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Darrel Rhea: "Flowers & Mermaids"

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Noe Bodi Gameplay: Day 34, Part 2

It start off so innocent. Darrell Parker (@simsinfinitylt) and Donna Richmond (@elysiantrait) were having a date at the bar.

Darrell waved the bartender over for some drinks immediately. You'll notice that this bartender is none other than Martin Davies (@starjira), but that's because he is currently undercover working a case.

When their food came out, I tried to get Donna to sit next to Darrell, but at that moment Maike Zambrano (@fl0pera) strutted her way in and plopped right next to Darrell instead!

The nerve! I just KNOW she was trying to flirt. To her credit, she didn't know he was on a date and took his disinterest in stride, but damn, if Donna was a jealous type of girl, this could have gone ugly!

But it didn't. It went beautifully. They talked, they laughed, they drank, they ate, and they did it all with a smile. Their date was rising so high in the rank I was sure we'd get full marks by the time it was done.

Oh, was I wrong.

At some point I didn't even have to do anything; their autonomy kicked in and the flirting leveled up to steamy looks and thinly-veiled innuendos. Look at Donna's goddamn face here.

If only I had known what that meant.

I was just too innocent. "Oh look, they're getting up to leave, I wonder why?"

Sex.

It was to have SEX.

Insert SFW glimpse of what these two HORNDOGS were doing right outside the bar.

No regard for safety hazards, public decency, NOTHING. They just kept fucking.

Meanwhile everybody in the bar is mingling like NORMAL SIMS. Rain Drop (@riverofjazzsims) was talking to Maike, Kash Monet (@saruin) took a seat to search the menu, and Rhea MOya (@fl0pera) was glaring at a base game townie who I guess was in her way.

And still they kept fucking.

Dirk Dreamer dropped by and got everyone's attention! As a CELEBRITY! With big clout and exposure!

And still they kept fucking.

Dirk Dreamer, Wolfgang Wilder and Kalamainu'u Iona were in a weird spiderman meme stand off for no good reason!

And STILL they kept fucking.

Ronan O'Flannigan (@blackfern) enetered the building looking to get drunk after a long day of experimenting with potions in the Magic Realm.

AND. STILL. THEY. KEPT. FUCKING.

I didn't know what to do. Actual tea and drama was brewing inside the bar (Like Kash seemingly flirting with Dirk Dreamer when her soulmate is off to who knows where), and the Two D's made NO indication of caring!

Mind you, I kept clicking "next" on the WW menu to make it go faster, and every time I thought it was the end, it fucking WASN'T. They so much energy for each other I wondered if it was a soulmate stamina buff I didn't know about.

It took Kash and Rhea to leave the bar (luckily Kash didn't try to take Dirk home) for my two horndogs to cease and desist.

Look at em standing there, facing opposite of each other. Like they didn't do what they did for an hour and change.

Then I looked at the top menu. THEIR DATE WAS NOT OFFICIALLY OVER YET. There was still a sliver of time left.

And they used that time wisely, I guess.

Yeah, that's right. All that fucking and they did not kiss ONCE. Unless the official game says they kissed, they didn't fucking kiss.

At least then the date was officially over.

Speaking of fucking, apparently the side of the bar is a hotspot I didn't know about. Because guess who started FUCKING randomly when they walked over to where Darrell and Donna was?

Apologies for the zoomed in shots, I am NOT saving that filth for posterity lol.

I guess now that the date was over, Darrel and Donna found their sense of shame, because they instantly walked away from the situation. In opposite directions.

Oh, but that's not all.

Someone else joined in.

WHAT IS GOING ONNNNNNN

IT'S FREEZING OUT HERE

WHAT ARE Y'ALL DOING

Noemy (@beebeesiims) baby I'm so sorry, I'm so sorry that WW's autonomy settings put you into this public threeway like you don't have common sense.

I just stared at the screen. MORTIFIED.

And so was Darrell I guess, because he started RUNNING AWAY.

FUCK YOU DARRELL YOU STARTED THIS, YOU AND DONNA SET THE TREND AND NOW WE GOT AN UP AND COMING FUCK SPOT ON THE SIDE OF THE BAR! THERE IS NO TURNING BACK. THERE IS NO ERASING WHAT WE'VE DONE! WHAT I HAVE ALLOWED TO HAPPEN FOR THE SAKE OF THE STORY! GET YOUR ASS ON HOME!

And that's the story of how a First Date with Soulmates ended with an Orgy. Save me.

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