#daves.text

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I'm like if a girl was a boy who was a girl who was a boy who was a girl who was a boy who was a girl who was a boy who wa

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this is true they did it for me at an airplane museum I went to when I was little

Going to the zoo today perhaps I'll treat myself with a flattened penny... Perhaps I'll indulge myself, andget a flattened penny

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witness my gar boy

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Mum shoos me out of her room because I'm trying to infodump at her about how sea floor dwelling molluscs eventually gave rise to squids while she's doing other people's taxes

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im not really worried about that right now tumblr

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buy my lemons boy

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oh shit my curves are getting curvier. body what are you planning

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So I got Ultrakill and I am having a GREAT time and am immediately addicted to it but I'm also shit at it so I have, thus far, gotten so angry that I

Suddenly got up and stood in the middle of my room menacingly without even thinking about it

Threatened to take off all my skin (MANY times)

Bit the hell out of my arm and some pillows

Had to mute my microphone and blast boss music

Went outside to break fallen sticks and branches

Ate cardboard

Took a hateful piss

My week late period started? From how hard I was tensing my entire body?

Right and I gave myself a migraine so bad I had to take double ibuprofen and lay down in the dark for an hour

Not the best game for my anger management but GOD I love this I am vibrating I'm so excited

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i bet you would, wouldnt you gourd boy

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maybe if you'd stop trying to get with my siblings you wouldnt be depressed like this

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Yo I'm a few timelines worth of Daves but most notably Davesprite.

I'm in my 20s so if that bothers you feel free to block me idc curate your experience and stay safe

I can try to tag things if requested but I'm dogshit at remembering anything so the post content blacklist is your friend

Gender is a fuck but I'm transmasc and use it/he most prominently but they/them and she/her are fine too. Got that boygirl swag

God it's been ages since I made one of these things. What do I even put here. I'm a Scorpio?? I don't fucking remeber my whole zodiac I stopped caring when I was like 17 or something

anyway hey I'm Dave how you doing. I like bugs and dead things

If I followed you it's also possible it was Erisol on the body in which case his blog is @priinceofdoom

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Can we please fucking stop saying xyz "truther" to mean you believe in or support something. It's a fucking nazi dogwhistle. Just saw it used for someone liking old man yaoi celebrating finding a manga with old men being fruity.

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What the fuck I just finished setting up a side blog I saved the url for months ago only for it to instantly get nuked from existence

I can't get the url back either it says it's taken

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I don't think I'm cut out for polyamory this sucks ass