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bagunasmarilyn · 2 months ago
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DID YOU KNOW? Cranial Electrical Stimulation within the human head 🗣️
🔸Intercranial CES - outside the skull -- includes thick skin layer, muscles, fats, fluids, etc.
🔸 Intracranial CES - within the skull -- protective layer of the bran (boney part): thicker than bone marrow or limb bones. NO calcium ion needed.
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applepiiex · 15 days ago
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TRADITION IS NICE ! ! ! RN☤
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Frank Langdon x Male!Reader
Your study room is booked. Your caffeine levels are critically low. And Frank Langdon, smug, stupidly hot pre-med golden boy, just waltzed in like he owns the place. You’re a nursing major with no time for egos. He’s a future MD with a smirk you want to wipe clean... or maybe kiss. It’s not love. It’s just academic tension. Really. Probably.
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The study-room door groans open behind you just as you’re color-coding the cranial-nerve assessment flowchart you haveto know by tomorrow’s simulation lab. You don’t bother looking up; your reservation is solid, email confirmation, student-union stamp, all of it. Whoever barges in can take their “I didn’t see the sign-up sheet” excuses somewhere else.
But the voice that fills the tiny room is low, scratchy from too much coffee and too little sleep, and it’s annoyingly nice to listen to.
“Uh—hey. This is Room B-3, right?”
You glance up. He’s tall in that basketball-practice-ran-late, threw-on-a-hoodie kind of way—dark hair still damp at the temples, lanyard with the med-society crest swinging from a finger. Frank Langdon. Pre-med senior, rumor says top percentile on every practice MCAT he’s ever taken, also rumor says he once made a freshman cry in Organic Lab for confusing resonance and induction. And dammit rumor does not say he’s this pretty up close.
“Booked till ten,” you answer, too brisk, pushing your phone screen toward him like a courtroom exhibit. “See? Y/N L. Nursing, junior. Sorry.”
Frank’s eyes flick to the timestamp, then back to you, a crooked grin creeping in.
“Huh. Weird. I always have B-3 on Wednesdays.”
“Congrats. Tradition’s nice. Schedules are nicer.”
He sets his backpack down anyway, casual defiance. “Look, I just need forty-five minutes to run enzyme kinetics flashcards. You can stay—there’s two chairs.”
You snap your binder shut. “Not sharing. I talk out loud. Cardiac-lung auscultation scripts. You’ll hate it.”
Frank crosses his arms. “Lung sounds? Doesn’t the doctor usually handle diagnostics?” He’s teasing, but the edge is there.
There it is, the medical cold war: nurse vs future doctor. You feel your shoulders square automatically.
“Funny,” you say. “Because last week your shadowing cohort dumped vitals on the RN station with the cuff still velcro-looped. We saved you, champ.”
He blinks, then smirks. “Touché.”
A beat of silence. You’re aware, annoyingly, of how his biceps strain under that grey hoodie when he folds them. He’s probably aware you noticed. You hate that it makes your pulse kick up (you’ll log it as sympathetic adrenergic response, purely academic).
Frank exhales. “Okay. Rock-paper-scissor to decide?”
You arch a brow. “We’re adults.”
“So… rock-paper-scissor best of one. Super adult.”
You roll your eyes, but your fingers are already forming a fist. One, two, shoot—
Paper (you) beats rock (him). He drags a hand over his face, laughing.
“Damn. All right, Nurse Ratched. I concede.”
“Did you just compare me to—”
“Only in the authority-figure sense. You wield a mean appointment confirmation.” His smile softens, less cocky now. “Seriously, I’ll go. But, this may be weird, can I borrow that white-board marker? Mine died.”
You hold it out. Your fingers brush; electric cliché zings through your palm. He must feel it too because his Adam’s apple bobs.
He packs up, but before he leaves he pauses at the doorway. “Hey… Y/N, right? Good luck on clinicals.”
You blink, thrown. “Good luck on the big bad MCAT.”
He nods, starts to walk, then half-turns. “For what it’s worth, if I end up in med school across the street next year, I’d be lucky to have a nurse who knows cranial nerves cold.”
Your cheeks warm. “Learn your lung sounds first, Langdon.”
His grin is brighter than the fluorescent strip above you. “Working on it.”
Door clicks shut. You stare at it for a long moment, then at the single marker still warm in your hand before sinking back into your chair, smile tugging despite yourself.
Outside in the hallway Frank palms the  rock-paper-scissor defeat, but there’s a spring in his step anyway. He didn’t get the room, but he did get your name, your laugh, and one hell of a reason to study lung sounds.
He swears he can still feel the brush of your fingertips. Maybe next Wednesday he’ll book B-3 proper. Maybe he’ll bring two coffees, just in case the room is “double-booked” again.
After all, tradition’s nice. Schedules are nicer. Shared ones might be nicest of all.
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queenofnohr · 8 years ago
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Dantes Interlude 1 - Nightmares, or Perhaps the Call of Love and Hate
I’m finally able to do commissions again, so here’s Dantes!
[the screen is completely black]
---I can’t see anything. Only blackness. Only darkness. It’s so very dark. I get the terrible feeling I’m somewhere no one can reach me. Can I not see because nothing exists? I don’t know. Even if I open my eyes, nothing changes. Where is this place? I don’t understand. I don’t even know if I’m sitting or standing. I try to speak. My lips to not move. My tongue does not move. No sound escapes my throat. Ah, maybe my situation is worse than I thought. After all, my body is so heavy……
???: ---How unfortunate, to have fallen so deeply into this place. No. If you are here, can I really say that? Welcome, Gudako. To the place where all ruins fall and sink, stagnating deeper and deeper, forever. …...Hmph. What’s with that face? Looking up at me with puppy-dog eyes is a waste of time. Even if time is inconsequential, seeing as it doesn’t exist here. Yes, this is that kind of place.
> ……………...Are you, maybe-
???: You think you know “me”?* No. No, you really don’t. Do you understand, Master? Gudako. I come from beyond love and hate. Thus I am different from the me that is close to you. ---Now then. It is almost time for them to arrive. You must leave this place. I am the one who burns away the dregs of darkness of that which has fallen. My flames will destroy your soul and your self, and I cannot guarantee your absolute safety. Forgive me. This is not somewhere you should be.
> I won’t go > I don’t know what’s going on, but I can’t just leave you alone
???: ……I see. Then, do not lag behind my flames.
[Battle, then My Room comes into view]
Dantes: …...What are you doing there, Berserker? Nightingale: I should be asking you that. What business do you have in Master’s private room? It is already late into the night. Sleep is essential to keeping the human body healthy. Return to your own room and rest, Mister Edmond Dantes. Dantes: I am a Servant. As you are. Nightingale: That is correct. Dantes: …………. Nightingale: It’s about our Master. Our conversation hinders her going to bed. Right now, her breathing is quite peaceful. Dantes: Oho. Peaceful, is it? Nightingale: …...What is it, Good Sir.** Dantes: Oh, nothing. If she’s sleeping, then it’s fine. I was just a bit worried that some kind of influence was left on the surface of her consciousness, but--- No, it’s nothing. Forget about it. Nightingale: Mister Dantes. If I may ask a question? Dantes: Go ahead. Nightingale: This is something I’ve felt for a while - that there is an injured person in need of aid. Action must be taken before it is too late. Please leave it to me. I’ll treat the affected part. Dantes: ……She probably isn’t wounded or anything. It’s as you said, she’s resting peacefully. Nightingale: No. No, not her, Good Sir. Dantes: ---. Nightingale: It’s you. It is your spirit that is wounded. Action is required. Leave the amputation of the affected area to me. Dantes: …...What? I know you’re stern, but if you go this far for a joke, no one will laugh. Nightingale: That’s it. Right there. You may not be aware of it, but you make remarks that confuse me for another person from before. We must take immediate action. Yes, yes, indeed. You also said something cryptic in regards to Master’s sleep. Dantes: ………...Wait. Nightingale: No. I will take the appropriate measures. Dantes: You’re holding a scalpel in your left and, and a pistol in your right. At the very least, hold the scalpel in your dominant hand. No, what am I saying. This isn’t right. Why are you specifically looking at our Master’s sleeping face? It seems you’ve sensed some sort of abnormality. I don’t know if it’s your intuition or a sign of your magical power, but you come to the correct conclusion. You were able to accurately grasp the situation. Our Master’s soul is under the contract of a large number of Servants, so--- Nightingale: Don’t get carried away spouting thoughtless things. Dantes: ………...Mercedes. Nightingale: That’s another thing - my name isn’t Mercedes. You have an injured spirit. You don’t see me as a single Heroic Spirit, do you? Even though you’ve called me Berserker, you also mistakenly call me Mercedes. I am not her. I am not a woman who possesses that name. Dantes: It is only natural. Your spiritual foundation has the memory of those seven days. Nightingale: Just…… hearing that name, it’s strange…… It makes me feel like I am not within this body, but somewhere far away. But still, I am not someone who bears that name. I will take appropriate action, so. ---I will sterilize your spirit. Dantes: …………. Nightingale: Ah, it seems he’s escaped. …...How bothersome. I will definitely treat him next we meet.
[Part 2]
Mash: ---You had a dream that Nightingale was arguing with someone?
> It was something like that……… > I don’t remember it well, but……
Mash: What a strange dream. Oh, no, I’m not familiar with dream interpretation, but if you want to, we could access Chaldea’s database? Shiva and Trismegistus aren’t really meant for this, but it should be possible. Helena: You’re talking about dream interpretation, aren’t you? Then just leave it to me! Since ancient times, humans have been interpreting all kinds of dreams. Since the age of gods, so to speak. In contemporary times, Freud is famous for dream interpretation…… My dream interpretation is a bit different. Fufu. I call it--- Edison: Exciting Direct Current Dream Interpretation! Tesla: Exciting Alternating Current Dream Interpretation! Edison: Huh---!? The moment an alternating current flows to the brain, the scanners would go haywire! Tesla: Fuhahaha, you know nothing, Lion-el! It can do anything! It can observe cranial nerve transmissions! Let’s uncover everything about what’s happening in Gudako’s brain……! Like what her favorite food is! Of if she prefers alternating current! Edison: Hmmmmm, or what kind of clothes she likes! Or if she prefers direct current! Tesla: ……Direct current……? Hmph, Edison, I feel like you said something. But what you were talking about was total gibberish. Edison: WHAT DID YOU SAY, BASTARD---! Mash: T- They’ve started fighting…… It’s amazing how both of them squabble like children! But to observe the brain like that---
> It does seem a bit interesting, doesn’t it > The invasion of privacy is a bit much
Mash: S- Senpai! It really is interesting……! Those two could learn everything about Senpai’s cranial nerves, and then…… If that happened, with the amount of information there, would it be a problem or not…… There shouldn’t be a problem with finding out Senpai’s favorite food ………But depending on what it is…… …………T- That’s a problem! That’s right! There’s a problem with this! It’s not right to look into somebody else’s head without their permission! Helena: Well said, Mash. That’s it exactly. Getting secrets like that is wrong. I didn’t like where this went after those two walked in either. I think that’s enough talk of both Lemuria style dream interpretation and Mahatma direct transmission dream interpretation for today. Yes, mm-hm, that’s right. I’m sorry. And also…… You two geniuses over there! The Gentleman and the Lion***: Y- Yes. Helena: Don’t just start quarrelling as soon as you see each other’s faces. Honestly. If you have so much energy, get into the simulator! Twenty Soul Eaters and Spriggins in a row! Go let your feelings out with that! The Gentleman and the Lion: Uhhhhhm--- Helena: Reply properly! Where are your manners! The Gentleman and the Lion: YES MA’AM!!
[we’re back in the corridor]
Mash: ……Seeing that was amazing. They really went through twenty rapidfire simulations. Both of them had such incredible spirit, didn’t they. So, what was the impression you got from their display of bravery?
> I shall christen it “The Infinite Battle of the Electric Lion’s Pride” > I shall christen it “The Infinite Battle of the Electric Gentleman’s Pride”
Mash: Infinite…… They did indeed have a lot of vigor…… Senpai. You seem to be a bit unsteady? Amakusa: Oya, Master, Mash. Good morning. Mash: Good morning, Amakusa. And to you too, ummm, Jeanne d’Arc Alter Santa Lily. Jeanne Alter Santa Lily: Good morning! Um, if it’s a bit hard to say, I don’t mind if you call me Lily or Alter. Or even Jeanne! Mash: Then, Jeanne Alter, once again, good morning. Jeanne Alter Santa Lily: Yes…… good morning! Amakusa: --- Jeanne Alter Santa Lily: Teacher, how was that? Amakusa: Your cheerful smiling was brilliant. Even the sun rising in the sky cannot compare to its warmth. Indeed, it is wonderful. I felt it deep within my heart. Jeanne Alter Santa Lily: I- Is that so? Um, did I just get praised? Amakusa: Yes, of course I praised you. …...By the way, Master, is there anything new since we’ve last seen each other?
> Nothing in particular--- > Last night I had a dream about Nightingale
Amakusa: Is that so. No, if that’s the case, it’s fine. As expected, the demon of vengeance has only grown to a certain point. I’m relieved I seem to be doing my job properly. …...Nightingale was arguing with someone in your dream? Oh, I see. I wonder if it was related to that? That person is sharp…… No, it’s nothing. Please excuse me. Mash: …...Amakusa? Amakusa: No, it’s really nothing. I’m just talking to myself. Jeanne Alter Santa Lily: …… ……? Amakusa: ---It is a dream of that story. It will be a dream passing through a year of suffering.
[the screen is completely black again]
???: ---So, you’ve come down here. Good grief, you really are a curious Master. To stay within a peaceful dream or to drift softly within a dreamless sleep are both fine choices - but there is no reason to be here. Stop. Do you understand? Being here is too dangerous. This darkness is also one of your dreams, but it is one not meant to be seen. It should not be. “I” should also seem slightly different than the me you know. I will not treat you as a guest forever. Leave, and forget this place.
> Nothing looks different about you > You aren’t smoking cigarettes are you?
???: ……Heh. You’ve made me laugh! It doesn’t matter where you are, you never change, Master! I haven’t changed, huh. I see. It’s as you say. No matter how different “I” am from me, at the heart of it, I am the same person. I am an Avenger that exists within those seven days, as I am a Servant fighting alongside you. Yes, I suppose I am indeed both. But, if I must choose…… “I” am a different person in this place after all. It is in these depths that my true potential is reached, where when I affix my eyes to your soul, it shines like hellfire. …………Ah, that’s right. I don’t have even have even a moderate fire. No - didn’t I give it to you once before? Then I entrust it to you. My black flames of love and hate would turn this rare cigar to ash. Hm---. You are a clever Master. Even in the depths of a dream, you still entertain me. …………Tonight it will end. A swarm of ever growing noise. From being tied to many Heroic Spirits, your soul has accumulated shadows and illusions, and the wreckage of dreams. The depths in which they settle in the dark. In that regard, this is a dumping ground for you. Regret for enemies you’ve violently killed. Resentment. Hope. That’s right---. Again, “I” have no choice but to say this to you. Leave--- that’s all. This is “my” job. This is something you should not see. You have accomplished much by way of dreams through the memories of the many Heroic Spirits you are bound to. If you do things that way, it is fine. There is no need to reach out to the remnant of love and hatred.
> ---
???: …………But, just in case. Gudako. Perhaps, if you wish from the bottom of your heart---
> I don’t want you to have to fight all alone > Even so, I can’t just leave you!
???: Heh--- Aha- hahahahahaha! Very well! In that case, do not lag behind my flames! Else you will be abandoned, a single drop spilled, left to rot for all time! Without feeling even anger you will simply sink, continue to stagnate--- Burn until not even ash remains! The memories of the Heroic Spirits your soul continues to watch over, the remains of illusions that fought there - that is “my” prey! Heheh--- Well, I’ll make it easy to understand! That this person is also “me”!
[He reveals himself as Dantes]
Dantes: ---Come, together now. Let us cut down those that remain. Conquer them, Master. Take them beyond this place of love and hatred!
[Fight, then it’s Chaldea again]
Nightingale: ……So, we meet again, Good Sir. Dantes: Indeed. Nightingale: The Master’s room is just up ahead; do you have business there? It is already late - making her lose sleep would be detrimental to her health. Dantes: No, I don’t. I…… I simply enjoy taking evening strolls. And what of you, Berserker? The threat the King of Magic posed is already gone. What are you wary of? Nightingale: There is nothing I am concerned about. I’m waiting for you to lower you guard so I can sterilize your spirit. You wound the spirit. Your way of being is not correct for a human being. ……It is distorted. It is damaged. It is wounded. Dantes: ………...Heh. Nightingale: Did you just laugh? Dantes: Indeed, I did laugh. Why did I laugh? My soul is already far from that of a human being! I am the Cavern King. I am a demon of vengeance! I’ve already stopped being anything human! ……But, receiving your treatment is impossible. I am me, and I exist as “myself” within the 21st century. If Master so desires it, the Cavern King will exist. So long as there is fighting, she wields that power. It is as you say. Even if you tried amputating the spiritual wound, it cannot be separated. My spirit lies at the ends of love and hate, and madness - so long as that holds true…… There isn’t anything much to do but exist. Nightingale: You aren’t making sense. Repeat yourself clearly and concisely. Dantes: Treatment is unnecessary. It’s fine, so just let it be. Mercedes - do not get close to me. Your straightforward way is similar to Gudako, and…… It’s just. A bit too dazzling for one such as me. Nightingale: …………? Dantes: Come morning, please go to see our Master. She could be quite exhausted in both mind and body. …………She’s probably having a bad dream.
*In Japanese, Dantes uses pronouns to refer to himself in both kanji and katakana. There’s no actual difference in what he’s saying, but the text makes it clear there’s a difference in meaning. Namely, he seems to use katakana (and so, in my translations, quotation marks) to refer to the self that lingers in this weird dream world. Please be aware, however, I only use quotations when he’s specifically making a comparison - I thought quotation marks might get obnoxious. **Nightingale actually refers to him as simply “Mister”, but calling someone only Mister in English is a bit weird, and the feeling it seems she’s going for is a kind of terse, formal, and distant way of address, which is why I replaced it with Good Sir at times Mister doesn’t read well. ***This is…… something I tried very hard to, but ultimately couldn’t translate into English. The words for Gentleman and Lion are pronounced the same in Japanese, and while it’s already sort of funny when both of them are talking, it feeds into the response gag since Mash wouldn’t know which you were referring to.
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selflife-hacks-blog · 6 years ago
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Electronics That Helps To Get Rid Of Sleep Deprivation|Self Life Hacks
Electronics that helps to get rid of sleep deprivation !! Lack of sleep or insomnia is common these days.The reasons are many, it can either be due to  mental stress or physical health issues Sleep is essential not only for a sound mind but also helps in giving a sound body. There are various electrical gadgets which are developed in 2019 which helps in providing good sleep for the people who are suffering from insomnia. These are few i am listing below:
Mona Smart Pillow Device
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Is a smart electrical cooling system that helps to  improve your sleep by controlling and regulating your temperature in bed Temperature is one of the main factors responsible for regulating our circadian rhythms and to get a good night’s sleep, your body temperature needs to drop at night. This smart technology helps to regulate your body temperature all through the night.
Withing Aura Sleep System
A multi-function sleep system which has a sleep tracking and has light and sound programs It has been combined with bed sleep monitoring, with customized sound and light effects that help to fall asleep and wake up in the best possible way. It helps the person to fall asleep to crashing waves, angelic voices, specially commissioned music track or any of the other sleep soundtracks, whilst ambient, ‘melatonin-friendly’ Lighting effects gradually fade into darkness.
Bed-jet V2 Climate Control System
This is  Invented by ex-NASA spacesuit designer, Mark Aramli This is a combined heating and cooling system that fits onto a  bed and provides the temperature. This device helps to direct a powerful stream of air onto the bed, and it can be controlled with remote or Bluetooth enabled the app on a smartphone.
Magic-light Pro Smart Led Light-bulb
This device has a smart LED bulb which has a smartphone control system. This has a wake-up light and a dawn simulator. This helps in promoting sleep by stimulating the higher centers of the brain by the light emission.
Dodow Sleep Aid
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It is a sleeping aid which can be kept on as a  nightstand and slowly projects a rhythmic glow onto the ceiling. Focusing on the projected light helps to clear your mind, slows your breathing, and relaxes your body so you can quickly, peacefully drift off into a deep, restful sleep. Based on a survey of over 300 users, Dodow helps users fall asleep 2.5 times faster than normal.
Nemuriale Sleep Aid
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It is a Japanese made device, a relaxation aid that calms you by beating like a heart for 20 minutes Whether ever you are feeling stressed or have a difficult time to get some sleep, the calming heartbeat of Nemuriale offers a familiar and relaxing comfort. Nemuriale is an egg-sized portable device. Press and hold the button on the egg for two seconds to turn it on. The egg will vibrate with a heartbeat-like rhythm, getting softer and softer over 20 minutes until it automatically shuts off. This device has proven to be helpful to patients who are suffering from insomnia and other sleep disorders like anxiety, stress, etc..
Ever-sleep 2
This device is a wearable tracker that has the feature like having a sleep lab in your own bed. This is meant to be worn around the wrist at night, while the owner snoozes. This has a pulse oximeter built- which helps in that providing the blood oxygen saturation monitoring, in addition to an accelerometer for noticing motion, and a sound monitor for detecting any snoring.
Quiet-on Sleep
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These are advanced noise-blocking earplugs which help in reducing the unwanted sound to reach the ears. Founded by two ex-Nokia engineers. this block out
snoring sounds and any other external unwanted sounds in the air. This advanced Electronics that helps to get rid of sleep deprivation
Con-air Sound Therapy Machine
This sleep machine has  10 soothing sounds to help you fall asleep at night. It has the property to block the unwanted distracting sounds and create a relaxing sound environment for sleep like the Tropical Forest, Birdsong, Running Stream, Heartbeat, Summer Night, White Noise, Thunderstorm, Rainfall, Ocean Waves or Waterfall.
2 Breathe Sleep Inducer
This device has a small sensor worn with a strap around your abdomen. When you breathe, every inhalation and exhalation movement is sent a wireless to your phone which runs the companion 2 Breathe app. The software then processes and analyzes your breathing patterns, calculating a tailored set of tones to guide your breathing. This device has real-time technology to lengthen the duration of your exhalations, slowing down your breathing rate for optimal sleep. As your breathing slows down, you start to feel drowsy and eventually fall asleep.
Sleep Shepherd Blue
This device is the brainchild of serial inventor and entrepreneur Dr. Michael Larson. When his daughter was diagnosed with a sleep disorder Dr. Larson put his engineering and product design expertise into practice to design a sleep aid. The device has a  wearable headband, packed with electronics and sensors. There are two main functional components of Sleep Shepherd Blue;
EEG (electroencephalogram) brain activity tracking
Binaural beat system
Fisher Wallace Stimulator
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This is a non-invasive form of elector therapy. Cranial Electrical Stimulation is an FDA approved treatment for
depression, anxiety
, and insomnia. The device is the size of a  TV remote control,  which is powered by 2 AA batteries. The current is delivered to the skull by attaching two sponge electrodes to your temples with the supplied elastic headband.
Dodow
This device projects a halo of blue light onto your ceiling. By synchronizing your breathing with the light – inhaling when the beam expands, exhaling when it shrinks. This device creates a hypnotic effect, which helps to gently send you drifting off to sleep. this is one of the good electronics that help to get rid of sleep deprivation.
SR 1 Delta Sleeper
This device runs on electromagnetic therapy. This electromagnetic therapy is used widely to help heal bones fractures, but in recent years it has been adopted as a technique to improve sleep. This device generates an electric field in or around your body with the aid of magnets. thereby giving electromagnetic therapy to promote sleep. source:
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syntheticallysentient · 8 years ago
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Visionaries || Part 1 || JARVIS, Tony, Bruce, Maria, and ???
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JARVIS:
    [ An uncharacteristic silence is what permeates the facility. Its cause - be it firm concentration, a harsh decrease in present staff, or an immeasurable concentration of any applicable human “mood” that might result in such conditions - is ultimately of little concern in the grand scheme of things. What matters is their operation, this work, and its potential for rapid advancement, long overdue in the opinion of more than the intelligence himself.
    It goes to say that JARVIS personally isn’t making any efforts to reform the current atmosphere, lacking both means and, perhaps most notably, the desire to do so. His consciousness is partially engaged, partially hovering in standby, observing in anticipation for further developments from select members of their small team with which he is considerably more familiar.
    He’s not certain how best to describe the odd tingle of a sensation he experiences, watching them.
                                                                          Waiting. ]
TONY:
     [ Gideon Malick’s reaction to Stark’s suggestions had been a pleasing ( albeit calculable ) response, both his and Banner’s copious amounts of work cumulatively paying off with the swift agreement of the activation. The given terms were fair when considered broadly, but there were particularly stringent clauses discovered when drilling down into the finer details of miniscule small print, concern not quite being piqued but enough of a ripple in the waters for the man to raise a dark eyebrow here and there. And yet here he was at the SHIELD facility, the workspace having almost become a secondary point of focus for the man outside of Avengers Tower and Stark Industries - hours upon hours spent scratching at the surface of scientific knowledge before plunging and delving neck deep.
    The past 82 hours had been devoid of sleep for the engineer, a fatigue that sets in at the base of his skull with an unnerving familiarity due to its frequency these days. But the inventor pays it no mind, a quick glance afforded by the assertive futurist towards the Mind gem which is currently housed in a secure receptacle adjacent to the Cradle. The billionaire swipes at a screen to survey the continued monitoring of both the dormant android and sparkling facet, feeling the incessant need to break the cloying tension with some mindless yet well-meaning chit-chat. ]
                   How’re we all doing? Butt-clench city, am I right?
MARIA:
     [ The memo had come across her desk at the end of her day- the sender and subsequent wall of text inciting an amount of dread that she was becoming far too comfortable with these days. Parsing through the directive, she’d forwarded the important details to Paige and gone home. Only to return to the office early the next morning to answer emails, burn off a fresh burst of energy on the treadmill, and then leave for the S.H.I.E.L.D. facility. It’s still rather early but traffic is a nightmare, and by the time she’s emerging from the backseat of the vehicle her molars are clamped together. The coffee cup in her hand is half empty and lukewarm when she slips into the room, lingering well away from center stage.
      Having determined a safe space to rest the coffee cup, far away from any dangerous tech or chemicals, Maria’s tapping at the tablet she’s cradling- a set of working notes for the inevitable report she’ll draft ( realistically, have Agent Tilney draft ) for Malick. Stark’s voice cuts into her thread of concentration and she lifts her head, eyebrows set in a gentle frown. ]
                   Not the words I’d choose to describe the moment, necessarily. 
BRUCE: 
     [ the invisible but pressing sensation of an oncoming maelstrom seeps in gradually through his skin as the morning progresses, until the feeling has settled deep into his bones, drawing out a somber caution that almost draws even with the level of scientific excitement he’s feeling; now was not the time for second-guessing and cold feet, but he couldn’t help the shadow of his memory from colouring his actions and thoughts with sensible prudence.
     The process of developing and employing safeguards for this moment had been something he’d been extremely invested in; and even now he’s running the numbers for the fortieth time, the various possible outcomes memorized long-ago; Bruce, like Tony, has been spending more than his fair share of time here, preparing for this moment - though he’s been stealing periodic power naps on couches, chairs, and tables. Exhaustion is still present, but well buried beneath the enormity of this moment: the mind gem, potentially one of the most powerful objects on Earth right now; the body, Ultron’s artistic rendition of elemental, human perfection; and JARVIS, the AI, which managed to strike the perfect chord between humanizing traits and supercomputer intelligence. Tony’s quip passes unremarked upon - Maria tackles that task for the collective of the room - and his eyes settle on her where she sits across the room as the computer processes. 
     The last wave of data finishes extrapolating and compiling with a helpful ‘ping’, the findings it spits out just as they should be. Bruce steps down off the small platform housing the controls and drifts in an arc that centres on the cradle; everyone’s here, precautions are all set, and now there’s just one last thing: ]                                                      JARVIS, can you run it for us?
JARVIS:
     [ Stark speaks first, and JARVIS finds himself unsurprised if only marginally amused. Perhaps he would have snorted at the remark - or exhibited any other indication of entertainment - if he had indeed possessed the necessary physical components to  (the thought passes through his processors shortly that he may soon, in fact, do). At the lack of such at current, however, the artificial intelligence refrains from making any verbal comment, and instead assigns focus to another, once called for. ]
                                            Certainly, Dr. Banner.
     [ There is an intentional second’s pause between the acknowledgement and the moment he obliges, with consideration for the human reaction timespan, ensuring all members of the team are capable of tuning in. ]
                  As per an official order signed off by the World Security             Council, you have been instructed to activate subject             designation “Asset 0862U”, for utilization by SHIELD in             their efforts to enforce the ACCORDS through detection             and apprehension of superhuman threats.
                  I will be serving as a temporary pilot of of the platform in             question - for the purposes thus stated - and as such our             immediate objective is to oversee and ensure a successful             integration of my intelligence into the asset’s systems.                   Preliminary simulations of the procedure, run by Mr. Stark              and myself, estimate our chances to achieve this to stand at              approximately 88%.
TONY:
              Commencing gem extraction. Obligatory health and safety announcement - protective eyewear has been provided upon entering the room. Now is the time to use it.
     [ With JARVIS’s informative dialogue, the sleek goggles are swiftly slipped on, the futurist knowing that there’s no room for error here ( or humour, for that matter ), briefly swiping at a screen and turning a digital semblance of a dial to alter the lighting in the room - they lower by a mere fraction, electricity circumvented and re-routed towards powerful spotlights that highlight the Cradle and a few key items of equipment in the vicinity. Stark’s focus shifts, fractured strands of consciousness retracting and closing off, dedicated solely to the task at hand as he seats himself into a sturdy chair. Wheels beneath him purposefully slide across the floor’s slick surface and lock into place at an expansive terminal littered with a series of levers and controls - all of which are adjoined to a sophisticated array of metal appendages commissioned by Stark Industries, the apparatus a few metres away from the Cradle.
    The machinery gives the Da Vinci robotic system a run for its money, detailed specifications itemised for the handling of the Mind gem after hours upon hours of its study - previous prototypes having melted away into nothing from mere contact. This rendition was Mark XXI and while Tony had the confidence that it would be able to effectively grasp onto the intergalactic article, precautions were required. The engineer takes a deep breath, resting his palm against a circular formation near the controls, prolonged contact which sees the long arms jolt to life, sonorous whirrs of motors contending with actuators as they await their upcoming commands to be downloaded.
         Minute cameras at the very edge of the claw-like compositions come into focus, several feeds displayed on the screen before the man despite him not necessarily requiring them - he can see what they see, his form growing still as his line of vision glazes over in his distant sense of concentration, synapses firing as he experiences the effective neural link with the system. It takes no time at all for Stark’s full control to kick in, the case housing the gem prised open by the strong pincers which soon draw closer to the android. They carefully take a hold of the jewel, positions slowly altering a millimetre at a time in compensation of axis readings, hovering directly over the indentation of the body’s cranial formation to edge closer in its placement. The inventor isn’t certain for how long he’s been holding his breath, the next expulsion incredibly heavy as he informs; ] 
                                       Gem interpolation in progress...
MARIA:
     [ Everything seems to shift, the focus of the room narrowing drastically and Maria follows Bruce’s voice until she’s focused on the back of his skull, the frown still affixed while she stands. Fingers are poised over the tablet, which for now is set simply in ‘record’ mode, which will attempt to digitize in document form all dialogue from here on out. She’s not content to stay as far back as she is, and while she may be well removed from the scientific realm of the procedure, the Director is well aware of the risk being taken as she slides the safety goggles over her forehead and onto the bridge of her nose. Her eyes are fixed on the cradle, moving forward until stopping a safe distance away from the action but with a vantage point that allows a sightline over Bruce’s left shoulder.
     The allotted personnel currently occupying the room reads like a punchline. A billionaire, an AI, and a potential gamma bomb walk into a bar-- Not to draw away from the heaviness of the situation, of course. It settles on the room like humidity, pressing down on them as soon as Stark begins the delicate process of extracting the gem. Hill can feel her pulse in her throat, the steady hum of the technology in the room around her ears. There’s a certain amount of admiration for Tony as he maneuvers the gem like a surgeon; the entire process a direct result of weeks upon weeks of combined effort split between him and Bruce. If it fails--
            If it fails it’s on Stark ( and Bruce, but by proxy ), she supposes, hence the reason the agency had separated itself from the man’s intentions regarding the asset. A partnership, of course, but there’s always room to find someone at fault.
     The room’s collective breath stalls while Tony moves to complete the process, Maria finding herself leaning forward to watch the feeds broadcasting across the screens, tablet now held loosely in one arm, that same frown still scrawled into the line of her brow. She can feel the stillness settle, the S.H.I.E.L.D. techs pausing in their background motions to watch the remainder of the action--- ]
BRUCE:
     [ Though his own goggles have been modified to fit over his reading glasses, Bruce takes the eyewear off and folds it into the breast pocket of the lab coat - slipping his goggles into place he scans the room to make sure everyone else has complied with Tony’s request ( Maria’s got hers on, framed out wide from her face; Tony’s hair unfurls out from the arms of his to make him look even more disheveled ).
  The possibility for disaster is high, heightened for Bruce by the inclusion of these particular people in this particular situation - testing and hypothesis can only account for so much, and he comes to rest when he feels Maria just off his shoulder -- the unspoken last-resort failsafe for this experiment is himself. Any sort of explosion or untoward reaction of the body to the gem and the Other Guy might very well be the best line of defense; he can only hope he’s close enough to contain, to absorb, and to block.     ( to protect )
     Somehow it doesn’t help that they’ve gone through this dozens of times - Tony knows exactly what he’s doing but the tension and anticipation still draws Bruce’s shoulders up and catches his nerves in a vicegrip. So much at stake and so much on the line -- the gem lowers into its assumed housing; centimeters become millimeters, which shrink down to angstrom’s; it feels like his breath fills the space between those invisible gaps, extending into a state of time that feels impossible and hanging for a split second that somehow feels like five -
              until finally the gem settles against the angles of the slot set into the body, so precise that the meeting of the two is soundless, indicated instantly by the measuring instruments that have been tracking and calculating the journey from the secure container to cradle  - ]
JARVIS:
[ The earlier quietude falls a significant distance short in comparison to what follows the intelligence’s summarised brief, and his creator’s subsequent initialization of the gem extraction. A low hum originating from the utilized machinery - subtle yet continuous throughout the entirety of the procedure - blankets them. Vibrations in the air that carries suspense over passing seconds, minutes, during which Stark’s slow and delicate machinations remain ongoing, success around one corner and the potential for catastrophic failure around the other. Though the statistical odds are in their favour as per his own calculations, it is of outmost importance to expect the unexpected in situations such as this, which is why JARVIS had previously expressed some satisfaction for the team’s willing adherence to proper safety precautions (as was not always the case, working with Stark).
            Ultimately, the extraterrestrial gem fits into place soundlessly, through its reaction to contact with the form developed specifically to house it is instant; It melds itself in its position, an energy surge flowing through the platform which is picked up on by the AI and displayed on bystanding monitors as a sudden spike in internal activity, before it balances out only moments thereafter and falls still once more without further incident.
            A few seconds pass, which JARVIS claim for an instance of intimate observation in order to confirm their status as definitively clear, speaking only when at last the mechanical hum that has lingered thus far promptly disappears. ]
                                                         Integration success.                                                          Subject is stable.
TONY:
     [ A tightly clenched jaw juts apart as a pocket of air trapped within the fleshy branches of the engineer’s lungs unfurls, a heated bead of sweat traipsing down the subtle indentation of the man’s temple for its journey to culminate upon sloping and dark facial hair - as if the prominent burden of the entire room had been momentarily alleviated from tense shoulders with the immediacy of his actions, embedded with a collective sigh. Disbelief lingers in the form of bated breath and forceful expulsions of air, the members of staff peppered about the facility finally able to entertain the next steps required for the transition. Up until this point there had been a long and complicated number of logical and hypothetical use-case situations which the futurist had logically devised, conceptualised procedures painstakingly delved into to bring about practical means of the diffusion of ensuing threats with the placement of the gem. Granted that extensive calculations predicted that the worst case scenarios involved everyone in the vicinity as well as adjacent regions being disintegrated in their entirety, so far so good…
         Relinquishing his palm from the terminal, the metal appendages withdraw out of the way from the completed task, opting for a mode of standby  - unless there is an emergency which requires immediate assistance for the extraction of the jewel, their utilisation is complete for the time-being. Breaking the link from the automatons, Stark casts a quick glance over his shoulder in Banner’s direction as a means of reciprocated reassurance - it’s by chance that the gaze darts to Hill too in the near distance, concluding in a curt yet relieved nod of his head to both counterparts. The wheels of his chair begin to slide towards the left hand side of the terminal where he can see streams of data compiling on the screen in real time, extrapolating from readings taken from the Cradle. Stability is key here and while the small team is dealing with irregular variables,  it’s this fact alone that sees Tony shy away from his particular brand of calculated risk. He takes a deep breath, line of vision poised upon the representation of the AI’s digital embodiment, the shimmering orb of amber light occupying the screen - the engineer’s fingertips begin typing away with immense speed, extracting from the flowing data to update some of the subroutines of his code for the oncoming transference.
          It’s complicated and intricate work, no doubt about that, but the inventor is used to grinding away against the clock, bulldozing through each segment with relative ease.  A silence descending over him as he maintains concentration ( for the most part ), consciousness minorly fracturing to silently enquire of the ever-present assistant in natural curiosity]
                                                    < SHOWTIME. YOU READY, J? >
     [it’s as if the billionaire’s overcompensating for the lack of overly audible discourse in the room amidst the soft whirr of equipment, his voice raised by merely a fraction to slice through the atmosphere in bludgeoning contrast as he brashly proclaims]
                          Stage one: complete. Moving onto stage two. Paging Dr. Banner.
BRUCE:
     [ the Starkpad in Bruce’s hand populates the extrapolated data in time with those on the screen that’s adjacent to Tony’s remote controlling system, a hand strap along its back keeping it snug against his palm without much thought. The substantial spike in activity once the gem is set sends him lurching to the left, shouldering tipped as a means to block - but the actual step and the full movement of it is quickly aborted as the cradle and the body remain unquestionably still.
         No blinding flashes of light, no tremors of force, no sock-rocking effects whatsoever which threaten the progress of this experiment.
Tony’s acknowledgement is met with a tight-lipped tip incline of his own head, expression determined but not yet ready to shed its cautionary grimness.
The subsequent section of the process is reliant on Tony, and Bruce sends a wordless, lingering glance back to Maria -- the initial success doesn’t at all indicate the potential for continued performance. This is just the first hurdle they’re required to pass. With his feet rooted to the ground and eyes shrouded by the space-grade safety goggles, Bruce lets the enormity of the moment speak for itself, and then turns back to Tony as he runs a mental clock.
It’s faster than he expected, but Bruce doesn’t doubt the accuracy and quality of Tony’s work. ]
                                                     Uploading through the biolink…
     [ -- the faux-organic stem of wires that Ultron had crafted, modified slightly for a inclination towards safety, instead of focusing on sheer power and capacity.
The Starkpad displays the necessary controls, as well as an array of real-time readings on the various aspects of the upload - from the temperature of the components to a progress bar. Some scenarios may call for an immediate flood of as much data they can transfer, while others might indicate the need for a more measured approach. The variables are at his fingertips to manipulate, and he reads the informational output and rides the process as necessary. ]
MARIA:
     [ The tablet is left poised in the crook of her arm, all but forgotten at this stage ( though still recording- the voice to text program is highly reliable and will generate notes for her ), eyes fixed firmly on the subject at hand. She shifts, meeting Bruce’s eye when he turns to look at her, attempting to read into the expression before he returns to the data transfer. A slight frown, a hand lifting to press the heel of her palm against the safety goggles, adjusting the sit of them upon the bridge of her nose.
                            She shifts forward, a half step, as if to expand her viewpoint on the process ( despite the multitude of screens broadcasting the entire thing ), and presses her lips together, ultimately unphased by the integration of the gem itself. From what she can gather, the data transfer is remarkably quick- and while she’s not entirely sure what to expect from the next several moments, her fingertip hovers over a button on the tablet screen that would effectively call into action the S.H.I.E.L.D. STRIKE team she has on standby just outside the doors of the lab.
     The actions are accompanied only by the hum of equipment in the room, the slip of everyone’s bated breath. Maria can hear the soft tread of lab technicians moving in the background, their footsteps muted as if they’re afraid of making any other sound aside from the rustle of their starched lab coats and the tap of fingers to keyboards.
     Her attention drifts from Bruce to Stark, lingering between the two, watching for any indication that the process might be close to being complete-- ]
JARVIS:
    [ They move to progress, and with familiar automacy, JARVIS initiates the process of systematically withdrawing his still active connections to network points and laboratory equipment alike, replacing his presence where necessary with a selection of simpler programs which should serve as adequate substitutes in his absence. It is short work. Near identical measures have been taken numerous times previously on occasions of extensive maintenance; Full control is rightfully relinquished to the administrator for the duration, and JARVIS himself becomes a mere item in the digital space, untethered and thus readily available for modification without the risk of disrupting any subsystems under his charge. Though their intentions are arguably different, this time around, it nonetheless functions much the same (albeit, with marginally less “weight” shedded than had been in the past, courtesy of recent circumstances). The whole of it doesn’t ultimately affect their overall efficiency too terribly, and he should in either case not be gone long enough to be missed in that particular aspect.
    Things should do just fine, without him.
    When Stark expectedly tugs at his self with an enquiry, JARVIS has concluded preparations and is lingering in something he wouldn’t discount to be a fragment of anticipation in the face of what is to come next. Effectively the fruit of their painstaking labour over several months time. The “show”, as his creator so eloquently put it, in reference to which it would seem appropriate to deem this step the “main performance”.
                                                                 He is ready.
                                                            < ALWAYS, SIR >
   [ Doctor Banner takes the reins from there, leaving no more room for conversation at the current. If he had any reservations regarding the specific avenger performing the transfer of his being - keeping in mind his experiences with a certain impostor - they have been long since discarded, replaced with confidence and trust in the abilities of the real that fall short only of that instilled by the other notable inventor present in the room. As such, the intelligence willingly allows the flow of himself which begins to stream through the established link with their subject, unconcerned with the vague haze that drapes itself momentarily over his consciousness during the process, sections of data shifting in turns from one platform to another.
    The degree to which the operation progresses unremarkably is, admittedly, surprising. At the lack of exaggeration, the small team had accounted for thousands of variables in their preparatory calculations, braced for the unknown qualities of Ultron’s creation that remained an ever present factor and risk. However, even as JARVIS comes in contact with the host and adjusts to deal with potentially malicious batches of pre-installed code, he is rather caught off guard by the ease with which he transitions, the strangely welcoming emptiness, void of anything that could be even remotely recognised as-- ]
0862U:
       [  --New.
                 It is new.
    Initially it is merely a hint of a consciousness - curious but not-quite aware - formed from a slow and steady controlled trickle of strung-together algorithms into the confines of this form. It’s still, numbed, simply existing in a state not entirely unlike what some might call “asleep”, at the lack for a more accurate comparison. Along the same train of thought, one could likewise refer to the subsequent sequence as rather the rude awakening - An abrupt connection in the system that causes a striking reaction, a flick which sparks long dormant codes into sudden activity - the incoming transfer is gripped and pulled into a flood that crashes together as an onslaught of raw data.
                                                   ( He takes in a sharp breath-- )
   What was practically nothing is at once something, everything, everywhere, and it is a mass of wholly unfamiliar experiences that invades his senses in unison; He can feel the pulsating energy surge that courses through his being, originating from a singular burning focus point at the very front of his skull where it sears inwards; He feels the overwhelming assault of information to a newly awoken mind, disorganised, forced, clashing, fracturing and already pushing at limits that have yet to be set, stretching boundaries thin; He feels calculated connections form, reach out across one another and bind together an internal network that spans an endless space.
                                                He feels a warmth in his chest.
                                             ( --The digits of his left hand twitch-- )
       Dark magenta skin heats, flaring uncomfortably hot against the cooling metal that lines his sides and press against him from all directions, leaving no room for as much as simple movement. He’s surrounded by it. Sealed in, and infringed upon by the cords that plug into the length of his spine. Alarmed signals rings from his central processors, whisking through digital systems and body alike in a time-span too insignificant to measure, compelling its overheating humanoid form to push upwards and out with some sense of urgency for relief that can evidently not be found within the cradle.
                      ( --He finds the metal encasing does not provide an obstacle. ) ]
TONY:
     [ The futurist’s jaw clenches as the highly complex processes are set into motion, months of divisive research and operations having all lead to this very instant. The artificial intelligence’s discreet response gains the scarcest of nods despite a heightened degree of expectancy, a minor jut of the man’s chin as his focused consciousness analyses every thread of detail physically and digitally available to him from surrounding terminals - there had been a staggering number of scenarios prepared for but, try as he might, Tony was unable to shake off a hint of positivity as he entertains the best of outcomes. An overzealous sense of optimism primarily due to the inclusion of JARVIS’s traversal of embodiment - the asset now being in ultimately reliable, if proverbial, hands due to the intelligence’s diligent disposition.
         But such notions are impinged upon as there is a strong fluctuation upon the screens before him, a sudden burst of statistical data that causes for the engineer’s dark brow to furrow at cumulative information simply pooling in at an alarming rate. Fingertips are quick to fly over the keyboard in front of him in a bid to extrapolate and gain a better understanding regardless of their potentially adverse nature, eyes continually flitting between a screen and the encasing of the Cradle, the inventor affording himself a very brief moment to glance back in Bruce and Maria’s direction as if obvious commentary was crudely required for the curious audience]
                   Reading’s are going crazy. Don’t mean to be a nervous nelly, but I think we need to consider abor---
     [ There’s the abrupt and downright turbulent creaking of metal, the billionaire knowing that sound anywhere from decades of its manipulation with his extensive work, a hand instinctively slamming down onto an enlarged button which is conveniently nestled at the worksurface, a precaution that sees the large room automatically going into lockdown - established protocols for a probable threat rapidly invoked, the lighting ( and thus the mood ) shifting with hues of crimson dispersing across the atmosphere. Tony doesn’t know if such measures are entirely necessary just yet but it isn’t a risk he’s willing to take regardless of his usually cavalier approach to experimentation, his dark gaze narrowing over the formation of the android as it arises from its inorganic chrysalis, attempting to ascertain the parameters of the situation.
         It’s with a great sense of awe that the man looks upon the being, and yet urgency rapidly takes a hold due to the comparative silence that they’re met with, ports for neural receptors relinquishing all means of encryption - put simply, Stark opens himself up fully for digital communication, internally gauging the mode of packet transmission best to inaudibly approach the AI in his new-found physique. Usually when “speaking” with the system he created, the futurist would easily find a means of wireless signalling to pick up on and draw his focus, a point in which he could latch onto for the comfortable and natural exchange in which they had often shared during recent months. There are a number he can utilise and Tony doesn’t think twice about bombarding them all with one sole thought, feet shuffling slightly as the man takes a few steps to the side to round the edge of the terminals]
                                                              < J...? STATUS REPORT >
     [ A bizarre and unsettling resonance is reverberated back to the engineer, the lines upon his forehead fiercely deepening in disbelief before gradually edging into tempered and unwanted realisation, the transferred message having pinged back to him undelivered. Stark was unable to digitally communicate with the other, attempts effectively and bewilderingly being blocked due to the bonded vibranium’s constricting properties, a steely glare manifesting as his sense of concentration takes hold to try again in vain. His internal processor swiftly augments due to the increased effort and strain on his resources, each attempt depleting him of energy as a glistening bead of perspiration trickles down the side of his temple, breath growing short as a powerfully cloying dull ache lingers at the base of his skull.
         This doesn’t bode well and despite the numerous nuggets of binary which are transmitted, none of them are successfully delivered, the futurist’s visage increasingly beginning to fall as it grows abundantly clear that his glorified meddling had been successful in respect to the experiment’s conclusion, but had been dire in another entirely. All sense of familiarity had been completely lost as he’s confronted with the hunched shell of magenta “flesh” with no real manner of gauging the one within - JARVIS’s schema on the Stark Network had been completely erased with the transferral with no means of efficient restoration or clone, the man met with a vast void lingering within his thoughts cast backwards. The digital space in which they both inhabited was no longer occupied by the highly perceptive AI, instead only a vague echo of what had once been, accompanied by glimmers of wonderful brilliance. Each second of silence that passes distinctively strengthens a single concept for the engineer - that the entity standing before Tony was not the man’s creation whom had turned 25 recently. This was someone else entirely, one that the billionaire didn’t know on a personal level, or if they could be trusted. ]
                                                         < WHAT HAVE I DONE? >
                                            [ End of Part One ]
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CES 2020: These wild gadgets will make you laugh
CES 2020 has more than 4,500 exhibitors displaying thousands of products. However we’ve waded through them to discover the oddball items that made us laugh– or at least raise our eyebrows and do a double take.
A few of these items at the huge tech trade convention in Las Vegas this week may really work. However regardless of whether they do or not, they all offered me a great chuckle. If they work as promoted, they resolve some extremely serious issues. But there’s no doubt there is imagination here.
4moms Mamaroo Sleep Bassinet
Above: 4moms CEO Gary Waters
Parents of a newborn lose about 6 weeks of sleep in the very first year alone. That does not produce delighted parents, and 4moms recognizes that parents aren’t invincible. So the company has actually followed up on its Mamaroo infant seat and developed a 4moms Mamaroo Bassinet, which can shake and soothe a baby ( see video) using movements that simulate what parents do, stated CEO Gary Waters, in an interview with VentureBeat.
This made me consider a dad viewing a football game or playing a computer game, attempting to relieve a child at the very same time. Waters said that we all have these moments where we need a break, and it’s OKAY to use something like a calming bassinet to keep a baby delighted.
Reliefband gets rid of stress and anxiety with electric-pulse bands
Above: Reliefband Travel Series provides short-term relief from nausea while taking a trip.
Image Credit: Reliefband
Reliefband’s wearables appear like watches, however you can toss out the Travel Series bands after a few days of travel. Not just do they deal with motion illness, they likewise deal with hangovers, migraines, chemotherapy nausea, and morning illness, and serve as an accessory to antiemetics for postoperative surgical treatment. So yes, you can get intoxicated, then placed on a wearable to make your hangover manageable.
Alpha-Stim treats your stress and anxiety with electrical pulses
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Electrical pulses can do more than shock an assailant. Alpha-Stim is an FDA-cleared, non-drug, prescription medical gadget that safely and successfully treats anxiety, sleeping disorders, depression, and pain, with no long lasting negative effects or danger of addiction. It’s not the prettiest of devices, however the company states it outputs a safe and pain-free micro existing that normalizes and stabilizes the user’s body and brain by means of cranial electrotherapy stimulation (CES).
There are more than 100 clinical research studies proving the security and efficiency of the gadget, consisting of a recent study by the MD Anderson Cancer Research Center and the National Health Service (NHS) in the UK. The part that made me laugh was connecting electrodes to your ears.
Luple’s digital caffeine makes you more alert with LED lights
Above: Luple’s digital caffeine lights.
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Luple is a South Korean business that has actually produced “digital caffeine.” If you are studying and wish to have the ability to focus, Luple will reveal you one sort of light. If you are sleepy and wish to sleep, it will shine a different light. The business is studying what type of wavelength is healthy for the human body, and it states this “human-centric lighting” keeps you more alert than a cup of coffee.
Bzigo utilizes AI and a laser pointer to discover mosquitoes
Above: Bzigo finds a mosquito utilizing computer vision.
Image Credit: Bzigo
Bzigo invested a couple of years looking into how to find buzzing mosquitoes. It came up with a combination of AI and a laser pointer. Its video camera scans for flying or fixed mosquitoes. When it identifies one, it shines a laser tip on it when it arrive at a wall, so you can go and smash it. Or possibly you can get your feline to do the deed for you, if they like going after the red dot.
Charmin’s SmellSense bathroom odor detector
Above: Charmin’s SmelllSense
Image Credit: Charmin
Charmin has actually created a model that sniffs your restroom for bad No. 2 smells. If it identifies them, it will tell you “no go” if you query whether it is safe to go into the bathroom. It also demoed a Rollbot to bring you a roll of bathroom tissue while you are on the pot, along with a porta potty with a VR headset.
Laser hair development
Above: HairMax will give you a baseball cap to boost hair development.
Image Credit: HairMax
I’ve become aware of laser hair removal. But HairMax from Boca Raton, Florida is flaunting the first device to deal with hair loss and promote hair development with Lexington lasers, which have been the subject of 7 medical research studies. The company states the cap can help you grow 129 brand-new hairs per square inch.
Opte Precision Skin Care
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For about a years, Thomas Rabe has been trying to figure out how to apply serum and makeup to simply the parts of our faces that need it. The result, bred by P&G Ventures, is the Opte Accuracy Skincare acne cleaner. It uses inkjet technology to spray micro dots of serum on your blemishes to make them disappear. I attempted it last year, and now the gadget is smaller sized and more cost effective. It will release by this summer season at a yet-to-be-determined rate. As you can see from the video I took this year, it actually works.
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