#dirkification

[conceptofjoy]

jake and jane- roxy and dirkification respectively like trans wise. roxy shows the crazy decked out closet of single worn clothes alpha rose left behind. roxy slyly texts dirk to come over and when he gets there jake's dressed in one of her old extravagant vampire costumes used by rose to pick up girls on halloween. dirk chips a tooth clenching his jaw so hard.

[mmpi-3]

my dashboard is constantly trying to dirkification beam on my ass but it doesnt work

[lycanmalaise]

dirkification of one direction

[dirkpilled]

I been trying to get one of my irl friends into homestuck for a while now except all i done was create a monster who is only obsessed with dirk strider and nothing else. She is in love with him while simultaneously knowing nothing about him and its fucking hilarious. She draws him all the time unprompted. Today she says she kins him. Tomorrow? who knows.

[dihalect]

drawing tablet obtained. another momentous step in my dirkification

[spoonbenders]

YOUR RED FLAG IS THAT SOMETIMES BAD EXPERIENCES MAKE GOOD PEOPLE DIRK //J //REF

ACTUALLY SO TRUE. accidentally dirkified myself in the lab while creating a dirkification beam.

[april132009]

god were really just having a conversation through an innocent mans ask box HFKSJCJDKV

its ok gray i believe in u do not listen 2 the haters . ill be dirk now. I got this. I would say your Knight in shining armor but if I’m gonna carry this burden then I’m gonna have to be your Prince in shitty magenta pantaloons. How do you like THAT, OBAMA?

fucking swoons right into your arms /p. guys look daves taking over. hes taken the duty from me not that i ever had it and therefore you cannot touch me with your dirkification. obama is fucking QUAKING dude

[april132009]

We are coming directly for your ass. The Dirkification never ceases.

im literally setting my ass up with infallible security on all sides and defense mechanisms to trip up even the stealthiest of ninjas

[april132009]

Gray has awakened, time for the Dirkification to resume.

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[april132009]

The Dirkification process has already begun. You cannot stop it. We have already won.

NO NONNO TOU CANT GET TO ME. YOU CANT. YOUR MAGIC YOUR WITCHCRAFT HAS NLTHING ON ME