#david/rumple

[ouatsqincorrect]

David: I have no parental figures telling me not to wrestle bears.

Rumple: It's me. I am that figure. I'm telling you now: do not wrestle bears.

[florida3exclamationpoints]

ouat text posts: rumple

[oautincorrectquotes]

David: Damn, Rumple, are you secretly cool?

Rumple: Well, poker is just math, so I guess it depends on if you consider the mathematician, Carl Friedrich Gauss, cool.

David: I do not.

[mccallhero]

favourite ouat scenes: 46/?

[heddagab]

2x14 // 3x14

Rumple and Regina take a walk with Henry

Oh, and thanks for the hot dog. I forgot. You are quite welcome.

The ice cream good? Delicious.

[goosin-around]

This is so weird but I have so many headcanons about ouat and social media (mostly regina) so heres a lovely little list

people kept texting like they were writing a letter and it bothered Henry so bad he hosted a "learning how to text" session

Rumple and Granny both refused to attend

Regina went and still types like shes from last century but now she awfully misuses abbreviations and slang terms

Emma and Ruby are tiktok feins like they are so annoying

zelena adores AITA posts on tiktok with subway surfers gameplay

she regularly gets banned for offensive language and is on her 7th account

Emma tries to relate to Henry by using tiktok brainrot terms and he hates it

Snow and David have a joint spotify account and they argue daily about who gets to use it and when

they totally could get separate profiles but the refuse

Regina made a family life360 group and snow went ballistic when she got added and refuses to let Regina forget about it

belle is so deep into booktok

hook has an insane tiktok following because they think he's a pirate cosplayer

henry tried his best to explain his family tree on tiktok without explaining the curse and it does not go well

Ruby makes tiktoks following the swanqueen journey and people love it

Emma tried very hard to get Regina on social media but she ended up regretting it when Gina started commenting mean things on the charmings lovey dovey posts

(and dirty things on all of emmas)

the one and only tiktok post regina made on Henrys account got millions of likes

Emma makes a tiktok account for the sheriff's station and Regina doesn't know about it to this day

granny forces ruby to advertise the dinner and it is the worst video ever

(yk the one on youtube where ruby tells us to ask if theres avacado? imagine that but worse)

Regina had a flip phone and an ancient computer until Emma forced her to upgrade

Baby neal is a total and complete ipad kid (so is emma lets be honest)

henry hates the fact neal has an ipad with a passion; regina and him regularly send the charmings articles about the dangers of technology on youth)

regina claims to not have any socials and is a strong believer that its bad for you, but she secretly has accounts to keep an eye on henry and to watch horse videos

[caravalsreveriekey]

okay i’m on like series 2 episode 21 of ouat AND CAN I JUST SAY MULAN IS SO FUCKING GAY. PARTICULARLY SHES REALLY GAY FOR AURORA LIKE AGH

[anouatblog]

[his-lost-one]

more ouat memes

meme templates are from pinterest ^^

[depressedstressedlemonzest]

The gang is in neverland trying to save henry.

Neal is alive and everyone did think he was dead, rumplestiltskin almost killed him. But he's alive and just got rescued by emma in the echo caves.

Hook and emma kissed which is confusing and concerning to both of then.

Snow and david realize they fucked up missing out on emma and snow wants another baby.

David can't leave the island due to the water to cure the dreams hade being from the island.

Regina and tinkerbell have a nice Sapphic viking history. But tink doesn't have magic anymore after regina didn't go meet her true love robin hood.

Peter pan is a little fucking asshole who likes to terrorize rumplestiltskin for whatever reason.

Fake belle keeps talking to him. Mentioned wanting to have a baby. But rumple is determined to be good.

And ariel with the scatterbrains of scuttle has been entrusted to swim to storybrooke to get something for regina and rumple.

[theshowoffpod]

Show Off S01E02 Once Upon a Time 1x22

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[ouatsqincorrect]

Rumple: I got you something that will make you happy. I call them "Opposite Tortures."

David: You mean presents? Rumple: Yes, that's better, thank you.

[florida3exclamationpoints]

ouat text posts: rumple

[oautincorrectquotes]

David: Wow, I really think I would’ve gotten along with young Rumple!

Rumple: I know. That’s why I decided to change everything about my life.

[mccallhero]

favourite ouat scenes: 32/?

[ramblings-of-lola]

Ouattober Day 20 Prompt: Father

Rumple

David

Neal

Wish Hook