#dabi would voice over ads if he wasnt a criminal
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Dabi: Today I learned that only 20 people have been boiled alive in Yellowstone National Park.
Dabi: But with your help, we can change that. For just a small monthly donation, you can help us sacrifice a tourist to Old Faithful every single day.
#incorrect lov#dabi#dabi would voice over ads if he wasnt a criminal#he knows how to appeal to an audience after all#one of those sad puppy ads but like instead of 'donate to x shelter'#it's 'donate to the Freeze Endeavor to Death Since He Hates the Cold Genes in Our Family So Much fund'
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