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thriceandtriceborn-blog · 6 years

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I was born 20 years ago or so.

I remember little, I remeber that song from that album called "Smooth," Though i knew it as "chicka chicka yea" I remeber living next to two cool kids. I remeber stuffed animals, a car like baby resrainer/toy. I remeber my parents naked after finishing a shower or bath, I remeber waking up in cribs to sunbeems. I remeber telling family mebers that "I'm not cute I'm adorable."

I remeber the farmer video game.

My entire life i have mistaken my convenient memory for ideas and cleverness, as time goes on I learn more that I am foolish but have a great ability to remeber.

I remeber moving, I remeber the lazy family, I remember the desk of the men who moved pushed that families house into my parents hands. I remeber hating moving out, though my parents deny I cried, perhaps it was a dream.

I remeber my grandparents, I remeber ducks, I remeber the zoo, I remeber my parents going to hawaii, I remeber two plastic dinosuars I named and loved. I remeber going to mississippi, where i had a not-grandmother but she was my mom's not-mom,

she was my grandmother to me, I remember her not having a husband, and going to church. I hated church, my parents never went, but insisted i dress up for church,

I related church to mississippi.

I remeber airplanes being awsome, my grandfather showing me paper airplanes, and me promptly filling the house with a printer full of paper planes. the sound of props flying over my home.

I remeber my grandpa's racing simulator, and his microsoft combat flight simulator. Amusingly my mother once forbade me from playing the racing simulator after i sked her if she could read the "instuctions" I had found.

I remeber my baby sitter making me say grace when my parents were not home. I remeber being told that girls do not like tackle football. I remeber wanting to be either a fighter jet pilot or a football player.

My family had six large dogs.

I remeber freddy fish and madden football

I remember a local airshow, I remeber the sonic boom which was actually not. because the airplane was so low and loud.

I remeber winnie the pooh, PB and J otter, Cinderella (especially the mice) Rollie Poley Oly, I remeber the fantasy place that is Orlando florda's Disney land. I remeber thinking loony toons was a lazy cheap version of old diseny cartoons. I remeber the wiggles and steve Irwin.

I remeber listening to phantom tollbooth and walt disney's biography on audio tape in the car.

I remeber my little sister being born.

I remeber preschool where a kid pooped his pants, my comrade quit sitting next to me to start sitting next to a girl. I remeber apple juice, ritz crakers, and older kids from the college trying to teach us basic weird stuff. Like salt makes ice melt.

I remeber being able to "sing" books, I did not yet know how to read, but you could pretend if you already knew the book.

I remeber trying to stop the ref in little league rec socer because none of the kids had properly changed sides at halftime. I remeber telling a kid to get the stegosuarous off of the plastic mat i was using for dinosuars, after all, I had a velocoraptor and tricerotops on thr feild, therefore it was the Cretaceous period. My best friend is the one kid who agrees with me. I can dedicate my own walk to him soon.

I remeber going to school and being put the little yellow room with 4 other kids.

I remeber zoo tycoon complete collection, and how i would wake up at 1 in the morning to play it and never tell my parents.

I remeber being read books about dinosuars and world war two before I went to bed each night. Then Johnny Tremain, then Calvin and hobbes.

I remeber playing uno and monopoly with my baby sitter and the other people she sat for.

learning to read calvin and hobbes and dinosuar books was how I learned to read. I remeber computer time and reading two pages out of an encyclopedia of dinosuars was enough to get me 30 minuites of computer time.

I remeber tons of baseball and fishing in mississippi. Along with a leap pad machine,

I remeber mulan and roller coster tycoon and civ 4 and command an conquor generals.

I remeber reading a bible and thinking it was funny when adam and eve tried to pretend they were not naked. I also remeber singing veggie tales songs. I remeber people getting married and refusing to dance with a girl or wear a flower.

I cannot watch school movies or starwars, I leave the room when there is conflict,

come to think of it i leave the room for parts of cinderella and mulan.

I remeber being taken to the brown man's room (I call him brown because he wore all brown and his officelike room was dank messy and either yellow or brown, not because of race, I honestly forget what he was in terms of skin, he was probobly white if you can't stand not knowing.) And playing candyland and monopoly with him, we didn't finish either game, and he went to speak to my parents after asking me tons of questions.

I first turn a profit in roller coster tycoon explainingnit to my grandmother.

I remeber me and my dad beating a stewart little game on the gameboy, my mother tells me that I read like she used too, like you get your calories from books.

I remeber mario kart.

cat adopts my family and has kittens, me and my sister once debated using a basebalk bat to kill a squirel a kitten was playing with. We couldn't do it.

I was told I was clever and I was moved to a differant school, conflict no longer bothers me, except social conflict, i can watch people get shot or hurt in movies, I can't watch a person obviously lie to their friends for more than a minuite. My new school is my first public school.

My uncle/cusion rescues dogs and has like 20 that live free range in his backyard/neighborhood, he is the only one there along with his wife and loud family, he has like 4 indoor dogs, This is mississippi. I ask my mom if he is a hoarder, she explains how to break up a dog fight.

I remeber learning what pokemon was, learning it was uncool to watch playhouse disney, uncool to watch dinsey (unless you were a girl) uncool to not know what pokemon is, uncool to talk like I do, No one cares about dinosuars or my video games, i make friend the first day, and the kid hugs me, the next week he tells me I am a wussy cry baby.

It was because kids called me by my first name and not my middle name because they thought it was funny how I would try to tell them I used my middle name instead. So I was their recess entertainment, for about two months untill I realized they were doing it for a reaction and actually understood that I had a name.

Pokemon is the way into any kid's (except the majority of girls, but who am I kidding, those girls were never allowed or told they could. be kids.) heart I learn.

elementry school goes quick, I remeber hippy teacher and the rest of the teachers being wise.

I liked them. I remeber being frieds with the spaz kid, who hit people, and occasionally hit me, fortunately i was faster and good at distracting him.

Warrior cats books. and harry potter. Bilbo baggins.

Dad plays world of warcraft, the all time coolest game I ever did see.

I start trying to make builds for him out of the paper guide book cool kid i used to live with has.

I remeber martial arts classes and noticing how slow I progressed compared to spaz kid, who was taking classes at what I would later think of as a McDojo. I remeber the tree of heaven and how it is really the tree of hell.

I would occasionally have to reastrain him from hurting people.

I wanted to hit a kid only once in elementry, when I told him my dad played world of warcraft like the kid did and the kid said "your dad has no life" casualy.

I remeber, "Hit first, you don't always get back up"

If you can't already tell by my video games and history, I am weirdly violent, mistrusting, competitive, and belive I am better than other people. My priviliged youth has empowered me so much, I think you are foolish, prepare for part two.

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