#coolerthantheaveragejoe

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Cards Against Humanity @ 8pm EST

I'll set up the game now and start at 8 so anyone who has deck requests should come early to make them.

Server: The Biggest Blackest Dick

Host name: Ramona

Player Limit: 12

Password: coolio

[chloeinthedarkroom]

Happy birthday Gina!

Thank you, Bee!

[shadysquid]

Rule 1: Always post the rules 

Rule 2: Answer the questions the person who tagged you asked, and write 11 new ones

Rule 3: Tag 11 people and link them to the post Rule 4: Actually tell them you tagged them

SO I GOT TAGGED BY yazi AND fandom-inc SO HERE WE GO FOR A DOUBLE DOSE OF SHIT YOU DONT CARE ABOUT ABOUT ME

YAZI'S QUESTIONS

1. What does your favorite outfit look like?

A. uh, its a blue dress with black tights and combat boots. i like it :3 2. What is your favorite superhero?

A. IRON MAN 3. Name one thing about yourself that you like

A.... my grades are all A's and one B so... i like that 4. Are you more of a saver or a spender?

A. I like to spend, but I'll save for something i really want 5. Do you play an instrument? If yes, what instrument? If no, what instrument would you like to learn?

A. i wanna be able to play piano or bass guitar 6. What is your favorite type of/regular order for sushi?

A. idek man i hate sushi 7. What is your school’s mascot/team colors?

A. DOWNEY HIGH, DOWNEY HIGH, ROYAL KNIGHTS IN BLUEEEEE 8. What was a book series you loved as a kid?

A. Harry Potter. is that even a question. 9. What was your first friend like?

A. idek man probably short, loud, and sticky like all the other toddlers 10. Do you have/have you ever wanted any tattoos or piercings?

A. i have my ears pierced, and I want a loooot of tattoos 11. What is your favorite song at the moment?

A. Ghost by Michael Jackson (im going through an mj kick atm)

ARYA'S QUESTIONS

1 Do you like scary movies?

A. yes and no. i like scary movies, but i have to be in the mood 2 Whats your favorite milkshake flavor?

A. cookies and cream is the way to go daddio 3 Have you ever been in a newspaper?

A. yeah for a school field trip there was a picture of me starting a fire with a terrifying look on my face. Also there is a small section on high school sports every week, so if i score a goal, i am mentioned 4 How long can you balance on one foot?

A.1 minute 44 seconds. (i had my dad time me. i would've gone longer but fucking dogs running into me) 5 Whats the most unusual conversation you've ever had?

A.... when my mom was trying to teach me how to use a tampon... 6 What do you think the greatest invention has been?

A. electricity 7 Whats your favorite feature on the opposite sex?

A. HAIRRRRR 8 Whats your favorite feature on the same sex?

A. cut lil noses and smiles 9 Where do you like to go to on a first date?

A. TO GO SEE CATCHING FIRE then maybe a smoothie idk 10 Do you prefer vertical or horizontal stripes?

A. horizontal 11 Have you ever baked your own bread?

A. all the time

MY QUESTIONS FOR THE FUCKERS IM TAGGING

1. muffins or donuts?

2. You can choose one ship to become canon. But when you do, none of your other ships will ever have good fanfiction ever again. Which ship?

3. Coffee or tea?

4. Is there any jewelry that you wear every day? If so, what is it?

5. What made you join tumblr in the first place

6. Do you wear glasses? Contacts?

7. Any pets?

8. How many times have you hit post limit?

9. Do you go on YouTube often? If so, favorite YouTubers?

10. Go-to song that gets you pumped up?

11. Where do you want to live when you're old enough to live alone, stably?

[radiohostcecil]

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Steve Carlsburg..... Can we just take a moment to recognize what an asshole that guy is! I mean, first the hubcap and now this? I just want to say that I saw your house the other day and I have never seen a more unruly tangle of cacti in anyone's front garden. We even have a town cacti barber who only charges your patience, so really, what it comes down to is pure laziness.

Really, Steve?

How about you get your own life under control before trying to bother me about mine. 

[makingyourmascarableed]

coolerthantheaveragejoe replied to your post “IF THIS RUMOR IS FUCKING TRUE THIS IS GOING TO BE THE GREATEST DAY...”

WAHT

http://www.rollingstone.com/music/news/report-justin-timberlake-nsync-to-reunite-at-vmas-20130820

[hey-im-chef]

coolerthantheaveragejoe said: *cough* bee *cough*

Right, sorry Bee.

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Extra creative answers

[chloeinthedarkroom]

coolerthantheaveragejoe replied to your post: So I’m home, and it’s fre...

I DIDN’T KNOW YOU LIVE IN PA! IT SNOWED AT MY HOUSE EARLIER

I ASSUME THIS MEANS YOU ALSO LIVE IN PA. WHEREABOUTS ARE YOU FROM?

[chloeinthedarkroom]

Hey I think you're p cool we've been following each other for a while and I'm surprised you've stuck through all of my posts omg so HEY HIGH FIVE

Hi! We really have been following each other for a while huh? lol I’m just thinking about it and it has been a pretty long time. *high fives back*

[mashed-potatocomfort]

Having been unpopular in high school is not just cause for book publications.

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