#dadbillcipherau

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Hello! I’m here to babysit

-@mysterycrabanon

Welcome! My kids are outside right now, they're playing with the hose.

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Yeah, help would be nice...

Hi Sixer... How are you...?

He sounds (and looks) like he's about to pass out, multiple of his kids are climbing on him

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Hello Cipher! This is...wow...you really decided to settle down huh? *He chuckled. He was definitely the only one who found this funny.* Do you uh...need help there?

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UHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH, WHAT IS THIS???????????

AND I THOUGHT THE QUINTUPLETS WAS UNHINGED....

I got unlucky. No other words needed.

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get ready to take in a new kid.

be careful, she has trauma

(BONUS: can change to look like this!)

I. I don't want her. She can live in the basement.

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Is actively setting things on fire

~♡ @bryellecipher ♡~

OH GOD. WHY. WHHHYYYYYYYY.

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Holds one of my children in your face

Hi. Hi. Hi. Good morning. I don't care it's afternoon, wake the fuck up–

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do you mind a few, oh I don't knov~ universe hoppers?

I dunno whoy oi'm herh but I dunno how to get back without medics help.

@healthcareguytf2 @the-handsome-lad-that-did-it

Nope, welcome in. Where you headed?

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Ahgu j have been bitten by my chinld necuse they're teething and it hruts so bad

I am wrting this with m non domnant hand because I hve to hold th e chikdren

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Stuff I forgot to mention.

Mod post heh

Erm

Bill forgot his parents. He doesn't know Scalene or Euclid. He might not react the best when people claim to be his parents.

You can send in an ask if your want to design one of Bill's kids. Credit to user @get-behind-me-doktor--ja for Alice's design idea. Alice is the child in the below doodle

The father of Bill's kids will remain ANONYMOUS untilI decide it's time to drop the big loreeeeeeee but I will say they are human

Its okay if you make accounts of the other characters in this AU. It'd actually help me figure out more of what the fuck's actually happening because not everything is planned /silly I don't know why you'd want to tho

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Hello! I’m back to babysit!

-@mysterycrabanon

Welcome!

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Do you need a babysitter? I can babysit. And make cookies. By the way, would you like some cookies? I made too many. (Note to self: Nine batches is too many for one person)

Yes please! What's your rate? 100 an hour?

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"Oh, jeez. I can't imagine how you manage that many kids.."

◬ @bigbro-billcipher ◬

It's a pain. Truuuussst me. I'm running on two hours of sleep and Ford's coffee.

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“Well, this is sure interesting!”

Bill Cipher here, with all 30 of my kids! Ford said I should make an account on here, so I did!

RULES

★No violence! My kids don't need to learn about that yet, they're infants!

★No NSFW! That's just icky.

★RPing is encouraged! I'm very lonely.

★I might not respond to an ask right away! I'm a very busy man with all the stuff my kids get into.

★Have fun and stay silly! [mod]

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OOC POST

Hewwo

Um. Running a small event. If you want honesty or answers, you have until the end of January. No MAJOR lore will be revealed tho (like who is the father or what actually happened).

Hehhehehheheheheh mothy out

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Got my hand fixed. Sort of. It's still broken. And one of my kids learned to levitate.

I HATE EVERYTHING.

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OW FUVCK I THINK I BROEK MY HQND