#dirk and rose don't

[hinotorihime]

came to the slightly horrifying conclusion tonight that i would genuinely probably have an easier time nailing dirk's voice if i spent more time on reddit

[ineffable-gallimaufry]

if they made a homestuck movie:

VOICEOVER: it's coming...

*two drum beats*

JOHN EGBERT: *puts the disk for sburb into his computer* i'm in

VOICEOVER: this summer

*two drum beats*

ROSE LALONDE: *rolls eyes* john, stop goofing around

VOICEOVER: prepare to be stuck...

*two drum beats*

JADE HARLEY: *wakes up and looks around*

VOICEOVER: at home

*two drum beats*

DAVE STRIDER: *spins record* woah, this is off the wall, yo

*shitty orchestral cover of sburban jungle plays*

ROXY: but you don't understand! this game is dangerous!

*cut to dave leaving his clone behind at his quest bed*

DAVE: i can't do it... i just can't kill another me...

*bec noir appears next to alt dave*

ALT DAVE: he's right behind me isn't he

*fades to black as bec noir slashes a sword at alt dave's neck*

*text on screen reads "ASCEND"*

*cut to rose in her shed*

JOHN: rose, the meteor's gonna hit!!

ROSE: *grabs computer* *rolls eyes*

*text on screen reads "DESCEND"*

*cut to scenes of the war on the chess field*

*text on screen reads "RISE UP"*

*cut to john, running out of his kitchen*

JOHN: these imps are everywhere!!

*text on screen reads "ABSCOND"*

ROSE: it's all over...

*cut to the various sprites being sprited*

*cut to jake kissing dirk's head*

DIRK STRIDER: *standing nearby* *coughs* awkward...

*cut to terezi and john after game over*

TEREZI: john, 1t's 4ll up to you now...

JOHN: *gasps*

*cut to john and dave hugging*

NEPETA: *grins* :33< i ship ittttt

KARKAT: *facepalm*

*cut to terezi and vriska facing off*

TEREZI: vr1ska, you c4n't do th1s!

VRISKA: watch me!

*montage of vriska doing a bunch of random and cool stuff*

VRISKA: i can do anything!!!!!!!!

*cut to grimdark rose and dave*

ROSE: to win... we're gonna have to blow up the sun

DAVE: awww snap

*text on screen reads "NIC CAGE"*

JOHN: and i mean, of COURSE con air is the best movie ever!! what other movie would you even suggest

*text on screen reads "LIL NAS X"*

DAVE: man, this isn't even the best song in obama's whole rap career

*text on screen reads "AMANDLA STENBERG"*

ROSE: *rolls eyes* whatever, mom! i'm summoning cuthulu!

*text on screen reads "ZENDAYA"*

JADE: *petting bec* oh, who's the best dog! is it you?

*a bunch more celebrity names on screen*

*text on screen reads "BASED ON THE WEBCOMIC BY ANDREW HUSSIE"*

ANDREW HUSSIE: *sitting in chair* wait, am i still in this movie? do i still die?

VOICEOVER: yes

HUSSIE: oh poop

*text on screen reads "HOMESTUCK: THE MOVIE"*

JOHN: we're gonna save the world... or die trying

*quick montage of every single death scene*

DAVE: i think we're gonna die trying

JOHN: daaaaveeee

*text on screen reads "COMING THIS SUMMER"*

*cut to dave beatboxing*

KARKAT: CAN YOU SHUT UP?!

DAVE: are you gonna make me?

NEPETA: :33< ooooh—

DAVE and KARKAT in unison: DON'T SAY IT

NEPETA: :33< ship it

*they both sigh*

*cut to black*

[sodapopsolstice]

I am literally inconsolable

[legallypunkin]

Here’s my rendition of the Homestuck kids as trolls. I used preexisting canon (or postcanon) trollsona sprites as a jumping off point, though for some I couldn’t.

(Here’s the trolls as kids!!)

Design explanations will be under the cut.

Jake English: I chose to make Jake burgundy due to the Hiveswap description. I personally am not too much of a fan of these descriptions, as they really only apply to the main twelve trolls, if even that, but I was otherwise lost on Jake. His socks are indigo to reference the Alternian idea of wearing the blood color of someone you share a quadrant with, especially as a lowblood, to signify that you shouldn't be messed with. His horns are taken from Calliope's trollsona, as Jake is the closest relative to Lord English, and there's probably some symbolism there. As for the name "Jaking Enlish", I simply scrambled his original name a bit to make it fit the 6x6 naming conventions.

Dave Strider: I chose to make Dave gold due to his early shown proficiencies with tech. The horns are taken from his canon trollsona, and them having two starting points before merging into a single horn at the tip is similar to that of a few background Hiveswap trolls. His name is a reference to Davesprite, being a crow.

Roxy Lalonde: She is very connected to cats, even down to her human symbol, so who am I to get rid of that connection? Her horns are meant to look both like cat ears as well as hearts, and her hair was reshaped a bit for a spikier appearance. Her dress is her party dress, and, as seen in Jake's trollsona, Roxy too wears the blood color of someone she is in quadrants with. Her name isn't too much of a change.

Jade Harley: I made Jade jade because I thought it was funny, that is literally it. Her original trollsona was pretty good, and I replaced her god tier fit with a sort of horrid amalgamation of some other fits. Now that we've seen Fiamet with a tail, I figured I could give Jade one as well as ears, and I figure her working in the brooding caverns gives her a much lower likelihood of early culling. She also does breed the frogs, so that's got to be worth something. Her shoes are red because red seems to be one color which numerous trolls of all castes accessorize with, and her name is a combination of - you guessed it - the words "Jade" and "pup", with her last name remaining the same.

John Egbert: John gets to be a tealblood almost entirely due to his father. He's an unassuming guy from the suburbs who does menial officework. This also seems to be the fate of many tealbloods, so boom. Teal John. His horns are similar to those of Xefros, as, again, unassuming protagonist guy. I did give him sharper teeth, though, as burgundy bloods are the only caste with dull teeth, and I also fixed up his hair a bit. His name comes from a combination of "John" and "June" because I am a fan of both, and again, his last name remains the same.

Dirk Strider: The ties between Dirk and Equius are unavoidable, of course Dirk is going to be indigo. His horn is taken from his trollsona. His name is just "Dirk" but fancier and longer.

Rose Lalonde: Violet because of the horrorterrors. Took her original trollsona and gave it piercings because she's simply too goth not to. I also changed up her original dress a bit, made it more vibrant and closer to violet. Her name follows Roxy's pattern, but now with a closed consonant to end it off.

Jane Crocker: If you didn't think I was going to make her fuschia, you don't understand the depths of my autism. Her entire family line is fuschia, what other color COULD I make her?? Her trollsona is so baked into her appearance here, alongside her crockertier form. Still, Jane is butch in my heart of hearts, so she got to wear a suit instead of a dress (taken from Dave's sprites) and her pair of shorts and slippers(?). Her name is taken from her friend's nickname for her, "Janey".

[ghastlyaffairs]

for something as trivial and simple those feelings sure are hard to get rid of

also made a gif a version for fun + alt version with no tears under the cut

the gif is in very low resolution...this is a feature (i could make it bigger but that would require saving each frame individually and than glueing it all together. also i feel like low resolution suits it better. aesthetically and fits the mood)

[duketod]

[0l-unreliable]

mermaids? water nymphs? naiads? Potamoi? who knows, it's for sure not me 🧜‍♀️🧜‍♂️

[bulbasauryeee]

some assorted mspaint doodles of my blorbos from a few days ago. hope u guyz enjoye

[kinkmom]

Dave just wants to give Rose some meat flowers. 🤗

And so does Dirk, vigorously.

Finally got the willpower to illustrate this lovely ask I got when I posted Rose's topless god-tier dress. Sorry for not including Kanaya. :']

De-flowering service: Twitter / Pillowfort

[rosemary-is-in-pesterquest]

The possibility of Meat Rose being turned into a shitty twist villain is so jarring, it's like if homestuck decided that Rose was the big bad evil 13 year old of the comic and Doc Scratch was made out to be more sympathetic to leverage this.

[rose-icosahedron]

A man and his lame-ass secret identity. Which is which? You decide.

Bro from my old and kind of dead Rwbystuck au.

The second drawing's colors aren't finalized, some even worse drafts below

Also poorly formatted for "ironic" purposes

[rin-hanarin]

They're best friends, Your Honor.

[lastdreadpirate]

I've seen at least three separate strilonde sleep hcs within the past two days so I have arrived to give the two cents of mine that nobody fucking asked for!!!

Roxy: wildcard. Will sleep anywhere, in any position, but she moves around a LOT in her sleep.

Dave: sleeps either curled up like a cat or Completely Engulfed in blankets. He got a single taste of comfortable safe sleeping and never looked back.

Rose: sleeps on her back, arms out of the covers, perfectly still like she's either in a casket or photoshopped.

Dirk: he CANNOT sleep unless he is face-down arms at his sides legs straight and together behind him like he's fucking planking. Has to sleep in weird & hard-to-reach places because inevitably if someone walks in on him sleeping they freak out and wake him up bc they think he's dead

[dandybambiandy]

Guess what I finished just in time for Homestuck Day ehehe

Everyone gets the Lineup treatment at last, i totally didn't rush this to get this done for 4/13

Also bonus!! I did all their god tier outfits too bc i just... couldn't NOT do that (putting this under a read more bc this is inflating the length of this post lol)

Oh extra special bonus, because he's my very special boy, here's Hal by himself so you can like actually see him lol

[hyuburt]

I've got some ideas for a homestuck demon slayer au tumbling around in my brain but immediately had to draw Rose because she was the one I could picture the most vividly in my head.

[ID: Two images stacked on top of each other, the one on top being a colored digital drawing of Rose Lalonde from Homestuck drawn in an outfit and style reminiscent of the Demon Slayer, while the bottom is the uncolored black and white sketch version. She is drawn from the waist up and is wearing a pale purple kimono with long squids patterned all over it. The sleeves are tucked into dark purple arm cuffs that start just below her shoulders and presumably continue down to her wrists. The color of her kimono and the band around her middle are made of a shiny dark purple fabric that could be silk. Tucked into the band around her waist are her preferred weapon, two long knitting needles. She is wearing a black choker around her neck and her face is partially obscured by a transparent purple veil that hangs down from her headband. It is hanging in a way where the folds of the veil cover her left eye but has billowed up slightly on the right, allowing us to see her purple right eye. She has light brown skin and poofy white hair that is pulled back from her forehead by her headband and forms a small cloud around her hair. Her slight smile and slightly obscured eyes give her a coy, mysterious air.]

[ophthalmotropy]

I was tagged by @ante--meridiem to make a poll with my 5 favourite characters of all time and then tag 5 people <3

No pressure tags: @nureyev-steel-institute @lasalebete @preachersdaughtermp3 @charonean @p1nkwitch