#confused Crowley

[itsscottiesstark]

Please tell me that I wasn't the only one who thought that this reaction:

when Nina said the infamous "but then again, other people's love lives always seem so much more straightforward than our own", wasn't about him and Aziraphale.

It couldn't have been. What do you mean "he just realised he's in love"?? HE'S KNOWN SINCE THE GARDEN OF EDEN.

One could argue that he simply realised that their love is evident to other people. Could be that.

But he didn't have that reaction during any point in the conversation. "Been together long?" He was confused but then tried to reassure her she'd gotten it wrong. "Is the bookseller your bit on the side?" offended I think is the right word for his reaction. Not at all surprised other people saw what he felt.

The camera sways to him right after Nina's line. About other people's love lives. And how they're much more complicated than one might think. Cause people are complicated.

See, in my mind, that's the look of a demon who just realised that "getting humans wet and staring into each other's eyes" doesn't equal vavooming. This is a demon who just realised that just because he thought it was easy to make the girls fall for each other - which, in his defense, was much more straightforward than his situation with Aziraphale - it didn't mean that it was.

This is a demon who realised he'd seen humanity evolve since day one, and he really should've known better.

[hg-aneh]

the croli in heaven saga continues

part 2 :3

[egophiliac]

Hi it's just to let you know that the official romanization of Revaan's name is Raverne ! Also they have romanized Baul's name to Baur !

Twst coming back at us again with the least expected romanization! thank you everybody (oh god my inbox) (no it's great, I literally asked for this and the reactions have been INCREDIBLE, thank you all!)

I do like Raverne though, I think it's got a nice fancy sound to it! (I had kinda suspected it was going to be an R instead of an L, so the fact that it's SO close to Laverne except for that is hilarious to me personally.) and Dragoneye Duke is honestly probably the best translation for his title, I wasn't envying the localizers that one. :') Baur instead of Baul I was NOT expecting, but in retrospect I think his name's supposed to be a reference to the Bauru crocodile, so that actually makes way more sense!

someone else also said Meleanor has become Maleanor, which is the REALLY weird one to me, because I was so surprised it was written as Mel instead of Mal in the first place?! oh god no I can't decide which one I like better. 😭 (I wonder if they might change it to Mal...they have made romanization changes before) (like I remember House of Distraction being corrected to House of Destruction in Playful Land) (I did check and she's still Mel for now, but I dunno, they might Mal her up and some point and save me from having to make a decision about which one to use) (HECK I CAN'T DECIDE)

uhhhh thank you for letting me ramble about anime names, let's just say MONOGRAMMED SWEATERS FOR EVERYONE

[jay-wasstuff]

Every person's reaction to the H*nd H*lding being different is funny asf

[suzypfonne]

Crowley and Aziraphale

[seance]

If you were truly as evil as you like to paint yourself, you would've done that. Nah. That's the trouble with you lot. You don't just see things in black and white. Sometimes, you've just gotta blur the edges.

[hell0mega]

GUYS my fucking worlds are colliding. yes i screamed

[generalmoony]

You’re like a steamed vegetable, only smarter

[midnights-dragon]

Crowley would be kind to trans kids in particular I think

[fearandhatred]

i will never be able to describe how angel crowley makes me feel. but it's like feeling the emotions of 15 different hozier songs at once and that should tell you how serious it is for me

[laufxsons]

'Not even Hell will stop the Wrath of a retired Angel'

My hc is that Hell decided to yoink themselves one (1) retired demon to extract information or enact whatever revenge they seem fit for the whole bathtub debacle. What they hadn't account for was that a certain Angel, who is know to be quite territorial about the things he loves, would do anything to find their husband after weeks of missed calls.

Well, once he does which might have included summoning and trapping a very frightened and confused demon and pressing them very politely for information (after Heaven was useless as always), he comes up with a plan.

One might say Aziraphale was quite disgruntled, positively seething, maybe even willing to give smiting a try after finding out demons had abducted their partner.

So, filled with the wrath of God and being judt enough of a bastard to be worth knowing he decided the best course of actions is, of course, passive agressive diplomacy. I mean the demons don't know that he isn't actually immune to Hellfire and noone would be stupid enough to try the main entrance, so noone would actually expect an Angel to just waltz into the place like they own it.

Those demons certainly aren't immune to an Angel's Divine Intervention (of the lethal variety) and Aziraphale be damned if he didn't at least try and get their partner out of this in the most idiotically genius way.

[nightgoodomens]

You ever wonder whether Aziraphale married Crowley a long time ago and just forgot to tell him?

[wintahwonderland]

the thin dark duke and his husband

[goodomens-girlie]

are we not gonna talk about the fact that Crowley got so mad at Aziraphale for fraternizing with heaven while Crowley was fraternizing with Shax the entire season… idk

“well Aziraphale collaborated with Jim” yeah because he was Jim, if it was Gabriel that would be different. Crowley collaborated with Beelzebub and Shax.

[dorliart]

seeing the bookshop for the first time

…and each other, again.

The second piece I made for The @go-minisode-minibang ! Also made for the very lovely Ink from your lips to mine by Imaed

[muqingapologist]

this is a very unserious nitpick but i think it’s pretty funny how because crowley is so cat-person-coded, the fandom has decided that aziraphale must be a hypothetical dog owner because they are…opposites? or at least it seems this way because of the amount of crowley with a black cat, aziraphale with a samoyed fan art i see on a daily basis.

but let’s think about this! aziraphale, whose favorite activity is to lounge in his armchair with a book and a cup of tea….why would he adopt an active and large animal? would adopting a cat not also make perfect sense for aziraphale?? aziraphale, whose favorite person is definitively cat-like…sorry guys when they move to south downs they’re going to be cat owners because there’s simply no way those two idiots could commit to a dog-owner lifestyle.