#day. he was a fun customer.

[kazoologist]

Tumblr wanted to keep me away for your BIRTHDAY?? rude!!

Happy birthday Gee, I hope it's a good one! 🥳 And I am very curious about the weird encounters you mention, any favorites??

ill be real i think it might not be just u the website's been zany as hell for me today too. thank you so much moss!!

and yes, im SO excited to mention any of my weird experiences from the city. it's hard to pick a favorite (also worth noting a lot of them are just general St. Louis Famous people) but i do have an objectively funniest one.

This was like several summers ago, but I worked at this local restaurant in town, and the Minnesota Twins were in town to play our beloved St. Louis Cardinals, and it's the very start of dinner shift, and I'm welcoming this guy in and giving him recommendations. Our bartender comes out and takes over, selling him on a margarita at like 3:30 pm, and somehow during the small talk it comes out that he is the manager of the Minnesota Twins.

I was back inside the restaurant finishing out my opening work and prepping the to-go order station at this point, and i watch the bartender burst inside and rifle through her purse, procuring a new mask with a noise of delight.

Cardinal Red. Littered with logos. She puts it on. She makes that margarita on the rocks.

She turns to me, and with the mask on, I can tell she's grinning ear-to-ear.

She leaves for the patio dining area. I hear the sound of raucous laughter immediately following.

She fishes an extra cards mask out of her purse and hands it to me when she gets back inside.

[perkeleen-lavellan]

Vivienne: If it was a date why did both of you bring your weapon and armor? Sacha: Foreplay reasons. Vivienne: I don't know why I expected anything else.

this Inquisitor uses he/him pronouns!

[thesexydancingcrepe]

When Somebody Loved Me 🌸

Back when it was Jttw days & they were ⤴️ traveling with the group

Modern day & maybe reincarnated Crepe ⤵️

So naturally...

EDIT: it's fixed now 😊

The more things change to more, they stay the same (at least that's something I hear often enough 🤷‍♀️)

Ramblings below

This is my own interpretation of modern day!Sun Wukong and what he became after the events Jttw. He's still the same powerful Sun Wukong we all know, & love (despite questionable morals), but He has full dad bod underneath his depressed, "but totally over it" single man pajama sweats. The blue bead on the end of his braid was made from Crepe's blue glass bead earring.

He lives almost entirely on Flower Fruit Mountain, only occasionally coming down & and amazingly, he ended up finding an extremely familiar face 🤔✨️

[shortnotsweet]

Love Lettered

In matters of love, the pen proves mightier than the sword. Or:

Ever since Lucerys turned six and ten years of age, Aemond has been sending him anonymous letters for the better part of two years. He finally gets one back.

End

Love Lettered: short comic alluding to Aemond’s socially awkward attempts at courting Prince Lucerys when he comes of age because he wants to be proper and non-lecherous about it, unlike his brother and father. He sends an assortment of small gifts with his ‘anonymous’ letters—notably: dried flowers, exotic and fragmented soaps, candies he knows Lucerys favored in childhood, large pearls heavy enough to heft in the palm, and an ornate black and gold dagger decorated with pearls as an acknowledgment of Lucerys’ “achievements” and indicating that he no longer resents him for it. The letters’ contents vary from awkwardly earnest love poems, curt comments, to expressing the desire to touch, see, and have him. Aemond is proficient in many things, but clearly not this. Luke deduces pretty quickly that it is his uncle, seeing as every letter starts with “My Lord Strong”, but he finds it endearing and the gifts to be sufficient.

[fadedrainbowbookshelves]

"Fraaank are you going to help me figure out where Howdy moved the fireworks to or not?"

"Try not. If I were Howdy, I wouldn't have even allowed you in the door after last week!"

[megumi-fm]

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[butterflybabiie]

/ᐠ. .ᐟ\ฅ

[zzoupz]

Let’s share headcannons about our Merlins in AFK Journey, I’ll go first.

Mine always has a revolver on her at all times and, at best, is chaotic neutral, at worst, she’s chaotic evil.

I mean if its our own merlins thats basically canon right

i like to think mine is completely oblivious to other characters' flirtings (why is every one of them so into us anyways-) he appears serious bc hes fucking awful at jokes, is most likely acoustic

hes the embodiment of this basically -> 🧍‍♂️

also he would be chaotic good. he really does have good intent but theres no way hes going about it the right way

[born-to-lose]

I love random drama from people I barely know like oh my god really??? How dare they treat you like that..... btw what's your name again

[rainymoodlet]

maybe vidcund being a wonderful father has me a lil emotional. maybe viddykins voluntarily sitting down with his children to talk to them after school sundered me into a little ball on the floor. maybe-

[cinematicnomad]

Are you working on any fics that you're really excited about?

i am not ACTIVELY working on any fics at this time, but in the fall i was working on my taste your beating heart companion fic from derek's POV. my goal was not for it to be super long...my original plan was 20k to 30k, but so far the fic is at 5k and i've only just??? about reached the end of ch1 of the OG fic lol. though to be fair, the first 4k is showing what derek was doing BEFORE the story starts in TYBH so maybe it'll work out in the end.

i was working on it a decent amount in the fall and then i did my 2+ week trip to asia and then got pick pocketed at the coffee shop i had taken to writing in so that kind of derailed my motivation/inspiration haha

✨sleepover saturday✨

[albatris]

maybe i should post nat's first murder <3

[asheoninactive]

Happy day before thanksgiving aka happy punch a customer day

[crossbackpoke-check]

wait you got me so invested in the stammer & heddy tailor au....

this is my standard disclaimer that i have never posted a fic on ao3* and for however much i say “au” i truly mean that it’s a universe that lives in my head & i am absolutely delighted to tell you all about, all the time <3 if it helps i ALSO got me so invested in the heddy & stammer tailor au

ok now that the author’s note is out of the way here’s some notes about the not!fic heddy & stammer tailor au:

stammer as the tailor from gent’s playbook, very reserved, quiet, with an excellent eye for details (honestly the evidence i have for his style sense is just that he’s best friends with pk subban so it has to be there somewhere if only by proxy irl) is hired by victor hedman, star of the tampa bay lightning who is every other tailor’s nightmare to dress (huge, opinionated, fashionable)

heddy is decently well-known throughout the league for being very well-dressed & becomes quietly well known for also being one of his new tailor’s favorite loyal customers [heddy has the nicest fabrics. he has his suits the first day a new collection drops & e v e r y o n e is jealous]

stammer’s business booms after heddy takes a chance on him as his first big client & promotes him, heddy sees him grow in popularity & get more clients

heddy also moonlights as a model for stammer’s suits on instagram, initially to help him grow his business because then he won’t have to pay for a model and then because he’s over there all the time anyway because they’re dating (that’s why the model’s face is never in the pictures)

there’s not really a plot to this besides the vague idea of a plot where stammer makes heddy his lucky suit that he wins the cup in & sews a special little tag into the lining of his jacket that says i love you

because love sometimes is picking out the perfect right color pocket square to match your husband’s beautiful suit that you fitted like a kiss to the curves of his huge body

& also sometimes love is making your beautiful husband who makes you beautiful clothing enjoy nice things for himself once in a while, like the fancy watch you bought him or the nice suit you custom-ordered for him (from him) just so you could take it off of him

[femme-malewife]

I need something good to happen right now

[bibiana112]

Everyone's always so mad over unsolicited criticism but you know what makes me furious? Unsolicited comfort. Me simply not expressing myself the same way as you is not a sign that I'm depressed and in desperate need for you to come to my rescue, it is not an invitation for you to act like my one pillar of reliability or to act like my friend when you do not know my life, do not know wether I do have support, do not know I chose to be in this position you feel so uncomfortable looking at and on god you just don't get to pity me for living my fucking life the way I want to