#diaper adventures

[curvymommy70]

Um, yeah...royal gold looks like a baby pooped on the wall.

[thelittlediaperidol]

[deadmomjokes]

Out on a walk with the toddler the other day, and for the first time in her accessible memory we happened to pass a man who was jogging shirtless with those little runner’s booty shorts.

I realized as soon as she leaned out of the stroller to watch him pass what was about to happen, so I just hurried and hoped to be out of earshot before she decided to shout about it.

Sure enough, she turns around to me and with the biggest, most concerned innocent doe eyes, goes,

“Mama, that boy forgot his clothes! He’s diaper-bum!”

For reference, diaper-bum is what we call her when she’s running around in just her diaper. Apparently the shorts dude was wearing weren’t long enough to count as shorts in her opinion.

We had a talk about how some people decide to take off their shirt when they’re too hot (“but does he have sunscreen on his body?” well I sure hope so “he’ll get a sunburn! D:”), and that different people dress in different ways and that’s okay (“Yeah, ‘cause how Dad does not like to wear dresses” exactly! “I like my dresses they go WHOOSH”).

 I also told her that we can always tell someone when we like their clothes (that’s called a compliment “oh, Mama, say ‘i like your dress’” i like your dress, baby “you did a complamins, good job!”), but if someone is wearing clothes we think are strange, we keep that to ourselves because as long as they’re happy with themselves, that’s what’s important.

She thought about that for a while, then quietly and thoughtfully starts practicing to herself.

“Hi, guy, I like your.... But you’re not wearing clothes.... Um.... I like your diaper! Yeah. :)”

Have I mentioned how much I love this kid?

[abtoddler]

Failed the training of potties….but the doctors told me that long ago…..but ya know it’s one of those things that my pediatrician tried to shame me for, my mother did, and many others along the way……but those days are done!

[mrdiaperboyofficial]

Wandern da darf ne Windel Natürlich nicht fehlen, 😘 habt alle ein schönes Wochenende

[crissiebaby]

Adventure Time with Crissie!

Heyyo everyone! No new main series chapter this week. Instead, we hope you'll enjoy Codi's take on the Adventure Time art style! It's not too late to jump on this bandwagon, right? 😋💕

Artwork By CodiBaby 💜

Patreon: patreon.com/crissiebaby DeviantArt: deviantart.com/crissiebaby Pixiv: pixiv.net/en/users/27465644

[nycbabyjoey]

St. Philomena's (Choose Your Own Adventure)

NSFW 18+ Only

Contains ABDL/BDSM Content

Note: Something special I made to thank all of you for 1000 followers! Enjoy your time at St. Philomena's Reform School. Comment to let me know which ending you get and, if you're really feeling up to it, see if you can unlock every single ending!

You get home from another long week at work. You throw down all the mail from the mail on your dining room table, sitting down to sort through it all. Gas bill, electric bill, insurance, bill, bill, bill. Had your life really become this dull and mundane?

It was at this moment you got to the last package in the pile. It gave you pause. The return address read, "St. Philomena's Reform School for Misbehaving Adults." You thought that there must be some kind of mistake, but the address matched your name.

You tore the package open. Inside was a plaid gold and turquoise schoolkid's uniform. But, unlike a child's uniform, it was made to just your size. Puzzled, you read the letter that came alongside it.

Click here to accept your invitation.

[dutchforstrangers]

Digimon Adventure: 2023 - The newborn chronicles 1/?

Since approx three weeks, I'm head deep into diapers, broken nights and feeding sessions, trying to navigate through life with a newborn. All the while, coming here feels like this could be both my escape from and way of dealing with everything. So I might as well throw in some drabbles about my faves during pregnancy/labor and/or with newborns! Don't expect too much shipping or even shipping at all, just these mofos being newborn parents and not knowing sh*t about all of this.

If you have any suggestions or requests for this series (character(s) and/or prompt/idea), please crawl into my ask box and leave a message (: It's great writing exercise for me after being out of it for so long! I'm taking everything on a scale from everyday domestic fluff to drama with a funny twist and from comedy with a serious touch to dark and heavy angsty emotional rollercoaster.

[1/?]

Episode 1: Taichi & newborn Souta, pt. 1

"Well, just kill me now..."

He said as he exhaled loudly, his hands desperately buried in his hair that seemed wilder than ever before. The bags underneath his eyes in combination with the messy hair and stinky boxers indicating the lack of sleep and showering.

A small piece of Taichi hoped his wife would hear him sigh, wake and come to his rescue. The biggest piece, however, wanted to let her have a peaceful night after all the tough ones she already had and show her he could actually do this by himself.

Thing was he wasn't sure how to.

He reached for his phone on top of the dresser, next to his one week old son. Their eyes met, one set of brown eyes expectingly piercing through his own pair.

"I'm sorry I'm letting you wait, I just... I just need to be sure. So stop looking at me like that."

Taichi's eyes quickly moved from the baby to his phone, scrolling through the names in his contacts.

If he'd call Hikari, or Sora, they would immediately mother and scold him for not knowing "anything". They were an easy skip.

He could call Yamato, but the scenario in his head made him skip his friend faster than lightning.*

Jyou could be useful knowledge-wise, but he'd probably be in a night shift and too busy picking up.

Mimi wasn't an option either, feeling she would leave him with unuseful anecdotes about her traveling life and more questions than answers.

Takeru he felt too awkward to call and Daisuke was simply a hard no.

That left him with one last option. And even though Taichi wasn't sure about that person's knowledge regarding this specific topic, he was sure that he would help him in the best way possible.

"Taichi-san?"

Plus, the voice on the other end weirdly soothed him.

With his gaze fixed on his son's overly yellow-brownish body, Taichi started rambling.

"Koushiro, you've got to help me. What do you know about changing diapers and cleaning one week old babies after they covered themselves in their own poop?"

x x x

* The Taichi - Yamato scenario/convo I envisioned:

Y: "Oi, Taichi, why you're calling me in the middle of the night?"

T: "Why are you picking up in the middle of the night?"

Y: "... F*ck you." *hangs up*

[stardustedknuckles]

Things I learned from the burlesque and drag show tonight:

1. I need more slut clothes.

2. I'm very, very into tall women (she was introduced as 'a petite five-foot-eighteen' and if you're keeping track, that is in fact six foot six. Plus heels.)

3. Allo folks really love the anticipation of clothes coming off almost more than the clothes being off.

4. When to whoop (string undone, feather fan flicked over a body part, any time they bend over)

It was very fun and I won a 50 dollar gift card to the café that was hosting it. The friend who brought me won a vibrator. Someone confessed to having sex on their elementary school playground (as an adult) in exchange for giveaway lube. I really was hoping to win the crochet dick neck pillow.

[dhampirdreamerz]

Baby Jodio! nobody bother him, he’s watching Pink Dark Boy

[thelittlediaperidol]

Found this while thrifting! Game Boy Color case for 8 USD! I removed the strap and it fits conveniently on my belt and it’s perfect for carrying my phone and a few bits of candy 🍭 :3

I might actually use it for my game boy color one day but it makes my cell phone harder to steal than my back pocket!😇

Credit to Shibuimods for this photo ⬆️

[dl-2over]

Creators (Part 3)

[abtoddler]

[barefootbaltimore]

Local baby distraught after realizing telling their caregiver they pooped will only result in another diaper change.

[tanuandthetriplets]

Hamara Jhagda Ho Gaya!! | Challenges Of Content Creators | Triplets Vlog - 6th April’24