#crumpets?

[ittybittybumblebee]

Youre all ingoring me you mean nothifng to me

[crumpet-doodles]

G IGGLINF

[jonnywaistcoat]

Doubt you’ll see this but I got my friend to start tma (literally today) and they’re English and said they think your accent is fake

Sounds to me like they're the one who isn't really English, and are throwing around accusations to try and cover up their lies.

[catfindr]

[clowneedle]

emilie autumn cd glitter graphics :o)

[crumpetsandbiscuits]

nobody disagreeing with Fitz is WILD

she also put gale from the hunger games on the same list

she’s comparing a teenager with anger issues to someone that helped BOMB CHILDREN.

[manicpixieparadise]

🎪🏴‍☠️

[fribblr]

slimer doodles ft. sticky

[enchantedchocolatebars]

Happy Thanksgiving, everyone! 🦃 😊 🥔 🍲 🥧 🍽 💕 ✨️ 💟

[r26yz]

osmanthus wine

[crumpet-doodles]

Ah, I see the wormlings have found you, Moon!

What's this?? There's more!!

Awwwwe they like you!!!

[thankyouforthefunny]

He’s shaped like a delectable pastry, perhaps a croissant or a bear claw

[zsakuva]

Regarding The Recent AnonConfessions

To the Tumblr Crumpet Community,

I’m aware that a couple of posts on audioroleplayconfessions have sparked an uproar over the last couple of days, and I think it has been blown way out of proportion, to the extent where I need to write this.

Though I agree that most criticisms about others can be handled in private, everyone is entitled to their own opinion, and the confessions blog is a way to publicly post what they want to say while also keeping their anonymity. As a creator, it's unfortunate to see members having issues with other members, but that is also an opinion someone can have. It's impossible for everyone to get along, and inevitably, we are drawn to/repelled by certain people and behaviours.

Just as I agree that the confession author can block those in the community they have a problem with, so can those who have a problem with the confession blog. We all know the purpose of it and what it's used for, and it will likely have opinions/criticisms we don't like or agree with. It is meant to be a place for thoughts that would probably receive backlash/conflict with the majority in said fandom. Still, you are free to comment, and I always advocate for healthy discourse.

I have also seen the community blame Ringmaster for this. As far as I can see, Ringmaster did not break any of their own rules with the first post: it was not hate, nor was it targeted harassment because the member was unnamed. However, I think the second post treads a fine line between being a follow-up of the first post, and fighting with the community directly under the guise of anonymity, fuelling it further.

Again, if the confessions blog irritates/offends you, please block it for your health and your sanity.

The ZSakuVA tag has been filled with this recently. I understand that a lot of you want to defend the community and ensure it remains a safe space for all, and I have tried to keep it that way since the beginning. It's wonderful to see some positive comments stem from this. However, some posts simply reacting to the drama can prove detrimental to the community as a whole and fan the flame, drawing more eyes to the matter when there was no need to, and adding more conflict where there was little. Please do not insult others. Do not seek out the drama and cause more harm than good. And if you have a problem with another member, the best way to resolve it is by either talking to them privately, or blocking them.

I would recommend, before you post about drama like this (which shouldn't have been drama in the first place), ask yourself if it will contribute to the conflict or contribute to the community.

This will be my only post on the matter.

[manicpixieparadise]

🥄 ₊˚ 🎪 ✦ ₊˚ 🏚️ ✦ ₊ 🫁 ₊˚ 🫀 ✦ ₊˚ 🐀 ✦ ₊

[meet-me-in-the-pouringrain]

i don’t think we talk enough about how hetty had a momentary freak out over learning she’s irish to instantly switching into ‘how can i make this useful to me’ and she starts saying shit like “haven’t my proud people suffered enough” without a hint of irony in her tone and that is very special to me

Emotionally Vulnerable one moment, uses that Vulnerability to become Manipulative. She’s so evil it’s hilarious.

[cantpickyourgenre]

all this crumpet talk got me thinking. How lovely would it be for them to realize their feelings as a result of a very pregnant Maddie telling Buck his baking is gross and she's sorry, but she cannot eat another bite of this pie? Not anymore! She needs to speak her truth! And then Chim runs out of the room the minute Buck tries to ask him if it’s true. When he calls Hen on the way home, she fakes a bad connection and hangs up. Buck gets home to the house he shares with Eddie, who is eating a comically large piece of coffee cake, mouth half full, just grinning at Buck from the table. And Buck will be like, "Eddie. I am NOT a good baker, why didn't you tell me?" Eddie will just chew thoughtfully, and finally say, "but you ARE a good baker????" and Buck will whine, "noooo, Eddie, Maddie told me that the crust of the pie I made tasted like Jee's sandbox *after* it got infested with ants, and the filling reminded her of Chimney's expensive face cream! WHY didn't you say anything? WHY are you eating the coffee cake now????" and both Buck and Eddie just sit there, having their own, individual mmm whatcha say montage flashbacks because Buck's baking DOES stink and yet it never occurred to Eddie that it might. It never occurred to him to not love it. He just does. The products objectively suck, but Eddie enjoys them regardless, in spite, despite, without thought, immediately, intrinsically. He would eat a million brownies with hidden pockets of solid, unmixed butter happily over anything from a 5 star restaurant. He DID eat all those cookies that Chris tried one of and immediately said tasted like windex watered down. And come to think of it those snickerdoodles tasted more like sour cherry warhead candies than cookies...and huh, isn't that something. It's certainly Not Nothing. And Buck is just like "fuck. It wasn't so crazy. Why is he still eating that coffee cake??? I AM in love with Eddie. He's got horrible tastebuds, probably has something wrong with him for real medically speaking, but I LOVE him. Oh my god I think I put in a cup of vanilla extract in that coffee cake, why is he still eating it??? I love him so so so so much.” And Eddie is like, “oh my god, I think if he made rat entrails in garlic mixed with maple walnut ice cream I’d eat it and I would enjoy it and I would love it.”