#crosscalypso

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@crosscalypso Seeking to avoid finals week work.....

C: “If I ask nicely, will you stab me with a rusty bayonet?” Me: “No, partly because I don’t have a rusty bayonet.” C: “Oh that’s right, it’s Whisky’s bayonet.” Me: “Yep. That and the one that Buddy has, while slightly rusty, is a 155-year-old bayonet. So I wouldn’t stab someone with it. I don’t wanna damage the bayonet.” C: “Oh history nerds....the worst part is I completely understand that.” 

tagging @that-attiq bc reasons

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@crosscalypso

Come to Anna she will make you a nice, shiny new coat. 

[bertievi]

@crosscalypso

The war was demanding much of so many, the miracle that was the success of Operation Dynamo had lifted home spirits but the war was about to come to home shores and Albert was very aware of it. The country needed to be prepared and those volunteers for Dunkirk were surely worthy of the call.

He had heard word of someone wishing to join the Royal Navy and as things had progressed, the King was wandering why on Earth it had been brought to him to work out if the recruit would be allowed to enrol, that was of course until he was actually formally introduced to Jane Smith as she was shown into his state room.

He was stood waiting, hands together a little too high to mask how nervous he truly was, not for meeting her but for all else that was happening. Regarding her seriously though still with a glint of kindness in his observations, she was already a hero in her efforts for Operation Dynamo, the issue was her sex, women and children needed to be protected at all costs after all.

[cavalrylad]

"Say, that's a nice coat you got there, laddy."

“Yes, well, it isn’t mine.”

[thespywholovedtea]

For once I’m not the one in trouble? Astounding. I taught you well, Theo. Also, while you’re at the headquarters, grab a jacket for me... any jacket will do, just make sure it’s one I’m not supposed to have. - C

“Oh hey! Um. Jacket. There’s suit jackets? I haven’t seen any others. I’ll look once I put the car back. I gotta refill the tank first.”

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-IMPORTANT-

OCC UPDATE

I am moving Calypso to my main blog. I’m changing the username of my main blog to be for Calypso, as I’m far too lazy to keep switching back and forth. XD

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@crosscalypso Moar balloon

[sundanceofapache]

CREATE A DRAGON BASED ON YOUR MUSE !!

Create your muse as a dragon then tag however many   people   you’d    like   to   do   the   same! Remember to REPOST, do NOT REBLOG

Tagged by: @notsocommonnow Tagging: @hrhmonpetitchou @bertievi @crosscalypso @henry-parrish

That’s about as close to Chirp as I think I can get on there.

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Facts

Ireland is better than England and @crosscalypso is better than me.

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Pippin and Calypso having a fun time @crosscalypso

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Freshman Watches TLJ

S - @crosscalypso Sh - Me M - The Freshman B - @lil-bensolo  

S: He’ll be ok. It’s BB8, if they killed him everyone would riot.

S: So this plan didn’t work so well. B: It’s the resistance what do you expect? S: -shrug-

S: I liked her. She was only here for two seconds.

(where’s han?) S: Han is heckin dead. Also we don’t talk about that.

(im not leaving without you!) S: Then you’re not leaving. Who is this wannabe of a Luke Skywalker?

(you’re wasting your time) S: Im calling your sister

S: Because of Ben you dodo, he trained the next generation of sith M: So did Obi-Wan Sh,S,B -snickering- S: Its ok, everyone’s first apprentice is a sith

S: get in an Xwing and blow something up Poe! Disregard Leia! (permission to get in an xwing and blow something up?) S: HA!

(window of ship blows out, sucks Leia into space) S, M: -inhuman squawk- 

S; She’s not a Jedi but she’s a Jedi to me! I feel like Leia would have gotten shit done so fast if she was the Jedi in the old movies.

S: (about admiral holdo) I bet she’s the inside agent. I’m just gonna say that about anyone who pops up in front of Poe M: because Poe is so pure S: Yes. You can’t have hair like that and not be pure, and - M: Lets be real, Finn is the most pure S: That’s true. But you can’t have BB8 and not be a good guy

(and between it all? a force) M: Oh my. Roll credits! 

S: They’re gonna Casino Royal that shit Sh: Nooooo they’re not.

S; What the heck is wrong with him? Sh: A lot of things B: Yes. Too many to list.

S: Don’t fall in the poop B: That’d be shitty S: That’s a quote

M: Grand theft - what are these? Sh: Fathiers M: Grand theft fathiers! 

M: They’re gonna say that one line  (let the past die) M: never mind. 

S: Yes! Yoda is still the same even if Luke is not! Thank you little shriveled broccoli. 

S: It is the right of every Skywalker to lose a hand! Chop it off. Shoop. Bye bye.

Sh: Break out the museum pieces! S: But those are my childhood! 

S: I feel like this would have gone a whole lot better if Leia had gone and gotten Ben. She could have gone up and grabbed him by the ear and - B: No I dont think -  S: This is not how I raised you!

S: (not fighting what we hate) Saving what we love (Saving what we love) -explosions and kissing- S: Aw Rose that’s not the right response!

(there was more but i was not faithful in recording it sorry im lazy)

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Freshmen watching New Hope

1 = the freshman 2 = @crosscalypso 3 = me

1.Are the Star Wars movies based off of books? 2.No actually the books came after the movies. Someone finally rewrote all of George Lucas’ horrible dialogue

1.Storm Troopers! The guys who can’t aim for life! 3.Ehh..... 2.Shhh, we’ll talk about that theory later

1.Wait is R2-D2 supposed to be snarky? 

1. This robot has such a unique, in-depth personality. 2. You have no idea

2. Imagine if Anakin hadn’t ever met the Sand People and didn’t know his mother died and then didn’t become Darth Vader....

1. That giant like eye thing is a laser? (meaning the Death Star)

3. Poor Yularin 

1. I wanna know how they filmed that 2,3: Actually! 

2. -while sending comics and feels via text so that 1 wont be spoiled- I have all the feels, so YOU get all the feels

2,3: (Luke says “Im ready for anything”) -hopeless laughing- 

1. Oh gosh, there goes an arm. Hey, don’t only Jedi have lightsabers? And don’t the color of the lightsabers determine what they are? 2. There’s theory 3. There’s a hundred

2. #WhoShotFirst? 

1. (about the imperial spy) It’s a mosquito! 

1. Ah yes because a ship taking off in this town, a thing that happens all the time, is something to stare at.

1. Wait, this ship reaches light speed? 2. Yes 3. They go beyond light speed 1. That’s physically impossible! 2,3: Shhh 1. No no, because, photons - 2,3: SHHHHHHHH

1. That’s not a....... (movie: that’s no moon)

1. What is that tiny thing? 3. A mouse droid 2. Obnoxious

Movie: I’ve felt something, a presence I’ve not felt since.... 2: -via text- Since I was burned alive by my ‘brother’, My body died and his heart died 2: -aloud- I hope this will hurt Shay

1. Is he messing with him? 3. Who? Han? 1. No Luke 2. He’s serious 3. They’re both serious

2: -spamming texts of the musical that shall not be named put to SW gifs- 3: ...... 2: wait wait I have something to make up for it now 2: -sends horrible feels- 3: -inhuman squeak- 1: What was that sound?

1: Where it run off to? That thing that grabbed Luke 2: Probably a hole down the bottom 3: That or it just dies

3: And this is where the other theory comes into play 1: Oh. My. Run! Run. You just alerted the entire hive! 

2: Don’t you ‘hey Luke’ me

2: It’s like an atheist saying “God bless you”.

2: It’s Helm’s Deep. The Death Star is Helm’s Deep. One weakness. One tiny weakness taken down by one unstoppable force that takes down the whole thing.

2: Empire now or Empire tomorrow? 1: Which one comes first in chronological order? 2,3: Empire 1: Oh....I thought....that was....two different movies

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Freshman Watches Empire

1. Freshman 2. @crosscalypso 3. Me

1. And this is why I don’t go exploring on unexplored planets, I don’t wanna get attacked by - what was that again?

2. I love that Chewy has glasses, but like, his fur is probably really flammable. 3. It is 2. See! He needs like, a whole suit otherwise he won’t be Chewy he’d be Crispy.

1. Solo! That is what you’re meant to be. Solo.

1. Alpaca. 2. Tauntaun. 1. So, alpaca.

(Leia kisses Luke) 1. HaHA! That is how you do it. 2,3. -dying with silent laughter- 3. Remember this in the next movie. 1. Oh, do they end up together?  2,3. -more laughing-

1. I thought they destroyed the empire 2. They destroyed the Death Star, not the Empire 1. Yeah the Empire was on the Death Star 3. You think the entire Empire was contained on that?

1. Whaaaaat Darth Vader survived? 

1. He says reroute all the power to the shields like it’s not a bid deal. But it’s a big, big deal. 2. If you had that many ships coming toward you, you’d realize you’re in a lot of ship too.

3. Record all the - 2. Funny things? Everything I say its funny. I’m writing this down.

1, …..Nothing makes sense! It’s space! Like lightspeed! 2. SHUT UP ABOUT LIGHTSPEED!

1. Flying upside down, because that makes sense. 3. There’s no up or down in space so…..

(Artoo in the water) 1. Awwww it’s so cute! Ahhhh adorable. Aaaaaand it’s getting chased.

2. Literally safer for droids than people. Because droids aren’t very filling- 2. They’re crunchier than crisp Chewbacca.

1. Would Luke be considered guilty of abandonment? 3. You mean AWOL? 1. Yeah 3. No. Pretty sure the Rebellion wants their Jedi trained

1. I don’t understand Princess Leia anymore! 3. …..She’s attracted to Han Solo, who wouldn’t be? 1. I thought she hated him! 2. Ya because there’s no such thing as playing coy? Hard to get? 1. I thought she was more into Luke!

3. This scene messed me up as a kid. 2. She’s not even wondering why Darth Vader is there 1. I’ve asked so many questions at this point and - 2. See who’s face that is? 1. What?! WHAT?! I’m so confused! 

1. Thinking about the Force, it’s basically a druid. What if someone in Pathfinder made a goblin druid and named it Yoda?

3. Now I remember why we watch these ones first. 2. -sage nod- 3. Those lightsaber battles, versus these ones. 2. We don’t talk about that while watching this.  3. -shrug- 2. Can we just let Qui-Gons be bygones?  1. ….why the spin tho? 

1. Still confused by Leia.  2. She’s in love with Han, but Luke is like a brother to her, so he can reach out to her through the force because they’re connected because they’re so close. 1. So Luke’s been brother-zoned? Does he know he’s been brother-zoned? 2. I think he has a feeling.

2: -through text- I like to dance as close as I can to the dangerous spoiler line.

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Continued from here

“No. Not now and not ever. You stole that one, now leave me with this. I paid for it of my own pocket you thief.”

@crosscalypso

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calypsomun: *to herself* S what do you do for a living?

calypsomun: *also to herself* Oh I own half a business.

Me: *looks at the two ferrets that run by*

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"My favorite wee lamb. I daresay we must talk more, but first I must ask. May I have your coat, now?"

“I thought we’d settled that. You’ve got all the coats you’ll be getting from me.”