#cosmic cheese

[djsadbean]

Sorry about not coloring the rest. I just didn’t want to ☺️☺️ (silly au where miss power wants to celebrate her earth birthday but makes them do it for her)

[pennyroks77]

you ever see a ship and wonder why it exists

[your-pal-nebula]

My dad and I formed a plotline of how the cosmic cheese ship would realistically go

Yes, internet, I did, in fact, explain to my 36yo dad what ships and shipping are.

Anyways, I decided to tell him about a few in the car last week, and mentioned him that Twobrains x Miss Power is definitely my least favorite Twobrains ship.

And that lead to us forming a plotline of how that ship would happen realistically, and it was fucking hilarious.

(The words of the day are harassment and limerence!)

About a year or two after the events of The Rise of Miss Power, Piss Lawnmoer returns to Earth. Expect, she's not... bullying anybody. Or trying to take over the planet.

Instead, she's running around telling people Dr. Twobrains is her boyfriend and acting like they're dating... when... they aren't. Eventually, Fair City slowly realizes that's literally the whole reason Piss Lawnmoer came back to Earth. Just... to try and gaslight Twobrains into thinking they're dating. Yes, he'd totally bring up the whole "Didn't you try to kill me?" Thing to her, at which point she would attempt to gaslight him into thinking that never happened.

From this point, my father and I created two possible plotlines: either Twobrains gets fed up and tries to call WG to help him with the situation, or he ends up caving and is like "okay, okay, fine, FINE. WE'RE DATING. NOW PLEASE STOP HARRASING ME."

Now, following that second plotline, que the most miserable, longest month of that poor rat man's entire life. Even the henchmen temporarily leave him because of what it's like living with Piss Lawnmoer.

Then, WG gets the pleasure of this phone call:

"Look, look, WordGirl, hi- why am I whispering? Because I'm hidng in the closet and if she hears me talking to you, Miss Power will kill me. Anyways, about that, please, for the love of God, I know it was really fucking stupid of me to cave and this is entirely my fault, but please, I WILL KILL EITHER MYSELF, HER OR BOTH OF US IF I GOTTA DEAL WITH THIS FOR ANOTHER WEEK"

Look, I feel horrible for finding this funny

[snickerzanddoodlez]

So I'm jusy curious this afternoon, opinions on the Cosmic Cheese ship?

Honestly, I can never judge a crackship too harshly…I

’m not sure why this ship exists TBH, but I don’t have qualms with it unless it’s like being shipped in a creepy power-imbalance way?

Aside from that, when it’s being shipped because of Dr. Two-Brains flirty teasing / because it’s interesting, I don’t mind it!

I don’t ship Two Brains with anyone to be honest, but I’m okay with the ship, I’ve seen some funny fanart of it!

(ALSO THANK YOU FOR THE ASK I GET LIKE NO ASKS BUT I NEED EXCUSES TO TALK ABOUT WORDGIRL 😭)

[ninjastormhawkkat]

ngl

When you and @drtwobrainsstuff said divorced amazing cheese i thought you guys meant miss power x amazo guy x steven/two brains at first 💀💀💀💀💀💀💀

Lmao yeah, I know there is a divorced cheese au out there that stands for Steven/Two Brains and Miss Power but in the context of them having never even dated or married yet treat each other like a divorced couple especially when arguing over the custody of their alien child Wordgirl who in the canon sense is not their child legally or biologically. It is more of an emotional family between Wordgirl and Two Brains. I don't know where Miss Power stands in this.

When writing out the divorced amazing cheese au with @drtwobrainsstuff I tried so hard to keep focus and make sure I didn't accidentally write divorced cheese and accidentally confuse people when I was trying to refer to Amazo Guy's and Steven's relationship in this context.

I don't really ship Two Brains and Miss Power together because I honestly don't see them as a romantic couple. She literally tried to kill the mouse man scientist. It doesn't bother me if others like to ship them, I just really don't see those two together. But if there was a ship between Amazo Guy, Miss Power, and Steven/Two Brains it would probably be called Cosmic Amazing Cheese since the ship name for Miss Power/Two Brains is Cosmic Cheese.

[knife-em0ji]

Sorry for this long post but can people stop treating Vader and Anakin as completely separate people. Like. That type of dissociation were obviously coping mechanisms by Old Ben and Vader. Not like. A literal fragmentation of personalities. Like if you love Anakin Skywalker imo you have to accept that he was a cute kid and a padme simp and a fun older brother and a boy desperately in need of acknowledgement and praise and a father who ultimately loved his son but also a guy who commits atrocities in his anger and strangles people who annoy him and has a victim/persecution complex (although admittedly for good reason) and was also a notorious child killer. This man contains multitudes.

Imo falling to the dark side/using the light side of the force isn’t marked by a shift or fragmentation of personality, but rather what emotions are used to channel the force and guide one’s actions. I think part of what’s so hard about resisting the dark side and coming back to the light is that there’s positive feedback loops of power, and resisting that by doing good and healthily channeling emotions is just plain hard. Especially in the case of Anakin, who is notoriously a “in for a penny, in for a pound” type of guy. He’s loyal and loves completely and dangerously with his whole heart, and he hates just as much.

And I think guilt is a huge factor with him struggling to do good; it’s pretty much a thought process of “Well, I’ve already committed thousands of atrocities and have countless amounts of blood on my hands, I have to believe whole hog in what I’ve been doing because then otherwise what was it all for.” I think that’s what makes his sacrifice for Luke so poignant, because it speaks to how much he loves his son that he’s able to overcome that spiral and do one last act of love for his son, unselfishly and without rationalization.

Idk, I just watched ESB again, and I think beyond just wanting to possess Luke and use him for power, it’s reasonable to think that part of the reason Vader wants him so badly to turn to the dark side with him is that he still thinks the dark side is the only way he can have enough power to protect his family and therefore keep them—he’s objectively much more powerful than he was in the prequels, and a main part of his struggles during the fall of the Republic was that he didn’t feel “strong enough” to protect the people he loved as a Jedi. He wasn’t able to free the slaves. He wasn’t able to save his mother. He wasn’t able to stop Ashoka’s expulsion from the order. He wasn’t able to prevent Padmé from dying. With the commitment he’s had to his path and the objective amount of power he’s amassed since the twins’ births, I think it’s reasonable to assume he desperately grasping at the idea that somehow, this time, he’ll be able to achieve what he’s never been able to do before. But his failure always lies in the fact that his motivations are, and always have been, ultimately self-serving, that his pride and fear of loss—which are completely understandable in moderation and not something he should necessarily be punished for—outweigh his real and genuine care for his loved ones and the galaxy at large.

Idk. All this to say that Anakin has always been Vader and Vader has always been Anakin. They’re the same fucking person, you fools! Stop taking dissociative rationalization literally!!! It’s right there in the text!!!! His return to the light does not negate his time in the dark and vice versa! There is good in him !! He is capable of unspeakable evil !!! BOTH ARE TRUE AT THE SAME TIME!!!!!

[jessicalocke]

clenching my fist. i miss jam i need to rewatch mh. they are everything to me. they are reluctant crushes they are summer sweethearts they are partners in tragedy. they are i am not stronger than this but i will fight it for you. they are inseparable they are torn apart they are bittersweet. they are i cannot save you. i want to save you. no one was doing it like them. what the fuck.

[the-meme-monarch]

what's strange abt this is i got an ask some time ago saying the piza tower dev is racist and antisemitic and i looked into that and didn't find anything. then a couple days later i got another ask saying "hey if you get an ask saying the pizza tower dev is a piece of shit it's not true, someone's just trying to start drama and has been sending these asks to a bunch of people" and so i was like oh ok cool false alarm. and now

[melonthesprigatito]

I know how most people headcanon Miss Power's planet to be some sort of military conquering dystopia where only the strong survive and the weak perish in order to explain why she's like That™ but…. What if she's just a freak by their standards?

Sure, maybe all of the people from Miss Power's planet feed off emotions, but who says they can only feed off NEGATIVE emotions? For all we know, Miss Power's planet could be this My Little Pony/ Care Bears-esque sugary sweet society where the power of love and friendship reigns supreme and Miss Power was like "Nah, fuck that" and left to find a new home. Maybe people think she's just a weirdo by choosing to feed off of suffering. Maybe she's just a cringe fail member of her species.

[ilovecheese42069]

Cheese Pairing #2

Cheese: Murrays Estate Gouda

Pairing: Cosmic Crisp apple.

They mix together well, the cosmic crisp apple mellows out the Gouda while causing the flavor to accentuate with the sweetness of the apple over time

[Left Picture: Picture of Murrays Estate Gouda crumbled using a knife resting on a marble cutting board

Right Picture: A bunch of 8 red Cosmic Crisp Apple

[kakusu-shipping]

Pre-relationship 4-6 for the Mario Bros.! (Or your favorite of those questions if you only want one haha)

Yes!!! More Mario Bros ramble!!! Blessed!! Thankyou!!

4. Who felt romantic feelings first?

Hard to say, sense they've always been like this. There's not a specific moment either of them could go back to and say when they fell in love, they've always loved eachother, you know?

Though Luigi was the first to recognize these feelings as romantic, and different than how he loved, say, their mom and dad, and that that was something important. Mario didn't think it mattered what kind of love they had, their mama had taught them Love is Love, so what does it matter, right?

This happened when they were like 7.

5. Did either of them try to resist their feelings?

Maybe not quiet resist, but Mario did consider it for a while.

Around middle school-ish age, 12 or 13, their mom sat the brothers down to explain the difference between Familial and Romantic love, and why that difference was important, kind of assuming they didn't really know the difference in their emotions yet.

The whole thing made Mario feel awful. He'd made his mother worry, his father angry, and worst of all he, the older brother, put Luigi on the line for his own selfish reasoning.

The only reason he didn't fully withdrawal from Luigi and stew in an early sea of self deprecation was Luigi rubbing it in Mario's face that he was right, that the love he has for Mario and the love he has for the rest of their family is different. He did an "I Told You So" dance and everything. He was right and Mario was wrong ha ha ha ha ha!

So yeah. Mario considered resisting his feelings for all of about 20 minutes before Luigi snapped him out of it, and reminded him why that would simply never work. Not for them.

6. If you had told one of them that the other would be their soulmate, what would they think?

Mario doesn't believe in soulmates, he's a simple guy and not all that romantic in the grand scheme sense. Luigi on the other hand is all about Cosmic Connection and the "Over and Over again, life after life, I will find you, and I fall in love with you again and again" kind of cheesy nonsense. He'd be over the moon about it.

[djsadbean]

“Aww… it’s almost cute how dumb you are 💕 There’s nothing in either brain 🥰”

pose referenced from @/kianamaiart !!

[consolecadet]

Incredibly frustrating: I'm reasonably sure I'm getting glutened by a tiny amount of cross-contact on a cheese I bought at Whole Foods. Both times I've eaten it, I've started having, uh, problems within 2-3 hours. The cheese itself is gf (I checked the manufacturer's website) but Whole Foods divides all its fancy cheese into saleable pieces onsite. They probably cut my cheese in a room swirling with flour next to a gigantic loaf of bread.

[biteapple]

got this weird thing always where im always wondering if im a gay man or a bi dude-kinda or a bi girl-a-little-bit or a gay man-also-woman-a-bit, and its like. whenever im like "OKAYY I DONT CAREEEEE MAYBE I DO LIKE GIRLS" .... IMMEDIATELY my thoughts about liking women are gone like. when im trying to appease that. and then im like "hmm maybe i DONT like girls??" the thoughts about liking girls comes back

[emma-d-klutz]

no but fr as someone who’s godawful with even high school physics and has the computer science level of a mildly talented 4th grader, I think about quantum computing and I feel true cosmic horror like it makes me understand how Lovecraft felt creeped out by air conditioners there’s just no way for my mortal mind to comprehend it without inducing madness 

[josephkravis]

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