#cobra kai liveblog
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Cobra Kai is so stupid and fun. Every problem is both caused and solved by karate. THIS is what television is all about.
#also it has massive massive problems.#why is it both saying do NOT disrespect this fat character or she will kill you with karate#AND daniels failson is a demonstration of his moral failings of consumerism because he. a child. likes chocolate.#it is in part trying to get us to empathise with the students and directly laugh at them when johnny mocks them.#miguels asthma IS seemingly cured by karate.#why is anyone friends with demitri. that's not really a cobra kai problem more a personal one.#cobra kai liveblog
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honestly idc about whatever scandalous criminal past is being cooked up for mr miyagi in this season. "he was a THIEF who participated in UNDERGROUND FIGHTING" I don't think you understand how sexy that sounds
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HI, is the Cobra Kai s6 ep12 ending INSANE feeling to anyone else, or just me??
Spoilers under the cut BC I need to discuss this
I mean, having a wedding scene and then showing two scenes of two major ships WHILE the officiating speech is playing over top??? IS THAT NOT SUCH AN ODD THING TO DO???
Someone on the production team HAD to have known what they were doing, right??
#hawkmetri#hawkmeat#cobra kai season 6 part 3#samtory#cobra kai#liveblogging#what is happening#vveris speaking
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Lmaooo, Terry gracefully accepting Kenny flipping him the bird.
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now more than ever, daniel needs that earth-shattering prostate orgasm
#softy liveblogs cobra kai#actually wait i'm going to remove that spoiler tag. this is true of every season
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i just had so much thrown at me in a single minute (jackson pollock reference, devon, "the only pronouns we accept in this dojo are sensei and student", johnny saying today's about watching out for cobra kai cheating, and all of this like right after that gay as hell line from piper when tory beat her) that i had to pause and recover
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[punches air] why can’t the Duffer Brothers allow these kids [punches air] to have consistent emotions/personalities/anything [punches air] in ANY SEASON??? [punches air] [punches air] [punches air]
#this is me throwing hands with the entire concept of S3!Mike#legit why is any of this happening#i know this is supposed to be the season where they’re ‘being kids’ and ‘trying to understand romance’#but its so painful#give me the au where they just play D&D for 3 episodes#why did they make Mike act like this#he spent the entirety of season 2 being inseparable from Will#and now he can’t even give him the time of the fucking day#i do like Max and Lucas together but why’d the writers make them SO TOXIC#and for what??? a dress-up montage???#can’t have shit in Hawkins i fucking swearrrrr#seriously this is almost (but not quite) on par with Cobra Kai#stranger things rewatch#liveblog#stranger things 3 rant
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Okay I'm gonna start watching the latest season of Cobra Kai (s6 part 2)! For anyone who cares about spoilers, blacklist at least one of these tags:
"cobra kai spoilers"
"cobra kai s6 spoilers"
"cobra kai s6p2 spoilers"
I'll keep using these tags for about a week!
#cobra kai#s6 part 1 spoilers will NOT be tagged btw#nor will past seasons#so be aware of that#but if you wanna watch this current season via liveblogs instead of actually watching...can't say i blame you lol
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friends i am here i have been super busy the last few days but today is THE DAY i have managed to avoid spoilers and i'm ready to do my finale part liveblog after my run.
as always, please block the tag "cobra kai spoilers" if you don't want to be spoiled. i know not everyone can watch the drop the day of or even the week of so i will keep my tag for a week.
okay gonna go for my morning run and then shower and i'll be back to liveblog!!
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I adore how petty everyone in Cobra Kai is. "I saw your Yelp review. I will kill you."
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now that I think about it writing carmen to have what canon acknowledges to be nearly lethal pregnancy complications for the sake of giving johnny and miguel something to be upset about/building the team and then having her wave off her near-death experience as soon as they arrive because she just loves karate so much and doesn't want her almost dying to get in the way of their victory was an insane decision. just cartoonishly misogynistic
#bolo liveblogs#cobra kai#carmen get behind me I'll get you out of there#but no the jarmen baby plotline has been soooo reviled (at least on this website) but I don't think any of us guessed#they'd acknowledge the possibility that carmen could die due to her pregnancy/childbirth and then just *brush it off*#saw one of my mutuals talking about the ''carmen almost dies'' plot beat in relation to irl statistics of maternal mortality for latinas#and I had to lie down for a minute.
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“Wanna step in the parking lot and see who’s leg can go higher?” Oh my God just kiss already
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Can they give Thomas Ian Griffith an Emmy for being fucking hilarious? Can they do that?
#other than chozen he is legit the only truly *great* part of the later seasons#cobra kai#ck liveblog#text post
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if this show had the balls for it, daniel would just kiss johnny all corny teenager-style to give him the renewed spirit to fight. but no it's just daniel channeling johnny for this pep talk in a new intricate ritual
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1-800-NAQE
Hey, fellow nerds and geeks of the chaotic corners of the internet! How are you? How are you feeling?
You can call me Naqe! (pronounced Knack)
I'm just a random transman on the internet writing for fandoms I enjoy. My brain rotates them like a rotisserie chicken at a gas station, and it's all primarily early 2000s media. I create and write characters into existence like I am a God of their universe, and in some way, most of what I write is somewhat queer.
This blog was in dire need of some form of organization. Some fandoms aren't listed, but you can find my other blogs. ever-after-portal, hetalia-representative-au, and allthistrashtalkmakemeitchin all here, which may or may not have those missing fandoms!
#naque reblogs will be the tag dedicated to reblogs
#naque liveblogs will be dedicated to the probably few times I'll live blog games I'm playing
#naque talks is just for random bullshit I want to spout
#naqe rambles me answering your asks
#naqe's playlist where I ramble ab the music I like
Avatar the Last Airbender oc(s):
"Kyan"
Boku No Hero Academia oc(s):
Lynde Ito Hiro Saito Itsuki Saito
Black Butler oc(s): side blog
Melba Raziel Reginald "Reggie" Redd
Buffy the Vampire Slayer oc(s):
Abigail "Abby" Bateman
Cobra Kai oc(s): side blog
Tobias Belleview Akari & Sadaji Toguichi Michelle Scott Grace Porter Holly Atkinson
Drake & Josh oc(s):
Marnie Jones
DCU oc(s):
Ethan Corvid Rose Corvid Aurora Grace
Harry Potter oc(s):
Roan GoaldfinchLinnea Cygnet Cassander LyallArcturus Black IVSeverinus LyallCorrie Hemlock
Lab Rats oc(s):
Althea Parker
Marvel oc(s):
Lucas "Luke" Mirar
Monster Fucker Series:
Hide of The Beast "Hide" (tiefling) Natki "Nat" (tiefling) Zaurath Silentcook Kulanaga "Cook" (goliath) Pauria Bearleader Egena-Vakanu (goliath) Eland Moonleaper (centaur) Sergin Cedarcarver (centaur) Iasfin Strongheart (minotaur) Tiadra Bearhoof (minotaur)
My Babysitter's A Vampire oc(s):
Nathan Drake
Star Wars oc(s):
Sil Valdin Jaari Una Beor Fenn
#original character#original characters#ocs#my ocs#oc#avatar the last airbender ocs#batman ocs#black butler ocs#buffy the vampire slayer ocs#drake & josh ocs#gravity falls ocs#harry potter ocs#south park ocs#cobra kai oc#ck oc#dnd oc#dnd ocs#dungeons and dragons#star wars oc#star wars ocs
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my mutuals liveblogging means that i can experience leverage, cobra kai, and house md all at the same time
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