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Ahgu j have been bitten by my chinld necuse they're teething and it hruts so bad

I am wrting this with m non domnant hand because I hve to hold th e chikdren

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OOC POST

Hewwo

Um. Running a small event. If you want honesty or answers, you have until the end of January. No MAJOR lore will be revealed tho (like who is the father or what actually happened).

Hehhehehheheheheh mothy out

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Got my hand fixed. Sort of. It's still broken. And one of my kids learned to levitate.

I HATE EVERYTHING.

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OW FUVCK I THINK I BROEK MY HQND

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Stuff I forgot to mention.

Mod post heh

Erm

Bill forgot his parents. He doesn't know Scalene or Euclid. He might not react the best when people claim to be his parents.

You can send in an ask if your want to design one of Bill's kids. Credit to user @get-behind-me-doktor--ja for Alice's design idea. Alice is the child in the below doodle

The father of Bill's kids will remain ANONYMOUS untilI decide it's time to drop the big loreeeeeeee but I will say they are human

Its okay if you make accounts of the other characters in this AU. It'd actually help me figure out more of what the fuck's actually happening because not everything is planned /silly I don't know why you'd want to tho

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How are the kids doing

Great, actually! They're stupid. Emmy tried to eat a battery this morning.

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Rawr

...????

The most judging strength you'll eVER see

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do you mind a few, oh I don't knov~ universe hoppers?

I dunno whoy oi'm herh but I dunno how to get back without medics help.

@healthcareguytf2 @the-handsome-lad-that-did-it

Nope, welcome in. Where you headed?

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You guys should send me some asks. Any questions or comments are accepted, except if they break the rules of my blog!

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wh

What???

Why???

How???

Who???

@nightmares-and-dreams-come-true

Well, to answer your questions, in order.

My Tumblr blog.

I was told to make an account.

How? No clue. Same answer for the who! unfortunately..

Also, hi other Euclidean people!

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very baby.

Holds one of my children in your face

Hi. Hi. Hi. Good morning. I don't care it's afternoon, wake the fuck up–

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Holds one of my children in your face

Hi. Hi. Hi. Good morning. I don't care it's afternoon, wake the fuck up–

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They're upstairs taking a nap. And it's fine, really, I don't need it.

Hello! I’m back to babysit!

-@mysterycrabanon

Welcome!

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Hello! I’m back to babysit!

-@mysterycrabanon

Welcome!

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That's great!

Hello, Fellow Cipher! What's happening in your reality? I seriously hope you're not dying.

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OH, NOTHING MUCH, DON'T SWEAT IT, PAL!