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"baby, remember im not drinking wine, but that cherry coke you serve is fine"
bartender, lana del rey

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gonna kiss him till he bleeds. he owns me the way i own him.
#BARTENDER#ftm#irl yan#irl yandere#male yandere#yan blog#yan boy#yanblr#yandere#obslove#obsessive love#actually obsessive#obsessive yandere#obsessive thoughts
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Big snake bartender lady
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Average American yankee doodle dandy, Jackie Daytona
#what we do in the shadows#jackie daytona#lazlo cravensworth#vampire#wwdits#cat cosplay#cosplay#cats#kitty#cats in costumes#cats of tumblr#aww#bartender
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commission for doavar on twitter
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If you like games like Coffee Talk and Va11halla...


you should check out, Toad Tavern 🐸
Toad Tavern is a 1920s bartending sim where you mix drinks, master recipes, and learn about your froggy clientele.
Toad Tavern is currently being developed by a team of 14 people located in Puerto Rico. If you want to see more of the game, follow our development here and on all our other channels.
#frog#game development#1920s#bartender#cocktail#game dev#indie dev#aesprite#cozy games#pixel art#va 11 hall a#vallhalla#coffee talk#coffee talk 2#Coffee Talk Episode 2: Hibiscus & Butterfly#toad tavern#toad tavern game#devlog#pixel sprites#pacman frog#tree frog
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how is he so perfect. im actually gonna get violent if anyone tries to take him away from me.
#BARTENDER#ftm#irl yan#irl yandere#male yandere#yan blog#yan boy#yandere#yanblr#obslove#obsessive love#actually obsessive#obsessive yandere#obsessive thoughts
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BARTENDER!MATT HEADCANNONS
bartender!matt x mafiaboss!reader
nsfw content ahead, swearing, pet names, etc | wc 1,5k
English is not my first language, enjoy!
ᶻ 𝗓 𐰁 𝐒𝐅𝐖 .ᐟ
⊹ ࣪ ˖ bartender!matt who… first met you during one of your day-off’s at one of the events parties hosted at the bar he owns and works at as a bartender.
- I leaned against the top of the marble counter of the bar, a toothpick loosely hanging from the corner of my mouth, awaiting another guest to give me their order but also keeping an eye out for everyone until my eyes catch ahold of a woman, scanning the area around her cautiously as if seeking someone out in the crowded area until making her way over to my section of the bar I’m taking care of. She sits down on one of the chairs and sighs in exhaustion, her eyes telling me everything I need to know. “What will the pretty woman have?” I ask, tossing a loose cloth over my shoulder and taking the toothpick out of my mouth, softly throwing it into the bin closest to me, her gaze looks up at me and scans my face before speaking “One margarita, make it quick.” She demands, sliding a hundred dollar bill over on the counter as I prepare the drink. “Spoil yourself with the rest, sweetheart,” I chuckle at her generosity, now assuming she comes from the rich and thinks she is above anyone she comes across. “Oh How generous of you? but I own just enough money that I could buy that attitude off you” Her eyebrow raises in amusement, a shade of impress on her face as I slide the ready drink across the counter and she grasps the glass in her hand and takes a drink. “First time I’ve heard someone speak to me that way, mind revealing your mysterious identity?” “Matthew, the owner of the establishment you’re currently a guest in.”
⊹ ࣪ ˖ bartender!matt who… will create a special drink from one of your unique requests and put it on the menu, naming it something that reminds him of you as well as let you review the new items.
- I admire her face as I dry the freshly cleaned champagne glasses while she’s busy going over and reviewing the new menu, her eyes catching one of the new drink names, “The Killer Shot, really? That’s a name for one of the new drinks? Sounds oddly familiar.” She reads the name out loud as well as speak her opinion in a teasing tone, the one thing that really fascinated me about her is how honest she can be and careless with the words that leave her mouth, how well I can match her energy. “Yeah, cuz it’s your drink, sweetheart. After your wild drink request last night I decided to make it a real menu item and named it something that reminds me of you” I explain, leaning my body against the marble counter top which slowly became my signature move, she placed the menu down on the counter and glanced up at me with amusement on her face. “Didn’t think you could’ve listened that hard to my random wants but looks like one of us at least does”
⊹ ࣪ ˖ bartender!matt who… always finds a way to spike your temper, teasing you with the attention from other women he gets quite often which turns out into a whole jealousy fight.
- My hand tightly holds the metal bottle to not let the liquid spill from inside of the bottle, the feeling of her eyes following my every move with great detail causes a teasing smirk to tug on the corners of my lips, “Thats all you got up those sleeves?” She asks sarcastically, chuckling at how other guests who were standing the closest around also watched along, as well as other attractive women, “Didn’t think you would attract so many people’s attention with those moves” one of them walks up with echoing stomps of red bottoms and sits down next to my girl who immediately shoots her a small glare but she ignores her, with her hand extending to brush against my tatted arm, visibly seeming intoxicated and it becoming evident when she speaks. “Hey h-handsomee, you wanna get out of here?” I chuckle at her slurred suggestion, glancing over at my girl who already has hidden possessiveness burning in her eyes before going back to the lovely drunken lady. “Well I would love to, but it seems like I’m working so how about when I get off my shift?” “Oh cmon, if you ditch one day for a woman like me it won’t hurt, I promise to make it worth your time~” before a single word could leave my mouth, my girl cuts off my train of thoughts with annoyance dripping from her words as she shifts her gaze to the women. “—Am I invisible to you or did the alcohol get too much into your head, honey? I advise you move your attempts to seduce him over to the other section, that man is more into dirty hoes like you” just as soon as she came, she huffed offended and moved over to the other section of the bar including her little minions.
⊹ ࣪ ˖ bartender!matt who… loves to lighten the mood with corny dad jokes, sometimes being that stupid they just make you crack up and spare a single chuckle, even during a bad day.
⊹ ࣪ ˖ bartender!matt who… will get concerned for your well being whenever you’re in a bad mood, slightly terrified you would kill one of his guests at the bar.
- “Hello there, you doin’ fine? It’s not your usual time to storm into the bar, especially not this mad.”
“Give me some shots or I’ll actually burst a fucking blood vessel, you wouldn’t want to clean up any blood and body parts now, hm?”
“Jesus Christ— I mean yes ma’am, comin right up. Just don’t kill anyone while I’m gone, m’kay?”
“I’ll try at the least”
⊹ ࣪ ˖ bartender!matt who... always whenever you mention a mission he is interested in, will beg for you to take him with you, secretly enjoying the image of how you would look shooting a random guy in the head.
- “Cmon, pleasee? I promise I won’t cause any trouble and I’ll stay out of most of it, I just want to see my girl in action!”
“No, I don’t want you tangled into this shit and I especially won’t be taking you on any mission that will put you in danger.”
“I’ll be just fine, I’m a grown man and can take care of myself!”
“I wouldn’t be so confident about that,“
“Hey! Don’t be a bitch now—“
⊹ ࣪ ˖ bartender!matt who… is a total flirt and when you first met him, you thought he had at least three girlfriends and possibly a secret wife but you were proven wrong real quick.
⊹ ࣪ ˖ bartender!matt who… keeps you close to him and in his range of view whenever at any event or guest party (a mission or not) he won’t let you leave his side unless you absolutely need to.
ᶻ 𝗓 𐰁 𝐍𝐒𝐅𝐖 .ᐟ
⊹ ࣪ ˖ bartender!matt who… helps you relax after you’ve had an intense mission with some counter head after work hours with you laying down on the counter obviously.
- My arms held onto her thighs as my mouth continued to do sinful actions between them, attacking her cunt and entrance with mass skillfulness of my tongue while audible groans vibrate against her pulsing clit. Loud moans and whimpers escape past her plush lips, only fueling me for further torture, her tangled fingers tug roughly on my brown locks. “Yeah, I still d’know how to eat pussy, hm?” I tease, low chuckles grumbling against her as I don’t plan on pulling away anytime soon, “F-fucking, god— Matt…” she tries to speak but a pleasured cry stops her midway, never would have I thought when I first saw her all stressed out leaning on the counter she’s now become a whimpering mess on, “Use your words, sweetheart, cmon don’t be like a silent little mouse.” My words cause her to make her wetter which I immediately start to attack her pussy even more with my tongue.
⊹ ࣪ ˖ bartender!matt who… adores to whisper teasing words during sex, like those words alone could make you possibly have a full blown eargasm.
- “Oh I still don’t fuck better than he did? I’ll fucking worship this pussy like a goddess if I need to cause I can be better that him, you just didn’t see that side of me yet”
“Jus’ like that, ride my cock like the mafia boss you fuckin’ are. Fuuuck.. you’re gonna fuckin’ kill me with those hips like you do your rivals, sweetheart”
“Gonna be so good for me, hm? My little bossy slut is a huge moaning mess under me now, like it when I pound into you? When I slam my cock into your weeping cunt?”
⊹ ࣪ ˖ bartender!matt who… is a whore for counter sex, no matter what counter it is, he is already bending you over it and getting ready to fuck the shit out of you .
⊹ ࣪ ˖ bartender!matt who… gets really turned on whenever you take control, loving how you tease him and ride him roughly while taking your frustration out on him.
⊹ ࣪ ˖ bartender!matt who… for special occasions or celebrations takes some of his expensive liquor from his office at the bar and lets you pour some of it on his dick for you to lick and clean off him.
⊹ ࣪ ˖ bartender!matt who… as well loves some good old late night car sex whenever it’s in your car, his car or on the car instead of inside and loves how you look whenever you’re sprawled on the mask of your black Mercedes while his cum drips out of you.
Written by @hearts4werka | I do not allow plagiarism nor copying my work on to any platform, ‘inspiration’ without credits nor permission is not allowed as well, please be respectful!
— 𝐕𝐄𝐑𝐀’𝐒 𝐍𝐎𝐓𝐄𝐏𝐀𝐃 📝 | this is inspired by @/cupiidk1lls lovely ch.ai bartender!matt bot which you should definitely go check out rn she’s totally amazingg and thanks to her for letting me use the idea so full creds goes to her, I have been going through some really rough shit right now and writing this didn’t feel that fun as it did before, I’m sorry if this is bad but the past month hasn’t been the easiest for me and especially now but I still hope y’all enjoy this.
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japanese denim



“you don’t even know me.”
synopsis returning to your life in japan was exciting, but when you enroll back into ua university, go back to the bakugos, go back to bar tending, you find yourself always around this guy…? “sero hanta”
quirkless au, uni au.
troupes(?)
jock(fratboy)!sero x maneater!reader
friends to strangers to friends to lovers
🇯🇵 = smau part
👖= written part
send ask to be added to the tag list!!
style guide: y/n || sero
prologue: i bite my tongue it’s a bad habit👖
chapter 1 : helmet👖
chapter 2 : wither 🇯🇵👖
chapter 3 : 360 🇯🇵👖
chapter 4 : p.y.t 🇯🇵👖
chapter 5 : darling, i 🇯🇵
chapter 6: missin something 🇯🇵👖
chapter 7: swim good 🇯🇵👖
chapter 8: deja vu.👖
#sero hanta#if you guys could tell i’m feining for this man#hanta#x reader#mha x reader#fan fic#angst#fluff#club sense#japanese denim#daniel ceaser#bakugo katsuki#spotify#sero fanfic#music#bartending#bar#bartender#club#steve lacy#mha#series
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Yeah, I’ll take another
#horror#horror movies#horror movie#movie#movies#alien#alien 1979#alien movie#aliens 1986#xenomorph#xenomorphs#bartender#meme#memes#horror meme#horror memes
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Creamy Coconut Lime Mojito.
#Creamy Coconut Lime Mojito#mojitos#creamy mojito#lime#coconut#liquor#alcohol#rum#food and drink#drinks#drinking#imbibe#happy hour#cocktail#beverage#tropical#caribbean#toya's tales#style#toyastales#toyas tales#dining and entertaining#fine dining#bartender#bar#home bar#december#winter#food and beverages#foodporn
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Things I’ve heard and said as a bartender in a sketchy dive bar. I’ve just collected them all here and made them about CoD men at my bar. Y/N is the bartender unless stated otherwise. Brought to you from my shower turned sauna as I try to decongest my sinuses. Pollen season is 100% trying to kill me this year. Please laugh at my dumb idea.
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* referring to seeing Graves again*
Price: You make me want to suck start a shotgun.
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Soap: Check me out. *pulls out wallet*
Y/N: Stand up and turn around real quick, please.
Soap: *confused but stands and spins in a circle slowly*
Y/N: *whistles* You look spectacular!
Soap: 🤭 I mean I’d like to pay my tab, but that made my day.
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*141 drunk and harmlessly flirting*
Gaz: Did you get all dolled up me?
Soap: I bet she knew I was coming, you know blue is my favorite color.
Price: She didn’t get dressed up for you muppets! But we do appreciate how you look tonight!
Ghost: *Corralling the two drunkest* You do look very nice, let us know if you want us to get them to stop.
Y/N: Appreciation is best shown as money in the tip jar. *obviously joking but also not really because it was a slow night*
*Ghost and Price laugh, dropping a couple dollars in*
*Gaz and Soap, dead serious begin dumping the contents of their wallets*
Y/N: Guys! It’s a joke! I don’t need your credit cards or this ancient condom… seriously though please throw that away you might get someone pregnant trying to use that. *that packaging showed obvious signs of ware from how long it had sat in his wallet*
Soap: I could get you pregnant with that 😏
Price: Annnnd we’re done! Sorry about Romeo 😬
Ghost: *Grabs Soap’s wallet and drops a $20 in the tip jar* He’s very sorry.
#cod mw2#modern warfare#cod#cod incorrect quotes#inncorrect quotes#john soap mactavish#simon ghost riley#cod x reader#captain price#john price#kyle gaz garrick#cod x you#bartender#call of duty x reader#call of duty#modern warefare 2 x reader#someone please laugh
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Bartender moon !!

#bartender#moondrop#sun and moon show fanart#sun and moon show#sun and moon security breach#fnaf security breach#digitalart#art#fanart#artist#digital art
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um. so for talking so much about kazui gay theory we dont really see a lot of bartender around do we. YEARNER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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