#dilfbrane

[metamorphmigus]

For your consideration, I present Professor Membrane. Hot Bod edition. Enjoy~ @tiny-darkmatter @thepakdefect

[daddymembrane]

love shy dad but i raise u: completely oblivious dad. i mean, hes already good at it

[nightmaremembrane]

could u make a height chart of magenta vs red/purple? im just curious i love them

a really quick scribbled height chart of the three! magenta truly is the tallest

[exoterra]

Yall fucking. I just wanna scroll man. I just wanna scroll. Every night I go to bed and I am haunted. I wake up to the image of buff robot arms and manly overworked stubble. The cool scent of idk fuckin timber old spice wafting against my fucking scent glands. He is there. Ever present now. A constant in my life I never wanted. I cannot escape him, he is everywhere. My tumblr. My Twitter. My Instagram. Even tiktok has failed me in my search for respite. Gone are my summer days of long white coats and vague features. The winter of dad bods and tired fathers of knowledge has set in my home. I am cold, and no fire I light will warm my soul for He will snuff it out like a candle in midnight wind.

[adultswinmoved-archive]

🌹 :P

youre one of the best people i know and just seeing you around makes me go like :D !!!!!! but in capitals

[delhe-dalim]

Yes Del. You did do this. You caused THE DILFBRANE

-gASP- whoO0, meEE?? idk what you’re talkin about😳👉👈

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[dib-shit]

@prof-dilfbrane @ingolstadts Sneekyonfoota being an influencer has given me life and I can't stop thinking about it.

Bonus: Tak isn't a fan.

[eggzoffthegrill]

Some old baby Vortians with pencil, and some new doodles with a fine sharpie

Dilfbrane for the public, I make him have ponytail cuz I think it looks nice 😤😤😤😤😤😤😤

ZADRs will be crushed to a pulp if they dare touch this post uwu

[baileyartblog]

Ohh MMYY GOOD UURR CHERRI X PROFESSOR DILFBRANE ARE AMMAAZZINNNGGGGGGGGGGGGG HHHNNNGGGGG IM EVAPORATING (●♡∀♡))ヾ☆*。(╯✧∇✧)╯. On another note, I was listening to crybaby by melanie martinez and thought it would probably be mymble's theme song or somthin

thank you!! Mimble is such a cry baby

[ckret2]

prof-dilfbrane replied to your post: Do you think Zim is a sadist? I always headcanon...

thanks i now headcanon that zim watches old tapes of AFV. he is AMAZED and THRILLED the humans already made these great Human Fail Comps for him to watch

He sends them to the Massive and it’s the only thing the Tallest have ever been happy to receive from Zim.

[borrelia]

prof-dilfbrane -->topfakingzim

that last post reminded me to change my url :)

[taretaglia]

Watching ItF for the 5th time just to see prof dilfbrane.

[johnny-bravo-fortnite-dance]

heh heh heh heh professor dilfbrane hee hee hoo hoo

[ckret2]

prof-dilfbrane replied to your post: I’m going to go to a used bookstore can you rec...

i read don quixote in hs and i was AMAZED at how stupid funny it was! love that book need to give it a reread

Yeah, see!! Don Quixote is good.

[borrelia]

science-boner --> prof-dilfbrane

temp change to my brand fr the first time in like 5+ years