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sonnet-of-anarchy · 11 months
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Happy birthday Larry x
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HAPPY 16TH BIRTHDAY!!! To this elderly bapy boye!!! he...!!!
#cats#ghhbbb this is the first time I've genuinely considered tumblr blazing a post lol but no.. i shant.. I feel too weird putting financial#information into tumblr or whatever unless I made like a seperate bank account or something not associated with anyhting else lol#but I gave it serious contemplation which is really sayng something (the evil magical spell that all cats cast over u by their perfection)#ANYWAY.................... old man!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!#it's technically like march 8th but I did his party a little early. I have other pictures to post later maybe too..hrmm#The '1' candle is actually a '4' candle with the side part cut off because they didn't have any 1s#I went all out (like under $15 still lol) and got new birthday decorations for him instead of using the same old#ones from the past like 5 birthdays that I've done for the cats lol..#His theme was rainbows mostly in as light of colors as I could find#The legal age to drive a car in the US is 16 so.... honk honk beep beep.. I shall go out and buy him the most expensive car on the market#as soon as March 8th comes. then he can run little errands (probably mostly getting kibbles or chicken somewhere)#stealing the rotisserie chickens from walmart or something lol#AND they would let him have them. He would drive up and walk inside and they'd call the manager to come over#and they would be so moved by his presence and his big goofy stare that they would just be like..... okey.. have all the chicken in the#entire store. Actually. have the store. it's yours now. And This would continue all the way up the chain until he was handed#the entire walmart company. And every other company. a boy who owns everything. probably wouldnt use it for evil. he'd just abolish#everything and then focus on eating chickens.. ........ chibken son...
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swamp-chicken · 5 months
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welcome to the etho season 3 mindcrack experience. enjoy the steadily increasing horror as each new room is revealed
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scribefindegil · 11 months
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i’ve decided that post-canon Ed and Winry keep a little flock of chickens and it’s mostly a bunch of sweet hens that they and the kids dote on, but they also have a tiny yellow bantam rooster which Ed is in a FEUD with. they are NEMESES. this creature keeps escaping from the run and getting into things he shouldn’t and pecking at Ed’s ankles every chance he gets. the kids love him and ‘accidentally’ let him into the house where he causes utter chaos. Ed insists this is the most vile creature in the world. but of course everyone else who sees their altercations is just like “Ah. He has found a kindred spirit.”
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chickenstrangers · 10 months
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A Tale of Thousand Stars // Moonlight Chicken // repetitions
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errulz · 23 days
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I <3 THIS SILLY SHOW..............
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operafish · 2 months
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oh, it is on.
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Gustav Klimt, Garden path with chickens (1916). Near the bottom of the arrangement, purple coloured flowers fill the canvas, gently blending out towards white coloured ones. Around these two shades, small red glowers fill the scene with yellow middles. Klimt adored the trio colour scheme of purple, yellow and a warm shaded colour for his flowers. These three together created a simple mosaic pattern that dominates the artist's work.
[Scott Horton]
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In the Greek of the New Testament, unlike Classical Greek, the word “glory” is used to mean “presence.” God is present in and through creatures, but is not contained in them. All creatures reveal God’s continual creative and providential activity.” --Diogenes Allen in Spiritual Theology
[alive on all channels]
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seachelley · 2 years
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Rage Twins whom I love dearly
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vegaseatsass · 1 year
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jimwen for ship opinion 👀👀
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NGL this made me want to edit the bingo board so it could say things like "They enable the BEST of each other!!" and "I really see them as romantic!!" lol but here's what they get on the existing board.
Can you believe they revealed today that Wen's been pursuing Jim for six months. Six fucking months!!! Not dating but married nonetheless, but after six fucking months Wen finally feels comfortable enough to make little "if you like it then you better put a ring on it" jokes at Jim. And Jim finally feels comfortable enough to kiss on the cheek. Bless <3333
ETA: Oh and they're not currently fucking the same guy, but they could be. They should be, one might even say, if that one were me. WenGaipa AlanJim then bring it back home for an ot4, let's mix things up and get messy and fraught!
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canarygecko · 2 years
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Some of the losers club as incorrect quotes. Inspired by the conversation I just had with my sister.
Richie:why does pennywise eat children? Chicken tastes better.
Mike, ignoring the last part of his sentence: because children are more easily scared.
Richie:Has anyone ever given him chocolate? they say chocolates about the heart or whatever.
Stan: chocolates about the heart?
Richie: yeah it tastes like heart or love or something.
Stan:why do I even hang out with you.
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iudiex · 9 months
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@lochjurat ♡ starter
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         𝐭𝐡𝐞   𝐥𝐨𝐨𝐤   𝐡𝐞   𝐩𝐢𝐧𝐬   𝐡𝐢𝐬   𝐚𝐫𝐜𝐡𝐨𝐧   𝐰𝐢𝐭𝐡   𝐢𝐬   unreadable   to   all   -   but   within   their   working   relationship,   it's   easy   to   see   he   is   less   than   amused,   as   always,   by   her   consistent   theatrics   and   mockery   of   the   system   he   seems   to   hold   dear.   the   sovereign   peers   down   at   her,   and   the   sigh   he   lets   loose   is   near   earth   shattering.   
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         ❝  ⸻  i   am   quite   good   at   being   right,   and   you   are   very   much   aware   of   this.   tell   me,   is   this   going   to   evolve   into   another   fit   of   hysterics   or   may   i   go   do   my   job,   lady   furina   ?   ❞
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plant-cell-park · 9 months
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not my ass craving a specific dish from an eatery that is litrally a few hours of a drive to the city
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pleckthaniel · 1 year
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High snacks: a sandwich made of some very good sliced italian bread and a single slice of pepperjack cheese
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hismentor · 2 years
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u ever just...
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