#analcaynal

[cheddarchaser]

YO I'm sorry if this is weird but I'm moving across the country to philly in February and don't know anybody there. do I pass the vibe check. ignore me if this is abnormal behavior :p

perfectly normal behavior. the most important rules of living in philly are KEEP MOVING and SHOW NO FEAR

[inbarfink]

@analcaynal replied to your photo: Famously, one of Steven Universe’s biggest early...

Pink couldn’t summon a weapon though. That’s bismuth’s sword. It was a physical item

I wasn’t highlighting the Sword, I was highlighting Rose’s SHIELD, which is a summoned Weapon. As you can tell by the fact the show introduced the concept of summoning a weapon WITH the Shield.

[consolecadet]

@analcaynal replied to your photo: just-collecting-dust: Boxers: George Moore: age...

I thought these were lesbians

gender is and has always been fake, maybe they were

[transgenderteensurvivalguide]

Do you know if Burger King is generally trans-friendly? (i.e. letting employees go by their chosen name/pronouns at work) I want to apply there but I don't know if I could handle being deadnamed all day. Also, how would you go about telling your employer about that kind of stuff?

Followers say:

analcaynal said: My bk was fine with my chosen name. But in the system, my birth name was used, and coworkers and customers can see that. Also, I just told my boss when i was being hired, "my birth name is x, but I go by y." I never brought up pronouns, because I'm nb and didn't want to deal with that, but you could also say "I'm an x, and I use y pronouns."

hellobiscuit said: their handbook prohibits discrimination based on “gender” and “gender identity” however how closely that’s followed depends greatly on your employer. i personally would recommend bringing it up during the interview and phrase it like this: “your employee handbook prohibits discrimination based on gender and gender identity, and i’m (trans) but haven’t legally changed my name or sex yet (if that’s the case), and i just wanted to be sure that everyone would use (X/X) pronouns for me and call me (y/n)”

ishiplotsssss said: Since there are laws about non discrimination in some states (but not all), I bet as long as your manager isn’t transphobic and you have a genuine talk with them and ask to be called a different name/pronouns they would.

[transfemininomenon]

why am i even bothering arguing with someone with the url analcaynal

[pupchouli]

@analcaynal I hate that you had to go through this too but at the same time knowing I'm not alone really really means a lot to me. We're gonna heal one of these days and idk. Sending love your way 💖

[strongermonster]

analcaynal replied to your post:

Can u tag slurs pls

yee frend, srry, i'll slap a #slurs tw on there  👍

[ectotheology]

analcaynal replied to your photoset “”

Her name is Disney channel

it sure the fuck is

[diabolicalbehavioraltherapy]

@analcaynal get to know me better then we’ll see ;)

[consolecadet]

You look vaguely like Justin McElroy

I am not Hip to the Times so I had to google who that was

I don’t really see much of a resemblance except that he too is a chunky white man who looks like he could be Jewish

[monsterlets]

@analcaynal super descriptive

[memes-and-bananas]

Do all of the curiousity questions maybe? Are you okay?

1. Last kiss

like 2 weeks ago

2. Last phone call

marissa

3. Last text message

marissa

4. Last song you listened to

tomorrow night by steel panther

5. Last time you cried

currently

HAVE YOU EVER:

6. Dated someone twice

sadly

7. Been cheated on

sadly

8. Self harmed

no

9. Lost someone special

yes

10. Been depressed

currently

11. Been drunk and threw up

i dont drink

THIS YEAR HAVE YOU:

12. had sex

no

13. How many people have you had sex with this year?

15. Made a new friend

yes

17. Laughed until you cried

i dont think so, maybe

18. Met someone who changed you

of course

19. Found out who your true friends were

yes

20. Found out someone was talking about you

yes

26. What did you do for your last Birthday

had a lot of people over and played smash bros

27. What time did you wake up today

like 9

29. Name something you CANNOT wait for

happiness or something

30. Last time you saw your all of your siblings at the same time

always

31. What is one thing you wish you could change about your life

to not be depressed

32. What are you listening to right now

steel panther

33. When is the last time you had sex?

never

34. Who's getting on your nerves right now

no one

35. Most visited webpage

facebook

36. Favorite colour

purple

37. Nicknames

cupr

38. Relationship Status

single as of last night

39. Zodiac sign

virgo

40. Jew or Aryan

41. Primary school

i went to a few schools i dont remember the names of

42. Secondary School

madison middle school

43. High school/college

north eugene hs

44. Eye color

blue

46. Height

5′ 10″

47. Do you have a crush on someone

sadly

48. What do you like about yourself

my musical talent

49. Piercings

n/a

50. Tattoos

n/a

51. Righty or lefty

right

FIRSTS:

53. First piercing

54. First best friend

dillon shimon

55. First hookup

56. First Bestfriend

??

RIGHT NOW:

59. Eating

nothing

60. Drinking

water

61. I'm about to

cry prob

62. Listening to

steel panther

63. Waiting for

friends to talk to me

YOUR FUTURE:

64. Want kids?

ye

65. Get married?

ye

66. Career

something in music

WHICH IS BETTER:

67. Lips or eyes

eyes

68. Hugs or kisses

kisses

69. Shorter or taller

shorter

70. Older or Younger

older

71. Romantic or spontaneous

romantic

72. Nice stomach or nice arms

stomach

73. Sensitive or loud

sensitive

74. Hook-up or relationship

relationship

HAVE YOU EVER:

76. Kissed a stranger

yes

77. Drank hard liquor

sadly once

78. Lost glasses/contacts

no

79. Had sex

no

80. Broken someone's heart

maybe

82. Been arrested

no

83. Turned someone down

yes

84. Cried when someone died

yes

85. Fallen for a friend

yes

DO YOU BELIEVE IN:

86. Yourself

no

87. Miracles

kinda

88. Love at first sight

mayb

89. Heaven

no

90. Santa Clause

no

91. Kiss on the first date

yes

92. Angels

no

93. How would you label yourself?

lame

94. Someone You Pray Everyday For

noone

95. Did you sing today

no

96. Who From All Your Ex's have You Cared The Most About

marissa honestly

97. If you could go back in time, how far would you go?

60s prob

98. Out Of Everything In The World What Do You Wish For

the good ol world peace

99. Are you afraid of falling in love?

yes

100. Do you like the way you look?

no

Actually ask me something. Anon or not.

im not okay

[elsinore-snores]

if youre scared for your safety go outside. if you have any trusted neighbors go to their house or go to a grocery store or wherever you can. if youre too anxious consider calling or texting a suicide so someone knows if you get hurt. maybe try lying on your back with your legs up against a wall. thatt sometimes calms me down if your pets are with you try play with them or pet them for a bit. i know you don't know me but if theres anything that i can do let me know. my name is ross.

I have no neighbors or friends and things migiht be getting sort of resolved now

[askanonbinary]

its probably dumb coming off anon but you never actually answer my asks when i send them and im just here to say that you guys are really shitty to nonbinary and cis people who are on anon and might be young and unsure about their gender identity. they ask innocent questions hoping for help and you give them fuckass answers and its terrible. im not cis. im nonbinary. before you go spouting shit in my face

Are you aware that we tell people to at least read a page or two of this blog before sending things, or do you just expect us to be magic question-answering gender wizards who always and forever have the exact amount of time necessary to give the same reply over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and fucking over?

The people we most commonly answer are those who come to use with questions not covered by our surprisingly extensive index, or those who want advice we may be able to give. This may come as a surprise to you, but, this isn't a trans 101 blog; young people with questions about their identity are welcome but if there's some shit that they could find in the list of words and definitions on the left-hand side of this blog that's exactly where the fuck I'm going to point them.

They can find out more about themselves by self-questioning and examination than they can by asking us about every aspect of their identity, because, as has been said numerous times before, we're not the center of a hive-mind.

-Nick

[second-hand-skeleton]

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