well, if I can ask as much as I want then, how about some HCs about how LS acts around a new member of the team that they have a crush on? (preferably female, but anything is fine!) thank you!!
HCS-La Squadra crushing on the newbie~ fem!reader
Sorry if it took so long! Please excuse me but this is gonna be really chaotic because EVERYONE in LS will have a crush on YOU AT THE SAME TIME. Cat-fight incoming~
Risotto
Risotto is known to be a scheming man. He's always patiently analyzing situations, trying to anticipate any kind of future implications. Useless to say that your recruiting in the Hitman's Team was extensively studied and calculated. When Risotto scheduled your official meeting He knew your portfolio by heart. Although, the moment you stepped into his office, all his expectations and precisely calculated thoughts were completely shattered and obscured by your presence. You see him sitting behind his huge desk with a hand purposely hiding his mouth. If you look closely you would notice two soft dimples forming on his cheeks.
One thought crosses his mind:
@Minchia, chi bedda sta picciotta.@
(Sicilian dialect for: Damn,This little girl's looking fine as hell)
He likes you. Before you could really figure this out, the hidden grin instantly fades but you can still feel his uncanny eyes observing tour figure as you take a seat in front of him.
"Benvenuta nella squadra di esecuzione. Dal tuo profilo sembri una brava picciotta e il signor Pericolo ti ha raccomandato molto."
(Welcome to La Squadra di Esecuzione. From your portfolio you seem like a good little girl and Pericolo highly recommended you)
He's scheming you. Your body, your emotions. Does his appearance scare you? Risotto's eyes are especially uncanny and He is generally intimidating. You are really beautiful. Maybe too much beautiful. Now He's hoping that Pericolo did not recommend you just because of your looks. Risotto has already foreseen the rest of the team's reaction.
". . . I membri di questa squadra non sono i più facili con cui trattare. Non saranno boni con te solo perché sei una fìmmena"
(Working with the members of this team is no joke.They will not go easy on you just because you're a little girl.)
His hands finally leaves his mouth. His smile is sharper than any blade.
"Solitamente le picciotte come te si guardano le spalle da questo tipo de òmini. Ma chi può dirlo, A maravigghia appigghia"
(Usually, little girls like you need to watch their backs against this kind of men. But who knows, A maravigghia appigghia)
After a brief interview, Risotto kindly leads you outside the headquarters. He wants to take you to a nearby cafè called "Cuccuma Caffè" where there are already two other gang members. After giving you some general directions, He instructs you to go on without him. Risotto is sure you'll definitely recognize the members, just like they are going to recognize you.
Prosciutto and Pesci
"Oh Fra', sei sicuro che siamo al posto giusto?"
(hey Bro, are you sure we are at the right place?)
"Pesci, Pesci, Pesci... perché ti agiti tanto per un novellino?"
(Pesci, Pesci, Pesci...why are you getting so worked up over a newbie?)
The two gangstars are sitting at a table outside the cafè, a perfect spot to enjoy the sun and some fresh air. Prosciutto is wearing gucci shades and smoking a cigarette. Judging by the cigarette butts in the ashtray, it's not his first one. On the other way, Pesci looks even more dejected cause they still haven't ordered a single thing, clearly waiting for you. Hungry and descouraged, the fisherman is trying to distract himself by looking around when his eyes accidentally fall on you.
"Wow...stupenda.Teng o' cor' ind o zuccr.""
(Wow...she's beautiful.)
He breaths without taking his eyes off you. Meanwhile you're getting closer to the table. Pesci starts to think you're some kind of divine vision. Your features are angelic and you look so sweet. The man is already fantasizing about gifting you flowers and haute couture clothes on an hypothetical first date.He has completely melted over you.
Finally Prosciutto notices how red and enchanted his fellow Fra' seems to be. When He turn his head, the gucci shades reflect your figure.
@una donna.@
@a woman@ He thinks.
Prosciutto takes a good look at you. Eyes undetectably lingering on your body thanks to the shades. Beautiful. You're the kind of girl He would take on a date or push directly into his bed. Young, pretty, gracious, sexy...You're the perfect combination.
Prosciutto unconsciously and slowly lets out a thin cloud of smoke from his lips while taking the gucci shades off, still charmed by your presence.
In the end, Prosciutto snaps out of it and after taking a quick drag He goes back being professional.
@una donna porta guai@
@women are nothing but trouble@
" Buonasera...Il Capo deve averti mandata qui. Prego, siediti pure"
( Buonasera...Capo must have sent you here, please take a seat)
Prosciutto now looks at Pesci, who' s still stunned, in awe just like a child.
"Pesci. Non fare il maleducato, Fai accomodare la signorina all'ombra."
( Pesci. Where are your manners? Let this signorina sit in the shade.)
Such an hypocrite. Prosciutto immediately reproaches the poor guy, signaling him to stand up. He obviously did it on purpose just to make himself look better in front of you...and to have you sitting next to him. Unfortunately for him, this gives Pesci the opportunity to stand up introduce himself first.
" AH! mai p' cumman...- p-piacere, io sono Pesci, l'altro novellino".
" AH! y-yes of course!- n-nice to meet you, I'm Pesci...I'm also a newbie"
Pesci shakes your hand while smiling. He thinks He'sooo lucky cause He had the opportunity to hold your hand, even if it's just for a little time. Prosciutto doesn't look very pleased by this. He clearly sees that his Fra' is interested in you and doesn't find it intimidating in the slightest. Even if Prosciutto cares for Pesci, He's confident that a girl like you should date only a real man like him.
" Tch-Io sono Prosciutto, il Capo darà sicuro l'incarico a me di istruirti a dovere. Lui è un uomo molto impegnato...Sono sicuro che io e te andremo d'accordo, di solito non lavoro con le donne-"
"Non ci lavori perché le uniche donne che ti sopportano sono le puttane che stanno a Vicaria."
(Tch-I am Prosciutto, Capo will definitely ask me to train you properly. He's a very busy man after all...I'm sure you and I will get along, I don't usually work with women-)
(You don't work with women because the only ones who can stand your temper are the whores in Vicaria.)
Note: Vicaria, Naples.This zone is known to have a red light district
Formaggio
Formaggio appears out of thin air and instantly drags a chair from a nearby table without even asking the couple who is sitting there. The man carefully places the chair between you and Prosciutto, hiding him with his figure.
"Ma lo sai che le mena pure?! Nun fidarte di quest' uomo, chicca. È un vecchio bastardo che non sa tenere le mani apposto..."
(...He also likes to hit them! Don't trust this man,babe. He's an old bastard who can't keep his hands to himself...)
Goddam, He thinks you're really cute. Why are you even wasting your time with that creepy old man? As a matter of fact, Formaggio has been watching you for a while. He had all the time of this world to stare at your curves and imaging himself between your legs. After blocking Prosciutto's view, the man playfully winks at you. On the other hand,Prosciutto gets all grumpy and annoyed the minute Formaggio joins the conversation.
"Ohi Formaggio, vedi di stare al tuo posto e di rimangiarti tutte le tue stronzate"
(Ohi Formaggio, Take that back and eat it, you shitfucker.)
"Sono d'accordo, è ora de mangiare qualcosa!Ah, a proposito, io so Formaggio, e tu? Tu sei fortunata perché oggi offro io baby. Cameriere! Un caffè e... Tu che prendi, chicca?"
(I agree, it's time to eat something! Oh, Name's Formaggio by the way. Don't worry baby, my treat. Waiter! One coffee and... What are you having, sugar?)
"Un espresso, e per Pesci un macchiato."
Formaggio asks by pointing at you. He is definitely the kind of guy who goes strutting around just to impress a girl.
However, Prosciutto's not finished.
(one espresso and a macchiato for Pesci)
"Quarcuno te ha percaso detto che stavo offrendo a te, Prosciutto? L'offerta valeva per la signorina"
( Did I say I was buying YOU coffe, Prosciutto? I was talking to the lady.)
"Sucamin-"
Before the two men can really start arguing, the roar of a Ducati motorcycle coming from Via Benedetto Croce covers their swearing. The man on the noisy bike parks directly on the crosswalk, ignoring the giant "Passo Carraio"(driveway sign) near the cafè. He's not wearing a helmet but his hair still looks perfect. While Prosciutto testily puts out the cigarette, You ear Formaggio mumbling something like:
"Cazzo. È arrivato Melone..."
(Fuck. Melone is here...)
Melone
Still riding the motorbike, You're the first thing he notices, His turquoise eyes are wide open. The newbie is a girl?! The lavender man gives you a mischievous look while taking off one of his gloves by biting the fabric. The other gangstars at your table know He's planning something.
So young.
So cute.
@mi è andata di morto bene@
@ di molto~@
Melone calmly gets off the vehicle and starts approaching the rest of you nonchalantly. Before He gets close, Pesci whispers to you:
"Attenta..."
(Careful with him)
"Non lasciare che si metta troppo a suo agio."
( Don't let him get confortable with you)
Prosciutto adds.
" Bellissima, proprio 'na bella figliola...tu devi essere la novellina di cui Nero ci aveva tanto parlato..."
(Bellissima... You must be the new girl Nero told us so much about ...)
He cannot wait to savor you. He quickly grab your right hand with his ungloved one. Your fingers are so soft at touch. Without any hesitations, He hand-kisses you just to taste the flavour of your skin. The kiss is taking to much time... The back of your hand is slightly wet...did...did he just lick you? After what seemed like a satisfied moan, the lavender man raises his head and licks his lips while looking directly at you.
"Mmh~Io mi chiamo Melone, ma tu puoi chiamarmi... quando vuoi~"
(Mmh~My friends call me Melone, but you can call me...anytime.~)
Melone keeps holding your hand, while taking a closer look to your face. He's already thinking of all the things He wants to experiment with you. From the flavour of your skin, you seem very healthy, but Melone goes one step forward by saying:
"Stai per caso in ovulazione ninì?"
(Are you by any chance ovulating?)
He asks curiously without any malicious intent while tilting his head. Now He cups your hand with his two, as he starts inspecting you closer.
" Melone. Piantala di fare certe domande, Cristo Santo."
(Melone. Stop asking such creepy questions, for Christ's sake.)
Prosciutto's tone is more exasperated than mad. Everyone in La Squadra knows about Melone's lust and they have accepted it as part of his character. However, Prosciutto usually stays silent during these situations, but this time He intervened just because He was touching you. Melone quickly catches that and he slightly turns his head towards Prosciutto, purple hair flowing. The lavender man give him a pity look that says*Who do you think you are?*
"Restemo calmi signori..."
( Signori, let's stay calm...)
Formaggio instantly tries to defuse the situation then strikes you with a wry smile and a second wink.
The sound of a car drift followed by a loud honking gets everyone's attention. A red Mazda just entered the street coming from Palazzo Venezia.
" MA CHE OOOOOOOOOOO!!! PORCOD*O MELONE. TU E LA TUA MOTO DEL CAZZO. SE LA PARCHEGGI COSÌ NON CI PASSA UN CAZZO DI NESSUNO"
(FFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK!!! MELONE!! YOUR FUCKING BIKE IS BLOCKING THE STREET AGAIN. PORCOD*O. LEARN HOW TO FUCKING PARK.).
Ghiaccio
Ghiaccio furiously slams the car door up,almost breaking the glass. Burning in his own anger, the man approaches the group pointing directly at Melone, who still refuses to let you go. At least now He is concentrating on Ghiaccio's screams.
"D*O CANE, MELONE. Hai scartavetrato i coglioni di metterti sempre sulle strisce!! Non capisci che dioporco non si riesce a girare e-"
( MELONE! I had enough of you parking on the crosswalk!! Why don't you understand that cars cannot turn if you-)
Ghiaccio quickly turns his head to the left and sees the "driveway" sign. He pauses for a second and then He goes back to Melone, even more furious.
"CÈ PURE SCRITTO 'PASSO CARRAIO'!!!MA PORCO DI QUEL D*O!!! SEI IN ZTL BRUTTO COGLIONE MANNAGGIA A QUEL BOSEGATO DE CRISTO, PARCHEGGIA QUELLA MERDA DI MOTO ALLA BASE E POI FATTELA A PIEDI, TI SCUOIO DIO MERDA- Ah"
(IT EVEN SAYS 'DRIVEWAY'!!! YOU FUCKING ASSHOLE!!! YOU'RE IN A LIMITED TRAFFIC ZONE YOU 'TARD! PARK THAT FUCKING SHIT-BIKE AT THE BASE AND JUST WALK. I'LL SKIN YOU ALIVE- Ah.)
He finally sets his eyes in you. His glasses blurred from his own steam. Ghiaccio is now completely red. What is such a cutie doing with his group...AND WHY IS MELONE HOLDING YOUR HAND?! HAS HE FINALLY FOUND A GIRLFRIEND? No. You're too pretty for that purple asshole.
"Melone ....questa tosa chi è?"
(Melone.... Who's this?)
Ghiaccio asks "looking" at you.
" Io sono Ghiaccio."
( I'm Ghiaccio)
He says, purposely and non-chalantly punching Melone on the wrist so He can let you go. The second thing He does, is taking his glasses off, not just to clean them but to display his facial features to you. He thinks He looks cuter without the glasses. The others notice this and roll their eyes.
" Ti dò un passaggio fino alla base. Non salire sulla motocicletta di questo mona.Morirai."
(I'll give you a ride to the base. Don't get on this asshole's motorcycle. You'll get yourself killed.)
"Oooh~Che fine ha fatto ir:"'Fattela a piedi', Ghiaccio? "
(Oooh~What happened to," just walk" , Ghiaccio? )
Melone smiles sheepeshly and Ghiaccio restarts shouting.
"CHI STA PARLANDO CON TE?! NESSUNO PARLA CON TE!!!"
(WHO IS TALKING TO YOU?! NO ONE WANTS TO TALK TO YOU!!!)
"Che baccano...La nuova arrivata suppongo"
(So noisy...the newbie's here I guess...)
The Mazda passenger seat opens and a tall man gets off the car.
"DA QUANTO TEMPO STAVI SULLA MIA AUTO?!"
(FOR HOW LONG HAVE YOU BEEN IN MY CAR!?)
Ghiaccio bursts out again.
"Da quanto tempo non controlli lo specchietto retrovisore? Sei un pessimo guidatore, Ghiaccio."
(How long has it been since you checked your rearview mirror? You are a terrible driver, Ghiaccio)
Illuso
By taking advantage of his stature, Illuso towers over you while Melone silently puts back his glove and starts walking to the Ducati motorbike.
" Oh Oh, guardate cosa ci ha portato babbo Natale, sei forse una delle veline?"
(Oh Oh, look what Santa brought us, Are you a velina?)
Author's note: velina is a promiscuous showgirl from an Italian popular program called 'Striscia la Notizia'.
Formaggio takes your side:
"Sì Lulù, tu e lei siete le nuove veline di Striscia la Notizia!"
(Congratulations Lulù, You and the newbie are the new veline of 'Striscia la Notizia)
Illuso ignores him for the moment and still focus on you. if you're going to live at their base now, He cannot wait to spy on you through the mirrors and discovers all your secret.
"We bella figa, ma come ha fatto una cosetta delicatina come te a finire a lavorare con persone come noi? Hai un debito? "
(How could a delicate little thing like you end up working with people like us? Are you in debt?)
He comments while scanning you from head to toe while circling around you like a shark.
"...Vuoi saldarlo in natura?"
(...Want to pay off using your body?)
Illuso whispers directly to your ear and then looks at the men still sitting at the table. He knows that neither Prosciutto or Formaggio would object to this. Only Pesci seems to have some dignity left.
"Vedo che vi state divertendo."
(Having fun, aren't we?)
Risotto is finally back from the headquarters and He's now holding two yellow folders. Illuso immediately gives you some space while the others stand up from the table.
"la pausa è finita. Ghiaccio,Melone, spostate i vostri mezzi. Prosciutto e Pesci, questa è per voi. Formaggio, Iluso, ecco la vostra."
(Playtime is over. Ghiaccio,Melone, move your vehicles. Prosciutto, Pesci, this one's for you. Formaggio,Iluso, here's yours.)
Everyone's quickly following Risotto's orders without hearing a peep from them.
"Picciotta..." He ads looking at you,
"Tu torni alla base con me."
(You're coming to the headquarters with me)
On that note, He leaves by surrounding your shoulders with an arm. The rest of La squadra is thinking the same thing:
@Beato figlio di puttana@
@YOU LUCKY BASTARD@
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