omgg what if i bring back my fursona from when i was really young (like 5th-7th grade)and make hera war vertan but not actually bc i could never be enlisted
HELLO COW FRIEND, i've been trying to talk for the longest time but our main is shadowbanned and wont show up in asks or notes.
in celebration of finally saying hi please allow me to present my favorite GIF of all time: fast cowie -Quinn
hihihihiiii i love that gif so much!!!! i used to use it heaps on discord lol
this is what it sounds like when my brother calls me: (wordless female vocals) my parents, they up and passed when i was none then three i forced myself onto my brother, i made him watch me swell and when we'd sit 'round the kitchen table he would whip out his brand new blade he'd scratch out words in the wood of the table i never could tell what they say but i could tell they were dirty. dirty, dirty lord they were dirty. dirty. dirty, dirty lord they were i brought them words on down to the elementary i pull them boys behind the elementary wall and i spoke them words hard--yes, i did when my brother was a child he was given an animal he raised it up to be a big black bull; it never did low or pitch or sway it never ride on the back of a flatbed it looked like one of them great caesars and when we go to the mccintyres' the mccintyres gots a pen with a she-cow and when that she-cow saw his chariot arrivin' she gave the bull her big soft cowy eyes and then she started talkin' to him and she was talkin' dirty. dirty, dirty lord she was dirty. dirty. dirty, dirty lord she was then the big back bull he fell down hard off the flatbed he forced himself inside the pen with the she-cow he stood up tall on two legs like a man does he swoll himself up hard me myself, i stood up tall on the flatbed you see, i pitched when i saw them sway and when that bull he came back down to four legs my brother forced himself on me in the flatbed he handed me his brand new blade, he said "scratch out the word on the wood of the flatbed." and i did... when i, when i was none, i fell out my mama i was her breach-born son, i come backwards and when the calf come, it come, like i come it come backwards and my brother, he called the calf my name and its mother, she called the calf my name my brother, he called the calf my name and its mother, she called the calf my name
What's wrong cowy? Want that cute girlcock to take advantage of the fact you're a mooing, wet puddle on the floor?
You want to be called a good cow as someone pounds into your huge pussy? Obliterating every little thought you had until all you can think of is how good this feels. Your mind filled with praise and words of affirmation for being such a good cow, and how good your gigantic, wet, sloppy pussy feels <3
I just... It's hard to think. Yes? Yes, mmm, having my cow cunt used...
Filled up, each thrust... Just mooing, like a good cow. Used.
Squeeze and moo, dripping cunt thrusting back for more... Just leaning on my udders while fucked.
i don't know what breed these cows are aside from fluffy
video game: real life
these lovely cowies r club calves! theyre selectively bred crosses, for cow shows!
the "blowdried cow" pics you see on da internet r usually posed shots for different breeding websites and stuff that export semen so u can breed ur own club calves from them! yay LALALALA
so at work we hide 3 plushies among the book shelves (Speedy the Sloth, Hedgey the Hedgehog and Cowie the Cow, respectfully), and if a kid finds one and brings it to the desk, they get a sticker. the thing is that i have no idea who supplies our sticker stack because at least a third of them are miscellaneous anime, so every time a 5 year old who just wants a giraffe to put on their notebooks comes to me for a sticker I'm sifting through them like "yeah let me get you an uuuuuhhhhhhh....not the rei ayanami doing the darker than black yin finger smile one..."