#cutie patootie lil pookie wookie baby bear

[raulfernandez]

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[cayennesugar]

heatwave had to have been master-chess-ing it in bed if the most precious adorable lil tiny lil cutie patootie pookie wookie bear fluffy baby could be conceived out of two angsty mfers with (most likely) drinking problems

The baby agjrkd

Yes

So Astrxphile on Wattpad (also on Ao3 and is the god of all Heatshadow writing) headcanoned that the Cybertronian gestation period lasts about four months so that’s why They’re both five months sober, they stopped a month before where they were in the previous silly post I made

Heatwave did indeed master-chess it in bed because Ratchet was more shocked than relieved that Hotshot wasn’t life-threateningly affected by his creators’ addiction (poor baby, but he’s in good hands now and Heatshadow got themselves back together for the tiny baby)((They also learned that Hotshot was incredibly small because of the addiction 😭)

[ask-shane]

Shane, while I was bored, I decided to make a whole list of the nicknames in the asks:

Chicken man, schmoopy, Shaney-Bear, pumpkin, good looking, princess, dear, pooks, pookie cutie patootie, Shaney-kins, housewife, babygirl (bbg), malewife, my scrimbly blorbo, my pookie, dear blorbo, my sweet babygirl, handsome, dad, daddy, shawty, girlypop, girlboss, angel cake, beautiful man, pookie bear, cutie pie, bestie, Mr Shane, pookienator, darling, pookie wookie, big daddy, favorite mess, husband.

Large ones (💀)

"pookie wookie stinky doodums"

"pookie wookie dookie ookie mookie"

"pookie-babygirl-chicken man"

"pookie bear snuggle muffins kitten whiskers babygirl"

"my lil pookie stinkaroonie"

"My baby boo, my snookie pookie bear"

"POOKASHMOOKUMS"

Those are all the ones I could find.

… that’s one extensive list. the fact that you had to dig to find these makes this even better, somehow. so thanks for this gem. i’m laughing my ass off at some of these.