#cxnscience

[keepmovinjunior]

inspired by @cxnscience , who observed correctly that meg and jiminy have “ no business making the references that they do ”

[fairestmusesofthemall]

@cxnscience asked: 20, 35, aaaand 85

20. Hollywood Studios or Animal Kingdom? My girlfriend Hollywood Studios and I are having an ugly fight right now about how she keeps trying to reinvent herself but then she burns everything that was still good about herself. So since we're on a break I guess it's Animal Kingdom since they at least have Merry Menagerie. Also there's no sign of us getting Citizens of Hollywood back yet. Or really much of any of the fulltime entertainment that there was. Or I could just go spend my time in Epcot and Magic Kingdom. Again, ugly fight with my girlfriend and I hope we can fix it but it's not looking good. Streets of America was the first hit to me but I was willing to overlook that and now we're REALLY pushing it.

35. Mickey's Not So Scary Halloween Party or Mickey's Very Merry Christmas Party? This is really really tough. I love Boo to You. I love that parade. The energy is amazing. But I actually like Very Merry's actual party and the food. And parades do not make the entire party but Boo to You is... amazing. Really amazing. It's good and for those who haven't seen it? Nah that parade is like a party within itself. It's GOOD. My fiancé had one of the Haunted Mansion Dancers get up in his face and then, to the music, wish him a happy birthday cause yep it was his birthday. He had no idea that this is how a parade can potentially get. Oogie Boogie gave us a private dance moment. But the rest of the party isn't as wild as the parade is. The food is good but it's just good. The trick or treating is just standard candy you can get at home. And the character roster in both parties have been cut. So maybe it is Not so Scary begrudgingly. It seems like new things are being added each year... though THEY KEEP TAKING. I'd probably keep my eye on Jollywood Nights, to be honest. Cause um. Jiminy and Pinocchio are there. >.> I brake for characters that are pre 1960.

85. Wishes or Illuminations? Wishes my beloved and you KNOW I would answer this. Hell I answered these out of order. Some pieces from Wishes are on the playlist I use to relax/sleep with. So uh. I got bitten by the Disney Parks bug when I decided I was tired of people stealing my birthdays to do things for themselves. I said forget it and I went there to celebrate my 21st. I was on new medication for my migraines so no Drink Around the World. But I asked if I could, for my gift, I could do Cinderella's Royal Table. And somehow we had wandered into really great spots to sit, relax, and watch Wishes. That was it. And I already had an emotional attachment to Jiminy Cricket ANYWAY. I already loved the Blue Fairy ANYWAY. So I just sat there and... yeah. And then right as the park was emptying out I excused myself, got the cd, and that was it. Favorite fireworks show. Still gets me when I play the music. I'm still crying over it.

[queen-of-disney-castle]

@cxnscience

"I can't tell you how wonderful it is to see you, Jiminy. How have you been as of late?"

[captainseamech]

Get 'im, Jiminy!! Get 'im!!!

[hxzelwallflower]

@cxnscience cont. x - - - - - - - - - - - - -

❝ Oui . Though at this rate I'm tempted to just leave them , seeing as they had a bit of ambiance to this place . ❞

With Beast's castle residing here nowadays there's all but trees crowding the edge , with pine needles and discarded blueberries littering the terrain . Granted he's not alone in finding them scattered , Woody has also made a habit of collecting them , with many replacing the jewels ontop the merry-go round .

Alas , not everyone has good intentions with these shards . Even so she'll let Gaston the woodsmen tinker with them just a bit longer ; maybe until he respectfully pokes his eye out .

The fact she even found Jiminy among all this foliage is nothing short of a miracle , and while careful in her handling of the shard that same hand in then lowered for him to climb on . Should he wish to travel back with her .

❝ Call me old-fashioned , but I'd rather you not get swept away by the current . Or by a puddle , mind you . ❞

[aethergate]

@cxnscience liked for a starter from bendy !

He swears to Satan this is the tenth time Jiminy's dragged him on living with the land in a row. It's nice to get out of the sun for a while considering the heat, but he can't even nap. He keeps getting poked awake every time he does, and Jim's got a quiz made up for this thing. A quiz. It's a miracle he's entertained this whole thing as long as he has, but clearly he has his limits, even when it comes to Jiminy.

And so, when they get out of the tunnel and towards the plants and produce, he quite literally simply stands up, carefully jumps from the boat platform to the sand ( the sand you're very much supposed to not touch ) , and starts heading into the labs proper. There's gotta be an exit somewhere through there, right?

[lcafman]

@cxnscience said , " that's it . next time , i drive . " from ' disney hercules starters ' - still accepting ! !

the only response is a scoff , before both of them are interrupted by an abrupt swerve on nods part - having had suddenly turned the steering well with enough force to knock the cricket out if he weren't wearing a seatbelt ( not intentionally , of course . for the most part . )

once they were settled on a forward path again , " you'll drive ? you're kidding , right ? " the brunette retorted , " if i want to get somewhere , i'd rather get there before i die of old age . "

[thewindywielder]

@cxnscience

"Hey there," He smiled and knelt down, "Do you need a hand?"

[stonesreef]

“Excuse me sir, you can’t read.”

Cain holds a book in his drooling maw, staring up with wide, inquisitive eyes at Jiminy. Bugs aren't of much interest to him anymore even if they were fun to play with, seeing as there's barely enough blood in them to fill a thimble.

He had always loved the feel of books, though he never understood why The Huntsmen would always fret when Cain took them.

It's not like they did much but sit there and look pretty except for when he spent time staring at them, what a funny man.

Having never seen much purpose in decoration, Cain felt it imperative to give the things a use beside that and what's better then a new toy?

[keepmovinjunior]

@cxnscience said : ‘ this is great. i mean, i really love this … adventure, excitement, danger lurking around every corner … ’ but hes being sarcastic he hates it here 😔 outside of his pay grade fr

❝ Yeah, and you're leavin' out the best part, Explorer Jones ━━ ❞ she stops in front of a massive, growling, drooling three-headed beast. ❝ Hell Hounds barrin' your exit and doomin' ya to stay for all eternity. Nifty, huh. ❞

[fairestmusesofthemall]

@cxnscience asked: actually you're getting two - “can’t sleep either?” for pinoke

"No..." He didn't want to admit he was up past his bedtime, but at least he wasn't the only one. Pinocchio adjusted the sleeping cap that matched Geppetto's and stared out the large window, looking concerned. "The Lady's star. I can't see it. I had a funny feeling and I woke up. So I looked out the window, since seeing her star makes me feel better. But I can't find it." He raised his finger. "Isn't it supposed to be right there, Jiminy?" The boy spoke in hushed tones, trying to make sure Geppetto remained asleep. That wouldn't be hard, given that the man was often snoring away once he tucked in or the night.

[nightmarealm]

i wish you would quit your job

[aethramusings]

‘ how many people have you killed? ’ FOR SOX

i literally have no idea what this is from but yeah go ahead and send this in elsa probably has a mad high kill count

" well i personally haven't , but my alternate universe self killed my alternate universe owner because the plot of my movie sucks shit and was the worst cash grab since toy story 4 . they need to stop making these FUCKING MOVIES . anyways how about you ? "

[hxzelwallflower]

is he supposed to look like that? - from the mummy sentence starters

@cxnscience asked: The Mummy (1999) starters! - - - - - - - - - - - - - -

❝ I wouldn't worry about it . ❞

Gaston can handle him , wouldn't be the first time he'd eaten uncooked meat . In his words "a hearty meal is the best meal" . So long as he doesn't puke in the fountain by Scrooge's it's all good .

[musemelodies]

"Oh, excuse me for tellin' the truth! Haven't YOU always said honesty is the best policy, Mr. I'm No Fool?"

"That kinda attitude is exactly why you're gettin thrown!"

[aethergate]

@cxnscience liked for a starter from figment !

Spotting Jiminy around the world showcase was like finding a fork in a kitchen. He'd honestly be surprised if he wasn't hanging around the place! He was fun enough to pester, and today he actually had something to pester him about. So of course, he slowly glides down next to the cricket until he's beside him, and wastes little time in breaching the subject.

"Say, Jiminy, have you ever been on top of the Epcot ball?"