Vampire Peem AU
@watchingblsnowandforever you have inspired me back just now, because vampire peem??? Vampire Peem. You're given me THOUGHTS.
VampirE PEEM.
Just. Imagine. Imagine what people think. He's a heartthrob. He's unapproachable. He's legit, unironically glowing. Skin golden despite all those vampire stereotypes, eyes pitch black that only have that reddish glint when he's truly vexed or truly hungry. Vampires aren't that common, not like other fantastical 'creatures', so every vampire in those faculties is made aware of each other, and a majority of students are aware of them. People try not to get on a vampire's bad side. Vampires are unmistakably one of the scariest. Their fangs are actually crazy sharp and long and scary. Their reflexes and speed and strength are no joke.
So imagine Phum's surprise when he gets on a vampire's nerves without even intending. He's just a brat by nature sometimes, he likes to talk back to people he doesn't know. So when this pretty boy came in he just gave a little bit of lip, and then Peem bares his fangs in a terrifying manner and instead of getting horrified by the fact that he's verbally goading a vampire, Phum smirks and goes on.
He's kicked in the nuts hard enough to fall dizzy on the floor. And insanely, he wants more.
So he gets to goad Peem some more, ridiculously unafraid of him, and then realizes that people are actually very wrong about vampires. Wrong to be cautious about them. Wrong to side-step with such ignorance.
Because Peem's anger can be cutting, sure. But Peem is adorable. He wears bucket hats on the hottest days because the sun gives him headaches, cutely tugging the bucket hat as if he could shrink under it completely (which he kind of can, but we'll get to that.) And he nibbles on things because his fangs ache when they aren't used for more than three days. And he has a cute lisp when he's excited. And he bites his lower lip by accident more times than anyone can count.
Peem loves snuggles, loves to press against Phum just to hear his blood flowing underneath his skin. He grumbles about the stale taste of blood bags and clicks his tongue or smacks his lips with a disarming wrinkle of his nose when he buys a flavor he doesn't vibe with. He makes this face 🥺 when Phum gives him a wrist to suck from without a world, or when he tilts his head to bare his neck to him. He flashes his fangs at people when he's annoyed, yes, but most of all he hides behind Phum's shoulder when he doesn't like someone, giving them a red-glow glare.
The first time Peem transformed into a bat around him, Phum almost fainted from cuteness aggression. Because he now has a teeny tiny bat snuggled against his neck around the house, or squeaking in faux offense when Phum coos and rubs his small head. Bat Peem loves to nap on Phum's chest in the evenings when Phum watches TV, or on the head of Phum's plushie. He also begrudgery allows Phum to cocoon him in a fluffy blanket and take him around the house like he's a goddamn baby, just because Phum giggles the most when he does it.
Conclusion. Peem is the most adorable creature on earth, and maybe people should continue to be afraid of him, because that means Phum gets him all to himself.
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speaking of durge, this is Hysteria. bhaal made her in his image (his image is cotton candy)
smile back!! she wants to see your teeth :)
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fish feesh eggs AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Cw: blood (the character in said piece is lying it is not paint but you can still trust them)
hi fellow heket lover whats up gamer.
i had like two other projects i was working on but like in a sleep deprived state my brain decided to draw this. this was meant to be a silly mspaint doodle btw-
so yeah here's some hopefully okayish fanart/shitpost art for @creeperchild (sorry for the @)
not doing the normal self promotion because anxiety
this somehow took me like three days and the painting on the drawing took half of the time i was awake to make. i sadly didn't get a good enough screenshot of it before the merging of the color layers
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Juggalo stuff has been inescapable for me lately and its rlly funny to me bc I have fallen back into listening to their music more . IDK if I have the right to call myself anything more than juggalo adjacent bc like besides knowing a decent chunk of the songs my knowledge is paltry but likee . Woop woop I love that shit
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