#did y’all know I fucking love Futurama

[geteffed]

Goodbye, sweet meatbags…

Sweetbags 🥺

[umsoheyaurora]

I had fun last night. My tears were a bit melancholic but more sweetness than sadness…I’m sure you already knew but sometimes the context may be ambiguous. Forgive me if I repeat myself, I’m only a mana-kin after all right?

I know you are hurting because as Axel Rose sang and/or wrote a whole song about ‘how much “🎵love Hurts”…..’🎵ya know he did ya, i kno u kno he did ya kno he did🎵’…hahaha………whether or not that’s the title or not you’d have to look up but its a good one and one I would put on any breakup megamix fo sho

Anywho….

I meant it when the tears welled upnin my eyes and said I didnt understand why but that I cared….for you of course….and God only knows why but I do…..but you kno that too…..’cheater’ (directly communicating with the Holy Smudgeprint Spirit Themselves…..) maybe someday I’ll get that eyePhone chip so I can too or whatever the hell else the cool kids are doing these days….Futurama had it first so technically I knew aboutnit before most of them (I think????) and we all know that is the beet kind of correct…. Laure loved being right….one time at our awesome wine and cheese journal clubs she yelled out “YESSSSSSS!!!! I knew it!!” in response to one of our pieces of Data (Dominique, Jenn, or Sam might remember something similar). Then she said “I love being, right! (she meant being proven right). She said “It’s better than SEX!!😳🫣🥹😆😂🤣😅🙃….personally I liked proving her wrong….heheh…which I did at least twice bookending my time in the lab there and my Thesis for that matter as she didn’t think deltaPK would kill melanoma cells before I did the experiment….the day after I treated them to her exacting specificstions with the appropriate controls I saw those dead fucking cells and was soooooo excited I went right to her office and told her “I think it worked.” She got up quickly from her desk in disbelief and said, “show me,” but she was already walking out the door towards the lab….behind me eager to show her of course….

So as I’m getting the cells out I’m explaining the experiment to her just as she had prescribed me to do it….I followed every last detail except maybe I did a serial dilution of the virus or she had told me that too….I cant remember….anyway she looked in the treated well first, of course, I always would too because I would always ‘ruin the surprise’ well thats where all the fun happens in an experiment in the treated well or the ‘business end of an experiment’….I think she gasped in disbelieve a bit, maybe even chuffed….”huh…or I’ll be damned (lol)…..that is most definitely classic CPE (Cytopathic Effect) right there…where are the controls…..[the next and equally as important part of any experiment as you know….[I’m saying this for the benefit of the peanut gallery side listeners and watchers tuning in ‘🎵Live and Direct…rect…rect🎵 yes yes y’all I do hear the faint reverberations of whispers in your minds or out loud as you listen to my thought’s I’m listening back….just so u all kno I kno u kno u kno I kno u kno….u kno??….amirite on that one? Check the text or not whatever you all have officially been pimped🙊🙉🙈🐵🐒🦉<insert you’ve officialy been pimped gif here later…if I ever remember…prolly not…Aurora just any xhibit you’ve officially been pimped gif…prefferably of a hot chica or to ur own preference…lol]

[von-eldritch]

Get To Know The Mun

I stole this from @hellishlyclean

Three Ships:

(Do these have to be with your character? I’ma assume that)

1. Hellsa/Vaggie (yeah you heard me, fuck Charlie lives) 2. Hellsa/Molly (if only because I love @pxppinmolly​ uwu) 3. Hellsa/Wally Wackford (I refuse to explain this one in any way actually)

Canon Ships:

1. Lumity (TOH) 2. Bean/Mora (Disenchantment, which y’all should WATCH) 3. Fry/Leela (Futurama, which I finished rewatching)

First EVER Ship:

I honestly did not give a shit about ships until I read homestuck so can I get a motherfucking hell yeah for Rose Lalonde and Kanaya Maryam???

Currently consuming:

Ice cream as a reward for getting my part of a project done :)

Last Song:

1UL by Danny L Harle (en su casa se concen)

Last Film:

I don’t watch enough movies to remember but I THINK it was The House

Currently Reading:

Mostly Void, Partially Stars by Joseph Fink and Jeffrey Crannor

Tagging:

idk whose done it yet I’ve been doing schoolwork all day so just steal it and @ me

[daveeddiggsit]

Game Time

WIDEOUT MASTERLIST

Series: WIDEOUT

Note: Well, it’s been two years since I’ve updated this series and I missed it so much. This one was a lot of fun to write. Can you tell I thirsted hard for Diggs in a football uniform? Let me know what you all think!! And let me know if you wanna be tagged in future installments! :)

Word Count: 4.6k

Pairing: Football Player!Thomas Jefferson x Reader

Warnings: nothing really. kissing, some language? football lingo

Summary: When you’re assigned to tutor Thomas Jefferson in chemistry, you find out that there’s more to him than just football. After you start dating, you attend your first football game to see him play for the first time.

Tagging: @coololdsoulpoetlove​​ @wreakhavoconmacroissantdiggs​​ @merrahonthawall​ @katierpblogg​ @thespianbooks​ @a-hopeless-fan​ @uniquelystarchildthedragon​ @wcreech​ @sabbrriiinnaa​ @imperial-martian​ @harpersmariano​ @icanneverbesatisfied​ @underthewillowtreerycb​ 

The hallway buzzes with sound and activity as you and Maria get your books out of your lockers.

As you close your locker and slip your bag on your shoulder, you can’t help but smile when you think of the events that happened this past weekend. Images of Thomas’ bright grin and his soft gaze right before and after your first kiss flash through your brain as you get lost in your thoughts.

“Y/N, are you even listening?” Maria’s voice brings you back to reality.

Your eyes snap over to her and you give her a guilty simper. “No, sorry. What were you saying? I’m listening now.”

“I was asking if you’re ready for the chem test tomorrow…” Your best friend trails off, narrowing her eyes at you, obviously suspicious of something.

“Oh uh, yeah.” You chuckle a bit nervously. “I’m always ready, M. Are you?”

“Mhm,” she starts before continuing without taking a breath, “Are you okay? I feel like there’s something up with you. You’re like… radiating this weird energy. You haven’t stopped smiling all morning. Not that it’s a bad thing, but...”

Your eyebrows scrunch together as you try to play dumb. “What do you mean? I’m not smiling now… What weird energy? I’m fine.” You say before your eyes flicker over Maria’s shoulder to see Thomas coming in your direction. Butterflies erupt in your stomach at the sight of him and against your will, that smile Maria mentioned finds its home on your face once more.

“See? There it is again.” Your best friend accuses, pointing a finger at you. Your gaze shifts back to her for a second and you shake your head, pursing your lips to force the smile that won’t go away. “Is there something you’re not telling me?”

“Um... “ You trail off before your eyes flicker over her shoulder again. Thomas catches your gaze and winks as he makes his way over.

“What are you looking at?” Maria asks before she turns around to see your boyfriend approach you two. And suddenly, she thinks she understands.

“Well, would you look at that?” She turns back to you with a smirk, her tone teasing. “It’s your beau.”

Yeah, no kidding. She doesn’t know, yet, does she?

Thomas is grinning when he reaches you and his smile is contagious. He swoops down to press his lips to your cheek sweetly before draping his arm across your shoulders.

“Reynolds.” Thomas greets Maria with a nod, smirking at her wide-eyed expression. Her realization is evident on her face as she puts one and one together.

“Jefferson.” Maria replies, sobering up before she narrows her eyes at him. Oh, she fully understands what’s going on now. 

Thomas looks away from Maria to look down at you.

“Mornin’, sweetheart.”

You look up at him, your grin unfaltering. “Hi, T.”

“Meet me at the field after school? I wanna show you something.” Thomas says, his gaze soft and smile warm.

You nod, causing his smile to widen. 

“Okay, cool.” Your boyfriend leans down to press a kiss to the crown of your head before he lets you go and takes a step back. “Alright, ladies, as much as I wanna stay, I have to go and round up the boys. Make sure they get to class on time and blah blah blah. Team captain duties. I’ll see y’all in class.”

Maria rolls her eyes before deadpanning. “Of course you have to do ‘team captain duties.’”

Thomas just shrugs. Before he can leave, you pull something out of your backpack and call out to him.

“Oh, hey, T! Wait, before you go.” He turns to you, raising his eyebrows and pursing his lips, giving you his undivided attention. “Here’s your hoodie back. Thanks for letting me borrow it on Saturday.”

The football player sends you a genuine smile. “Keep it. I want you to wear it for the game on Friday. It’ll be cold out and I want you to have some sort of school pride.”

Your jaw drops at his teasing jab. “I have school spirit!”

“Maybe I just want you wearing my hoodie, then.” He smirks before he quickly continues. “Alright, I’ll see y’all.” He waves, before he nods at the hoodie in your arms and gives you a pointed look. “That’s my favorite hoodie. I trust you with it. Keep it safe.”

You laugh and give him a mock salute. “Sir, yes, sir.”

Maria watches your encounter with her arms crossed. So when Thomas finally leaves and you turn back to her after putting the hoodie back in your bag, she gives you a look that says, “What the fuck, Y/N?”

A sheepish grin shows up on your face. “Yes?”

“You, uh… wanna tell me what the fuck just happened?”

A teacher passes by at that exact moment, reprimanding Maria on his way past. “Language, young lady.”

You both ignore him.

“Uh… yeah.” You start, walking towards class and Maria falls into step with you. “So, Thomas and I are dating now… as you probably found out.”

“You didn’t think it’d be important to disclose this information?”

“I’m sorry, M. I’ve just been stuck in my own head since it happened on Saturday and—”

“I knew it! I knew y’all weren’t just gonna study!” She exclaims, causing some students to turn their heads. She drops down to a reasonable tone before she continues. “Tell. Me. Everything.”

Her reaction causes you to laugh. “Ugh, you sound like my brother.”

“I’m basically your sister. Now, tell me everything. All the details!”

“I mean… after his practice we just went back to his house and Thomas convinced me to watch this show he’s in love with because apparently I remind him of one of the characters.”

“What show?”

“Futurama.”

“Gross.”

“Right? That’s what I thought!” You laugh before you continue. “Anyway, so I told him I’d watch one episode after he showered—”

“Ooh, spicy—”

“Not that kind of story, Maria.” You deadpan and she simpers. “So we watched the episode, and I told him it was kinda dumb and one thing led to another and next thing you know we’re…” You lower your voice, “Making out on his couch. Then he asked me, well more like told me, to be his girlfriend. I agreed. Here we are.”

“Making out? That sounds pretty spicy to me, Y/N.” She wriggles her eyebrows at you. 

“Oh my God, you’re terrible. And can you not use that word?” You groan, looking up at the ceiling in exasperation.

“No, but seriously, Y/N.” Maria says genuinely. “That’s actually really cute. I’m really happy for you guys.”

You smile at her before pulling her into a hug. “Thanks, M. Means a lot.”

She returns the hug for a few seconds before she pulls back to point a finger at you. “He breaks your heart, though, and he’s a dead man.”

“Oh, I know.” You laugh outwardly as you two head into your first class of the day. 

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“Why’d you want me to meet you here?” You ask Thomas. You enter the gated entrance to the track and football field, one of your hands intertwined with his.

“You’ll see.” He says, a small smile tugging at his lips.

“Thomas,” you groan, impatience evident in your tone. “Don’t you have practice today? You’re not gonna make me sit through another one, are you?”

Thomas laughs heartily and shakes his head. “Nah. Practice isn’t until 7 today, so we’re fine. And I thought you enjoyed the view when you watched me practice on Saturday.”

You roll your eyes and look up at him. “I did…” You trail off and his eyebrows raise slightly at your confession (though it isn’t much of a confession anymore since you two are together now). “But that doesn’t mean that I wanna come spend my free time watching a bunch of dudes run around with a ball and tackle each other while getting yelled at by Coach Washington.”

He grins at that, looking down at his shoes for a second. “Understandable. I wouldn’t wanna listen to Coach’s yellin’ in my free time either.”

You two take your first steps on the turf of the football field and Thomas leads you towards the yellow field goal post.

“Anyway, why’d you bring me to the field, T? You said you wanted to show me something?” You ask, thoroughly confused.

“Yeah, I got something in mind.” He says softly, his gaze making you feel warm. “Remember how you said that we’ve never been on an official date before? On Saturday?”

You nod in response.

“Well, this is me changing that.”

“Aw, really?” Your heart swells and he nods.

“Mhm. But first, I gotta make sure of something.”

You raise an eyebrow and Thomas’ smile turns smug.

“Alright, darlin’, what,” he begins before letting go of your hand to gesture to the area around you two, “is this area called?”

You look around briefly before you tilt your head to look at him. Narrowing your eyes, you cross your arms and deadpan. “Seriously?”

“Ahh, you thought I forgot about our little football tutoring sessions, didn’t you?” His grin is playful as he watches you with an amused gaze. “Consider this a pop quiz. You need to be prepared before Friday.”

“I thought this was supposed to be a ‘real date,’ Thomas, not another tutoring session.” The look you give him is serious, but your tone is teasing. “Also, you know we have an actual test tomorrow for Chem, right? We should be studying for that.”

“Oh, I have been, sweetheart, trust me. I studied for a few hours yesterday.”

You cock your head to the right, grinning at him, unconvinced. “Did you, really?”

“You don’t believe me?” Thomas gasps dramatically, putting a hand over his heart. “Y/N, that wounds me.”

You chuckle and shake your head at him, thinking back to when you saw the open chemistry textbook on his desk. He’s definitely telling the truth.

“I believe you, Jefferson. Just a little surprised since it’s always a drag to get you to study for that class.”

“Hey, now, I’ve gotten better over time.” He sends you a pointed look.

“Yeah, that explains why we got nothing done on Saturday.”

“You were just as distracted as I was! Don’t gimme that. I’m not the only one at fault here, missy.” He takes a step closer and towers over you, but your gaze is challenging as you look up at him.

“I mean… you’re the one who forced me to watch Futurama.” You shrug, watching him deadpan. You wonder how much further you can tease him before you rile him up. “And you are the one who kissed me first, which then led to us being unproductive for the rest of the day. So, yeah, I’d say you’re the one at fault.”

Thomas just narrows his eyes as he looks down at you. One of his hands comes down to grab hold of your waist to bring you closer to him.

“Oh, so it’s like that, huh?” He asks, his voice low in tone.

“It’s like that, T.” You say, bringing your hands up to his chest.

“Did you forget that you kissed back? Or that you kissed me the second time? I’d say it was a mutual effort, darlin’. As good of a student you think you are, you pushed back studyin’ just as much as I did.”

He’s right. You are as guilty as he is. And right now, you’re even more guilty because you’re just trying to distract him from giving you your impromptu football lesson. 

You grin at that, leaning up to bring your face closer to his. “Alright, you win. Can’t argue with that.”

“Yeah?” He smiles down at you, his nose brushing against yours.

“Yeah.” You murmur before you push yourself up on your tiptoes to press your lips to his briefly. His arms pull you closer to him as he reciprocates the kiss and deepens it by leaning down and tilting your head up to thread his fingers into your hair. Thomas pulls away suddenly and you find yourself chasing his lips as he retreats.

“Uh uh, I know what you’re doing, sweetheart.” Thomas says, short of breath but grinning at the same time. “You think you’re slick, but I know exactly what you’re up to.”

“What am I up to, Thomas?” Your hands slide down his chest and arms until you lace your fingers with his once more.

He gives you a knowing look. “You’re tryin’ to get outta this tutoring session, but I’m not havin’ it.”

You send him an innocent simper. “Guilty.”

Thomas just chuckles and pecks you on the lips. “I forgive you.”

He then leads you a few feet forward until you're standing in the middle of the painted ‘Panther’ letters in the end zone. “Alright, let’s try this one more time. What is this area called?”

You sigh and look around, taking a second to think. Thomas watches you intently as you rack your brain for the answer. “Um… the end zone?”

A bright grin spreads across Thomas’ face as he beams with pride. “That’s it! You’re so smart, baby.”

You can’t help but smile at his praise as you two start walking again, this time towards center field. He points to the goal line as you walk over it. “When the ball crosses this line, it’s a touchdown, meaning that the team has scored. So, when I cross this line, you better be cheering on the sideline.”

You raise an eyebrow at him. “When you cross this line?”

“Yes.” He says, an aura of pretentiousness surrounding him. “Oh, it’ll happen, sweetheart.”

You breath out a laugh, rolling your eyes at him. “You’re so cocky sometimes.”

“Hey, I prefer the word ‘confident’.”

You shake your head, biting your lip in amusement.

You two walk for a bit longer and your heartbeat quickens when you see a beautiful picnic set up in the middle of the huge Panther logo at center field. Your eyes widen in surprise as you look up at Thomas and he’s smiling genuinely at you, one of the smiles that make the corners of his eyes crinkle. And just like that the butterflies are back.

“You did this for me?” You ask, feeling elated.

“I had some help from the guys.” He explains softly. “They went out to pick up the food during their free period.”

You make a mental note to thank James and Aaron later.

“Thomas, this is the sweetest thing anyone’s ever done for me.” Your voice is quiet as you look at the picnic (take out from the Thai place you went to a couple months back lies in the middle of the blanket). “Seriously, thank you, T.”

Thomas grins as you lean up to kiss him once more.

“Let’s eat, yeah?” He says before you both go to sit down and open your take out boxes.

After all the food is gone, you just lay on the blanket with Thomas and watch the clouds go by. You can’t stop thinking about how normal everything feels with your boyfriend. You haven’t been together for more than a few days, but it feels like you’ve known each other for years. You’ve never experienced this amount of closeness or intimacy with someone… and it feels so… natural.

“Hey, T?” You ask, voice quiet as you sit up with your legs crossed under you.

“Hmm?” Thomas hums, eyes closed, still laying down. His arm extends out towards you and you take his hand in both of yours. You busy yourself by lightly running your fingers over the lines and grooves of his larger hand.

“You know how you have a secret handshake with James? And the rest of your teammates?”

“Mhm, why?” He asks, opening his eyes to glance over at you. His hand clasps around one of yours and his thumb caresses the top of it.

“We should have one, too.”

Your boyfriend grins at that. “You serious?”

You nod and shrug. “Yeah, it’d be cool.”

“Okay.” He moves to sit up so that he’s right across from you, your hand still in his. “Let’s see what we can come up with.”

You spend the next 20 minutes going through different hand motions and taps to figure out which one would be the best for you two. Both of you look like you’re having a blast creating it.

“Alright, alright, I think we’ve got something here.” Thomas says. “Let’s do it slowly.”

You nod and you extend your hand out to meet his. Your palms meet sideways, then the backs of your hands touch before you tap your palms together again twice. Then, your hands move up to the sides of Thomas’ head to touch his forehead to yours.

You both are grinning as you pull back.

“I think that’s it, T.”

He laughs before leaning forward to kiss you on the nose.

“Can’t wait to do it on game day.”

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It’s finally Friday. After a long week of waiting, game day has finally come.

When you and Maria arrive at the football field, the bleachers aren’t completely filled yet and both teams are warming up and stretching on the turf. You follow Maria to the sidelines so that she can start setting up. While she unpacks her camera, your eyes scan the field for a certain athlete whose jersey number happens to be 14.

You spot Thomas stretching in the middle of the field as he talks to James and Aaron. It’s the first time you see him in uniform and you have to admit… he looks hot. His helmet is off, so you can see the black lines drawn under his eyes along with the headband that spans across his forehead, holding his hair out of his face. His purple jersey hugs his form tightly, making his athletic form way more prominent than usual. On top of that, he seems to have pulled up the bottom of his jersey to reveal his abs as he stretches out. You can’t say you’re surprised to see Thomas Jefferson working out in a crop top.

Thomas seems to be speaking when James looks over in your direction and waves, causing you to wave back. He then says something to Thomas and nods in your direction, bringing your boyfriend’s attention to you. Thomas grins when he sees you, dismisses himself from his teammates, and runs over to you after picking up his helmet to carry it with him.

“Ladies, good to see you.” Your boyfriend greets the both of you as he puts his helmet on the ground. “Maria, nice to see you shooting again. Y/N, it’s great seeing you finally come to a game. Nice hoodie, by the way.” He says, sending you a wink, which causes you to blush.

“Mhm…” Maria hums, distracted by building her camera up and checking all the settings.

“Happy to cheer you on, T. It’s weird seeing you in uniform.” You grin, looking him up and down while biting your lip.

“What’d’ya think, sweetheart? How do I look?” Thomas asks, blue-steeling as if he’s posing for a magazine cover. His gloved hands gesture down his body, highlighting his form like he’s a show girl.

“Like a football player.” You laugh loudly at his antics and bite your lip while he grins at you. “But very handsome, T. I’m loving all the purple. The sleeve is a nice touch, too.”

He chuckles and poses by putting a hand on his hip dramatically, accentuating the purple sleeve on his right arm that hugs his toned bicep. “Yeah? You like it?”

And at that moment, Thomas’ teammates interrupt by yelling in the distance.

“Yeah, Jefferson! Get it!” Burr shouts, causing the football players around him to laugh along and follow along with his teases.

“Strut yo’ stuff!”

“Work it, TJeffs! Show us what you got, pretty boy!” James yells, pretending to take pictures of him like he’s a photographer at a fashion show. Thomas continues to dance around and strut like he’s a supermodel walking on a runway. Meanwhile, Maria is rolling her eyes by your side while you grin and shake your head at Thomas’ and his teammates’ tomfoolery.

Thomas keeps strutting and dancing for a little longer before he stops and shakes his head, laughing at himself.

“Alright, darlin’, I gotta get back.” He says, grabbing his helmet off the ground. He reaches his hand out and you extend yours to do your special handshake like you practiced the other day. 

“Good luck, T.” You say, tapping your hand against his twice. “Kill it out there.” Thomas leans his forehead down to press against yours to complete the handshake. 

“Oh I will, baby, trust me.” He says before winking and leaning in to give you a quick peck on the lips. Then, he starts backing away from you and slips his helmet on. “Panther Pride, remember?” You nod, grabbing and ruffling your (Thomas’) purple Panther Football hoodie. He gives you a quick salute before he turns around to run and warm up with his teammates.

“Y’all are too damn much…” Maria mutters as she changes the lens on her camera.

You pout at her words. The last thing you want is to become one of those annoying clingy couples that make out in the hallways between every class. “Are we really?”

She just looks up at you and smiles softly. It eases your feelings a bit. “A bit too much… but it’s cute. I think you guys are good for each other.”

You give her a shy grin and glance over at Thomas in the near-distance with his back turned to you who seems to be in the zone as he talks to his coach. He (unfortunately) pulls down his jersey so it covers his abs. Probably for game regulation purposes.

“Thanks, Maria.”

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The game has been going back and forth since kickoff. While your team is the first to score in the first quarter, the other team quickly retaliates with a touchdown of their own to even the score. The frustration shown on Coach Washington’s face and through his body language grows more evident as the game goes on.

Right after halftime, the Panthers get a lucky break and Thomas catches a touchdown pass, putting you up by one point. It’s the first time you’ve seen him score, and he knows that, so you’re extremely ecstatic and a sense of pride fills you up. He celebrates in the end zone by dancing with his teammates hitting his helmet and jumping up and down around him. When they break away and Thomas goes running back to the sideline, he blows a kiss in your direction which makes you grin.

That happy moment doesn’t last long, however, because the Beavers come right back with a touchdown of their own, which puts them in the lead once more. After that, the scoreboard goes dry with neither team scoring for a great chunk of time.

The stakes are high. It’s a playoff game, which means that the bleachers for both the Home and Away sides of the stadium are full with fans. The stadium roars with supporters for each side. Everyone seems to be in their zone.

Maria, while she’d left you occasionally throughout the game to get a certain shot of a player or staff member, is beside you, shooting consistently and concentrating on the play that is about to happen. You look for Thomas who is on the field in a huddle with his teammates fulfilling his role as team captain. It seems that he’s hyping them up and giving them a motivational speech so they can close out the game and come out on top.

There are 13 seconds left in the 4th quarter. The Panthers are down by one and Coach Washington is yelling a play into the mic on his headset. The huddle around Thomas breaks and the players all go to line up at the line of scrimmage at center field.

You can’t help but watch Thomas as he moves. Your eyes have been on him all night; he’s the reason why you’re there, anyway. He’s the only reason why you learned the rules of football in the first place. It’s also a plus that he looks extremely attractive in all his glory: muscles and talent and all. It isn’t until now that you understand all of the stigma and hype around him at school; he’s great at what he does, and it’s no wonder why he’s so highly regarded as an athlete at your school.

After a few moments of quiet, the ball snaps and all the players on the field go into motion. Thomas takes off quickly from his initial position at the line of scrimmage and runs towards the end zone while trying to juke his defender. The quarterback throws the ball in Thomas’ direction and he is able to create just enough space between him and his defender to catch the ball, causing you along with the Home crowd to go wild.

He sprints it back to the end zone with his defender hot on his heels. The defender tackles him, but it’s too late. Thomas has already gotten the ball past the goal line, signifying that the Panthers have won the game.

For a moment, you’re worried that he’d gotten hurt while tackled, but he’s up and celebrating by spiking the football in no time.

“We won!” Maria says beside you before she turns her camera to capture the team’s reactions and celebrations on the field.

“We won!” You echo and you find that it’s the first time you’ve been truly excited about a sports win. You know how much this means to Thomas, and because of that, it means a lot to you, too.

Thomas’ teammates surround him in the end zone jumping up around him and pushing him around excitedly. He chest bumps and touches helmets with James and a few more of his teammates before the two teams line up to shake hands. After Coach Washington congratulates him, he starts to run over to you. 

You find yourself growing more and more excited the closer he gets and when he reaches you, you’re grinning wide. You push up his helmet to expose his face and you both lean in for a celebratory kiss. You hear Maria’s camera click beside you as you both smile against one another. 

“Proud of you, T.” You murmur when you pull back. Thomas looks like he wants to go in for another kiss, but his teammates interrupt by crowding around him from behind.

“You girls may wanna get away from here because Jefferson here is about to get drenched with Gatorade.” Burr warns you and Maria.

You both nod and back away from the scene and you mouth, “see you in a bit,” to Thomas. He nods before going to celebrate with his teammates.

When you and Maria get a safe distance away, Maria looks through the photos on her camera.

“Aw, you guys are adorable. That’s definitely going in the yearbook.” She says before tilting the camera so you can see a nice photo of you and Thomas kissing with his teammates excited about the playoff win in the background. You flush at seeing the image.

“Maria…” You trail off, your jaw slack from amazement. “That picture is amazing. My best friend is so talented.”

“Aw, thank you, girl.” She says, giving you a hug. “I’m just happy you’re happy.”

You smile before looking back at Thomas once more. He looks like he’s having the time of his life with his teammates and as he’s getting drenched with water and Gatorade, his gaze catches yours and you feel your heart soar when his grin seems to brighten (if that’s even possible) at the sight of you.

You are happy. He makes you happy.

[feifiefofum]

anti sjw star trek fans

what the hell’s going on? like, are you getting the same message from the show that i’m watching?

like, star trek has always been an sjw show. if not outright on the left, definitely left leaning. always has been. where do you get the idea that they were ever on the right wing conservative side?

was it the space communism/socialism that made you think it was on your side?post scarcity society? ferengi were called a ‘young race’ and ‘foolish’. if you missed it, ferengis represented capitalism.

was it the fact that it has always been anti-war? the federation, the big military of the show is constantly all about, what was it again? exploration, meeting new life forms, building bridges. 

y’know, kinda the opposite direction that the right wing’s all about.

when racism was still fashionable, they put an interracial kiss on air. when global warming was still being covered up by big oil, they criticized the short sighted nature of their own federation to make a point.

in the tng era, there had been female admirals. in case you military otakus can’t figure it out, they outrank your precious picard, who’s a captain.

star trek has always tried to be on the leading edge of social discussion points. the thing with discovery and the klingons? allegory for terfs and feminism.

don’t believe me? unifying voice calling for social change in a people, the message is co-opted and used instead to cause harm and distort the original message of the founder of said movement, leading to a split where those who called for unity now have to regain control of the movement. sounds like a social issue to me.

second season’s a little easier with the whole surveillance state thing and losing control of an empire/republic/federation to said secret spy organization with no oversight. also a side-eye at out of control AI.

picard is so easy, i shouldn’t even have to go into it. fear of the unknown, leading to persecution, leading to a glorious backhand across the face of bigotry. self fulfilling prophecies and all that. you hate them, they’ll hate you right back.

and then there are some y’all complaining about how ‘it don’t make sense for spock to have a secret sister’. completely forgetting the fact that until his parents came onboard the enterprise, james didn’t even know they were spock’s parents. 

y’know, his bestest space husband. who i’m sure he tells everything to. including the fact that he was engaged to some vulcan broad. who tried to orchestrate his death so she won’t have to marry him. y’know that talkative bastard.

and i’m hearing some rumblings in some corners of the fandom, that picard don’t make sense. if the romulan homeworld was destroyed, where’d they get all them warbirds? forgetting the fact that spock created a fucking blackhole and traveled back in time. forgetting that this solution was the experimental wacky science kind so you’d want to evacuate just in case this don’t pan out. forgetting that a supernova could affect lightyears worth of a sector. remember that futurama episode where a star went supernova and there was that throwaway line about billions suffering but at the right distance, the radiation acted as a ‘love ray’? remember science? 

but where’d they get them warbirds? if my mentioning the fact that spock curtailed the worst of it didn’t patch the plothole for you, and the fact that they also had access to a friggin’ borg cube along with said tech goodies to go with it, well, i’m sorry, but you can’t extrapolate for shit.

look, picard tells us that no society just breaks past bigotry and fear and stays enlightened forever. it warns us that we can’t be complacent, that we can backslide as a society and be every bit as unsightly as we are today.

and frankly, i think that’s a pretty good point. 

discovery told us to 1) the logical route (shoot first and survive) may not be the morally right route and 2) complacency and feeding our personal information to big data is not a good idea. season 1 did it better, but the first episode just puts out the thesis. should we be moral always or morally flexible? captain georgiou (goddess, ephemeral, phenomenal, perfection, please step on me) says we should stick to our guns, always. burnham says, uh, not if it gets us killed. by the last episode, michael comes around to phillippa’s way of thinking and thus graduates to the mindset of the usual captains of starfleet that the audience sees.

basically those that hate burnham could probably learn a thing or two from her. about learning a thing or two. because i have to spell it out for you. honestly, i have no faith in your lots ability to read between the lines.

also, why you hatin’? it’s so rude? like, she’s too vulcan, and she’s not vulcan enough. like completely forgetting her backstory where she’s raised by human parents for a good ten years. then a vulcan education. of course it’s going to be a bit of mish mash of both cultures. and are we really forgetting the fact that vulcans are hardcore emos that said ‘yo, that’s embarrassing, let’s be logical and shit’. like pretty sure that’s mentioned in tos, tng, ds9, voy, ent, and dsc. like, smooth waters have hidden depths. 

i seem to have lost the thread of this, but star trek has always been about that sjw juice. do they show side titty to distract the right from the sjw agenda? hell the fuck yes, from tos to seven of nine, to captain georgiou (again, goddess, step on me, don’t even care if it’s former empress georgiou, either or-) star trek has always been about anti-bigotry, equality and putting women on the bridge of a fucking starship, from uhura, to janeway to michael fucking burnham. try to point at any episode that’s supposedly right wing, and you’ll probably just see a nazi getting punched instead.

[boyjadzia]

cut scene, feel free to skip

i got tagged by @gaybluecolson in this ask meme so here i go o.0

frules: answer the 11 questions asked by the person who tagged you, make up 11 new questions of your own and tag 11 people

(why is it frules? abi did you do that? was it like that originally? oy vey)

rec me one piece of gay media

abi you know i live under a rock and watch the same 3 tv shows over and over everything I’ve ever seen you’ve probably seen too. with me.

ummm recently i read this yaoi manga about this couple where one guy has a tiger head? and he pretends to be a masked wrestler but it’s not really a mask that’s his actual face but the other guy is a furry so he’s really into it. I read it for the absurdity value and because multiple people linked it to me, despite being neither a fan of yaoi nor a furry. i don’t have to justify my actions.

favorite fun science fact

did you know that if you implant human stem cells (generally adult cells where stem cell-like characteristics have been induced artificially, since using human embryonic stem cells is considered unethical) under the skin of immunocompromised mice, they differentiate into tumor-looking things called teratomas that contain p much all major tissue types? the wildest part to me is if you get enough cardiac muscle cells together, they actually generate electrical signals and start to beat like a heart. it’s crazy!!!

tell me about your favorite teacher from primary/elementary school

I actually didn’t like most of them, I was considered a “problem child” so they treated me accordingly. There was one guy, my 2nd grade teacher, who would play the guitar and sing songs for us and that was how I learned “blue moon” and “like a rolling stone” at age 7, he was alright.

most embarrassing teenage obsession

ugh I was super into futurama when I was like 13 and could recite every line from the first 4 seasons from memory and I’m so glad rick and morty hadn’t come out yet because I probably would’ve been an even more embarrassing teen edgelord about that

most recently watched movie, and was it good

oh god i don’t remember, I think it might actually have been when I showed Han the room.... dear lord....

one song you’d wipe off the planet earth

I could probably come up with something better if I thought about it longer but I absolutely loathe “shut up and dance” by walk the moon, it’s like they distilled the entire manic pixie dream girl trope into a 3 minute song

(also there’s apparently a kidz bop version which makes it extra cursed)

what’s on your key ring?

I have two key rings, one for chicago and one for new york, and the chicago one is literally just my keys (boring, I know). new york is keys + expired library card tabs from high school + bottle opener from sciencepalooza

earbuds or headphones?

neither I actually hate sticking things in or on my ears, it fucks with the pressure too much (recording studio sessions in high school were Hell)

instrumental music or music with lyrics when you’re working?

usually neither because of the aforementioned aversion to headphones, but if I’m like at home doing the dishes or something I usually listen to stuff with lyrics

favorite dessert?

iced cream

what’s your favorite thing about yourself?

hmm well y’all know I have been through some shitty situations in my life, so I think my ability to handle myself in difficult situations and maintain a somewhat optimistic outlook or at least a recovery-oriented mindset is pretty important to who i am and I’m proud of it. also my ability to put my own shit to the side when dealing with kids.

ok uhh questions here goes:

what’s your favorite animal (as distinct from your fursona)?

how old were you when you first felt like someone else truly loved you?

how do you feel about clowns?

what’s the lamest thing about you?

FMK with any three people you want but they have to be thematically related

pettiest grudge you've ever held or currently hold against someone you’re still on friendly terms with

if you could make your skin any non-human color (i.e. purple, green, etc), would you? which one?

did you play the sims as a child and if so, what was your style of play?

what’s your favorite source of protein?

what’s the most uncomfortable experience you’ve had watching a movie?

what’s objectively the most superior type of soda?

tagging: @transmlmmollymauk @itswearingourvintagemisery @diylycanthropy @lesdienne @lesbianamyrose @borzboy @falsetribunal @synthdicks @jewcoded @reaperscience @shinelikeastarlight

[elegantmoonchild]

I was tagged by @dawn-to-dusk-already! Thank you for letting me join in!!!

last (1-5) drink - diet coke

phone call - my mom

text msg - “Haha, he’s great for keeping you motivated! Though his frequent stops don’t help” -- referring to my dog, who bosses my neighbor around when she walks him

song you listened to - “So It Goes” by Taylor Swift

time you cried - a few nights ago? Shit, I can’t remember. Probably sometime recently because I cry quite frequently, especially when I’m frustrated.

ever..? (6-11) dated someone twice - yes

ever kissed someone and regretted it - yes

been cheated on - Kind of? Dating is weird, y’all

lost some1 special - yes

been depressed - yes

gotten drunk/thrown up - lol YES fav colors (12-14) Red!!! And I enjoy various shades of green as well and some blue

in the last yr have you.. (15-21) made new friends/ mutuals - yes!

fallen out of love - no

laughed until you cried - Probably!

found out some1 was talking about you - It’s not hard for me to figure out

met some1 who changed you - yes :)

kissed some1 on your FB friends’ list - nope

general (22-51) how many of your FB friends do you know irl - pretty much all of them. I don’t add anyone I’ve never met unless they’re distant cousins

you have any pets - yes!

do you want to change your name - nah, I’m pretty satisfied

what did you do for your prev. birthday - my traditional private karaoke room party and a little get together at my house

what time did you wake up today - 2:33 pm (I work night shift)

what were you doing @ midnight last night - probably helping someone to the restroom (I’m a nurse)

what is something you can’t wait for - transferring to my new unit!

what’re you listening to atm - the sound of this ancient keyboard clicking

have you ever talked to a person named Tom - yep! one of my best friends

something that’s getting on your nerves - short staffing 

most visited site - Currently? Tumblr. Or AO3

hair color - dirty blonde ;)

long/ short hair - long. I’ve got mermaid hair

do you have a crush on some1 - not really. Do celebrities count? (looking at you, Jordan Connor)

what do you like abt yourself - I mean what I say and when I care about somebody, I mean it

want any piercings - not really

blood type - shit, I ain’t tellin’ you!

nicknames - Sam or Sami-chan (an old nickname from a friend)

relationship status - single as they fucking come

zodiac - Cancer and proud

pronoun(s) - She

fav tv/ on-air shows - Oh, Riverdale

tattoos? - Yep! One on my wrist, more coming soon

rightie or leftie - Rightie tighty

ever had surgery - Yep

piercings - On my ears

sports - I’ve done soccer, softball, hockey, boxing, basketball, swimming, and the list continues

vacation - Let me go back to Ireland, please

trainers - As in my shoes? Black nursing shoes more general (52-58) eating - I had a big ol’ salad earlier... and a brownie... whoops

drinking - I wish I was drinking coffee

i’m about to watch - Futurama as I go to bed

waiting for - bedtime, my shift to be over

want - a partner, some sex, more money

get married - I’d like to

career - I have the career I want :)

which is better (59-65) hugs/kisses - Kisses

lips/eyes - Eyes

shorter/taller - I like ‘em tall, but I’m a shorty

older/younger - I prefer older

nice arms/ stomach - I really don’t give a shit, but firm arms are nice ;)

hookup/relationship - Oh, relationship totally

troublemaker/hesitant - Wtf does this mean? have you ever (66-75) kissed a stranger - yes

drank hard liquor - yes 

lost glasses - i lost my ex’s expensive Raybans

turned someone down - yes

sex on 1st date - yep

broken a heart - probably, and I feel like crude about it

had your heart broken - oh hell yes, loads of times

been arrested - nope

cried when some1 died - yes

fallen for a friend - oh yes...

do you believe in.. (76-81) yourself - ultimately, yes

miracles - yep, I see them all the time

love @ first sight - yes

santa clause - I believe in the spirit of Santa Claus and the spirit of giving

kiss on a 1st date - Yep

angels - Yes

other (82-85) best friend’s name - she’d kill me if I put it on here

eye color - green

fav movie - Forrest Gump, Bridget Jones’ Diary

fav actor - Tom Hanks

Imma tag @fangfogartys @sweetspea @ephemeral-existences @strix @dreamer757 @kristinadavidovna @mayberrry101 @bythesulfur-andthesea

[choisgirls]

This sounded cute to me, but idk. Mc moving in with rfa+V+saeran? Like getting a house or apartment together. (or in jumin's case a giant ass penthouse, smh rich people)

A/N: I just wow i loVE THIS okay thank you ~Admin 404

Smh rich people indeed (i had way too much fun with V and i had to stop myself from going on and on) ~ Admin 626

*YOOSUNG:-I think the two of you would end up with a small apartment to start out! Move up to a house a while after he starts his career-Your living room is only part living room. Everyone has to fight each other to sit on the couch when they visit-It’s only part living room because y’all spoil Lisa to no eND so there’s a huge cat tree and a ton of cat play houses jumin approves and actually gets a few of the playhouses for y’all-Sure you could have made that extra room a cat room but???? No???-Game room????-IT’S LITERALLY THE BEST ROOM IN Y’ALLS APARTMENT it’s decked out in all of your nerdy-gaming related things (figures, posters, games themselves) and seriously it’s just pride and joy nerd-Your bedroom is overrun with plushies, neither of you can really tell whose is whose anymore-He makes you breakfast every day! The first day, he tried to bring it to you in bed but that was a disaster when he tripped over the plushies and you woke up with an omelette on your face-Y’alls apartment is covered in cute things- stickers are everywhere, homemade gifts and decorations, and it just looks kinda like pinterest threw up in the apartment-Your kitchenware is SO CUTE like your ladle is nessie, your measuring cups are whale shapes, and he has these cartoon cups that he tried hiding from you but they’re just so cute you can’t help yourself

*JUMIN:-Y’all didn’t have to get a new place, he just moved you into his penthouse i mean didn’t he already in his route, LMAO-But anything you want, he will get it for you-He has a lot more cat shaped things than you originally thought though-Like cat shaped bowls, has a few coffee mugs with cats on them, things like that-NOW THAT Y’ALL LIVE TOGETHER YOU GET TO SEE THOSE SWEAT PANTS HE’S TALKED ABOUT, HALLELUJAH-He gives you complete control of decorating but it’s like??? Jumin I wanted to do this together???-So he helps pick out throw pillows, new art pieces, anything you ask him to do-The one thing he requires is a tON OF PICTURES OF THE TWO OF YOU-FRAMED, HANGING, EVERYWHERE-Seriously there’s a painting of the two of you plus Elizabeth hanging up in the house but at least it’s adorable

*SAEYOUNG:-Also just moves you into his house- i mean why not, it’s big enough-IT’S LIKE LIVING WITH YOUR BEST FRIEND BECAUSE HE’S SUCH A FUCKING DORK-Y’all don’t even sleep in your bed for like the first week, you two are having pillow forts in the living room-You can have a room to yourself, for whatever you’re passionate about. Gaming? He has a room for that, he’ll share. Art? Room for you. A room dedicated to your favourite figurines from your favourite games or shows? He’ll have to get you a separate room he isn’t sharing his-He’s got plates that are planets and they’re AMAZING y’all i almost bought some the other day omg-But he’s such a brat, like he plays pranks on you to wake you up-You’ve woken up to whipped cream in the face more times than you can count but you’ve also woken him up with cold water soooo-No item in the house is safe from you two “playing” if you catch my drift wink wonk-Saeran hates both of you so much

*SAERAN:-Definitely not used to having you actually live with him-You walked in the bathroom while he was in the shower and you never knew that he could scream so high pitched-Black out curtains throughout the house because???? The sunlight sucks-He’s actually lowkey really cute and likes to put pictures of the two of you in frames and just put them on bookshelves or hang them up-But then he like denies that he puts them up??? “Idk how it got there, it looks terrible” uh yeah okay-YOUR KITCHEN IS THE MOST DECKED OUT ROOM because the two of you actually really like to cook and it’s a bonding thing -Otherwise, your bedroom is decked out with the comfiest bed, blankets, and coolest TV because MOVIE MARATHONS-Every time you buy some cute little ceramic animals you can’t find it ten minutes later. He hides them in various places because he hates them-Actually really loves the idea of painting the ceiling like the sky with some clouds but only in the bedroom, the rest of the house cannot deal with that-The two of you pick out everything together! Everything has nice neutral tones,everything goes together perfectly (just like the two of you aw cuties)

*ZEN- with zen, it wasn’t a slow move in where u just kinda leftthings at his house and things slowly collected over time- nah that’s not Zen’s style- of course he would make a big deal about you moving in- “mC YOU CAN’T STAY OVER WHAT WILL PEOPLE THINK OF US”- “Zen we’ve already done the diddly do, what r u ashamedof”- honestly ur lucky he didn’t make y’all wait til after youguys got married- but it’s worth the wait!!!- Zen completely redid his place just for you - he denies the fact that jumin helped him but u knowjumin did- it’s so cute!!!- piCTURES OF U EVERYWHERE- the kitchen has a whole lot of sweet things bc he knows ulove sweets-there’s a sex swing in his bedroom- Seeing Zen in sweats??? H O T- Zen sees in ur pajamas? He suddenly has to go shower???- Poor you gets roped into Zen’s workouts- he claims it’s ur fault since ur sweets are fattening himup-  living with him issuper peaceful tho???- he has self care days??? Who does that???- face masks, bubble baths with candles, treats himself tomani pedis- and he takes such good care of you!- because of him, you eat more healthy! The sweets aretreats okay- and because of you, zen becomes a little more lowkeybecause you can’t always handle his dramatic ass everyone in the group chatkisses ur feet for that- You two brought out the best in each other  *JAEHEE- honestly her apartment is the tiniest thing in the world- like you know the episode of Futurama where Fry moves inwith Bender?- yeah, that small- you guys end up finding a super cute apartment!!!- it is on the smaller side but it’s super cozy- flowers everywhere!!! You want the place bright for whenJaehee comes home from work - y’all have too many pillows on your bed and sofas but it’SWORTH IT- there’s a little reading nook you guys managed to create!- also, all the RFA hoes come over all the time- no matter what u guys do, u can’t stop it- one time you couldn’t get rid of Saeyoung for weeksbecause Jaehee figured out DIY Honey Buddha chips- as much as you two protest, one day futons magicallyappeared on the floor for them- Jaehee is the sweetest roommate!!!- she always leaves u little notes everywhere to let u knowshe loves you- she folds down the page corners of store catalogues if shethinks you’d like them- and she always somehow has a cup of coffee ready for youwhenever u need it???- she’s a magician- and you always makes sure she eats and rests enough  *V- You guys get a house together!- You needed a room for work and he needed a room for hisart, so an apartment was definitely out of the question- you love decorating the house with him???- hE MAKES EVERYTHING SO CUTE- He hung up Christmas lights in your room! Who does that!V’s hipster ass, that’s who- Polaroids and other pictures eVERYWHERE- and of course this guys gets a record player- he puts it in the kitchen and he dances with you in thekitchen when you two cook together- actually he just dances with you when he can, music or not- you guys end up having a mini library because V is superinto learning about other cultures??? He has books on everything u can name- he ends up taking u out like every week for aestheticpics, you cant get out of it no matter what- sometimes he makes you get up to watch the sunrise withhim- it’s okay tho, u get back at him with a nERF WAR- and sometimes you use a marshmallow shooter against himrandomly- “hey mc have u seen m-“- “have U SEEN BOFA DEEZ NUTS”- he just stands there getting hit by marshmallow as hestares off into the distance- think of the scene from parks and rec when Andy shoots Benwith marshmallows- honestly u two are so cute and silly together, and all isright in the world

[ahs-foodie]

85 Questions Tag

Rules: answer these 85 statements & tag 20 people. (Nah, just gonna tag a small handful and hope they don’t mind, heh.)

Tagged by @midgetman82 The last: 1. drink: iced green tea 2. phone call: mom 3. text message: ali 4. song: control movement by Gesaffelstein 5. time you cried: lol last night

Have you ever: 6. dated someone twice: no 7. kissed someone and regretted it: no 8. been cheated on: no 9. lost someone special: no 10. been depressed: lol currently a hodgepodge of mental illness 11. gotten drunk and thrown up: no Favorite colors: 12. red 13. black 14. green 15: purple 16: uh In the last year have you: 17. laughed until you cried: 2 days ago 18. found out someone was talking about you: kinda but not in a bad way 19. met someone who changed you: ye 20. found out who your friends are: ye 21. kissed someone on your facebook list: i mean i guess 22. made friends: ye 23. fallen out of love: nah General: 25. what did you do for your last birthday: went to las vegas lmfao 26. how many of your facebook friends do you know in real life: all of them lol except 3 27. do you have any pets: 2 cats 28. what time did you wake up: some time around 10 29. what were you doing at midnight last night: crying lol 30. name something you can’t wait for: death lol 31: what are you listening to right now: my cat meowing at me bc i’m not feeding her 32: have you ever talked to a person named tom: ye 33: something that’s getting on your nerves: myself  34. do you want to change your name: no 35. hair colour: black 36. long or short hair: short-ish 37. piercings: no 38. tattoos: not yet!! 39. blood type: idk 40. nicknames: nerd, NERDO, “best dad ever” 41. relationship status: <3<3<3 gf <3<3<3 42. zodiac: capricorn 43. pronouns: he/him 44. most visited website: fuckin google 45. right or left handed: right 46. surgeries: 1 47. sports: lately ive been keeping up with tennis but that’s my mom’s fault 48. favorite tv show: rn i’m binge watching futurama 49. vacations: i like going into nature. i used to do a lot of theme park trips but i’ve lost interest 50. sneakers: do vans count More general: 52. eating: yes 53. fave drink: lol i like water 54. what are you up to: im dying and trying to finish a photojob 55. waiting for: DEATH TO COME AND TAKE ME AWAY 56. want: to be relaxed and have a more grounded photography career 57. get married: some day? 58. career: photography

Which is better: 60. hugs or kisses: i love hugs 61. lips or eyes: hmm idk 62. shorter or taller: i like being the tall one but i don’t care 63. older or younger: based on my history of crushes/relationships, OLDER LOL 64. nice arms or stomach: arms 65. hook up or relationship: hmm 66. troublemaker or hesitant: troublemaker lmao Have you ever: 67. kissed a stranger: no 68. drank hard liquor: does vodka count 69. lost glasses/contacts: whomst 70. turned someone down: ye 71. sex on the first date: no 72. broken someone’s heart: yeah oops 73. had your heart broken: lol yea but i was stupid 74. been arrested: had a small run-in with the police once 75. cried when someone died: my great aunt died a tragic death but i didn’t know her that well so no 76. fallen for a friend: ....... Do you believe in: 77. yourself: absolutely not but i fake it 78. miracles: sometimes? 79. love at first sight: no 80. santa claus: whomst 81. kiss on the first date: idk it’s different for everyone 82. angels: they’re a baseball team Other: 83. current best friend’s name(s): idk if they want me naming them but they know who they are 84. eye color: Brown 85. favorite movie: y’all i fucking love Hidden Figures that movie was GREAT

[ravenstaag]

tagged by: @shrek2isgreat

tagging: Any one of y’all who wants to do this. Say I tagged you.

Putting this under a cut because it’s Long.

THE LAST: 

1. drink: Water. 

2. phone call: What’s a phone call. 

3. text message: Clover, about Things. 

4. song you listened to: This happens every time, but it was Rag Doll by Aerosmith. I promise I listen to other things. 

5. time you cried: I don’t remember.

HAVE YOU: 

6. dated someone twice: No.

7. kissed someone and regretted it: Sort of.

8. been cheated on: It’s complicated.

9. lost someone special: Yes.

10. been depressed: That’s a solid Heck Yeah.

11. gotten drunk and thrown up: No.

LIST 3 FAVORITE COLORS: 

12-14: Red, black, and gold.

IN THE LAST YEAR HAVE YOU: 

15. made new friends: You’re gotdamn right, I did.

16. fallen out of love: No.

17. laughed until you cried: Yell Heah.

18. found out someone was talking about you: Yeah, but not in a bad way. 

19. met someone who changed you: Sort of?

20. found out who your friends are: I already knew.

21. kissed someone on your facebook list: What’s a Facebook.

GENERAL: 

22. how many of your facebook friends do you know in real life: I still don’t know what a Facebook is.

23. do you have any pets: No. :<

24. do you want to change your name: Yeah.

25. what did you do for your last birthday: HHHHHHHHHI don’t remember. 

26. what time did you wake up: 11am.

27. what were you doing at midnight last night: Getting bullied by a firehose in GTA.

28. name something you can’t wait for: Comic Con.

29. when was the last time you saw your mom: One whole minute ago.

30. what is one thing you wish you could change in your life: More financial stability.

31. what are you listening right now: Music.

32. have you ever talked to a person named tom: No, but I’ve been in the presence of one.

33. something that is getting on your nerves: Not much.

34. most visited website: Probably YouTube.

LOST QUESTIONS: (I JUST PUT IN RANDOM INFO ABOUT ME): 

35. mole/s: A few.

36. mark/s: Scars.

37. childhood dream: To be happy.

38. hair color: Brown, except for this one platinum blond strand right in the front. 

39. long or short hair: Short.

40. do you have a crush on someone: That’s for me to know and them to also know.

41. what do you like about you: I fight.

43. bloodtype: O something. What happened to Q42?

44. nickname: Fox and Fucker.

45. relationship status: A mystery.

46. zodiac: Aries. 

47. pronouns: They/them and he/him currently.

48. favorite TV Show: Archer, South Park, Hannibal, Futurama, It’s Always Sunny.

49. tattoos: Not yet.

50. right or left hand: Right.

51. surgery: Never.

52. hair dyed in different color: One time I dyed it black.

53. sport: Hhhhhhwhat’s a sport.

55. vacation: What. Where’s Q54.

56. pair of trainers: ???

MORE GENERAL: 

57. eating: Nothing yet, but soup soon.

58. drinking: Water. Mle would be proud.

59. i’m about to: Fuck shit up.

61. waiting for: Me to finish these questions, which are apparently being kidnapped.

62. want: What DON’T I want.

63. get married: If it happens, it happens.

64. career: No idea.

65. hugs or kisses: Both.

66. lips or eyes: Both.

67. shorter or taller: Don’t care.

68. older or younger: Don’t care.

70. nice arms or nice stomach: This is a weird question. 

71. sensitive or loud: Hhhhhhh.

72. hook up or relationship: Doesn’t matter. As long as I’m not in a relationship during a hook-up.

73. troublemaker or hesitant: What does this Mean.

HAVE YOU EVER: 

74. kissed a stranger: Nope. 

75. drank hard liquor: Yes. 

76. lost glasses/contact lenses: Gotta have something to lose it.

77. turned someone down: Yes.

79. broken someone’s heart: Maybe.

80. had your heart broken: Yes.

81. been arrested: Not yet.

82. cried when someone died: No.

83. fallen for a friend: Yes.

DO YOU BELIEVE IN: 

84. yourself: Yes.

85. miracles: Maybe.

86. love at first sight: No.

87. santa claus: No.

88. kiss on the first date: Depends.

OTHER: 

90. current best friend name: I don’t like to pick.

91. eye color: Green.

92. favorite movie: The World’s End. I vibe hard with Gary King.