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Another ask the blogger (not thirst I promise) if you could live anywhere in prythian, where would it be and what would it look like?

After much consideration I’ve decided I can’t choose just one so please enjoy this Pros and Cons List of Prythian’s Seven Courts.

The Spring Court. I’m sure the gardens are nice but the idea of having bugs all over the place makes it a huge pass. Comes with a hot but unstable High Lord. Not a problem if, like me, you have an “I can fix him” mentality and a very flexible moral compass.

The Night Court. Overhyped but gorgeous nonetheless. Comes with the risk of seeing your government fucking in the sky while you’re out grocery shopping. Is it raining or is my High Lord just really horny?

The Winter Court. It pains me to say this as a December baby but I’d have enough of the cold after a month if not less. I could see myself visiting once a year solely for the unmatched Winter Solstice parties and their very sexy High Lady. I could treat her so right.

The Dawn Court. Amazing, sensational, never-been-done-before. Features beautiful views and, if I remember correctly, winged men without severe anger issues. Whilst I would actively hate the fact that everyone there is prettier than me, the chill and unbothered vibes still make it a great place to live.

The Summer Court. Not a huge fan of sand but their High Lord makes it 100% worth it. Rumour has it he can turn into a dolphin and, like I said before, my morals are hanging by a thread these days. 10/10 would give it a try.

The Day Court. Absolutely ZERO cons. Pretty sun and libraries with literally any book you want. You could lock me up there and I’d still never try to leave. Comes with the world’s hottest DILF. What’s not to like?

The Autumn Court. Once again, a questionable moral compass may come in handy but the men have long, red hair which makes it all okay. Bonus points for close ties to the Day Court which gave us the perfect fire to glow dick ratio. I’d move in tomorrow.

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