#creme knights preceptor

[beatrixblog]

I did the annoying pigeon meme..but with cookies….aaaaa

[bonsiii-art]

I haven't touched the game since getting thrown into Parfaedia sdfghjkldfg

[ryctone]

I present to you; new headcanon.

[cookierun-shipconfessions]

Idk i feel like in my opinion creme knights preceptor x scovillian headmaster is just

In my opinion theyre polar opposites, i see the appeal but i just personally feel they dont go togethe4

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[leonisloresmith]

What if I just scooch on in there

[brittle-doughie]

Seal anon here and got a request!

You did a thing about if reader got the capsaicin's school, one with kouign amann cookie's school...so why not complete the trio by doing one where the reader gets sorted into prune juice's school?

I also got sorted into this school too, it was bound to happen lol

Well! This was quite the surprise. It seemed some higher force decided that your previous school wasn’t exactly fit for you, that’s where Parfaedia comes in to fulfill that spot! Prune Juice wastes no time to swoop you up from Kouign’s/Capsaicin’s arms and wanting to know all about you? What were your favorite type of potions, he can brew one up and even name it after you! All with that smile on his face. You wished to change that

It made you pick him up in a princess carry as you chuckled, he was caught off guard as he wrapped his arms around your neck, his cheeks gaining a red tint. He giggled as he commented on how strong you were~!

Capsaicin was just baffled, how was Scovillia not the right academy?! Your energetic personality along with your strength would’ve made you a perfect fit there! He really had his hopes up during the first quarter of the Cup, he wasn’t expecting the transfer at all. He could feel his fellow spicy cookies bummed out at losing you, and to be honest, he was too…

She’s mad, the Creme Knights were the best fit for a cookie of your skills! Financier and Vanilla Sugar Cookie had great hopes for you, until the event organizers decided to reshuffle your enrollment…Kouign had to listen as your new school was Parfaedia, it made her jam boil…

Made worse by Prune Juice giving her an innocent smile and wave, she gripped her sword real hard at that gesture. Who did this cookie think he was, taunting her over losing you…

This had to be an error, a mistake! The other paladins were pleased to meet you, the Preceptor saw your potential, she saw your potential! Kouign will never let this go, she won’t go easy on Prune Juice Cookie for this competition.

[sundove88]

The Cookie Chonk Chart!!

So recently, @thetropicalfairy and I have had a discussion about which Cookies would be considered chonky- and here is the entire list! And the pic was made by her as well.

Note: Some OCs will be on this list- and some folks not shown in the pic will be as well. If there’s anyone you want to add to the list, that’s ok!

A Fine Boi (Somewhat Chubby): Herb, Churro, Aloe, Gold Citrine, Okchun, Elderberry (OC), Sable, Icicle Yeti, Grapefruit, Tiramisu, Habanero, Bubbles Dragon (OC), Snapdragon, Blueberry Pie, Lilybell, Pecan Brownie (OC), Grandberry Brawler 1/Glimmerberry, Grandberry Brawler 2/Grapeberry, Honorable Paladin Trainee/White Choco Chip, Serious Paladin Trainee/Vanilla Bundt Cake, Kouign Amann, Caramel Arrow, Silverbell, GingerBrave, Dizzy Cookie/Gorgonzola, SuperCar Cookies 1 and 2/Emmental Cheese and Cambozola, Partay Cookies/Swiss Cheese and Raclette, Blue Slushy, Xylitol Nova, Shadow Milk, Eternal Sugar, Mystic Flour, Burning Spice, Silent Salt, Golden Cheese, White Lily, Bumbleberry,

He Chomnk (Mostly Chubby): Dark Cacao, Crunchy Chip (Post Odyssey), Ice Candy, Olive, Strawberry, Custard III, Rye, Cream Puff, Cherry, Blueberry, Pinecone, Amber Sugar, Sea Fairy, Walnut, Cherry Ball, Zombie, Frilled Jellyfish, Carrot, Cotton, Milky Way, Hero, Canele, Mille-Feuille, Vanilla Sugar, Longan Dragon, Buttercream Choco, Pancake, Tea Knight, Tarte Tatin, Captain Caviar, Milkshake (OC), Snowfall Villager/Cashmere, Kind Villager/Poplin, Pumpkin, Parfaedia Principal/Deluxe Sundae, Creme Knights Preceptor/Chantilly Cream, Scovillia Headmaster/Hot Pot, Berry Parfaedia Student/Berry Compote, Citrus Parfaedia Student/Marmalade, Prune Juice, Captain Caviar, Tangerine Tanghulu, WildBerry, Timekeeper, Pure Vanilla, Mango, Muscle, Cranberry,

A Heckin’ Chonker (Very Chubby): Lord Oyster, Mozzarella, Royalberry, Princess, Tiger Lily, Milk, Beet, Yogurt Cream, Cocoa, Chocolate Bon Bon, Mocha Ray, Bacon, Pastel Meringue, Cheesecake, Red Bean, S’More, Frosted Choco (OC), Choco Malt (OC), Coconut Choco (OC), Turtle Brownie (OC), Fudge Ice Cream (OC), Snow Sugar, Ananas Dragon, Vagabond, Gelato (OC), Choco Milk (OC), Second Watcher/Choco Chunk, Grandberry Merchant 1/Blueberry Muffin, Grandberry Merchant 2/Honeyberry, Grandberry Merchant 3/Pinkberry, Spicy Scovillia Student/Army Stew, Hot Scovillia Student/Spicy Rosè, Sauna Egg, Golden Cheese Kingdom Citizen 2/Manchego, Space Doughnut,

H E F T Y C H O N K (Extremely Chubby): Avocado, Hollyberry, Princess Professor Mimolette (OC), Prince Professor Cavatappi (OC), Mala Sauce, Capsaicin, Moon Rabbit (Mostly due to her huge rabbit form), Peperoncino, Potato, Eden Dragon (OC), Dark Choco (After he left The Cookies of Darkness), Macaron, Abalone, Lotus Dragon, Spinach, Half Avocado, Hot Mala Warrior/Spicy Noodle Cookie, Spicy Mala Warrior/Chili Sauce Cookie, Mangosteen (Lychee’s Disguise),

M E G A C H O N K E R (Seriously Chubby): Lychee Dragon, Affogato (Post Episode 14), Elder Custard, Affogato’s Disciple 1/Cortado, Affogato’s Disciple 2/Galao, Pumpkin Spice Latte (OC), Mysterious Priest/Compound Choco, Marble Bread, Plain Yogurt,

O H L A W D H E C O M I N (The Chubbiest of All): Pitaya Dragon, Eggnog, Gatekeeper Cookie/Couverture, Stink Eye Tortuca,

[walnutcookie]

SO YEAH…MMMM I HC. THE CREME KNIGHTS PRECEPTOR TO LIKE. BE A CANDY GOLEM. BUT HE WAS BAKED WITH A GOLEMS CORE BUT HE NEVER KNEW WHY UNTIL RECENTLY. FOR ME CANDY GOLEMS ARE LIKE ROBOTS. THEY FOLLOWS ORDERS AND THEIR PROGRAMMING. SO ALL THIS TIME THE PRECEPTOR HAS BEEN ORDERED TO PROTECT THE PALADINS AND LEAD THEM AND TEACH THEM ETC AND DUE TO HIS NATURE HES BEEN FOLLOWING THAT TO A TEE

BUT TEEHEE…I HC THAT DARK ENCHANTRESS STOLE ALL THE UM CANDY GOLEMS AND TURNED RHEM EVILL….AND NOW THE PRECEPTOR HAS TWO VOICES IN HIS HEAD: THE DIVINE LIGHTS WHICH COMMAND HIM TO PROTECT THE PALADINS AND DARK ENCHANTRESS WHICH TELLS HIM TO GO APESHIT AND DESTROY ANYTHING IN SIGHT.

Yh he cant tell the difference between the two voices…….cause golems cant refuse an order from a higher being…and that when a golems core is deactivated all the others start activating wether they like it or not..so when they finally defeat the candy golem at the triple cone cup he doesnt know why he feels like he just lost a part of himself… and thats when when he gets back home de commands him to go back to the site of where the candy golem was destroyed and avenge his fallen brethren and kill the paladins..but not yet. She will call for him when its needed but for now TEHEHE HE HAS TO UNDERGO A VERY VERY SLOW AND PAINFUL TRANSFORMATION INTO A CANDY GOLEM WHILST BRAINWASHED

so yeah he starts becoming more weary and he doesnt know why and even stops holding back when sparring with the paladins

So like he starts having a general more robotic tone of voice, more wary and always having his hand on his sword just in case

Grandma and her sheep ( vanilla sugar ) take a little notice of it all but takes it as a *tightnening of regulation* instead of the fact half his skin is turning to candy HEHEHEHEHHE

H..he eventually does return to the broken down stadium and the corpse of the deactivated candy golem and fully transforms…

KOUIGN AMANN FOLLOWE HIM!!!

They fight…um…the golem starts rampaging throuhg the city…destroying shit…and then eventually it tires itself out and he turns back at the very site he transformed at

And kouign amann swears to the unconscious preceptor that she will keep his secret safe cause she had a feeling he was brainwashed :3

i will be honest i have. no idea what this candy golem is um. i dont watch cutscenes if i dont care about the story. BUT THIS IS SO TRUE AND REAL I love it when people have voices in their heads that tell them to do awful things<3

[beatrixblog]

So heres my hc for financier’s hell of a family

[lilacartsmadsion]

there should've been a hot tension filled flirting scene with the scovilian headmaster and the creme knights preceptor

PFFFFTTT

[ryctone]

CR Rarepair Week Day 3: Beach Episode

Old people chilling on the Summer Rock Festa after-party.

@cookie-run-rarepair-week

[localbreeze]

Mmmmmmmmmmmm creme knights preceptor >>.>>.>.>.>.>..

mmmgmbmbmmmmmm Creme kniystss

[beatrixblog]

Triple cone cup in a nutshell

[ryctone]

You know, I was joking when I said these two were related...

But now I'm like 👀👀👀

[ryctone]

Ironiacally making Almond a tragic character without meaning to while working on this fanon family tree;

Parent gone, brother dead & having to take care of the child he left behind, partner evaporated and daughter ran off to run a casino and marry a criminal on the run, oops-

Edit: Added some more stuff! You all can't begin to understand my Almond fanon-

[ryctone]

He's got a gold Camaro He said over the payphone I try to keep my cool but My life turns in slow motion.

Bye bye baby blue I wish you could see the wicked truth Caught up in a rush, it's killing you Screaming at the sun, you blow into Curled up in a grip when we were us Fingers in a fist like you might run I settle for a ghost I never knew Superparadise I held on to But I settle for a ghost.