#courtney plays zelda

[bilestat]

I BEAT TWILIGHT PRINCESS

[ianthoni]

Awww babygirl noo don't sulk

[lorekeeper-backset]

Watching H Bomberguy's video about Climate Change Denial and there's the line "If everything's proceeding as normal where did all this fucking water come from, Courtney!?"

I assume that the person who wrote the article he's talking about is named Courtney, I don't know I put this one on as background noise while I play Zelda so I wasn't really paying attention, but I'm so infected by Pokemon brainrot that my immediate first thought was

[smoshgoshbefosh]

may 15

Your birthday's pretty soon. Happy early (early) birthday!

What Smosh Videos were Posted on Your Birthday?

2009:

Grammar Police- Smosh Main

2010:

No videos uploaded May 15

2011:

No videos uploaded May 15

2012:

No videos uploaded May 15

2013:

Payday 2 Scores a Big Release (SAGNUT)- Smosh Games

Gangsta like 50 Cent (Gametime w/Smosh)- Smosh Games

2014:

We Play Mario Kart 8!- Smosh Games

Rooftop Demolition Derby (Grand Theft Smosh)- Smosh Games

2015:

Magic iPad- Smosh Main

WWE Makeup Challenge (Gang Bang)- Smosh Games

2016:

Smosh Games Triathlon (Bonus)- Smosh Games

2017:

Movies That Made Us Cry (Lunchtime w/Smosh)- Smosh Pit

A Shocking New Leader Rises (Maricraft: Hero House)- Smosh Games

2018:

Putting Kimchi in Our Mouths (The Show w/No Name)- Smosh Pit

Donkey Kong (Honest Game Trailers)- Smosh Games (All Honest Game Trailers were recently deleted)

2019:

Should Ian Date Courtney's Sister?: Smoshcast Higlight #13- Smoshcast

2020:

How We Finished #2 in PUBG- Smosh Games

Ranking Our Top Five Favorite Youtubers: Smoshcast #63- Smoshcast

2021:

No videos uploaded May 15

2022:

Can You Guess these Movie Mashups? (Board AF: Movie Movie Game)- Smosh Games

2023:

You're Eating in Your Car WRONG- Smosh Main

Smosh Sleepover Game Night! (Live)- Smosh Main

The Legend of Zelda in Real Life (Shorts)- Smosh Main

Just What Every Show Needs (Shorts)- Smosh Pit

Chaos Ensues in The Haunted House- Smosh Games (I can't actually find this one. It may have been deleted or unlisted)

[jaynedolluk]

Finally got round to watching Her Smell which is a film about a fictional all girl grunge band called Something She. Elisabeth Moss plays the lead singer, Becky Something with Agyness Deyn + Gayle Rankin playing the other band members. There's also an up + coming band called the Akergirls which features Cara Delevingne plus Amber Heard as singer Zelda E. Zekiel. Becky has drug problems + behaves badly + crashes & burns before staging a comeback of sorts (and that's essentially the movie).

Elisabeth Moss is great in the role (even if it does feel like she's channelling Courtney Love) and there's a great supporting cast but the film does feel a bit aimless altho' it comes alive in the scenes where the band are performing. (There's a great cover version of Another Girl, Another Planet). I also loved the fact that the end titles show all the imaginary releases from the bands/singers featured in the film.

[casuallyimagining]

Courtney, I want to thank you for writing Fix You and Home. They're such lovely stories that really tackle the difficulty of living in a world that's not kind to you and finding the people who will love and care for you even if you feel a little too broken to be worthy of it. It's been a minute since I've read them, but I also appreciate Fallen and the fact that you trusted me enough to let me beta read despite us still getting to know each other.

Talking about pokemon, zelda, and the endless bear and otter hybrid thoughts is always delightful even if I'm a little slow to respond. Regardless, you're wonderful and I appreciate your presence in my life.

Love, Memes 💜

dm me your address. I'm going to come kiss you on the forehead.

you offering to beta fallen was honestly such a power play? like I got a beta and a friend? someone who is willing to listen to me bitch about my fics AND recommend me new coffee orders? AND you send me bear and otter pictures periodically?

I am not usually a lucky person, and I don't make friends easily, but the universe decided to throw me a bone I guess 😂😂 💙💙💙

[super-island-edits]

“YAHOO! Another firework disappeared into the sky!”

Hi hi y’all I’m mod Ibuki but you could call me Zoey if ya’ want! I’m on everyday so I’ll be around often!

More info under the cut :D

💗 More About Me:

I’m 13 and swamped with homework so please be patient! /pos

My main pronouns are she/her but I also use cute/cute or pink pronouns! My Main blog is here!

💗 Things I can edit for!:

Danganronpa (all games)

Turning Red

Undertale/Deltarune

Coraline

Gorillaz

Total Drama (only up to season 5!)

My Hero Academia

Demon Slayer

Avatar the Last Airbender

Vocaloid

Five Nights At Freddy’s (Only security breach!)

Bendy and The Ink Machine

Haikyuu!!

Apex Legends

Kingdom Hearts

Sanrio

Animal Crossing

Mystic Messenger

Obey Me: One Master to Rule Them All!

The Nightmare Before Christmas

Stranger Things

Carmen Sandiego (2019 version)

Naruto (selective and shippuden only!)

Legend of Zelda (I’ve only played botw so no major spoilers plz!)

Any Ghibli Movie

Doki Doki Literature Club

Toilet-Bound Hanako-kun

Pokemon

Adventure Time

My Little Pony

Lupin the Third

💗 Types of edits I do!:

Icons

Headers

Moodboards

Playlists

Doodles

Pendulum Readings

Tarot Readings

💗 Blacklist!:

Irl things (ex. actors outside characters, dsmp, real people)

Countryhumans

Yansim

Chris, Chef, Scott, Courtney, Gwen, Dakota, Sam, Jo (Total drama)

Lore Olympus (I’ll only post that stuff on my main blog)

Yanderes in general!

Sanscest shippers

Madrigalcest shippers

Any 4*town member x anyone

Paula Cracker (Gorillaz)

Rika, V, Saeran (Mystic Messenger)

Lilith, Luke (Obey Me)

Sun x Moon (Fnaf)

Mr.B (Coraline)

Any “ugly” considered villager (Animal Crossing)

Mike or Will x anyone, The Mind Flayer (Stranger Things)

Tsukasa, Mistuba, Sakura (Tbhk)

Len or Ren x anyone, Miku x anyone (Vocaloid)

Any Haikyuu!! ship 

The king, Toriel, Chara, Flowey (Deltarune/Undertale)

Any bnha ship that isn’t Ochamina (they just make me uncomfy)

Ozai, Sokka x anyone (Bc of his heartbreaks ;-; ATLA)

Saiouma, Tenko x men, Ultra Despair Girls, Korekiyo, Mikan, Junko (Danganronpa)

Ice king, any adventure time ships for the time being

Steven Universe

Any adultish tv show (ex. American Dad, Family Guy)

Eddsworld (only for my main blog and highly selective)

She-ra (New and old)

Salad fingers (the gore and character just make me uncomfy)

💗 Whitelist!:

4*town, Priya (Turning Red)

Hanako x Yashiro (Tbhk)

Ochako x Mina, Denki, Fatgum, Kirishima, Bakugo, Tsuyu (Bnha)

Roxy x Chica, Monty, Sundrop (fnaf)

Mike + Personalities (total drama)

Alice angel, Boris (Batim)

Zack, Player, Ivy, Graham (Carmen Sandiego)

Enmu, Doma, Uzui Tengen, Mitsuri, Nezuko

Judy, Raymond, Kabuki, Isabel, Brewster, Rover (Animal Crossing)

Sokka, Zuko, Suki, Toph, Ty Lee (Atla)

Steve, Will, Max, Eleven (Stranger Things)

2D, Ace, Noodle (Gorillaz)

Ibuki, Kokichi, Gundham, Kazuichi (Danganronpa)

Natsuki, Monika (doki doki)

Howl, Ponyo, Calcifer, Souske, Ponyo’s Parents (Ghibli)

Leviathan, Mammon, Beel, Asmo (Obey me)

707, Zen (Mystic Messenger)

Sans, Papyrus, Mettaton, Spamton, Ralsei, Susie, Kris (Undertale/Deltarune)

Octane, Bloodhound (Apex Legends)

Deidara, Naruto, Kiba, Shikamaru, Itachi, Kakashi (Naruto)

Miku, Len, Galaco (Vocaloid)

Sugawara, Tanaka, Bokuto (Haikyuu!!)

Wybie, Other Father (Coraline)

Sora (Kingdom Hearts

Jack Skellington, Sally (The Nightmare Before Christmas)

Link, Revali, Mask Kid (Legend of Zelda)

Scenecore, Weirdcore, Royalcore, Dark Academia (Aesthetics)

Any pokemon swsh character (excluding Rose)

Any character from lupin the third (Excluding villains)

Marshall Lee, Cake, Princess Bubblegum, Marceline 

[wonderhoy-edits]

“Gonna see a play♪ See a play♪ Doo doo doo♪”

Hi hii! I’m Mod Emu or Mod Otori, you could also call me Zoey if you’d like! My pronouns are she/her, and I’m a minor! My main blog is @.zoey-thee-4townie, I’m the owner of this group blog so message me there if you have any questions!

I Can Dance To This! (Edit types):

Icons (regular, shaped, reply, pride)

Headers

Moodboards

Playlists

Doodles

Pendulum Readings

Tarot Readings

Compose, Compose! (Source List!):

Danganronpa (all games)

Turning Red

Undertale/Deltarune

Coraline

Gorillaz

Total Drama (only up to season 5!)

My Hero Academia

Demon Slayer

Avatar the Last Airbender

Vocaloid

Five Nights At Freddy’s (Only security breach!)

Bendy and The Ink Machine

Haikyuu!!

Apex Legends

Kingdom Hearts

Sanrio

Animal Crossing

Mystic Messenger

Obey Me: One Master to Rule Them All!

The Nightmare Before Christmas

Stranger Things

Carmen Sandiego (2019 version)

Naruto (selective and shippuden only!)

Legend of Zelda (I’ve only played botw so no major spoilers plz!)

Any Ghibli Movie

Doki Doki Literature Club

Toilet-Bound Hanako-kun

Pokemon

Adventure Time

My Little Pony

Lupin the Third

Project Sekai

Teen Titans (The original)

That’s My Jam! (Whitelist!):

4*town, Priya (Turning Red)

Hanako x Yashiro (Tbhk)

Ochako x Mina, Denki, Fatgum, Kirishima, Bakugo, Tsuyu (Bnha)

Roxy x Chica, Monty, Sundrop (fnaf)

Mike + Personalities (total drama)

Alice angel, Boris (Batim)

Zack, Player, Ivy, Graham (Carmen Sandiego)

Enmu, Doma, Uzui Tengen, Mitsuri, Nezuko

Judy, Raymond, Kabuki, Isabel, Brewster, Rover (Animal Crossing)

Sokka, Zuko, Suki, Toph, Ty Lee (Atla)

Steve, Will, Max, Eleven (Stranger Things)

2D, Ace, Noodle (Gorillaz)

Ibuki, Kokichi, Gundham, Kazuichi (Danganronpa)

Natsuki, Monika (doki doki)

Howl, Ponyo, Calcifer, Souske, Ponyo’s Parents (Ghibli)

Leviathan, Mammon, Beel, Asmo (Obey me)

707, Zen (Mystic Messenger)

Sans, Papyrus, Mettaton, Spamton, Ralsei, Susie, Kris (Undertale/Deltarune)

Octane, Bloodhound (Apex Legends)

Deidara, Naruto, Kiba, Shikamaru, Itachi, Kakashi (Naruto)

Miku, Len, Galaco (Vocaloid)

Sugawara, Tanaka, Bokuto (Haikyuu!!)

Wybie, Other Father (Coraline)

Sora (Kingdom Hearts

Jack Skellington, Sally (The Nightmare Before Christmas)

Link, Revali, Mask Kid (Legend of Zelda)

Scenecore, Weirdcore, Royalcore, Dark Academia (Aesthetics)

Any pokemon swsh character (excluding Rose)

Any character from lupin the third (Excluding villains)

Marshall Lee, Cake, Princess Bubblegum, Marceline

Robin, Jynx, Beast Boy, Cyborg, Raven, Starfire, Blackfire 

This Song Just Isn’t Fitting The Mood! (Blacklist!):

Irl things (ex. actors outside characters, dsmp, real people)

Countryhumans

Yansim

Chris, Chef, Scott, Courtney, Gwen, Dakota, Sam, Jo (Total drama)

Lore Olympus (I’ll only post that stuff on my main blog)

Yanderes in general!

Sanscest shippers

Madrigalcest shippers

Any 4*town member x anyone

Paula Cracker (Gorillaz)

Rika, V, Saeran (Mystic Messenger)

Lilith, Luke (Obey Me)

Sun x Moon (Fnaf)

Mr.B (Coraline)

Any “ugly” considered villager (Animal Crossing)

Mike or Will x anyone, The Mind Flayer (Stranger Things)

Tsukasa, Mistuba, Sakura (Tbhk)

Len or Ren x anyone, Miku x anyone (Vocaloid)

Any Haikyuu!! ship

The king, Toriel, Chara, Flowey (Deltarune/Undertale)

Any bnha ship that isn’t Ochamina (they just make me uncomfy)

Ozai, Sokka x anyone (Bc of his heartbreaks ;-; ATLA)

Saiouma, Tenko x men, Ultra Despair Girls, Korekiyo, Mikan, Junko (Danganronpa)

Ice king, any adventure time ships for the time being

Any parents, kohane (Project Sekai)

Any teen titan ship for the time being

[heartxshaped-bruises]

♮ - Aeron/Zelda, Oliver/Joe, Eira/Joe, Eira/Davey, Eira/Emry, and Tripp/Emry. I think that's everyone? You're welcome to do whatever you like. Just thought I'd send a bunch cuz it's music :3

✧･ﾟ 𝐌𝐔𝐒𝐈𝐂 𝐒𝐇𝐔𝐅𝐅𝐋𝐄 𝐌𝐄𝐌𝐄  ​

★ 𝐄𝐈𝐑𝐀 && 𝐉𝐎𝐄

A SONG THAT REPRESENTS OUR MUSES IN GENERAL

❛ Courtney ❜ by The Narcissist Cookbook

A SONG THAT REPRESENTS WHAT MINE THINKS OF YOURS

❛ Mantra ❜ by Bring Me The Horizon

A SONG THAT REPRESENTS WHAT YOURS THINKS OF MINE

❛ Falling In Love (Will Kill You) ❜ by Wrongchilde ft. Gerard Way

THEIR THEME SONG IF THEY EVER FELL IN LOVE // BECAME FRIENDS

❛ Tell Me ❜ by Johnny Jewel ft. Saoirse Ronan

THEIR THEME SONG IF THEY ARE ENEMIES OR BECAME ENEMIES

❛ Running Up That Hill (Cover) ❜ by Meg Myers

WHAT MY MUSE WOULD SING OR PLAY AT YOUR MUSES FUNERAL

❛ Carnival Of Rust ❜ by Poets Of The Fall

★ 𝐀𝐄𝐑𝐎𝐍 && 𝐙𝐄𝐋𝐃𝐀

A SONG THAT REPRESENTS OUR MUSES IN GENERAL

❛ Funeral Grey ❜ by Waterparks

A SONG THAT REPRESENTS WHAT MINE THINKS OF YOURS

❛ Autoclave ❜ by Mountain Goats

A SONG THAT REPRESENTS WHAT YOURS THINKS OF MINE

❛ Sweet Disaster ❜ by DREAMER

THEIR THEME SONG IF THEY EVER FELL IN LOVE // BECAME FRIENDS

❛ My Life Is Going On ❜ by Cecilia Krull

THEIR THEME SONG IF THEY ARE ENEMIES OR BECAME ENEMIES

❛ In A Darkened Room ❜ by Skid Row

WHAT MY MUSE WOULD SING OR PLAY AT YOUR MUSES FUNERAL

❛ The Best Of You ❜ by The Foo Fighters

★ 𝐄𝐈𝐑𝐀 && 𝐄𝐌𝐑𝐘

A SONG THAT REPRESENTS OUR MUSES IN GENERAL

❛ C U In Da Ballpit ❜ by Camping In Alaska

A SONG THAT REPRESENTS WHAT MINE THINKS OF YOURS

❛ Hang On To Yourself ❜ by PALAYE ROYALE

A SONG THAT REPRESENTS WHAT YOURS THINKS OF MINE

❛ Why Don’t You Get A Job ❜ by The Offspring

THEIR THEME SONG IF THEY EVER FELL IN LOVE // BECAME FRIENDS

❛ Twenty Something ❜ by Nothing, Nowhere

THEIR THEME SONG IF THEY ARE ENEMIES OR BECAME ENEMIES

❛ You Ruined Nirvana ❜ by Mckenna Grace

WHAT MY MUSE WOULD SING OR PLAY AT YOUR MUSES FUNERAL

❛ It’s Quiet In Beverly Hills ❜ by YUNGBLUD

[bilestat]

i finally started twilight princess and i am SO EXCITEDDDDD

[total-ass]

You know what. You want hot takes. Have them

Who mains who in smash Bros ultimate:

Owen: Mario (if anyone says Sans Mii gunner "megalowenvania" I swear)

Gwen: Bayonetta in blue

Heather: Bayonetta in red

Duncan: Ganondorf (also kins Ganondorf)

LeShawna: Palutena (both goddesses)

Geoff: Pikachu (electrifying personality. Life of the party)

Izzy: Hero (you never know what bullshit they're gonna pull next)

DJ: doesn't really like violence. Has an extensive collection of amiibo of all the animal characters. Instead he makes Duncan play multiplayer Star Fox with him so he can play as Peppy. Duncan agrees if DJ would play one game of Smash. Duncan tells DJ that Kazooie would cuss at him if he lost so DJ will play as ROB since he probably doesn't feel pain)

Lindsay: Peach (she doesn't really play she just has her Peach amiibo do everything for her)

Bridgette: also Pikachu (doesn't know what a smash brothers is. But Geoff plays Pikachu and she heard Pikachu can surf in Pokémon so)

Trent: toon link (hears toon link has a knack for music and once was a train engineer. Resonates with Trent)

Eva: ryu. Doesn't bother with the special combos. She thinks the game is dumb but her gf Izzy loves it so she plays

Harold: terry (tries to do mad skills with the inputs but fails miraculously). Eventually picks up Sheik

Courtney: Steve (she likes building model UN in Minecraft and likes the resource management gimmick in ssbu. Is known to choose the Enderman skin)

Katie and Sadie: Villager. They both have an Animal Crossing town together and grow hybrids. It's very gay

Beth: joker. Her fujoshi heart refuses to pick anyone else

Cody: Ness. Dork

Tyler: Little Mac. Compensates for being shit at sport. Has a fear of Banjo and Kazooie players for uhh obvious reasons.

Justin: spends an hour trying to make a Mii that looks like him. Cries because Miis cannot capture his beauty. Instead he watches Trent spam arrow as Toon Link

Noah: Daisy

Ezekiel: doesn't know who any of these characters are. Picks Pit because he sorta looks like him

Alejandro: Pokémon trainer. We know he wants to be a lion tamer plus he gets a rush of controlling 3 things instead of 1

Sierra: Lucas. She tries to copy Cody but is also trying to be her own person

Cameron: did wanna play Dr Mario but probably moaned that he's not even medically accurate or that the trajectory of his pills are astronomical. Picks Ness because he can suspend belief for that

Lightning: doesn't have time for video games (canonically said this). Picks captain Falcon because he's buff. Sam laughs when he does so. Lightning only plays as Falcon to impress Sam now

Zoey: Jigglypuff. She thinks Jiggylpuff is cute but really she just gravitates towards them because they're capable of some evil shit or something

Scott: Pichu. Looks can be deceiving.

Jo: plays Ken but she can actually do the combos. Doesn't actually like video games but she commits to everything. Has hospitalised people at tourneys when she loses

Mike: fox (furry)

Svetlana: Zero Suit Samus (also has a crush on her)

Chester: "tf is suh-boo lol. Anyways I remember donkey Kang so i guess him"

Manitoba: Greninja

Vito: also Fox (Vito is not a furry)

Mal: does it need to be said? Sephiroth

Dakota: also Jigglypuff. Zoey falls out with Dakota because Dakota is better than Zoey at her. Sam gives Dakota training

Brick: Luigi. Total beta

Anne Maria: Samus. Would wear armour if it meant protecting her hair. "Anne Maria it's not real your hair is fine" they say. They weren't there when she played with Jo.

Sam: plays a bit of everyone. Secretly plays Sans costume Mii Gunner

Dawn: Zelda. Think she's so cool and magic

B: Snake. Likes the tactics of the bombs and stuff.

Staci: Kirby. Pink and has a big mouth.

Shawn: would've played minecraft Steve. Punched his screen when the zombie skin appeared and now he refuses to do so. Instead he plays Olimar

Sky: Wii Fit Trainer. It's the gymnastics for her

Sugar: Isabelle. Cries because she's awful at the game in private

Jasmine: kind hard to decide. Maybe Daisy also because she likes flowers and she's a bit tomboyish. Maybe Piranha Plant depending on how into the whole flower shop she is

Max: Bowser Jr Bowser Jr Bowser Jr. Plays Bowser in front of others though

Scarlett: sees Cloud has a big sword and chooses him

Dave: uhh. young link. Annoying

Topher: falco. Blue and loves himself too much

Ella: Jigglypuff. Only uses Sing. Congratulates those who beat her. Sugar always plays with her because Ella is the only person she can win against sometimes. Sugar is also the only person Ella has beaten in a smash game

Amy: picks Simon Belmont. Toxic as fuck

Sammy: Mewtwo. Was a massive Pokémon nerd growing up. Didn't like using Mewtwo on her Pokémon teams but because of balancing she feels okay using Mewtwo in smash

Rodney: ALL the female alts. Villager, Corrin, Robin. He cried when he found out Pyra and Mythra were 2 girls in 1. Bought the dlc immediately

Leonard: hero and robin. What more needs to be said?

Beardo: Mega Man. Really resonates with him as he's bionic

Chris: Richter Belmont. He's awful and he likes that Richter looks sorta like him

Chef: Link. Says he does it for the strategy. In reality it's just so he can spam projectiles at Chris to piss him off so he can't approach as R*chter

Blaineley: Wario.

[drabbles-n-doodles]

30 Questions Meme

The rules are to answer 30 questions and tag 20 blogs. I was tagged by @lazerswords! I probably won’t be actively tagging other ppl to do this because I suffer from the Anxiety(tm), but, anyone who sees this is welcome to steal it from me if they feel like it!

Name/Nickname: Emmett/Cupcake

Gender: he/they

Star Sign: Pisces

Height: 4′7, I am aware that I am shorter than Edward Elric. No, I do not require further comment on the matter. I’m 29 the short jokes are all old hat and I have heard most of them lmao.

Time/Date: Currently 1:56 PM, 12/22/2020

Birthday: 2/26/1991

Fav Bands: Panic! at the Disco, Fall Out Boy, Imagine Dragons, The Mechanisms, The Amazing Devil, Bastille

Fav Solo Artist: Marina, Florence + The Machine, Barns Courtney, Hozier

Song Stuck in Your Head: surprisingly right now nothing, a small blessing because usually I have like a rotation going of tiktok audios that won’t let me have peace

Last Movie Watched: Lego Star Wars Holiday Special

Last Show Watch: The Mandalorian. Technically I’m still not caught up but only because I have seen spoilers and I KNOW it’s going to be sad and I’m not emotionally prepared yet

When did you create your blog: according to postlimit.com my first post was on Tue, 03 Dec 2019 16:14:49 -0500, so about 13 months ago, aka just over a year. This, however, is not my first tumblr account, just my most recent. My first account is around 8 years old, I joined in 2012 lol so that blog is around 8 years old. I don’t use that one anymore, tho

What do I post: Mostly FMA and Star Wars rn, occasionally other fandoms pop in along with writing and art tips/tutorials, a lot of personal fanart too. My blog is a melting pot tbh.

What was the last thing I googled: “how to find out how old your tumblr blog is”

Other Blogs: *sweats* I mean I have a LOT of sideblogs, mostly for rp, but I guess I can list them here lmao. @avarice-inclined, @flames-and-starlight, @first-homunculus, @young-lord, @corvus-whispers, @ishval-scholar, @parva-amicus, @kaer-morhen-wolf, @many-ages, @sugaan-essena, i have a couple more but I’m not currently as active on them so

Do I get asks: not very often, actually, once in a blue moon I’ll get a drawing request ask, but other than that I probably just don’t have enough followers lol

Why i chose my url: My original main intent for this blog was for it to be expressly only for my art and writing, but I always end up just reblogging whatever I feel like onto my personal

Following: 2,713

Followers: 153

Average Hours of Sleep: 4-6, sometimes less depending on how my insomnia is acting

Lucky number: 8

Instruments: Piano, and sort of ocarina, but only because I’m a nerd that bought a zelda one at a ren faire and was obsessed with learning how to play zelda’s lullaby on it. Granted that’s like the only song I know but it still counts, right?

What I'm wearing: blue fuzzy stretchy pants and a Drew McIntyre shirt

Dream Job: I... Don’t actually know. I used to really want to do something involving art but that, that proved to be beyond my reach so i don’t really have one anymore. Which sounds bad, I know, but like, I don’t feel the need to monetize my skills/hobbies and I know the moment I try doing that it’ll start feeling like a job and it won’t be as fun to do anymore

Dream Trip: Idk, I’d like to one day visit New Zealand

Fav Food: almost anything with noodles. I... Really love pasta

Nationality: American 

Fav Song: I cannot possibly be able to choose just one

Last Book: I don’t even remember the last time I touched a book, let alone read one

Top Three fictional universes to live in: FMA, Star Wars, LoTR

some of these were actually kind of hard to answer lol, and, again, if you see this and want to do it consider yourself tagged!

[smoshgoshbefosh]

May 15th 2000 :))

And your birthday is soon. Happy early (early) birthday!

What Smosh Videos were Posted on Your Birthday?

2009:

Grammar Police- Smosh Main

2010:

No videos uploaded May 15

2011:

No videos uploaded May 15

2012:

No videos uploaded May 15

2013:

Payday 2 Scores a Big Release (SAGNUT)- Smosh Games

Gangsta like 50 Cent (Gametime w/Smosh)- Smosh Games

2014:

We Play Mario Kart 8!- Smosh Games

Rooftop Demolition Derby (Grand Theft Smosh)- Smosh Games

2015:

Magic iPad- Smosh Main

WWE Makeup Challenge (Gang Bang)- Smosh Games

2016:

Smosh Games Triathlon (Bonus)- Smosh Games

2017:

Movies That Made Us Cry (Lunchtime w/Smosh)- Smosh Pit

A Shocking New Leader Rises (Maricraft: Hero House)- Smosh Games

2018:

Putting Kimchi in Our Mouths (The Show w/No Name)- Smosh Pit

Donkey Kong (Honest Game Trailers)- Smosh Games (All Honest Game Trailers were recently deleted)

2019:

Should Ian Date Courtney's Sister?: Smoshcast Higlight #13- Smoshcast

2020:

How We Finished #2 in PUBG- Smosh Games

Ranking Our Top Five Favorite Youtubers: Smoshcast #63- Smoshcast

2021:

No videos uploaded May 15

2022:

Can You Guess these Movie Mashups? (Board AF: Movie Movie Game)- Smosh Games

2023:

You're Eating in Your Car WRONG- Smosh Main

Smosh Sleepover Game Night! (Live)- Smosh Main

The Legend of Zelda in Real Life (Shorts)- Smosh Main

Just What Every Show Needs (Shorts)- Smosh Pit

Chaos Ensues in The Haunted House- Smosh Games (I can't actually find this one. It may have been deleted or unlisted)

[excorcismic]

    ❛ and my eyes are DAMP from the words you left , ringing in my head                            when you broke my chest . . . ❜

                                                   ❛ I’M STILL YOUR ZELDA . ❜                                                           playlist . plotting call . listen as you read !

the mirrors surrounding you did as they were meant to, reflecting back a spitting image of COURTNEY EATON  -  but it’s clear something is wrong from the moment that a vision of THE SAVIOR ; BLINDING LIGHT AS YOU PROTECT YOUR FINAL HOPE strikes you.  perhaps it was a passing daydream in the frenzy of the funhouse. you reassure yourself  -  you’re ( PRINCESS ) ZELDA KING ! ,  a TWENTY-TWO YEAR-OLD BIOLOGY STUDENT / FLORIST EMPLOYEE whose virtue lies in your + INTELLIGENT & + GOOD-HEARTED , although you’ve been told that you tend to be quite - INSECURE & - PESSIMISTIC ,  and you’re associated with THE PRESSURE OF APOCALYPSE ON YOUR SHOULDERS , THE BLINDING LIGHT OF AN EXORCISM - A CLEANSING OF EVIL , GOLDEN TEARS FALLING INTO COLD & UNKIND WATERS OF PRAYER by those around you.  suddenly ,  however ,  you’ve found GOLDEN BRACELETS on your person - was that always there ? from the moment you leave the funhouse,  memories from your life in THE LEGEND OF ZELDA have begun to return - leaving whoever you had been before in the mirror’s reflection behind you .  you can almost hear I OF THE STORM by OF MONSTERS AND MEN following in your wake. ( she/they &  genderfluid )

                  this is the story of a very powerful being .

I . IF I COULD FACE THEM, IF I COULD MAKE AMENDS WITH ALL MY SHADOWS . . .

zelda king is born to a prestigious family with years of alucard history in their bloodlines . their father , speaking the word of the lord with a tongue of gold , and their mother , speaking the scripts of the law with a tongue of silver . they’re comfortable & happy - and the bundle they hold in their arms is the one that will carry along their glory .

so , simply , a child does not grow allowed to be a child - nothing but the best , that is what zelda king has been told to be from a young age .

from the moment she can enroll in school , she enters an expensive private school . from the moment she can speak , she is instructed to help her father with sunday mass . from the moment she can walk , she is sent to try out every single sport or physical activity until she finds one that suits her fancy ( she finds it in fencing . ) and it’s decided from an early age that she’ll either go into lord or law , golden tongue or silver . nothing else . and she is to get nothing but the best grades , as a prodigy is the bare minimum for what a king should be .

II . I’D BOW MY HEAD , AND WELCOME THEM . . .

zelda king has no say in the matter when it comes to her life - she doesn’t grow up with many friends that she chooses on her own , but she does have a few that her parents approve of . she doesn’t do much outside of the activities expected of her , but she likes to watch the other kids play & mess around . studying , fencing , praying - it seems like that’s all she knows .

but there’s an instance where her parents are out of town , and zelda’s aunt rachel is the one they ask to babysit . and aunt rachel introduces the young child to a new concept : fun . fun is something that every child should prioritize , according to her , and the week that she is gone does zelda begin to learn what she’s missing out on .

her aunt first takes her on a trip to the park , and from then on zelda is enamored by the outside world she has yet to see up close . her aunt teaches her about flowers & nature and they spend the afternoon trudging through muddy grass and getting themselves dirty with the earth around them , making ‘food’ out of the dandelions and weed , picking wildflowers and braiding them together . the next day , aunt rachel takes zelda to the book store - and she purchases a bunch of books on flora & fauna with bright pictures yet lots of words . as her aunt bakes cookies , zelda points out everything she likes . 

bedtime stories consist of stories about gods & goddesses and princesses , knights , monsters . a few of them lead the young child to want to learn more , and back they go to the book store , where aunt rachel gives her books on greek , norse , egyptian mythos and more . as her aunt tends to a bundle of roses on the kitchen table , zelda tells her how cool it’d be to be like athena or freya .

but week-long vacations last for a week and not forever , and as much as zelda wishes it was different , aunt rachel has to leave again . but even as she’s put through her usual activities and rigorous studies once more , she’s found a new love in other things : the world around her , present and past . her parents shut the door on her to go to bed and she pulls out a flashlight , so instead of sleeping , she reads nothing but the books her aunt gave her .

III . BUT I FEEL IT BURNING , LIKE WHEN THE WINTER WIND STOPS MY BREATHING . . . > ( tw : maternal death )

it’s years still of endless pushing & pursuing but here is zelda still immersed in her passions to keep her from falling - as it feels like pillars of expectations are on her shoulders . she’s atlas , but while she holds the sky she thinks of the earth around her & the stories and fairytales and the pain becomes less and less .

of course . . . that does not save her from the pain that comes with a lost loved one .

mrs . king is laid to rest when zelda is seventeen ; the scholarly child is already overcome with grief , and as her father holds her hand while sobbing , they recover together at a slow pace . things are quiet as they calm , but over a few months as zelda tells him of her acceptance into college - he tells her that she must go into law to make her mother proud . it was the woman’s dying wish , after all , and her law firm will be zelda’s when she’s ready .

but . . . that is not what zelda wants . she wants to go into science ; to research and study life around her , and to explore and see more of the wonders beyond alucard . she doesn’t want to be in a stuffy courtroom , she wishes to run around and study the beauty that populates this planet . but when she assigns her major as biology , her father fumes . the only way she can appease him is promising she’ll minor in law , and she does so , but there’s nothing but endless frustration .

she loves her mom , and she wants to respect her mom’s memory - but she should not toss away her own person to do so .

as a college student , zelda sits back and reflects on her past two decades of allowing her parents to shape her into someone they want rather than what she wants to be . only her aunt has allowed her to be her own person , and at this point she realizes that she only know a bit about herself . she hasn’t had much of an opportunity to discover who she is , but she knows what she likes - science & history .

she sits in her college dorm , alone at her desk , thinking to herself about how she’s an adult now ; she is free , and the only thing that can allow her to still cave into what others want is herself . she makes a vow to start moving into the directions she wants ; she has only known herself to be by what others think - the whispers of little miss perfect and the alucard prodigy are common epithets . and she is proud that she’s intelligent , but she’d rather try and make her own path and get to know herself better .

so she promises to discover zelda king , and not the perfect princess , the goody-two-shoes , the next in the bloodline . there is a slumbering power that resides in this person . . . a slumbering power that she’ll unlock by learning who she is .

IV . ARE YOU REALLY GONNA LOVE ME WHEN I’M GONE ??

she still needs to slowly stave from twenty years of people pleasing - baby steps . the expectations she’s under are still heavy and she has yet to figure out how she wants to free herself of them .

she does know a few things : one , she does genuinely love knowledge and learning . scholarly pursuits are her passions , especially those having to do with scientific and historical studies . museums and exhibits are her favorite places as well as botanical gardens and open parks .

two , she doesn’t hate everything her parents have introduced to her . fencing is something she’s still active in ; maybe that’s something that comes with the pride of being a champion , but she doesn’t mind it .

three , she wants to explore not only the world around her , but the people . even people that her father would never allow inside the house - in fact , that only DRAWS zelda to them . she wants to expand her horizons , do away with the perfection reputation she’s gained . she is still . . . new , but she is determined to shake the perception . 

her talents are not only known in the social circle of her family - given the fact her father is a local preacher and her mother was a popular & well-trusted lawyer , their prodigy child only had her own reputation . from fencing champion to star student to trilingualist to golden choir child , she’s either loved or hated by those who strictly only know her by her epithets . it’s . . . irritating , to say the least .

she doesn’t believe in religion & law sours her , even though she does as well in the latter as much as she does in biology . she has a natural gift for speaking & presenting , but would rather engage in the environment of the outdoors and the laboratories than the courtroom . 

and . . . sometimes it is easy to tell that she is cracking under the stress and pressure she’s been carrying for years . a kind person & an intellectual with gifts , talent , skill - but she still needs to learn it’s okay to breathe . she can let herself breathe now . it’s alright .

some chances to breathe come - such as her job at the florist ; she can spat off a million facts about each flower , each succulent , each plant . she loves the arrangement of bouquets , the look on a young teen’s face as she fixes their corsage . flowers are a gift to the world zelda can’t help but appreciate . 

she also loves the library ; still sometimes more focused on books of her passions than her studies . she knows almost every greek , egyptian , norse myth by heart , and has read almost every book on those shelves at least twice . 

twenty two years old , genderfluid , pansexual . passionate in all things biology , history , flowers , and mythos . still a lot to discover , but . . . zelda is becoming quite fond of the person she’s finding herself to be . perhaps one of the smartest people in alucard , but certainly with a heart as big as her brain .

                                                         and they call me under . . . 

there is someone . someone with blood in her mouth , dirt on her cheeks , but herpalms glow with the golden light of the heavens & her veins run with the divine ichor of gods . she looks at zelda from the other side of the mirror with damp & reddened eyes , but as her chin rises with confidence , there’s maybe a smile of COCKINESS and belief that no matter what evil comes towards her , she’s got this . and zelda . . . as confused as she is , leaves the house of mirrors with the same thing . she’s a being of the gods ; ichor flows through her veins and every word from her mouth is from the tongues of the heavens . and there is power that resides in every action , every line spoken . . . she is both blessed & a blessing , and she will do good things here .

[a-singleboat]

Peaches

Word Count: 1228

Request:  Hi! I have no idea if you're even taking requests but I couldn't get this out of my head so someone tweets/dms the Peaches video to reader, Damien's girlfriend, and she watches it and teases him about it (nothing mean of course), thank you so much in advance if you do decide to take write it and so sorry if you're not taking requests at the moment, you can just ignore this if you aren't, have a good day !! - @star-mum

Finding out that your boyfriend had a stripper past was not on your list of to-dos today.

Going to the library was on there, as was going to check out the Farmer’s Market in the town center, but receiving a video along with the message, “Did you know about your boyfriend’s stripper past?” That was definitely not something you’d have expected to find out today. 

The second you got back to your car, you were watching the video three times over, and you could assure yourself that that was, in fact, your boyfriend dancing along to the explicit song on stage, being watched by however may people had shown up. 

Being a theatre tech for most of your life and having it transcend into your adult life, you had seen just about everything from the lead actor’s taped and tucked junk to the one ensemble girl who thought flashing everyone was a good idea. Sure, now you were the general manager and all-around “Big Boss” for a little known theatre an hour outside of Los Angeles, but you still had your fair share of “Things You’d Have Been Better Off Not Seeing.”

Knowing Damien would still be at the Smosh building due to this week being a filming week, you decided to stop by a sushi place on the way over to join him for lunch. When you got to the Mythical building, you texted Shayne to see if he was filming. He replied that he wasn’t which then led to you asking to be let in. 

“Hey, Y/n,” Shayne greeted, holding open the door for you seeing as you had the bags of food hanging off your arms. “Are you trying to feed an army? What’s going on?”

“I brought food for almost everyone,” you handed Shayne two bags. “They were having some sort of promotion at the sushi place and I thought I’d do something nice for a change.”

“Awesome,” Shayne led you over to the elevators and while you waited for them to come down, you got to some light conversation. 

“So, does Damien know you’re here?”

“No,” you fiddled with the corner of the paper bag you were holding. “I only decided about a few minutes ago that I’d stop by for lunch.”

“Well, he’s filming for Smosh Games right now so I’ll take you by there and then take you to the lounge to wait for him.”

You nodded, stepping into the elevator and pressing the floor number. While you were still getting used to the new building, you at least knew the floor number they worked on. 

The elevator opened and you could see everyone milling around the open space that they now had. It was cool and it looked less like office space and more like something that they could make into their own. 

Shayne walked you over to the kitchen area so you could store the sushi before bringing you to the room that Smosh Games was filming in. He opened the door gently before strolling in, you not too far behind him. The four people all at their own PCs were immersed in their game, all yelling and shouting as they all died. 

You watched as they all agreed on another round, smiling widely at how they all played together. 

Shayne pushed you in the direction of your boyfriend and took the hint, going up behind him and wrapping your arms around his shoulders. 

Without a thought, Damien reflexively said, “Hey, babe,” before realizing that you were in fact there. 

“Oh, hey!” he quickly gave you a peck on the lips. 

“Hey, guys,” he spoke into the camera. “This is my girlfriend, Y/n. I have no clue as to why she’s here.”

“I brought lunch!” you said excitedly, causing the other three gamers in the room to cheer. 

“What’d you bring?” Mari asked, looking away from her screen long enough for Lasercorn to kill her. 

Lasercorn cheered in his small victory before asking the same question Mari had asked.

“I brought some sushi,” you answered, letting go of Damien to sit in the office chair next to him. 

“I like sushi,” Courtney said, yelling out when Damien killed her. Damien’s chaotic giggle escaped his lips, as his character ran away from the dead corpse. 

“Y/n! Tell your boyfriend to play nice!” Courtney respawned and started her hunt for Damien. 

Several hours after you left the building and after you had your sushi with them, you were at home and once again watching the ‘Peaches’ video. The fan who had sent it to you lived in Los Angeles and you had given her a shoutout for the video without specifying what the video was. 

You paused it when you heard the doorknob to your apartment rattle, signifying that either Damien was home or you were being robbed. It became clear that it was just Damien when you heard him start to whistle a familiar tune. 

The way your living room was set up made it easy for this to be a dramatic moment, the lamp next to the armchair and the coffee table in front of you. You could’ve been a mother waiting to ask her teenaged daughter where she had been all night. 

You crossed your arms and waited for Damien to turn the corner and enter the living room. When he finally appeared, a cat in his arms and a smile on his face. The smile dropped off his face as soon as he saw your expression and crossed arms. 

“What’d I do?” he asked, allowing Zelda to bounce out and leave the room. 

“How come you never told me you were a stripper?”

“What?” Damien furrowed his eyebrows, confusion spreading like a blanket across his face. 

“I had to find out from a fan that you were a stripper,” you scoffed. “I can’t believe it.”

Apparently, the acting you had picked up from the actors and actresses was good and you should be up for an Oscar with this performance you were putting on. You flipped your screen to show him the Peaches video and a look of relief crossed over his confusion. 

“Oh, yeah,” Damien shrugged off his jacket and walked over to you. He sat on the arm of the chair and hit play. “I was the best stripper out of all these fellows here.”

You giggled lightly and poked his arm. “When am I gonna get a show like this?”

“Never.”

“And why not?”

“I put my stripping days long behind me, never again will you see me dance with such vulgar actions.”

You tossed your phone onto the coffee table and lent up to kiss him. “I think I could sway you to show me a few moves.”

He kissed back, leaning into it. “You know,” he pulled you up from the couch. “I think you might be right.” 

He reached for your phone and typed in the song to your YouTube. The second it started to play, he was pulling you to the open space behind the chair. “But only if you learn it with me.”

You laughed, dancing around the girls. “It seems like the girls want to learn too.”

“Then welcome to Damien’s dance class where everyone can learn no matter the species.”

“Well then, Mr. Haas,” you giggled and kissed him lightly. “Teach us your ways.”

[okay-j-hannah]

My Life is a Mess Without You

Smosh : Prompt

Damien x Reader

Word Count: 1968

Warnings: Just the most classic Damien Haas fic scenario... but I made it ENTIRELY in his point of view

Request: “20 with Damien Haas” - @caswinchester2000

Prompt:

20. “You are the least subtle person I know. Your ‘I have a secret’ vibe is literally visible from the moon.”

A/N: Damien just didn’t get it - what could he have done that would make you ignore him for so long?

Damien sighed, moving his eyes from the TV to the phone in his hand, his fingers hovering over the keyboard.

He was completely disheveled – his hair unkempt and the blue streaks fading. He had reverted to only wearing old sweatshirts and faded jeans, his glasses worn more frequently as the task to order more contact lenses seemed daunting compared to other problems.

His house was incredibly untidy with plates stacked by the sink, movies and games littering the living room floor, and piles of miscellaneous garbage speckled every surface. 

Even his cats had noticed the decline in activity as Damien remained more sedentary, normally retreating to the couch upon return from work.

The Smosh Family helped with what they could, also noticing (Y/N)’s avoidance. Damien could hardly manage to keep up with filming and script reads when all his focus was residing on her.

(Y/N) wasn’t talking to him. And it was wrecking him.

Pushing his glasses back in place, he scrolled through his unanswered text messages, a pain in his chest. It had been weeks since their last sincere conversation, a moment he had replayed in his mind over and over.

It sat at the forefront of his mind as if it was yesterday. Something was definitely wrong with (Y/N), that much he was sure of.

With their daily carpool to work together, she didn’t say a single word that day. She normally was running on slight caffeine adrenaline or singing at the top of her lungs to the morning radio.

Today? Absolutely nothing.

She just stared out the window, her arms folded very tightly across her chest. It was apparent that she hadn’t been getting her caffeine; her eyes were dark and heavy from the possible lack of sleep.

Damien even attempted at a conversation, “No new ‘Ian did this’ or ‘Monica said that’ this morning?” He had a smile on his lips even if concern was consuming his gaze, flickering from the road to her turned head.

She vaguely muttered a dull response, “Haven’t seen them. Been very busy.”

“You’ve been busy? Is that why you look so tired?”

Something clicked in her brain and she finally faced him, “Hm? Oh, my coffee maker sparked a few days ago – haven’t been able to get my morning fix.” She attempted at a makeshift smile, but Damien saw right through it.

Why in Heaven’s Above would she try to hide something from him? He hated it when she felt like she had to hide from him.

As soon as they parked in the Smosh Office lot, Damien turned to give his full attention to one of his best friends.

“What’s wrong?”

She seemed taken aback, “Nothing.” She tried the handle of the door, finding it continuously locked.

“Something is obviously wrong, and I don’t think you should bottle it up.” He was leaning towards her, almost hovering over the seat compartment between them.

“I told you, I’m busy and stressed and tired,” she sneaked a half-way smile, shrugging her shoulders. “I’ve had a lot on my mind.”

Damien raised a suspicious eyebrow, “What kind of stuff?”

She seemed strained between answering and jumping out of the vehicle, “Sh-Shouldn’t we get inside? We still have work today, you know?”

He sighed at the humor she was forcing through her teeth, “You’re worrying me, (Y/N).”

“And I’m telling you there’s no reason to be.” She met his gaze but swallowed hard. Was that a blush creeping onto her face?

“And I’m telling you that I know you better than you think. And I know that something is bothering you! You can trust me – I’m your friend.”

Her gaze immediately dropped from his face at that statement. Her hands were starting to fidget in her lap, “Well… there – there might be something.”

Damien bit the inside of his cheek, anticipation consuming his worrying thoughts, “I told you I knew it.”

She let a small laugh escape, “How do you always know?”

“You are the least subtle person I know. Your ‘I have a secret’ vibe is literally visible from the moon.”

“I – I might… there’s th-this boy. And I can’t s-stop thinking about him.”

He tried to have a relaxed reaction, his focus on her continuously fidgeting hands, “A guy? You have a crush on a guy? Do I know this guy?”

She resisted a smile, “Maybe. He’s a friend.”

“Hm.” He wasn’t entirely sure how he felt about this. Something pushed him to make a retort, that she didn’t need to like another boy because she already had one right there, “Is he a good guy?”

She nodded a little more enthusiastically than he liked, “He’s very sweet and very kind. He’s always a gentleman and always does whatever he can to make me smile.”

Damien found himself holding his breath, “Do you hang with him often? Like does he consider you guys friends?”

“Oh, yes,” she sighed, keeping her gaze away from Damien’s. “I see him every once in a while and we always have so much fun. We surprisingly have a lot in common – we both like filming, we both like reading and playing games, we even have similar views on less partying and more movie nights.”

“Sounds like a great guy,” Damien gave a close-lipped smile, he had to decide between this strange feeling of jealousy and his fierce friendship with (Y/N). “You should definitely go for it – I mean, if that’s what your dilemma is. If you can’t stop thinking about him maybe you should make your move.”

He chose to be her friend first.

“I don’t know,” she bit her bottom lip, “I don’t think it’d work out – I don’t think he sees me like that. I guess I make a better friend than anything else.”

Damien scoffed, catching his genuine reaction to her words. This caused her to whip her eyes to him, confused.

“What are you talking about? Any guy would be lucky to have you! The only reason he would ever turn you down is because he’s too blind to see the perfect package right in front of him. And if that ends up being true, then good riddance because you deserve someone who thinks about you just as much as you’re thinking about him.”

Damien found his hands flailing around slightly as his smooth conversation turned a little heated; but the expression on (Y/N)’s face softened him again.

“You really think that?”

He found her wide eyes staring at him with desperate confirmation, “Why would I ever think otherwise?”

But very quickly he realized that there was still something incredibly wrong. Ever since that conversation (Y/N) had made it a special mission of hers to completely dodge every advance Damien made.

Their usual friendly greeting with the crew? She was excusing herself for the bathroom.

The walk Damien made to see how her directing was going? Matt Raub said she asked to help with editing.

The spot he always saved for her in the meeting room? Neglected as she sat far from him.

Their frequent lunch breaks together? She was nowhere to be found.

The hours they spent recording Smosh Games? She ignored his smile, plastering on an expressionless face.

The special treat he got her to cheer her up? She found him coming towards her office, so she skidded off in the opposite direction.

It was a pattern that continued throughout the entire week, something Damien was fed up with. What could he have possibly done to drive one of his best friends away?

Now as he sat on the couch sulking and dismissively scratching behind Zelda’s ears, he kept his mind trained on (Y/N).

First a confession about a boy. Days of consistent avoidance. And now it was like she hadn’t ever existed.

Damien never realized how big of a part she played in his life, staring at these past text messages with more and more regret:

III AT&T LTE 5:58 PM 23% 🔋

Mon, Aug 5, 11:26 AM

“You felt like editing today?”

1:40 PM

“Hey, are you feeling okay?”

“Is it about that guy? 😉”

 Tue, Aug 6, 10:14 AM

“Has your coffee maker been fixed yet?”

3:52 PM

“I was thinking we could hangout this weekend, you down? 😊”

6:51 PM

3 Missed Calls

“Are you ignoring me?”

 Fri, Aug 9, 11:38 PM

“No, seriously, (Y/N). Are you ignoring me?”

“(Y/N), if Shayne and Mari put you up to a practical joke like this, it’s not funny anymore.”

12:22 PM

2 Missed Calls

“I couldn’t find you for lunch, so I left something on your desk. Your favorite. ❤”

Wed, Aug 14, 5:09 PM

“You seemed off in SG today. Did something happen?”

7:44 PM

“I applaud your efforts in pranking me, but can you please talk to me?”

Sat, Aug 17, 10:31 AM

2 Missed Calls

“(Y/N), where are you?”

1 Missed Call

2:15 PM

“I bought you a little something to cheer you up – I left it by your bag. Will you please tell me what’s wrong? I miss you.”

 There was a knock at his door – something not uncommon recently. Courtney would usually bring over some Chinese take out or Wes would drop off an early release of a game Smosh received.

So Damien thought nothing of it as he reluctantly shuffled to the door, opening it carelessly.

And there was (Y/N) – wringing her hands and cautiously looking into his shocked gaze.

“Damien,” she muttered, her face blotchy and obviously raw from crying.

He didn’t even let her a second to explain before he ran over to sweep her into a bone-crushing hug. He wrapped his arms around her, lifting her easily off the ground and hiding his face into her shoulder.

“I thought… I didn’t think…”

She pulled away, heat rising to her face as she cast her eyes down, “I… I didn’t know what else to do. I didn’t know what to say or how to say it. So I just ran. But I – I’m trying something here.”

“(Y/N),” he felt his tired eyes burn, his glasses askew. “What did I do? Where have you been? I feel like I haven’t seen…”

“I’m in love with you.”

She had whispered it so quietly that he was afraid his ears didn’t hear correctly, “What?”

She swallowed hard, “I am utterly and completely in love with you Damien. And I didn’t know how to tell my best friend that I wanted to be more than just that with him. So I avoided you in hopes I’d stop getting so flustered being around you, but that only made it worse. And honestly, running away sounded like a pretty good idea until about ten minutes ago when Joven gave me an awesome pep talk – and I just…”

They stood there in silence for a few seconds, (Y/N) wringing her hands and Damien’s limp at his sides.

“This might have been the most pointless mental breakdown I’ve ever hand,” Damien finally muttered, replacing his shocked expression with a slight smile. “Did I really neglect getting more contacts because of secret feelings we have for each other?”

She didn’t seem to process what he said, “You know I’ve always liked your glass… wait – did you say…?”

“I’m in love with you too, (Y/N).” He grinned, taking a few steps towards her, “Please don’t you ever try to hide something like that from me again. I thought I’d just lost the greatest thing that ever happened to me.”

She let out an unexpected giggle, wiping at her eyes, “Greatest thing that ever happened to you?” She reached out and ran her fingers through his hair, bumping his glasses into place, “But you’re looking kinda rough.”

He reached up and grabbed her hand, holding it tightly in his, “Because there were four weeks and three days where I hadn’t talked to you once.”

“I had to bunk with Mari for a week just because I couldn’t stand not coming over here every other day,” she responded, laughing.

“We’re gonna have to change that.”

~~~

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