#cr2e39

[justalittlebluetiefling]

Step 1: She throws it.

Step 2: I fire.

Step 3: It explodes.

Step 4: No structural damage, only damage to the creature.

Fluffernutter

[thelavendersquid]

“I always know where north is, so it’s one of these ways.”

Me trying to navigate anywhere ever

[tigeresssa]

bless u Sam Riegel

[thequeenofmyownscreen]

Ten things I noted about CR2E39 “Temple of the False Serpent” and the Talks Machina about it :

Sam's ad : he lets Laura and Travis paint his face with children's paint, and he ends looking exactly like Nott on a stealth mission inside a city full of snake-people would look like.

Marisha : "Well, that's a thing you never want to hear your DM or you doctor say : 'Oh, that’s not good'."

I love when Travis is jaegerring Yasha, because suddenly she flirts a lot more with Beau. Travis is here for the lesbians.

Yesssss, call me old-fashionned, but I love a good old scene with characters that are high as fuck, so when Nott and Caleb favorite duo extraordinaire, did some drug fruits, I knew we were in for some laughter. My favorite quote of this debacle : Nott : "I am trying to cast Teleport... I do not have Teleport."

Sam and Laura, smiling like devils, about to demonstrate their plan for the hydra : "It's a little thing we like to call... FLUFFERNUTTER."

Nott "Counter-offer*cocks her crossbow*" the Brave

Avantika *saves Beau from the hydra* : "Don't worry, I got you !" Beau, a useless lesbian : *short-circuits*

Liam's anger at the hydra mini is so hilarious. He went home and put the hydra "in the corner. All the heads are facing the wall.”

Taliesin was in a show where Terri Hatcher was, ergo he knows her. He announces this in the chillest voice possible. Brian cannot come back from this fact for the whole episode, this is so funny.

This episode of Talks does indeed have a lot of dick jokes ! I'm impressed.

[suites]

cr2e39 doodles

[brucethegirl]

Someone tell me there is art of giant jester with her “little children” fjord and Caleb, sitting and draped over her shoulders respectively?

[amplitudedraws]

The temple of the false serpent

[justalittlebluetiefling]

Poor Jester though

[justalittlebluetiefling]

Counterargument: *cocks crossbow for the 4th time*

[justalittlebluetiefling]

You know it’s a good episode when no one can look at Sam.

[justalittlebluetiefling]

Matt said “release these seals” and now I can’t stop thinking about a side quest where they’re saving seals from an aquarium.

[justalittlebluetiefling]

Creepy underground forest #1 ✅