s not my intention in the slightest. it’s just... intense criticism. im sure y’all probably already know that, but yeah, just stating that anyways. i do believe that jess is doing her best, and in no way do i want to dismiss any hard work she’s done. that being said; prepare for a very strongly opinionated post.

haha watch there be 10000+ typos in this making me look like a complete dumbass

ok here we go 

one of the main reasons i stopped watching aphmau back in 2017 was the mess that was season 4. like, in the first few episodes of the emerald secret, i thought “woah!! this is kinda cool, im a sucker for mystery!” because of course i was, it was something new and something exciting. the only problem i had with it at the time was kim, but that’s just because i always found her annoying and out of place. i just didn’t understand why garroth dragged her along and honestly i still don’t to this day BUT, moving on.

anyways, as the season progressed, 13 year old me was of course just “:0!!” the entire time--that is, up until the reveal of the main villain. i remember watching the episode, seeing the reveal of ein, and then stopping. like, just for a quick break, but i was still just overwhelmingly disappointed. like, and this was the time when pdh was airing and ein just got made alpha (i think?) and i had really really liked eins character in pdh. either way, that really sucked and actually opened my eyes to a lot of things.

one of the main things bein’ the fact that this was supposed to be a slice of life kinda series that decided to take a turn to a more edgy kinda approach. which, i guess i regularly wouldnt mind? but seeing as mcd was kinda bein neglected at the time it just didnt sit right with me. BUT WHATEVER, point is i stopped watching mystreet all together at the end of season 4.

like, a whole year later my brother tells me that shit’s getting intense in season 5 + 6 of mystreet, and my brilliant self decided to give it a shot--but i refused to watch all of season 5, so i only stepped in when ein made an appearance. so whenever that was, that’s where i picked up because i didnt care enough to see 

and y’know--i honestly didn’t hate it at first. in fact, i found it oddly cool. it wasn’t enough to get me into aphmau again, but it was enough to where i was intrigued. i dont know why, but i never watched the finale, so i didnt see the ending until just a few weeks ago--but back then, i thought it was neat. looking back on it however... im just so confused. 

side note: only got back into aphmau this time around because of mcd. mainly because like, i adore the first season and the first half of the second season. and being nearly 18 now, im a lot more appreciative of plot and well-written characters n junk. 

the actual thingy:

ok back on track. imma stop spilling out my story of how i got back into aphmau, and lets just skip to what rewatching mcd made me realize of season 6′s plot and shit:

-emmalyn. how the fuck does ghost even remotely exist? if she’s emmalyn as claimed, then why have we already seen emmalyn in the mystreet universe alive? look i get that creators can do whatever they want with their stories but at the same time please provide some sort of explanation good god. and maybe they did and i just havent seen it, so if there is one--let me know. but until that day imma just sit here confused as fuck

-ok so imma just be real, the whole ‘ultima’ thing is just... not great. in my opinion, anyways. like... i saw someone mention this in another post, but if this ultima stuff was like, a really big deal, why isnt it mentioned in mcd? though i suppose since its a curse of sorts, it could be later on past the time period in which mcd takes place--but even then, how did it manage to make its way into aaron’s family bloodline? 

-WHY IS EVERYONE AT STARLIGHT ITS JUST SO CONVINIENT like what happened to this place being the most expensive shit on the planet or whatever, and how the gang happens to run into like, the werewolf trio and blaze and kai and guy and nate all of these people like god damn life doesnt WORK LIKE THAT 

-im sorry but turning people into relics? thats... thats the best you could come up with? plus, like, how does that even work? in mcd it’s established that relics are separate entitles that choose their wielder, based on a ‘personal’ connection (being a descendent of a previous wielder) or if they’re a good match personality and (i think?) moral wise. so the whole turning-people-into-relics doesnt make much sense to be honest. 

-irene really over here using her god powers to only keep her friends alive like god damn not a great god if you ask me 

-can i talk about how incredibly predictable aphmaus death was? like i just kinda sat there waiting for it to happen and when it did i literally went “haha! wonder when she’ll be revived” because god forbid we actually kill off characters 

-when aphmau + demon warlock fought in the irene dimension there was no passage of time whatsoever in the real world whiiiiiiiiich really bothers me because they fought in there for at least a few minutes

-speaking of aphmau and the demon warlocks fight does it bother anyone else that it had to be aaron who took over the fight?? like we get it hes the big protector blah blah blah but god damn it wouldve been cooler if aphmau had fought this battle as her. aaron fighting this battle was so underwhelming

-...love. like, thats the only thing thats needed to break out of a forever potion? love? LIKE YEAH, GOOD GUYS GOTTA WIN SOMEHOW, but its just so cliche and overdoneeee

-oh yeah and also when travis went bonkers and became the demon warlock or whatever, why’d he only take over katelyn and garroth?? like, zane had been influenced by the potions in the past as well? DONT GET ME WRONG--i do love some good brother edge, but uh, the demon warlock was just bein kinda a dumbass by not possessing zane too just sayin’

-can aaron please go to fucking jail for mass murder now like holy shit, he just got sent home on a fuckin boat. also why did blaze forgive him for killing him thats not even remotely realistic. then again, nothing in mystreet has ever been realistic when it comes to characters and motives and personalities, (cough katelyn being actually abusive and travis being an actual pervert) but yknow whatever

-katelyn and kawaii chan literally added nothing to the plot whatsoever. like lets be real, katelyn lost her personality the moment season 5 started and kawaii chan just kinda sits there :I

-ok im sorry this was bound to come up but cmon guys imagine laurances potential if he was in season 6 like god damn this is beyond maddening. AND YOU KNOW WHAT WOULD HAVE BEEN A REALLY REALLY COOL PARRALLEL?? IF IT WAS LAURANCE WHO SNAPPED GARROTH OUT OF HIS MIND CONTROL THING, because it would mimic laurance’s speech to get garroth to snap out of his rage in season 1, episode 100 of minecraft diaries. like how fuckin rad would that have been? missed opportunity 

-also?? why does kim/ghost know magicks?? like, if i remember correctly, emmalyn is a scholar--not someone who knew magicks. i mean, i guess research? study?? but its been established that knowing how magicks works =/= being able to use magicks. i dunno, just doesnt seem right i guess. maybe its explained, i wouldnt know (yes i know that makes me look like a dick leave me alone)

-melissa should have stayed dead. LIKE, NO, ITS NOT AS SIMPLE AS “haha it takes more than a few bullets to kill me”??? look ive got nothing wrong with melissa (cough lie cough) but yknow it would have just been cool a character... stay dead? for once? its just too fuckin cliche that shes alive god damn

-can i also just say the only good thing that came out of season 6 was travis’ dads sacrifice like damn that made me actually sad

-howww was lucinda turned into a relic. or yknow, anyone else? like im sure they explain it better in the actual show i just dont remember, but its just that easy? turning anyone into a relic? granted, a normal person wouldnt be able to produce a good relic, but idk man. IM JUST SAYING; that the only really powerful relics that aphmau should have been able to wield is the one that aaron + zane produced because shad relic and esmund relic moment. lucinda isnt even like, connected to a divine warrior. ALSO, another point, if its seriously that powerful of a relic getting one from just a magic user like lucinda, why go through the trouble? i mean i guess ofc youd want the “all powerful” one that the ultima produces but i mean damn whats the point

-ok this is just going to bother me but in one of the episodes (i think might have been in season 5 actually) where that like, guardian dude was chasing aphmau and zane and at one point they split up and the dude just chuckles at zane diverting paths and goes under his breath “youre not the important one here”, suggesting that aphmau somehow is? first of all, id argue that any ro’meave is significantly more important than aphmau was, especially not knowing much about her other than that shes with aaron. i might be missing some bits an pieces, but if i was that dude id forget about aphmau and go after zane 

-killing off derek for shock factor sucked, and i know the moment was supposed to be really sad because like “oh :( aarons dad is sacrificing himself for his son” but lets be real dereks still was a shitty father and i dont think his reasons for doing what he did was very good at all

-less about plot or more like: why the absolute fuck did the gang bring kim along instead of, oh i dont know, a life-long friend? like, laurance or dante maybe?? im sure its explained, i never saw aphmaus year or most of season 5, but god DAMN id hate to be apart of this friend group AND GOD LIKE, imagine reconnecting with an old friend who ends up getting closer to your best friends and taking priority in their lives over you (cough laurance) like god damn lol

-im just going to preface this one with: i dont remember everything that’s happened, so if im wrong i apologize in advance--but (you actually can correct me if im wrong and please do) didnt like, irene reincarnate her friends in order to give them better lives? I DONT KNOW IF THIS IS TRUE, ITS JUST WHAT I REMEMBER--however, if im correct, then:

a. why the hell would she bring back someone like zane, or gene, or ivy, etc.

b. why the hell do they all have the same exact names? first and last? again, im aware that the whole mystreet+mcd tie wasn’t originally supposed to be there, but i dont think that means such a coincidence can be excused? its just a bit much if you ask me.

c. why the hell is the fact that (as much as i literally hate this) aaron is a decedent of shad being ignored? like, you’d think that something like this would be something thats actually important, or something the demon warlock couldve taken advantage of. or are we completely erasing every other connections to divine warriors besides aphmau + irene? because even if irene did reincarnate them or do whatever it is she did, does she even have the power to sever the connections between them and their ancestors? my guess is, no.

d. speaking of irene why on earth was aphmau able to talk to/see irene, they’re literally the same person are they not? did she like, fuckin reincarnate herself without actually doing it?? BUT--i will give it to them, the demon warlock did refer to aphmau as something along the lines of being “one of the 3 parts of her broken soul” or something like that. however, my point still remains. also what are the other two did i miss that or is it never explained

now; if irene in fact did not ‘reincarnate’ her friends then please ignore that little bit right there :)

but yes, those are a few of the problems i have with season 6 off the top of my head. i would go into like, season 4 and 5 more as well, but i honestly didnt feel like it. at some point i might go into other things, like how important laurance could have been to the plot of these later seasons, or HELL, even dante. i might also go into what could have made season 4, 5, and 6 actually good--maybe... a rewrite? perhaps? but im getting too far ahead of myself, so i just leave you with this for now.

and i know that as soon as i post this 15 more things are just going to pop into my head BUT im going to try and not edit this post because why stress myself with that even more

anyways thank you for coming to my tedtalk 

[goblin-iz-whack]

I have been wondering about this on and off since you posted the prologue to the Gangrust kids fic. Is it going to be an easy birth or a rough one? I keep going back and forth. I love the idea of it just being sweet adorable fluff with lots of cuddling. But then my angst demon rears his little head and goes "But the angst potential?!"

Well, yes and no.

I’ve been going on an off on whether or not I wanna write the actual birth taking place. I’d have to do a bunch of research and make stuff up since they are trains lol. Idk we got a while before it happens so I still got time to think about it.

But I imagine the first bit was easy, or as easy as it’s gonna be. Rusty is a runty, rather small steamer. His bfs are all big big diesels. Do the math, it wasn’t going to be a breeze.

Fireball and Torque came out fine, obviously it was still hard and Rusty was cursing his husbands at the top of his lungs.

Then Bumper came out. He’s the biggest of the four and he’s p large so oh boy Rusty screamed and Gear fainted from the sight of it before Lube smacked him awake because Cmon it’s the birth of our kids you gotta be up for it!

Rusty barely has enough energy to deliver Smoky, and when he comes out it’s v apparent something is wrong. He’s not breathing and he’s so so tiny.

He lives after some stressful seconds and the hard work of repair trucks, and everyone is so relieved to hear him cry.

Then Rusty falls asleep and he stays asleep for like two days because it took a big strain on his body.

GB is the best during this time because he’s reassuring his gang that Rusty will be okay and will wake up when he’s ready and he’s helping watch the babies.

After that it’s happy family but oh god does Rusty feel many many aches and pains.

[caelin-ismycity]

Please tell us more about Tellius ships

god theres a lot of ships with how many bitches there are in this game- like id have to play through the game some more which i plan on doing anyway to write an essay-ass anthology of all the good shit here but for now i can shoot off my faves

ike/boyd:

yall already know i like myself some elihec and one reason is cause of their lil rivalry/best friend relationship yknow- you can look at those losers romantically or not and it’d still be some Good Shit. 

same logic with ike/boyd honestly- especially with there bantering asses in the beginning and generally how boyd tends to think of ike immediately when it comes to finding a sparring partner or just helping him out during their quest with the tri-arrow attack discussed with rolf and oscar.

another scene i found cute was after ike and others disobeyed titania and sought out the bandits alone and when greil is about to rip into ike about disrespecting orders, boyd’s the first one (i think its been awhile since i played that chapter) to step up and take the blame (admitted by him to be pretty out of character which i like to interpret as boyd just being flustered that hes caught caring for ike beyond their competitiveness)

unfortunately, not only is fe9 hard to play legally because of its stupid price, but even if you did sell your soul to buy the game intelligence systems has cursed my household by not allowing ike and boyd to have any support conversations, nor any interactions all together beyond a certain chapter, so ike/boyd is one of the rarest pairs you can like in this series especially considering the most popular ship is ike/soren with the tellius series

ike/ranulf

ike and ranulf meet uhhh god i dont rememebr honestly- but they meet about halfway into the game when ike and co properly become associated with the beast laguz where ranulf, considerably, becomes a reoccurring ally to the greil mercenaries.

couple reasons why i love these two- one being the whole laguz/beorc thing ight (lemme get on that in a sec). i.e., ike is big on joining laguz and beorc together, and ranulf doesnt really seem to mind them (i say ‘doesnt seem to mind them’ because, if i remember right, ranulf has real issues trusting beorc and even tells ike that if he naively trusts people he’ll end up hurt). ergo, id imagine that ike would love to get to know more about the laguz alltogether and ranulf himself (he’s clearly curious considering h is supports with lethe as well). additionally, their C support is fuckin cute as hell with ranulf taking pride in making ike laugh/smile at one of his jokes (which tbh i thought would set the grounds for a lovely af A support but instead i get ranulf calling ike a nitwit for trusting him so easily so thanks intell).

another big moment for me is how ike hardly hesitated to defend ranulf from the other beorcs after he was discovered in that one really racist town (its the one where you get zihark and board nasir’s ship y’all know the one) even if it jeopardized the possibility of them escaping the town quietly (double points for ranulf insisting on ike leaving him alone and ike essentially telling ranulf to fuck off with that shit)

its utter trash that ranulf joins the mercenaries at the very end of the game (maybe chapter 25-26? you get JUST enough chapters to achieve their A support), not to mention he pops in-and-out of the gang’s path to actually talk to ike. but im grateful there’s some content for these two, even if there isn’t as much as i would like

kieren/oscar

again yall know i love that rivalry shit but this time it’s extremely one sided on kieran’s part (oscar more-or-less just dealing with it and not making a fuss about it). but damn if there isn’t potential, especially when you can take kieran’s insistent rivalry as some form of admiration for oscar (not to mention the possibilities of their past with oscar originally working alongside kieran)

double points for kieran’s insistence that oscar come back with him to work as a crimean knight again (obviously more because kieran’s genuinely astonished oscar would willingly work with lowly-payed, unknown, not-pristine mercenaries). you can really just take it as kieran really lowkey missing oscar but being too prideful to admit it

ill also be damned if oscar cooking with kieran/teaching him how to cook wouldnt be the tightest shit to watch; i cant tell if kieran would be too stubborn to let oscar fully mandate what he does, begrudgingly listens to oscar, or is utterly impressed with oscar’s culinary skills and insists that ‘only someone as amazing as his rival would obviously be fit with abilities like that’

kieren/rhys

not exactly phat on my radar but it is cute as hell considering how easily concerned rhys becomes of kieran (and for good reason to the fucker regularly bludgeons himself with an axe and he wrestles bears jesus christ man), so its easy to imagine rhys making the excuse to kind of baby kieran to make sure he isn’t seriously hurt on or off the battlefield to just look/watch him

its also pretty fun to imagine rhys going with kieran when the dumb bitch proudly tells the army he’s about to go bear wrestling and rhys getting to see kieran ;lightly’ clothed to fight a fucking bear

im pretty sure in their A support, rhys tells kieran that if he isn’t more careful then the army’ll lose their most valuable soldier to something as stupid as a self-inflicted axe wound. its obvious that rhys said something along the lines of that (as well as a couple of other things in that support) because he acknowledges kieran’s self importance, but its also cute to imagine that rhys was able to use that fact to his advantage to tell kieran how much he means to himself (bonus points if, alternatively, rhy’s dialogue would follow some shit like ‘I- uh... We can’t lose a soldier as important as you, Kieran.’)

gatrie/shinon

another lowkey one (considering shinon and gatrie are absent for a decent portion of the game post initial chapters), but the one support i did manage to get of them was enough to sell me- cause frankly i find the idea of shinon teasing gatrie about buying them dinner and gatrie just being like “hhrhrum” as he begrudgingly agrees to be endearing; i.e. the sinon mentallity being ‘If you’re going to throw your money at everything, you might as well spend it on something worthwhile’ aka ‘lets just have a nice dinner together instead of you buying some random girl three bouquets of roses’

they also have a pre-planned attack together (albeit quickly mentioned to titania) like cmon they bondin yall they conversin

finally i love how shinon’s taller than gatrie- like this isnt necessarily ship-related i just finally have the opportunity to say it. like shinon could absolutely tease gatrie about it like ‘what did you say you wanted a kiss? ? ? i cant hear you from down there’ and gatrie just playfully punches his arm like ‘bro- dude- cmon please i missed you all day just bend down for two seconds’

i’ve been typing for a while and ive got the attention span of a brick but these are the ships i think of the most. during my second playthrough ill be damned if i dont develop more but feel free to send in more ship shit

[liwanags]

REPOSTING THIS BC I STILL DONT HAVE ON GOING MUMUS

zombie apocalypse - we all know how there’s an abundance of zombie plots out there about muse a and muse b and DUDE do you know how awesome it’d be if?? we?? do them?? all?? okay maybe not all but like maybe three’s a start U GET THE POINT. we can have one muse in one pair who’s in trouble and the muse b in that saves the day. muse c and muse d could be another pair who run into each other and almost kills one another bc they thought they were infected. muse e and muse f coulda been friends before the apocalypse and maybe they had a falling out but they’re the only ones that they knew were still alive so they team up?? at some point all of them meet ofc!! if you’re willing to plot with me annoying ass, read my 1x1 page pls and like this so i can send u an im! 

mystery gang - could be a hit or miss if we don’t plot it enough. could work as a 2x2 based off of the original gang and i could be so much fun honestly ??? imagine them getting into trouble then trying to find a way to get out of it or finally catching the ‘scary’ being that’s been terrorizing their town only to find out the mastermind was someone they all trusted ALSO clues and mysteries and creepy situations PLEASE

road trip - why?? is this ?? not done often??? i had this plot before and it was really cute and awesome. it has the potential for angst and a lot of fluff??WE COULD pjust decide where they’re from and where they’re going honestly. i like thinking that they’re a group of friends off to disneyland or universal studios or smth. like what if our muses that go on a road trip together is hiding a secret from the others?? what if their best friend is fucking their sibling/ex OR EVEN THEIR OTHER BFF (who are also in the road trip??) and what if they get lost?? what if they forget someone/something?? what if they broke their tent at the camping site and have to snuggle on top of each other inside the van?? cmon guys so much potential here!! #makeRoadtripPlotsGreatAgain

xmen/mutant/superheroes - OAKY initially i thought of this as some sort of a rogue mutant kid who escaped a scene where they kinda committed murder and then while they’re on the run, they bump into kids who are like them and/or track down weird and unexplained incidents in the country and they save them before they get abducted by the government or smth?? and they just form an uncanny group of teens stealing and shoplifting in order to survive and stay hidden. we could totally base it off xmen and eventually have them end up at xavier’s. EITHER WAY LETS PLOT A MUMU WITh MUTANT KIDS

disneyland theme park mumu - THERE ARE TONS OF MASTERLIST AUS FOR THIS let’s just put them all together and work something out i bet it’ll be magical.

[lighttkylo]

Storylines/concepts that ONCE could've done / could do with Pan

1) Making pan become the dark one after his "first death" by absorbing the powers of the dark one dagger after he was stabbed. This would have created a total 3-dimensional story line that could have caused every single character and relationship to grow. Rumple mysteriously coming back to life, without his dark one powers & no one knows how. Then Zelena later appears revealing she saved rumple. This could have caused either pan and zelena to team up, or cause pan to join allies with the group because of Zelena's plans. We would have got to see Pan fight the darkness, face insanity, which robbie could have portrayed magically and excellently. This would have not only expanded a story line that was already excellent, but allow for the viewers to see Pan grow and develop, whether that's becoming more evil, or become apart of the group. (I imagine if he was apart of the gang he would be more like zelena, as an outsider, who occasionally helped out, but still hated them.) The reason Pan would be so interesting would be because he has so many layers. He's evil, but he has such a broken past. We want to see his life on neverland before season 3, we want to know if he actually wants to rebuild his relationship with rumple or if he just wanted power. We want all these unclear plot holes filled with his past. We don't know why his motives are his motives. Why does he not want to grow up? What is he afraid of? We want to know. 2) Now, my absolute favorite concept or idea in the WORLD, is the fact that potentially Peter and Felix (panlix) could've been the "first" hints of LGBTQ on once. Although Felix died, if he hadn't, I would have paid big money to see a relationship with pan and Felix develop. We know they trust each other and they know how each other thinks. We also know that Felix would do anything for pan and that he relies on him. More than anything, I want to see how Felix got to Neverland and how their friendship developed. I have this internal idea that Felix feels in debt to pan, or that pan maybe saved him. I want to know their story more than anything. Second, their glares and the way they talk about each other hints at a potential secret relationship, or at the least Felix is in love with pan. Then of course, at the end, Pan kills Felix. Although this is abusive, he killed Felix because HE WAS THE PERSON THAT PAN LOVED MOST! Just saying. I want that relationship to be explored and explained. I would've at least wanted him and Felix to reunited in the underworld). I think Adam and Edie were afraid to do a gay couple on once because of the young viewers and parents would have complained. (I don't think that is a great reason, but I know why they did it). Anyways, just my dream and some concepts, but would've made it great. 3) Lastly (not really), shortly, it would be great if Pan came back somehow, cmon a&e can make it happen, and he teamed up with Gideon (rumple and belle's son). How ironic and hilarious would that have been if him and his great grandson team up and plan something evil, amazing. Anyways my rant is done, but robbie's acting could save the show, I guarantee.