#incorrect lov

[incorrect-league-of-villains]

Tomura: Fuck off, old man.

All for One: I'm not that old. How old do you think I am?

Tomura: The last number.

[kailashbabu]

Shigaraki: I don't think you understand how serious this is

Dabi: I don't think I understand anything at this point

[dabideserveslove]

Dabi, trying to hide that he's embarrassed after Shigaraki finds out he's a virgin: Shut up, creep, it's not like I'm the only one.

Shigaraki, not answering and letting Dabi assume whatever:

Dabi: Are you fucking serious? How did you, of all people, manage to find someone that was willing to have sex with your gross ass?

Shigaraki, shrugging: How did you get such a pretty hero wanting to have sex with a disgusting bastard like you?

Dabi, split between embarrassment and anger: Fuck off. I'm not going to anyway, you think Hawks is so pretty why don't you go fuck him?

Shigaraki, honestly just messing with Dabi now: Heroes aren't really my thing. But if you need some practice...

Dabi, trying to decide whether he should set himself on fire or Shigaraki:

Shigaraki, amused by how flustered Dabi is: Well?

Dabi, glaring and trying not to let on how he's been wanting Shigaraki to touch him for months: Fine.

Shigaraki, eyes widening because he didn't expect Dabi to take up the offer and realizing he has royally fucked up bc he is actually also a virgin:

[toga-time]

Hawks and Dabi: [walks into the room holding hands]

Mr Compress: So, who finally confessed?

Dabi, with a proud grin: It was me. I made it short and sweet.

Hawks: You yelled "Listen here you little shit, I have feelings for you and it's about time you've acknowledge them"... from the roof.

Dabi, grinning: It worked tho.

[bnha-more-like-bnh-gay]

Toga, talking to the tv: just because you’ve been hurt before doesn’t mean you can have trust issues with everyone

Dabi: what? Yes I can

Toga:

[theotherhalfoftheshell]

Dabi: Who's side are you on, birdie?

Hawks (bi-disaster, would use his dying breath on a bad pun): I guess you could say... I play for both teams. *finger guns*

[sugar-and-spite13]

Incorrect LOV

Toga: *picks up half eaten apple that she dropped*

Magne: what are you doing with that floor apple?

Toga: seeing how dirty it was. Think I'll die if I eat it?

Magne: probably

Toga: eh. *shrugs and eats it anyway*

[miryalle]

Technically, Shirakumo got an upgrade. His loser Quirk was just making clouds. Boooring. New Quirk? Badass shadow body teleport monster!!!

Ujiko: I fixed Shirakumo and Touya :)

Us: No, you messed up a perfectly good hero in training and a smol child, that's what you did. Look at them. They have anxiety.

Ujiko: I'll just fix Shigaraki too then.

Us: nO

[munchcorner]

[hitoshi-yuuto]

Tomura : There's no way he like me back.

Mr compress : Dabi would throw himself in front of a moving car for you.

Tomura : Dabi would throw himself in front of a moving car for fun.

Mr compress :

Mr compress : Good point.

[majoryeager104]

Shigaraki at some point: *spins around in chair ominously* I’ve been expecting y- *chair continues to spin* shit *tries to stop spinning* shit *tries to grab a table to stop spinning* sHIT *falls out of chair*

[incorrect-league-of-villains]

Sako: You okay, kid?

Dabi, lying face down on the ground: I’m sad.

Sako: Me too.

Sako: Wait no I mean - Hi sad, I’m dad.

Sako: Wait - what’s wrong?

[poppy5991]

Dabi in big brother-style confessional: I think I’ve really been warming up to the others.

*camera pans to earlier that day*

Dabi: *walks into kitchen*

Dabi to the LOV: I can’t stand you people.

Dabi: *walks out of kitchen*

———

Spinner in big brother-style confessional: Honestly, I’m a little worried he’s going to set my stuff on fire.

[camifandomfan]

[hotwings-incorrect-quotes]

hawks: what should you do when your parents have traumatized you?

dabi: traumatize them back.

[bnha-more-like-bnh-gay]

Kurogiri: hey, kid, where’s your head at?

Toga: I think it’d be really cool to record my therapy sessions and go back and listen to them later from a more distanced perspective

Toga: But also, the thought of having my therapy sessions taped is exceptionally nerve racking and paranoia inducing, and I know myself well enough to know that it’d become an ocd obsession for checking to make sure I have them all and no one else has access to them

Kurogiri:

Kurogiri: hey, kid, where’s your head?

Toga: no, but listen-

Kurogiri: I am listening, I just don’t think you’re mentally sound

Toga: IT WOULD BE INTERESTING-